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Y are guys so sexualistic?

I neva knew ur gov visit nairaland

Wen u were datin,i didnt know

wen u were excesisin, nairaland weret invitd

naw she is heavy, ure teling us.

Mtcheeeew

Sons lov their mum so much. As they grow up they start loving girls nd end up getin marid. The lov 4 d mum bcmes divided-part for the wife.the atention 4 d mum reduces.the mum sees d wife as a stranger comin 2 take away. wat she has sufferd in trainin d son

D wife want total lov. She want 2 control d man. D lov 4 d moda shud b history.d man shud know dat he has a new family wit d wife.

Both strugle to influence the man more.each want 2 b in charge.
D man at d center tied wit a rope , d wife at 1 end and d mum at d oda end each dictatin d tune 4 d man

I lov d post excpt that u would hav indicatd dat it wasnt urs.u copied it.i read it in a magazine 5 years ago.

However, i apreciate u 4 sharing it

Prison break
merlin
nikita
legend of the seaker
iris

wen i make up my mind, i wil make us know

I AM SUPRISD, NO BODY MENTIOND LOGIC BOY---

Y are there so many thrash topic in nairaland

Twins-a boy and a girl

Got one question.have u reach mariagable age?

He just wants fun too.
Frm wat ure sayin, u dont want to yield 2 d temptation.

Wen u go 2 see him, dres like a deeper life.go with bible..tel him ure a changd gal. Ure born again.u dnt du those shit no more.wen u chat him, divert ur discusion 2 God, bible, righteousnes, hell nd heaven.preach to him. ask him wot church he atends.

Watch his reaction--he might see u as a holyholy girl and mite nt want 2 annoy u by requestin 4 such previous fun.
If he is stil intrestd in u, his respct and regard 4 u wil increase.he mite ask 4 comitment.

If he is nt interestd, he mite dismis u, he wunt ask 4 s*x. Even if he does, cal it an abomination.tel him its a sin and leave.u wunt gve in 2 d temptation.

Guy, u sabi copy oo

at least u 4 du copywrite tel us were u pick am frm

i've read it online years ago

Logic boy,

who said there is no proof?
My emphasis is that we believe wot we want to believe.however,we havent seen half of them .

Atheist prøofs are mainly due to reasoning.
I am nt condeming atheist.am only saying atheist have faith just like christians and other religion.excpt dat atheist belief wit their head--christian belief wit their heart.atheist ask more question.

What we have in comon is that we believe witout seeing.---that is faith

An american atheist professor wanted to fix lecture on a sunday.Many student protested,they wanted to go to church..The profesor got anoyed and started yeling CHURCH !CHURCH! CHURCH! RELIGION!PRAYING TO NOBODY!SOMEONE THAT DONT EXIST.WHY? WHY? WHY'

a new studnt got up and answerd FAITH
This angerd him the more. FAITH! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL STUPIDITY?BELIEF WITHOUT PROOF?NO EVIDENCE!HAVE U SEEN GOD?

Studnt---- but sir, in the last class, you mentioned electric curent

prof---yes i did.
Studnt----have you seen one before
prof---(speechles)
studnt---what is the colour of an eletric curent? What state of matter is electric curent?
Prof.---speechless

studnt---you also believe in evolution. dont you?

Prof---yes i do, passionately
studnt---since your existence, have you ever seen an ape evolve into a humanbeing?
If ape evolves, why do we stil have apes?
Prof---(confusd, dumbfounded)


student---u belivd flow of curent was responsible for electicity yet neva saw what curent lookd like.you thought us and we belivd you witout questioning you.we had FAITH in what you were teaching.

you read a scientist theory on evolution and it made sence to you so you aceptd it.LOGIC witout seeing .an ape evolve.you believe without seeing----

Similarly we belive in a God we do nt see. We b believe that wen we pray,he listens and answers.we believe in the bible without asking questions.

We may vary in our belief but what unites us all is FAITH.Yes, FAITH rules the world

An american atheist professor wanted to fix lecture on a sunday.Many student protested,they wanted to go to church..The profesor got anoyed and started yeling CHURCH !CHURCH! CHURCH! RELIGION!PRAYING TO NOBODY!SOMEONE THAT DONT EXIST.WHY? WHY? WHY'

a new studnt got up and answerd FAITH
This angerd him the more. FAITH! IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL STUPIDITY?BELIEF WITHOUT PROOF?NO EVIDENCE!HAVE U SEEN GOD?

Studnt---- but sir, in the last class, you mentioned electric curent

prof---yes i did.
Studnt----have you seen one before
prof---(speechles)
studnt---what is the colour of an eletric curent? What state of matter is electric curent?
Prof.---speechless

studnt---you also believe in evolution. dont you?

