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Best thread i have read dis year.POST OF THE YEAR

D dude has symptom of acute malaria, bitten by a harlot female mosquito

pastormustwacc: Protestant is a very big word.

wat smaler word should i use? Plz

I have noticed that ptotestant now use rosary. some of them hang it round their neck .others keep it in their pocket or handbag. One actually gave me her own rosary to give my priest to bless it for her. of course, I refused

i met a guyonline and he told me He prays the rosary but quickly added NOT LIKE CATHOLICS . he said he replaces the MARY MARY PART with Jesus. why is this so?

Timaya sing wordly song, he pay tithe

mercy johnson act film almost nakeed.she pay tithe

Police colect bribe, he pays tithe.

Doctor does abortion, and pay tithe

.Govenor steals money ,he pays tithe,

why should proostitutte own be difrent.?tithe na tithe

Police colect bribe, he pays tithe.
Doctor does abortion, and pay tithe
.Govenor steals money ,he pays tithe,

why should proostitutte own be difrent.?tithe na tithe

Haw du u expect a girl who spend 30,00
on her hair to cover am. She has to display it 4 d whole world to see

Each time i chat with frends and we mention anything concernin church, they ask me what church i attend. I hapily say CATHOLIC .

I imediately notice a change in their facial expresion.they frown,hiss or show other sign of disaproval.

I inquire d reasn for such and they tel me one thing they hate about catholic.

USE OF ROSERY,

VIRGEN MARY,

PRIEST CELIBACY,

PURGATORY,
BOWING TO STATUE,

PRAYING THROUGH DEAD PEOPLE,

INFANT BAPTISM

POPE INFALLIABILITY
etc


what is urs?

Some people belive they are good enough to make heaven.they havent stolen,killed wilfuly etc. Are u one of them,are u gud enof to make heaven?

If u are asked to drop an advice to a new born child,what wil it be?

I here T B JOSHUA CURES STAMERErS

Faith is obedience,aceptance and belif witout doubtin. U may questin but no doubt

e.g abraham heard a voice dat ask him to leave to an undisclosd place.

MARY aceptd to be a mother despite a virgn

Since oyedepo,T B Joshua,and adeboye predictd plane crash, i stop entering PLANE.

It makes me late 4 apointment.

None.D price for seax shud be very high.

A chaplet is bead. rosary iz prayer.

There is notin wrong with dat.

Wen chelsea won the champion league, d fans requestd to come 2geda to thank God for it.

D fans are askin 4 it. Its not by force.

Umberican girl

ECONOMICS


when there is reductn in price of production, the price of the good reduces. Suppliers now supply more of the good at low price..hence increase in supply.


Increase in suply lead to cometitn among suppliers.some may further reduce the price. Others might go out to the customa doorstep to market their goods.

D customa wil patronise them due to lower price and proximity.HENCE INCREASE IN DEMAND.
:

SUMMARY

low cost of production = low price =high supply = high demand

drnoel: clears throat and looks around.....

gives her tomtom

If in an election, your best candidate for the position says he is an atheist.

You had made up your mind to vote for him until you heard the news. Will you go ahead and vote him?

What happens when a church general overseer dies??.

Who wil take over d afairs of d church? Is it the wife? The son? Or wil d elders apoint a new G.O . Wil the G.O indicate in his will?

stankezzy: Have we ever ask our selfs why the penticostals are eager to give money or buy private jets to their man of GOD while other religions ,the members will even steal from their leader.the answer is that the congrigation knows that what he is into is not easy .40 days fasting,20 dats fasting,will have crusade in gabon this week next wk germany next month holland.the other month usa.no be easy work.if u even give chief iman or prist that is not born again plane to be flying round fear no go allow am,cos he knows that nobody is backing him.in more than one occasion they have met air problems but GOD deliverd them.

al dis crusade, na only 4 usa,england and beta countries. Why im no go liberia, sudan, mozambique liberia weh war and poverty dey?

Y im no go saudi arabia,iraq,iran wey muslim plenty

na only europe we bring xtianity to nigeria im de go

am a catholic



A priest heads the parish. the smallest unit.
.A bishop is the head of a diocese, a district of the Church.
An archbishop is the head of an archdiocese, a larger diocese.
A Cardinal is a member of the College of Cardinals, the Pope's top advisers. Cardinals are almost always bishops or archbishops.

The College of Cardinals elects the Pope. The Pope, as Bishop of Rome, is the Successor of St. Peter as the leader of Christ's Church.
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I havent laffd today

None

Dont have one. Never had one

Flatering NO

sincere compliment Yes

What is the order of event in ur church
?


MY CHURCH- CATHOLIC


OPENING HYMN /PRAYER

reading of the day

sermon

prayer request

ofertory

holy cominum

anouncement

closin prayer

When you get to heaven, what is the first question you wil ask God?

E.g as a christian, i wil sav d muslim becaause d christian wil make heaven while the muslim wil b gven anoda chance to repent.

Why shouldnt churches pay tax. When u consider the amount they make and lavish.

Since churches are registered like other company, they shud pay company tax.dont u tink so?