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Car Talk › Re: New Helmet Rule In Lagos by tkb417(m): 4:06pm On Jan 05, 2009
HE  HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO

I LOVE MY NAIJA people, I TRUST UNA, ARGUEMENT AND INSULTS DON START BE THAT
WE should LEARN TO APPLAUD CERTAIN GOOD DECISIONS TAKEN OR MADE IN THE BEST INTEREST OF THE PEOPLE
THIS IS NO BIG DEAL LET US EMBRACE IT AND PUT IT INTO PRACTISE,
ONE LOVE TO ALL MY Nigeria people,
ritualists are singing bravo!!!
avenue to propagate massive kidnapping and killing don open

nice policy, lets see how many people get missing before they stop grin grin

maybe they should put seat belts in the BRT buses too
shebi all na for safety? grin Nigeria and comedy

i say give us light, den dey sell helmet. fck all of them
Career › Re: Chartered Financial Analyst (CFA) Institution In Nigeria? by tkb417(m): 3:58pm On Jan 05, 2009
I am a CFA level 1 candidate and would love weekend lectures in Nigeria, please.  would love to hook up with fellow candidates to share experience of this wonderful profession.

Rgds
hi
send me a mail on ****
we can talk about it
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by tkb417(m): 3:53pm On Jan 05, 2009
heyyy people
how work na. we don resume ooo wahala don start.
i came in today to do a half day after abandoning ma fones and internet for 2 weeks only to find out that i don enter gbege

i intentionally avoided using the internet in order not to stumble on any work related wahala but can u guys believe this? i have about 16 TO DO!!!! waiting for me in my official and yahoo inboxes.
i entered the office in high spirit but now, my spirit can be likened to how Judas felt as soon as he discovered Jesus was gonna be hanged cos of his greed. I have stuffs to submit latest 12th of january and none has been touched. My ogas are coming next week and the man is practically using the foen to control me now like a robot (from Uk o).

what kind of wahala be this? when i go own my company sef? kai!!
my CFA exam need to be finished so i can think straight. now i be like slave wey no fit resign huh ( resign go where sef?) my papa and mama no get company so what the heck am i gonna do?

i think i'll close late today. 12 midnite is it today grin u guys dont wanna know what ive done so far?
thts another day's gist

Sangreal
hommie how far? how ur work o
hope ure good. we 'll chat one of these days make we rub minds
cheers
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by tkb417(m): 3:43pm On Jan 05, 2009
happy new year people smiley
wish u the best this year o. (qualifying for UCL next season) AMEN!!!

where is eldee na angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by tkb417(m): 3:42pm On Jan 05, 2009
shocked shocked shocked
where is everybody?


Happpyyyy New year to all ma people here. its so good to be alive this beautiful year and it really feels so good being a manc, not some dejected gaynners and the likes. . . .

i hope this year will be just like 2008 that we were crowned domestic, european and the world champions. Not forgetting our boi winning the most coveted trophy in europe!
There are some milestones to be covered this beautiful year. (now till may 2009)
~win our outstanding games at home
~win all our home games
~ beat mourinho 'blue-black' both home and abroad
~win the carling and FA cup

im sure if all these happen, then we'll be crowned both domestic and european champions once again.
To all the real mancs in the house, J-k, Akinalabi, Sauron, Cristalz, emperoh, tubabie, chamotex, darefestus, presido1, manu4life, coded, nyabinghi, ndumart, eastbay, smurf, moonstone and others i cant remember, its gonna be a real good year for us
so fasten ur seat belt and lets do it like we do

to all the haterz, ema run down ni grin grin

Where is TKB,

He probably fainted shagging some $2 hookers all over the state of Texas.

WHy is Man Utd synonymous with whoring? Players, Fans and coach all are perverts!!!
wetin? na u be ma papa ni?
wo, this na new year o, dont even go there. . . i dont have time for sme sme this year
go open bayern thread abeg, bloody nuisance
Romance › Re: How To Make Love Potion by tkb417(m): 7:23pm On Dec 24, 2008
You're just knowing that??! We meet on Monday and Thursday nights here at Nairaland. Come by and visit
.
shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

sister sorry i missed the last meeting
tell our kween moda to pardon me but my excuse is reasonable
i got those things i promised to get
Brash in in trouble lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

tkb u mean u just knowing?
yes ma. pls dont hurt me o. im a gentle boi o sad

***run b4 dey jazz me**********
Culture › Re: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by tkb417(m): 6:17pm On Dec 24, 2008
Baba ose ose (2x)
ore re lori mi
something something something something
ose o baba
all these are CAC songs na
did u attend CAC when u were in 9ja ni?

ok o
Baba ose ose/2ce
ore re lori mi
emi ko ni gbagbe re o , e mama se o baba
Culture › Re: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by tkb417(m): 6:04pm On Dec 24, 2008
Aro pkin, eniyan
Aro pkin, eniyan
Olorun mi mama je k'aiye ro mi pkin o
Aro pkin, eniyan.


