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kelvine:
That is humility, he went there to make a statement. ''I appreciate the honour"
If only Tuface had sexual discipline he would have been an extra ordinary role model.

Abeg leave matta for Mathias.

If you know what it takes to run from a lady who desperately wants to bed you then no man will blame 2Baba.

I know what I'm saying cos I have had my fair share of molest from ladies.Don't ask me why I no fall like 2face. All I know is that it is not easy.

singlessubway:
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singlessubway:
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FriendChoice:
https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/new-naira-policy-8-things-that-will-happen-in-the-next-10-days.214632/

The naira will only appreciate against the dollar if CBN also floats the yuan as this will see the demand on dollar drastically reduced as most importers may demand more of yuan hence a swift appreciation against the dollar.

This thread still dey? good to know
I hail everyone o

loomer:
Na this one be wife. Sticking with you through thick and thin.

She is one in a trillion compared to the numerous igi da eye fo that we have everywhere.

MightyPee:
so I was chatting with a long time friend of mine, we have been friends since 2L in the university, our friendship is 5years now. I have been asking her to date me but she has refused, giving excuses I don't think hold water.

What Do you think of her excuses?




Me? I think she was just complimenting me. our chat on Whatsapp today.

Sex as parting gift to a guy you never dated or have intention to dating.....she is sexually loosed.

What a crazy suggestion.

Jengem:
Even me that I have certificate I dont understand, how much less Bubu

You are not alone o..abeg ca. someone simplify?

queencalipso:
But you just said you guys were having an argument when she said the word. Didn't you say hurtful things to her too? And to think you even insulted her first. If you can't take her back wholly please let her go.

You are here now forming boss because she came to beg you without considering the hurtful things you said to her too that made her say those words to you.

Honestly I still wonder why lalasticlala has not brought a thread I created about how to have peace in your affair.

No matter what you do be prepared to have it thrown back at your face be you a man or woman.

If we choose not to show 100% affection to our bae then we should not expect same.

That moment when you say you ca
n only date rich men and the rich men are ready for just dating but never interested in marrying you.

Lonesomeness is your second name.

Emmanuel950:
If hunger wire some people eh, hmmm...you go just work any work...

You are so right.

Nigerians have great talents but unfortunately the economy situation makes it hard for the youths to harness their passion.

In the western world it is easier for them to make giant strides cos of the welfare package which takes care of their minimal needs while giving them time to build their passion.

But in Nigeria you will likely die of hunger before your passion see the light of day.

My advice to youths is to avoid taking a job that will cage them and not allow them pursue their dreams.

I don't see why an aspiring Nollywood or music star should take a banking job.

When my wife showed me this I told her straight up that there is something not right about the post.


Thanks mynd44 for the tutorial.

Fiwasayo:
Awww,sorry it is well.

lol thanks.

Ali is 16 years older but these pics show too much gap especially the last pics.

kenonze:
Gross


So sad.
The man in him failed him.
He should have be the one to influence his inmate to be of good behavior having had a tangible history and family background.

Unless he was born to be a criminal but found himself studying medicine.

Lol

I have always maintained that nobody can make you do what you are not capable of.

ilenaira:
Even you. Forced you ke? who's in control of you? and I guess your car was legitimately parked and you were not breaking the law any any way. LASTMA just picked on your innocent law-abiding self abi?. Nigerians sha..... we can blame everything and anyone else but the guilty .

You for simply ask and I for explain.

If I was wrong I won't go all the way to their head office to fight it.

Abeg park well

AfricanApple:
she broke his heart and the first thing that came to his mind is how much money he has spent on her! then he is a dumb azz

I totally agree with you on this.

I wrote an Interesting thread on one sure way to be happy in any romantic affair you find yourself and I still wonder why lalasticlala has not exposed the thread.

Any affair is like a business investment or a betting win or lose game that has an element of risk but deserves our best input to succeed and whether it works out or not is a different ball game.