Prof---yes i do, passionately
studnt---since your existence, have you ever seen an ape evolve into a humanbeing?
If ape evolves, why do we stil have apes?
Prof---(confusd, dumbfounded)


student---u belivd flow of curent was responsible for electicity yet neva saw what curent lookd like.you thought us and we belivd you witout questioning you.we had FAITH in what you were teaching.

you read a scientist theory on evolution and it made sence to you so you aceptd it.LOGIC witout seeing .an ape evolve.you believe without seeing----

Similarly we belive in a God we do nt see. We b believe that wen we pray,he listens and answers.we believe in the bible without asking questions.

We may vary in our belief but what unites us all is FAITH.Yes, FAITH rules the world

Music is a language of d soul. Music best describes d singer emotion. I sing what my heart speaks and.
wen

am about writin a hard exam. I sing songs like RKELLY -I BILIVE I CAN FLYsuch song motivates me 2 read hard.
After the exam, i find my self singing-THE STORM IS OVER.
When the result is out gud, i start singing Am A BORN CHAMPION..,.

Wen i see an orphan, i sing HEAL THE WORLD and WE ARE THE WORLD by michael jackson.
wen am lonely, i sing U ARE NT ALONE by mj. Wen i loose someone, i sing celine dion GOOD BYE .
Wen i rememba enternity, i sing, BOOK OF LIFE.
...wen i feel heartbroken, i sing...UNBREAK MY HEART by Toni Braxton.

In d midst of religous /ethnic crisis, i sing ONE LOVE by onyeka onwenu
wen i want to be alone,i sing, I WANT TO BE FREE,and FLY by 2face. Wen i rememba ou bokoharam and bomb, i sing, FIRE FIRE by dadyshockey.
wen i tink of nigeria, i rememba AFRICAN CHINA MR PRESIDENTand CRISIS.Wen i wan to thank God, i go gospel,

singing is part of me. I sing wen washing, cooking,playing, b4 sleeping etc. At times wen i cant sing e.g wen am eatin, i recyte d lyrics in mind mind...

The only presidnt frm southsouth

The önly president who went to skul witout shoes

the only president wu read zoology(nigerians are animals,nigeria is a zoo, he is d zoo keeper)

The only president to remove inspector general of police 3 times in 3 years(thanks to bokoharam)

the only presdnt nt 2 celebrate democracy day(fear of bomb)

the only living presidnt whose wife is a widow

the only presidnt who gave nigerians a new year gift. ( Fuel subsidy removal) that was rejected).


The list goes on and on.....Gudluck ....ful of suprises....plz keep it rolling

I tire 4 d kind ansa we i de see here oo

owerri - no industry excpt concod hotel

kano...3rd state known 4 bokoharam

kaduna...half of d land na baraks-4 soldier

zamfara....logo..farming is our pride


its either south south..(calaba.,portharcut or uyo) or southwest(ibadan.,)

I tot 1o years was to young 2 have a crush on a person. I am surprisd to hear 8 or even 6 years.

We al have 1 tin in comon.-we neva aproachd any of them or is there any wu did?

It depends. If am just getin to know her and she tells me earlier on, then i wil withdraw frm d relationship.....but if i have fallen for her b4 she tels me .., then i wil. I wunt even tink about it.

Only one cure for hiv.--LOVE

Na wao . Y did he acept if he cant du it..,.haw big is d party....

Introduction of guest
openin prayer
chairman/boyfrend openin remark

birthday song by all
presentatin\jokes, etc
fud
any presentation by guests..

1
free all their arrestd members frm jail
2
given total power to rule 7 northern states witout gout interfrence

3 christians to vacatd the 7 states

4 7 state declared an islamic state

hence no church in these state

dat wot i tink oo. Am nt sure about it but it wunt work,.AMEN

1
free all their arrestd members frm jail
2
given total power to rule 7 northern states witout gout interfrence

3 christians to vacatd the 7 states

4 7 state declared an islamic state

hence no church in these state

Haha .,very true...let me ad my own

can u nag for 24 hours without stoping

can u carry two loads on ur chest 4 life

can u withstand your man suck ur chest and later ur baby du d same 4 years

.What factors do you consider most BEFORE entering a relationship.

