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how come they didnt put Lagos or Abuja in this wahala?
we for start another NINS and NIDS war for here

been to the US twice loved it, UK (a billion times), i dont know the difference. maybe for a footie fan like me, UK will be most appropriate cos all these basketball and touch down shits are freaking boring.

But,Abuja, lagos and Abeokuta are the best places
9ja is the best land gba o

@4play
wetin? u think we dont have internet in 9ja ni?
sora e o

how did u come about with ur 80%?
u must be high!
dont u carry the gurls? abeg leave them alone. what is wrong in what they do?
ur sister no dey der? abi no be the runs money dem take send u go igbobi college
u think say i no know u? gerraway

@Jackal
Dayokanu is somewhere fasting and praying so that Man United crash out against Barcelona, but the Gods are not annswering his prayers cos VIDA will be back and Barca will be dealt with in no small measures

Boro will be annihilated easily,i expect them to come out smoking cos they really played well against Chelsea. Thats exactly what will kill them. No team can have a go at United in this present world and not go unscatched.
Rooney, Ronnie, Tevez are just too much for any team to handle
4-0 again

party?
i tried cooking up stuffs like that and what i got was one phony accusations that i was out to dupe. damn! dupe?
the gurl even asked me why i have 417 in front of my ID? MC knows the story wella. Seun had to block the thread cos i was ready to send my flipmode squad to bring down Nairaland until the gurl is unmasked. . . but, make we leave story

i dont think a blanket party for allcomers will work. some selected kukrukere can be organised between those that get along on the blog. Cos if u do total agberoish kinda party, i no go show and if ill do, na with some rifles cos some people gotta die!!!

@Sly
why u saying no more fighting? cos of moderator? if anybody carry him coffin pass my doormoth i'll shepe for the person sharpish.
i no send no one

@iice
i hereby ban you for calling some people silly (LOL!)

wait here, is it about guys not knowing how best to approach the gurls?
i'll let you know that 1 million and 1 babes here too are looking for cheap attention, reasons why most sapheads go about displaying placards about how lonely they are.

@Topic
I think its time we organised some schitzo where everybody can get to see. .at least we can put to end all these larger than life impressions we have of some people
The stockmarket section i know have plans of doing stuffs like that. presently, the London guys will meet over bingys and i know we Lagos dudes will do the same
Im sure this blog has been able to foster some camaraderie and physical get togethers might just be the final piece in the puzzle
My 2 cents ( i should not be quoted o)

@Jassie
first off, i'll like to ask you if you went to school and ur teacher was good enuff to teach u how to be witty and be full of humour while sharing views in the public

Your cerebro fluid has dripped to the extent where sarcasm is taken seriously on a blog!

Next time, respond when ure spoken to. I dont do smeagels like ya.
Back to sender, na ur folks go wash plates for Dugbe no be me and you
Bloody saphead!!

PS: wetin concern u with what i post abi ur mama get beards ni?
oponu jatijati

@Ferlie
she wont see this. .
the thread will move quickly

@Jackal
how u doing man? been a while. . .
now banning is the order of the day aight?

Footie
i'll prefer Brown to be a right back to a Central cos damn, that guy cant defend in the box.
2-3 weeks mean he will be back for Barca. Thats good news.
we can field chris eagles, Simpson and co against the Gunners and most def. United will win. Vida's absence against them isnt gonna be a prob.

@Emperoh
The moderator is a SHE

@Mancs
whats gonna happen against Boro?
i see another 4 goals coming, those guys are on drugs. they cant just stop scoring
Scholesy is playing like a wizard, carrick was sublime against Roma, Ronaldo is off the hook
who can stop us?
lest i forget, Rooney is back to his scoring ways, so whats gonna happen? hes definitely gonna score this weekend.

Evra below par?
thats the craziest line in footy analysis. . .

@Topic
Evra is the best leftback in the EPL, Clichy is closing in and i forsee that boi doing wonders in the nearest future

Evra not playing for France cos of Abidal is just a matter of time, i think after the tie between the two teams (United vs Barca) we will see clearly.

Does Fab4 command a first team shirt for spain? NO. is he supposed to be commanding a first team shirt ? YES
Thats the scenario with Evra, he has grown and i think hes presently better than Abidal and even the Lahm you mentioned.

@Dayokanu
how old is Luca Toni? im sure hes over 30, when did he start playing for Italy?
did he play when he was 27? NO

what about Almunia, how old is he? is he playing regularly for Spain? NO, but on current form, hes the best goalie for Spain. will the coach in Spain use him? NO
Think objectively b4 u post, u dont need to post anything when your brain is blank
some people will get their chance when they are close to 30. Thats the nature of the game

@Yemivictor
you want to sample witches!!!
i bow for you ooo

no be me, lailai

Nigeria, just like the Bundesliga.
full of shit (i hope say i never touch somebody for the wrong place o)
lmao. . .

Sam Milla
abeg organise some schitzo for awon boiz to mingle with some fine gurls
all wowo are not invited o.

@Micklplus
i know uve been doing stuffs like dat, oya do it on a bigger scale.
arrange sharpish, im in full support

@Switcher
u rap? then take your game to 9ice and co
u'll be berra in a collabo with 2face and those guys
stop spewing gibgerish here.
My man eldee is also in the rap game, you know him?

