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pateffy:
Toks2008 go n get married jor

No wife material but nah girlfriend material full outside.

stupidity:
Una just dey type "ok, concur, correct, nice one"

No meaningful comment.


When a man(man like me) loves a woman, its either her asxx is available 24/7 for gonking.(She also must know hw to fvck well)

When a woman loves a man(man like me also) the man's dlck must be long like my granddad's walking stick. Asin the man must know every every on bed.

If not, why love??
Abeg if u want to preach to me about loving the inner body of a women and forgetting the almighty "sex", better face ur front. I GONK all the Gonkables.

funny but frank.

VampireeM:
Your write up is nothing new so i'm wondering why the clamour for FP. Its something almost every matured person is obvious to. Not just men alone, its likened to both sexes

What is old to you is new to another.

HornyTiwa:
You have a point but can't you write an article devoid of chauvinism?



though the content of this article is supposed to be addressed to both men and women

You need to work on your mindset.

lalasticlala i think this is enlightening enough.

I know many will be expecting to read long list of signs to know if a man truly loves a woman but the simple truth is that a man can show all those signs and still may not really love the lady.

I have read that when a man loves a woman he will treat her with respect,she will always be on his mind,He compromises for her sake,he touches her in public,He takes care of her,When he talks about the future,she is always in it bla bla bla... but the honest fact is that all these are also signs of initial gragra syndrome or telemudo love.

I believe that a man will naturally love a woman who seem to do his bidding or act romantic and makes him happy but how will he react if there is a tilt in the emotional balance?.

A man can spend millions for a lady and may not truly love her and many guys even propose marriage to ladies for several reasons asides true desire for her.

In my opinion,it is not really about how many years you have been with a man that matters but until a man's love for a woman is really tested by turbulent situations in the union,no woman should conclude that her man truly loves her.

[size=13pt]The simple fact is that when a man truly loves a woman,nothing on earth will make him leave her and she will remain his numero-uno against all odds till death do them part.[/size]

And this piece also applies to a woman's love for a man.

My humble take

Odarry:
Lol at spirikoko....Omo people like that need agree on something o. .some people surely like love play pass some people and if them no find solution to the issue ehn, na cheating sure pass o.
You go like am with lights off sef

lol!

dljbd1:
Thanks. Shared with my bae and friends.
Made this mistake in my previous relationship. I don't want it repeating itself in my current one. We talk everything now and we understand that there's no limit to what we can talk about. I've made her understand that I'm no angel of the Lord therefore I cannot read her mind. Hence, even the most awkward issues shld be communicated.
Thanks again Toks2008

You are welcome and lalasticlala should be thanked more for putting this in the open.

nopretense:
Hmmnnnn
I complained of nt gettin enof attention frm my gf nd d best she cld do was call it quit. I love her though. I knw m way ryt nd m still beggin fr being ryt (isn't that crazy?) bt all my pleads fell on deaf hears...
Pls, advice me!

She was never into you...let go and move on.

mizzochocinco:
this thread was created by a senior citizen without a wife claiming to have a PhD in marriage. At least you know why you are an old unmarried bitter man. *laughs her way out of the thread*

This is why I weep for many Nigerian LADiES WITHOUT BRAINS...please what correlation does this gibberish you posted has to do with the topic of discuss?

This is how you will continue and latter blame your hubby for landing you a terrible deafening slap on your face...THEN START CLAIMING VICTIM...

Joy1706:
Upon your maturity and upon all the things you've known and seen, you still couldn't keep ur marriage. Yeye dey smell

Marriage?


SMH!

Rapmoney lalasticlala is a different mod and i honestly believe he will move this to frontpage but the title might just be the reason judging from the ways Seun have been acting these days expecially when it comes to topics relating to ladies(maybe he don dey friend one nland babe wey dey complain)

So in my view i guess the title should be modified to something like " (5 Ways To Avoid 'Emotional Torture' In The Hands Of nonchalant ladies)

That word Nigerian ladies may be the problem...my opinion tho

HardMirror:
It is because nairaland is yet to have a strong competition.
Other nigerian forums are trying to be like nairaland instead of being unique, reason why they keep failing.