Physical attribute(height, weight, beauty,handsome,complexion

financial attribute

level of spirituality pastor born again, imam, churchgoer

education/occupation..(literate,banker,nurse

tribe, religion, state,

others

Coach, were were u wen they were luking 4 coach...dont u know it is easier said than done

What is brideprice for anyway?
Why is it so necessasy? Do villagers see it as a way of enriching themself?
Why do ibos see brideprice as gud buisness?
Why du ibo demand so high for brideprice? Are they seling d girl? Why cant reasnable demand be made?
.
what determince the actual amount to be demanded as brideprice?
Is it beauty, education or age of the girl


my broda has canceld two girls because of this.
If notin is done about it, i wil remain unmarid oo .i might consida priesthood.

bunmioguns: .
CHRIST. . . Oya gimme my money sharp sharp

christ is a title ..,it means the annoited...you are very wrong......

WHAT IS JESUS SURNAME
WHAT IS SATAN SURENAME

IF MÖNEY DONT GROW ON TREES? WhY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES

WHEN TWO MEN ARE MARRIED, IS THE UNION CALLED "MAN UNITED"

IF POLICE CATCHES A ONE ARMED CRIMINAL, HOW WOULD HE BE HANDCUFFD?

If A 5 YEAR OLD ACTS IN A FILM RATED "OVER 18,"WOULD HE BE AlLOWD TO WATCH THE FILM?

IF THERE IS SPEED OF LIGHT AND SPEED OF SOUND, WHAT IS THE SPEED OF SMELL?

DO FISH GET THIRSTY?

DO YOU WAKE UP OR OPEN YOUR EYE FIRST?

Vanpersie was bought by arsene wenger frm a dutch club .,feyenord fc for about 2.5 milion pounds. Today, d dutch is worth over 15 million pounds

one major saga surrounding d dutch is his refusal to commit his future to the london side..

The premieship top goal scorer seems frustrated with his lack of silverware. He has endured a whole six years with the north london side with notin to show 4 it and is defintly nt hapi abt it.

The 2010 world cup silver medalist has watchd fellow players l eave d club 4 a beta team. Players like thiery henry who went to barcelona,ashley cole to chelsea, cech fabrigas to barcelona and the duo of clichy and nasri.
The players are also pleasd with their transfer with silvware to show for it.
Henry won his long anticipatd uefa champions league trophy. Fabregas won d spanish super cup few days after he left arsenal. Nasri and clichy hav the english league cup to show for it. Ashley cole has won every cup winable in england having added the uefa cup to the list,..a cup arsenal is yet to win.
Van persie is really hungry for a cup to show and strongly believe the current squad is not capable of delivering. Hence, the task lies on his shoulder.

He has suspended his contrat extention til somtin is done abt d gunners it. Arsene wenger seems to be doing somtin abt it. The coach has signd germany international podoski as wel as
french league joint top scorer Giround. Many argue that podoski was already ageing and should be thinking of retirement.
Is the current squad able to deliver this season,..shud vanpersie remain in the club believing dat d new recruits could win cups next season?

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Plz! plz! plz!

No body is insulting arsenal. We are only saying that arsenal is a nursery dat plants players who are later transplanted to the permanent side where they are developed to win world best

hence, arsenal shud plz change their name frm arsenal fc to arsena nursery center

clubs are known 4 retaining captains for years and they retire in the club or go 4 other smaller noncompetitive teams where they retire.
E.g puyol in barca for years....terry in chelsea..,gigs and ferdinand in man u,...gerald in liverpool etc

However, in arsenal the same cant be said..arsenal have changd captains over d years. The captains who are the team best players end up going for the better club
Henry to barca Gallas 2 totenham..,...etc,.., Immegiately afta such migration, d captains end up wining trophys

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i am a catholic.,a born catholic..i promised to remain a catholic . I hav bin try hard 2 obey evry bit of God comandment..

However, i had a rethink of my faith when an adventist met me and told me dat one commandment d catholic and 80% of churches dont obey is d one dat says KEEP THE SABBATH DAY HOLY

I thought sabbath was sunday because monday was d ist day of d week.he explaind dat i was wrong. Sunday was d ist day, d day God creatd light.
Am confusd.,am tinkin of livin ma church for any church dat worshp on saturday.

Is he correct? Is sunday d ist day of d week? If yes, why d we worshp on sunday?

Because the women also reduce their afta wedin.
B4, they were exposing cloths,spend 4o minutes on the mirrow, try to maintain/reduce their weight just 2 attract d men and let d man say " wil u marry me"
after d mariage,they dnt look as preety as b4. They tie wrapper like vilage wuman, they stop aplying make up, they eat and eat and grow fat .

2) the afection shown reduces too. They no longer hug d man wen he get bak frm work.....they stop cooking.,.
leaving it for d house girl.

At nite wen the man is able nd capable of performin his natural obligation, she wil say

"am tired, i need 2 wake up early 2mro, my day was stressful, am not in d mood,am nt feeling fine"

acording 2 newton law, 2 evry action their is equal and oposite reaction. Men are reacting 2 women action