By Yinka Ayefele I think
whats kpin? is that yoruba?
aro pin!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh, u want to murder yoruba or what
Romance › Re: How To Make Love Potion by tkb417(m): 5:57pm On Dec 24, 2008
Okay, before I give you this, you should know that I have been doing my classes with Corresponding School of Witchcraft online, so I’ve not had the opportunity to have my work graded but I suppose I can use your result for my finals. So here
shocked shocked shocked i knew it.
witches dey NL.
kai!!
Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by tkb417(m): 5:40pm On Dec 24, 2008
now if you would kindly leave, i need to attend to my customers
you are hopeless talkin to
grin grin grin NO. u invited me and now im here
what are u selling? Blood?
olodo
Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by tkb417(m): 5:22pm On Dec 24, 2008
i actuall dint want a battle with you
but you keep stalking me
anyways, pricesss karashika i like that
battle with me? stalking u?
are u outta ur mind? how? where?
i find ur posts annoyingly amusing hence the 'aggro'
u spinhead shoulda known tht wasnt 'stalking' thats taking a piss outta u .But if u are too narrowminded to grasp that, then no probs
its ur world.

u love to talk sha, itz gud for ur profession grin
Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by tkb417(m): 5:07pm On Dec 24, 2008
chickening out now aint you *quack-quack-quack*
obviously you want to ignore the poem i wrote on you
do as dude, and for the records you are free to type whateva u like
regardless
u don't know me gurlie, i do only those who can match me wit for wit, salvo 4 salvo
i don't do twerps. and if u want me in ur kingdom, kindly do it ladylike and imme respond accordignly.
was the poem underneath for me? wow
u blood sucking demon grin grin
i know what to do wink

but on a brighter note
i could have you for breakfast
skin you alive for my pleasure
dance to the shrills of your pain
suck every ounce of blood you have left
discard your cacass to my snakes and vultures
just for the pleasure of it
the horror of it
and the amusement it brings


so stay dude,
be my next plaything
i cannot die but live to declare the glory of the Lord in the land of the living u poof grin grin
gat few hours/mins to run along so let me see what uve gat u bloody princess Karishika smiley
Food › Re: Goat Meat, Beef, Chicken, Fish: which do you prefer? by tkb417(m): 4:19pm On Dec 24, 2008
tired of chicken. gimme soft goat meat,snail or fresh fish
Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by tkb417(m): 4:17pm On Dec 24, 2008
@tbk
how does it feel to be devoured now by Poison Ivy
say it english. devoured by who?
i dont wanna banter on ur thread o so leave me jeje.
Forum Games › Re: Owe L' Esin Oro, Oro L'esin Owe by tkb417(m): 4:11pm On Dec 24, 2008
gbayi ye wo


Ori ti yoo ba sun l'abata __________________________________
ah, oti leju. emi ko mo
Culture › Re: Say Ur Native Names And Translate Them by tkb417(m): 4:09pm On Dec 24, 2008
Ademola= Royalty mixed with wealth
Adetokunbo= The crown/kingship/royalty came from abroad
Adetayo= Royalty alongside Joy and hapiness

Akanni= whoever knows this one will get a 1,000dollars grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man Utd: My Nightmare! by tkb417(m): 3:38pm On Dec 24, 2008
go to Manchester City, they are in the same city as UTD
Forum Games › Re: Owe L' Esin Oro, Oro L'esin Owe by tkb417(m): 3:30pm On Dec 24, 2008
Mi o kin se kofeso, yooba oh Chemical Engineer ni mi. Mo maa nwo Yoruba home video daada ni.

Bi ako ba je ki odo gbe olorisa oko lo, a so wipe opelope sese efun to wa niwaju ori oun.

Arise lari ka ari ka ni baba iregun.

Oya gbiyanju eyi.


Owu iya gbon_______________________________________________
ahhh, Chemical engineer ni iwo na shocked
ok oo. arise lari ka, arika ni baba iregun (correct) oti raji subu grin

Ok now
Owu iya gbon, lomo nran grin grin
mo gba ooo
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by tkb417(m): 3:28pm On Dec 24, 2008
Cristalz
babes dont mind the man. even the man has sht down himself. . .

im on breakkkkkkkkkkkkkk everybody and this nite verily verily verily i say unto u, im 33,000 above the sea level grin
back 4th of Jan jare.

dayo
ur job schedules are really off da hook. i pray u get promoted to d next level sha. omo shey u don arrange paro for ur guy cos its gonna be gangster when i show ur area code o grin grin
Literature › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 3:11pm On Dec 24, 2008
hmm Cristalz angry angry
when will all these stop?
Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by tkb417(m): 2:54pm On Dec 24, 2008
dnt turn here to one of your unseriousness
angry angry
Poems For Review › Re: Lets Get Bloody With Rhymed Poems by tkb417(m): 11:46am On Dec 24, 2008
Matter of fact, I do run a "spear" down women's breasts quite infrequently, though . . er . .a "scalpel" that is . . Professionally, I'm a surgeon.
So you see I often get my bloody hands all over young flesh

Another impromptu one . .