Honestly i laugh so hard at seun for his chronic myopic disposition, odoriferous shallow mindedness and intellectual stuntedness in handling this on-line forum.

He has forgotten totally that only him can never make naieraland what it is and nairaland is what it is today because of people who signed up for one reason or the other but today he has allowed himself to get carried away by the euphoria of owning the largest African on-line forum.

I have no grudge against him but i am seriously appalled by his level of intelligent quotient(IQ) judging from what has been happening of late.

It takes absolutely nothing for anyone with fairly good cash to set up an online forum such as this and gather so much attention in a very short time but the truth is that many people are just looking away from that and decide to embrace nairaland which seun has obviously taken for granted and he who the gods want to punish, they will first of all make him stubborn and grow deaf hears to warnings.

Anytime i read the new rule 16 i always see nairaland as primitive and Seun as a stark illetrate...thank GOD for intelligent moderators like lalasticlala who is really doing a great job in making Nairaland an online forum to reckon with.

I am using this medium to call on Seun to call himself to order before he wakes up to realize that nairaland has become a shadow of itself.

MY BROTHERLY ADVICE.

Rapmoney:
There's a difference between acting as if ur life depends on sex and u actually liking sex. Many people like sex but sex freaks act as if their life depends on it

Dude abeg na the same reaction guys dey show.

Makes lot of sense.

That number 5 tho...the only solution is having a side chic which is tantamount to cheating on her. There are some ladies that have very low libido and the more you act as if you don't care about sex the better for her

Ishilove:
What if the lady is willing to deal mercilessly with him but she doesn't know how to nko?

If i hear!

She must learn how to.

Infact i will tell my wife the koko..."See i am a serious spirikoko nut when we enter bedroom abeg forget all your sista mary act and do me real good and make my head spin"

Many ladies don't even know how we men crave for bad bad things in bed as in ehn..any kind position,any kind oral,any kind madness..lapdance,twerking,flute blowing..name it..infact a man wants a LovePeddler in the bedroom ande once you know how to do your hubby then he is hooked.

For guys who dey shy from going down on your wife please understand that the female core is cleaner than your mouth because it has a bacterial flora that keeps it clean always except the lady has serious infection which can be treated.

What does it profit a man and a woman who refuses to do themselves like kilode?

Ishilove:
I'm not married so I cannot answer how married couples can improve their sex life. I'm also here to learn too

But like the op has pointed out, communication is the key. I'm a bit shy discussing sexual matters but with this op, I will TRY to loosen up a bit.

*clears throat*

Emm, arakurin, hang me like this, I like it

Bend me that way, I may like it

Ogbeni, I hope your 'fere' is like cucumber?

Honey mi, you must do 'snake in the monkey shadow', plus helicopter style, I hear it is great for burning calories and achieving Heavenly feeling on time

I know sey you spoil small but abeg no spoil me.

Ishilove:
Bookmarked for future use

But, em, Ogbeni Toks2008, what if one's spouse are all these konk spirikoko people who don't believe in excessive love play and prefer doing it with lights off? How do we cope with such partners?

Taarh!

Spirikoko ko,spirakoko ni.

If it is the guy that is spirikoko then the lady should deal with him once and he will have a rethink..and if it is the lady then its even easier.

Omotayor123:
Learning...
OP weldone ooo

lol

Ewizard:
Make sex special for your woman and concentrate on the spot that pleases her the most. Let her know how important her climax is to you, and that your not gonna stop making love to her untill she reaches it. Hold her hands while your inside of her because thats gonna get her real emotional, and if she starts crying then that means it feels so good to her and she doesn't want it to end...

Women appreciate good sex!!

Yeah women love sex.

Lalasticlala what do you think.

Odunharry:
Nice topic toks2008.
Intimacy/intimate pleasure is very very important in a relationship not to talk about marriage.
One mistake I think people do is not communicating their sexual want/need to their partner.

Communication here, can solve alot of problems in the futue.. Some people are too shy to discuss se.x with their partner.. Me I trust myself, i say my mind and will tell whoever is coming to be free and open cos its really hard for ladies to be open when it comes to sex.ual matters except they are really comfortable discussing issues like this with you.
Like you said, iF people can actually be open and free when it comes to bedroom affairs with their partner, there will be Less complaints..