@Emperoh
ure asking if the Moderator is a Gaynner?
yes now, she is a GAYNNER. . .

whats all these moderator thing for?
the feisty moments have been fun, nothing has degenerated to any guerrilla warfare, has it? we are just doing our thing. Please, stop banning abeg

i dont see any trouble here, u have a boyfriend who loves you!!
now the saphead from abroad is here to sample you and ure having multiple orgasms?
check ur brains

@Poster
dont worry jare, ur ex isnt meant for u thts why u cheated on him
Pele dear. dont mind omo Ibo and co.
Just pray to God to help you and confess ur sins and all shall be well with ya

@Foster Cat
u dey kolo o, where u jam the babe? the gurl na winsh!!
if i jam that kind babe, ill take to ma heels man. . .

@needlelady
Nurse pri abi what do u do with the needle?
chill out o, this is NL, nothing personal

@Blacklion
u sef? na wa for u oo. . .why should you add your own voice to this?
now ure one of those people. .who says if i hit google now, ur thread wont come up? LOL!
abeggi delete this thing kiakia

To all Mancs
The results yesterday is a testament to the fact that we are the best team in europe. .
See our wives (liverpool) playing draw with the Gaynners
i can only laff. lets wait till we deal with Barcelona, im sure our opponents wont show up in the finals cos na massacre!!

@Temmie10
dont mind them, how can someone sensible claim the Serie A is better than the EPL? with all these pummelling up and down! how far? lets meet at our usual place to do some CICO analysis.
We need the money like maaad.

@MODERATOR
wetin? unban Le chac now now, or else we go turn this place to war zone o!

@Cassiel
abeg, whats the gist? what did he do? did he bring a gun (desert eagles) to shoot them Gaynners?

@J-K
wassup man, how u seeing your REDS? we are sure matching to Moscow in grand style, we are the champions(uncrowned yet) wassup with Vida? is he gonna be back soon?

@ALL
we are Manchester United!!!
we can beat any team in the world, we can win anywhere in the world.
Spalletti was wrong thinking United wont win away,
like i always say
it could have been 6-0! on an away ground
ROme for that matter!

Whats all these banning for?
why do we have a moderator here and not romance where rubbish is spewed every second? we all know the beef here aint permanent.

Please unban le chac and lets have some fun

@dayokanu
wait till Barca is dealt with. .check the game yesterday and tell me the difference between the United of last season and this season,

We are matching to Moscow!!!

NB
Vidic will be back against Arsenal!

At this juncture, i don't know whether i should start laughing in Espana or Francais, see delusion in different formular, shapes and sizes!!

More losses to ur elbow

Now you have lost 3 with plenty draws. Once upon a time, they were 8 points ahead with a game in hand, but today, they are 9 points behind
No condition is permanent

the woes have just begun, it will continue until Wengay starts spending like SAF and the other coaches.
Technically, hes good but why gamble?
why prosecute EPL, UCL and the other local championships with a lean squad?
it beats me, he should be told to buckle up.

Now, i hope the Gaynners can now understand what we have been saying since the beginning of the league

"a league is not won 2 -3 months into the league" need i say more?
i'll always be here to torment you ass-holess

I think this thread is about to be extinguished. . .
i may be right or wrong but i feel abandoning this site selectively isn't the best approach.

nyways, who am i to complain?

i can only wish new gurus will be unveiled soon since we have been deserted

thanks to all that i learnt from sha
AKT and windy. .loma for ur pics

@Nateevs
LOL! jazzzz!!!
anyway, lets see how it goes
That ur juju at the Bridge will be scattered this season
we are winning at the bridge!

@Wormedup
i dont have any start o,
by the way, that game is gone, lets look forward to teh 26th of April
Can we stop the unbeaten home runs of Chelsea?
I think we are very well equipped to do that this season (no be joke o)

this your siggy na die, u be beerman like me shey?
badguy (lol!)

@Dason
na everytime u dey post rubbish
when u go repent?

@Wormedup
Stats wont change norin. .we all saw the game, crappy,uneventful and borrrrring
U guys won fine but United should have won the game based on chances missed.
It wasnt a good game from either side so nothing to really comment about.

I can see this thread is back to life. .all the Jose Mourinho's Apostles are back cos you guys are second on the table(lol!)
No wahala, it makes it interesting so far Arsenal is condemned finally to the third.
i love it when its just between us and Chelski

@Omoba
thanks for sharing with everybody although i have not been able to send you a mail, ill do as soon as i can breathe.

@Loma
nice one, pics are back

@All
Did anyone invest in GTA Insurance? my broker just told me the results are out and its one of the best in the industry. Ive not been able to confirm how good , ill do that anytime i can call 9ja.
Rights might be in the offing also (hearsay) not verified yet o.

People are saying Chams remains de best, but for me, GTA might just afford me the opportunity of storming SAID BIZ Skool with enuff pepper in d pocket (lol!)

RED EVERYWHERE!!!!
is it time to storm First Bank? its looking delicious (lol!)

I cant sell First Aluminium o, someone wanna buy? ki lo de abi all my spreadsheet profit go disappear?
Will BOC swim against the tide (the bears). Its struggling to go up a little but the RED NINJAS are not allowing

@AKTOPGUN
My Oga, nice to know our candles are back, we need your candles like anything.
I'll holla at you later in the day
have a great day

@Dayokanu
Do you mind these cretins?
if they were still on top they will come out to say those guys have matured. . .
with the way things are going, all these Arseanal boiz will never mature.
Excuses up and down. Its as simple as ABC, Arseanal, Wengay, Supporters/Gaynners are all bunch of super mediocres
let them jump into the lagoon and die if they cant admit it.

United forever (Not newcastle o)

did u tell us when u started the contract?