Fiwasayo:
Oh like fashola put a gun to his head and told him if he doesn't go into crime he'll kill him?

In all honesty, Fashola indirectly forced some people into crazy shits.

He even forced me to lose decorum when my car was towed away by lastma.

I had to go to lastma head office to slug it out but they kept saying its not their fault buy Fash's.

I ended up paying 55k but I cursed the shit out of him as I was paying crazy fees from bank to bank.

Cutehector:
Tryn too hard to make front page..... Tryn too hard to make common sense.

Just calm down to understand the message and you will see great sense in it.

refiner:
...hmmmmm...*in mimzy's voice!


I'm not good in relationships....but I think we call that kinda person a mugu.....


meanwhile,toks2008 longest time!...were have u been and what about ur wife jadekitana...missing her....!

I'm good my lady..thanks.

I know many ladies are dumb but i just realized that some are hopelessly dumb.

Like seriously;this coming from who to who?

Right advice from the wrongest lady.

LORD HAVE MERCEY!

So ugly yet flaunting shits..this lady is a digrace to rudeboy records and womanhood.

mii4u:
Nice write up

This was originally written by me and many nairalanders asked for my head but now it is a nice write up shey.

Timbuktou:
No be Toks2008 thread be this?

Jesu christi

Seun,Lalasticlala, come and see the thread i created and was pulled down from front page getting rewritten and reposted on nairaland.

What does this tell you? Apparently that write up that is not reasonable on nairaland sure made sense elsewhere. I am vindicated.

Thanks Timbuktou for your keen observation.

Lalasticlala

obiorathesubtle:
how can you say the devil is an asshole.. But still tell us to suck his dick?


Mentally unstable being detected..

Like seriously?

Did i just read this? It is well.

BiafraBushBoy:
I didn't read, too lengthy...

Meanwhile help me with my signature...

6 paragraphs...too lengthy?

GOD have mercy

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Wrong!! Wrong!!! and all shades of wrong!!!...... Your definition of love itself is grossly flawed which thus invalidates your advice. For if a parent loved their children even they wouldn't allow them do all in utmost surrender.

Kilagbe kileju?

A "fool for love" is a phrase used to describe a seemingly willing party who is ready to go all the way to please the other party to the very best of his or her ability.

We all know that love is a figment of imagination and no matter how you profess love to another person,that same person can turn around and rub it on your face and this is why many people are extremely careful in the way they express their affection towards whoever they claim to love just to avoid being called a fool for love.

But the bigger problem lies in trying to be too careful as many people have lost potentially wonderful affairs just because they preempt the motive of the other person who might just be very sincere with them thereby losing that person to another who is ready to be a fool for that same man or woman regardless of the expectations.

I have come to realize that the best way you can have peace in any affair is to risk it all...in other words, become a fool for that man or woman you truly desire..

If you feel like helping your bae through school,business or just buying him or her an expensive gift as well as going an extra mile please go ahead without second guessing or thinking negatively that the person could leave you someday for another.


How many of us have felt like getting an expensive gift for our bae or going the extra mile but have stopped to think "Is he/she really worth it?,what if he/she leaves me eventually?,what if he/she is cheating on me?" and we just change our mind.

If we must have a great affair and a peaceful one at that,we must learn to follow our heart and act towards our bae as if such person will never leave but at the same time, expect them to leave even if you give same the whole world.

The truth is that you don't go into any investment with mediocrity and expect a favourable outcome.

Every love affair is like a profit or loss business investment with an element of risk but deserves our "best" input to succeed and whether it works out or not is a different ball game.

Just follow your heart.

jayriginal:
Just six days into June and we already have a strong contender for the daftest thread of the month.

Work on your sense of humour.

BabaO2:
What a trash and nauseating thinking. So you are still imagining TillBliz abi wetin nna dey call am and that fine girl Tiwa salvage to still be together

Se ko si? Iba wa ni ara e

menxer:
the marriage pledge should be amended to include "...till divorce or death do us part, whichever that comes first"

So true