Money is very important in a relationship so is sexual satisfaction...

Good

classichussain:
aiiiiiiiiyaaaaa dude i "PT" you, but in the first place who tell u to act like a village kid?

08023146046

thanks.

petux:
how has this posts help nigerians?

It will make them enjoy their marriage amidst lingering confusion and cacophonous government policies.

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STFUareyouG0d:
I'm not married

You can learn.

plendil:
gini bu "flute"?

Fere.

IRserveMyComent:
Thats if you wish to, its not mandatory. The 'tone' of your write up made me ask and nothing more.

lol! just kidding tho..

IRserveMyComent:
I guess this is more than jamb question, it should b Phd question..

I will answer you in due time.

ok

IRserveMyComent:
Toks2008 are you married? this is well written.

Jamb question.

This is one aspect of marriage many people don't usually discuss and many marriage counselors deliberately shy away from but unfortunately this is one area that is so important in keeping the marital bond strong and pleasurable.

Satisfying your spouse sexually is very important if you want him/her to respect you and this has nothing to do with how rich you are or how caring you are. If you are a man or woman who fails to treat your spouse well in the room then you have failed woefully in marriage.

FOR THE MARRIED MAN

You must first sit your wife down and ask her to tell you what turns her on, how she loves to be touched and stop assuming you are a super man. Every woman has different sexual preference and until you know exactly what she wants, you just might be fooling yourself thinking you are doing the right thing for many years.

Ladies can be shy so as a man you really need to make her tell you what she wants in the bedroom and as a woman, don't hold back, tell him exactly your fantasies without any fear.

As a man you must understand that no part of your wife's body is sacred and understand that within the confines of marriage, you have access to explore all her nooks and crannies without inhibitions. If your wife loves mouth action then please her with that, even if she wants the unconventional type of intimacy then oblige her. Note that you are her husband and if you deny her what she loves then where else do you want her to get it?

8 out of every 10 ladies love oral but they are usually shy to tell a rigid hubby and keeping mum over sexual matters is the reason why many ladies in their entire years of marriage will never experience true sexual satisfaction and many ladies don't even know that they also climax as men do simply because their husband is the rigid type. Every man must make it a duty to please his wife so that he will be respected and cherished by her.

FOR THE MARRIED WOMAN;

Have you ever taken time out to ask your husband what turns him on the most about your body and try to flaunt that the more? Have you ever asked your husband how he enjoys been touched?

You may not believe this,but every man has a crazy fantasy no matter how spiritual they can be. Most married men want a bad girl in the bedroom and i mean real bad girl. Leave your sister Mary nature anytime you get inside the room and make him beg for more.

Every part of your husband's body belongs to you, play with it as you like. Many men want their flute blown so don't see this as a sin or sacred but make his head spin and make him long for you wherever he may be and get him addicted to you because men love sex a lot and any woman that gives them a fantastic one will always have them hooked.

Many women make this silly mistake and this is very important to understand. GOD in his infinite wisdom has made it possible that a man with a short flute can give you the greatest pleasure you can imagine and that is why he deliberately placed the pleasure zone of every woman just 3 inches from the opening of her goody bag and what your hubby needs is to understand the type of positions that will make him stimulate that zone.

8 out of every 10 men you see have an average erect flute size of 5 to 6 inches and believe me even a 4 inch flute can give you great satisfaction if the man understands what to do so stop your foolish fantasy of being with a man that has an abnormal flute size that may cause more pain to you than pleasure. What is the use of having access to a flute that your porch can't accommodate easily so no matter the size of your husband's flute, you can make the best use of it. If a short thin finger can pleasure you then a thin short sized flute will do better so stop your baseless fantasy about a bigger flute and make the best out of what your hubby has.

Lets stop depriving ourselves of intimate pleasures as married men and women. Sex is meant to be enjoyed in any way and any form within the confines of marriage so explore it and enjoy your bedroom activities to the max.

For the sexually timid spouse i will advice that you take your second half serious if he or she complains of sexual dissatisfaction else you may lose such to another person.

Don't allow your wife or husband fantasize about another person because not satisfying your spouse sexually is marital unfaithfullness which is a sin and a good ground for divorce..please adjust.

Hope this helps.