Love Blast

let me take your lips
And suck 'em till they bleed
They be mine for keeps
'c o s I'm all the nigga you'll ever need

let me take you now
Take you off like a kettle on steam
Your thrashing claws showing me just how
Much bloody love seems as you scream

Now I ravage you from behind
As I anal-ize the depth of your throaty cry
You blow, in so many ways my mind
As we lock and lurch, then end-up in an endless sigh

Like two fighting foes in a death-struggle
One to die and the other to last
So it just then seemed even now as we snuggle
Our bloody-sweet love blast
is this poem or mojo grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by tkb417(m): 11:43am On Dec 24, 2008
@Emperoh,
Still looking 4 ur school guys?
hehehehehe
dont let him start o. Emperohs school people are not on this blog. try cediland.com grin grin grin grin
Literature › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 11:41am On Dec 24, 2008
cheap attention seeker
wasnt talking to you either
shocked shocked

maybe when he gets an award
he will shut-up
thats like a sequel to ma post innit?
u dumb aint u?
Forum Games › Re: Owe L' Esin Oro, Oro L'esin Owe by tkb417(m): 11:38am On Dec 24, 2008
Remii
whathuh are u a professor or what are u trying to do?
ive never heared that one b4 not to even think of trying to figure out what ure saying,
emi o moooo

oya attempt this

arise larika. . . .
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by tkb417(m): 11:30am On Dec 24, 2008
Brash ka a roo
se dada loji. Iyawo ko, omo nko?
ma mu oti to ba tin drive o nigba odun yi o

bami ki gbogbo family o cheesy  grin

chei, i love this thread like mad grin


be ni eyan mi gidi, odun to nbo yi ma san wan si ola at ola repete. a ko ni ba obo lo
adura nla. Amin ase edumare
Literature › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 11:12am On Dec 24, 2008
maybe when he gets an award
he will shut-up
sharrap u too. anyone talking to u? tongue is ur boss not around today?
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by tkb417(m): 11:10am On Dec 24, 2008
HAAA EYAN MI, KO RI BE OO OMO LONDON O KIN SEBE RARA AWA MA NTOJU OUNJE DARA DARA TORI O JO MIRAN TI EBI BA NPA OKO. u know.
grin grin ore mi, ko si wahala. mo ti gbo o
se jeje ni asiko odun yi o.
odun ayabo o
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by tkb417(m): 9:16am On Dec 24, 2008
Eyin ara mi ninu foroomu yii,

Mo fe fi akoko yi ki gbogbo yin ku odun keresi o. Aseyi samodun o. Odun o ni diwa mo eru lo o. Gbogbowa la tun ma peju sibi ni odun to nbo pelu alaafia ati ayo ati idunnu pelu igbega.

E ba mi mu nkan ti e ba jeku fun odun wa o

Si Ebony,

Jowo iyawo mi tooto, mo se nreti re nile mi leni o. Obe ti o se ni o wu mi ki nje ninu odun keresi yi. Ose pupo o si ku ife aisetan ti o ni si mi
ese pupo alakoso foruumu.
odun ayabo fun gbogbo wa o
aseyi semi oo
odun keresi yi ko ni di gbogbo wa leru lo oo

ni odun tonbo gbogbo wa ma pejopo se hapi new year ooo grin
kai ma yoruba is grade A now cheesy
Literature › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Husband (Poem) by tkb417(m): 8:59am On Dec 24, 2008
H202
hmmm, but for real i tot we had this settled?
Yeah NL gets boring when stuffs like this dont happen but like u know, someone needs to step down
pls, its enuff. This is stale already!!

We dont wanna do this again bros
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by tkb417(m): 8:48am On Dec 24, 2008
AAAAA EYIN OMO ENIYAN ADARI WU IRUN SEBI ONA ATI RI TEMI JE NI MO NWA KIRI. JEMBE, JEMBE LAYE YI SA GBA
wonbiliki wobia ni e. ahhhhhh, ki olorun maje ki o je nkan to mapa e ooo
koyami lenu, bi awon omo london se man se niyen
iwa ibaje yin ti poju. grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by tkb417(m): 8:27am On Dec 24, 2008
hey folks, thought the thread was about beeing proud to be an igbo!!!huh!?
myself was welcomed with nonsense bout ndingwa na-ata anu mmadu,

insults and abuse is very common within the igbo,

some most have a lot of complexes

thats what I´ve being experiencing most of time. igbos are never united so somehow bigmodo comments should give us an impulse of what nonigbos think about us.

STILL!!

IGBO KWENU, IGBO KWENU KWEZUONU OOOOOOOOOOO

by the way ala ngwa mara nma, toooooooo much ooooooooooooo
i tire for dem o grin

people it tot we were all havin fun here
but i have been seeing insults flyin all over d place
abeg u guys shld stop it
they've stopped babes
pls go with Presido1. hes the best here
dont be fooled with Toshmanns smoothness o.

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