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Tobium1:
All I think about is money

Guys and ego...

Definitely most guys think money almost every hour of the day but if we all can be very observant and sensitive to our heart, we will realize how true this is.

[quote author=Harmony92 post=44777065][/quote]Seems lots of ladies on nairaland are really crushing on lalasticlala.

Jadekitana:
Hahaha well I believe God must have stepped into his case by now.

I pray so.
How you dey omoge? i guess you speak yoruba right?
Which tribe are you?

This is why i love Eko state...let these clueless fulani herds men kill just one person in Lagos be it igbo or yoruba man and Buhari will have no choice but to voice out after he sees trailer loads of fullani corpses.

Eko o gba igbakugba.

Jadonjack:
I will lie on my bed at night and think of my precious laptop till I fall sleep.

laptop ke?

Jadekitana:

Another word is afise,aransi,owo aye,ogun idile . . .In short he should go to mfm for deliverance.

DonBobes:
Na tonto dike him de always think of before Olajumoke came up!

lobatan.

possibilita:
so u mean this!!! Damn the hooker can't be my HD well I only think abt hw she rides me not her.

All join,na she

400billionman:
Or the first person who comes to mind when you wake up in the morning.

How you go wake up in the morning dey think about man or woman when you should be getting set for the day.

firstking01:
my brother, weather it is in jesus name or jesus christ name, they are one thing, hope you are not posting this confused people

I never wrote that it is wrong but im talking about getting more specific.

denedene:
i think about her but she broke up with me cause of the distance between us . I'm just depressed

Long distance affair no make sense...

bxcode:
This ought to be the desire of any young man with a sense of direction and purpose. I don't pray to have a woman that will love me, I pray to have a woman who will love God more than anything, when a woman is in love with God wholeheartedly and not religiously, everything else around her is bliss.

kilagbe kileju?

euromilion:
Fact?

What if it was that old neighbour that owe you 10k for nearly 2 yrs and s/he don't want to pay up.

And you think about it all the time,especially at night before sleep nkor?

lol....guys are just getting commical about this but it is indeed true.

justmenoni:
Op haben sie Idee of Lust?? Well Lust is different from love.. You're a married man with kids and youlive in Lagos but this Friday you were sent to ph from work and you met a bedmatic ashewo and you had sex like never before and then you went home on Saturday.. You tried to see if wifey will give it to you like that but instead she gv you the normal missionary then you went to bed and fall into a trance with Mrs bedmatics ph.. Does that means your heart belongs to anti ashewo??


Op please stop smoking that cheap gegemu

Exactly,your heart DESIRES OR LONGS FOR THE ASHAWO....not belong to.

greggng:
I don't think this statement is right others why do I think abt an ashawo b4 I go to bed. Does it mean my heart is for ashawo? God forbid evil

Rotflmao chai...you are finished.

goingape:
pls don't let ya heart belong to any woman. There are like parasite trying to paralyzed ya future.

I stop doing that a long time ago and focus that energy somewhere.

Its not about your heart belonging to any lady but could be the babe you just want to date.

spafu:
Are you saying my heart belongs to Buhari? Because every night in bed before I sleep off I keep think of how one herdsman with neither a certificate nor a sabificate, except his NEPA bill, found his way to Aso rock and start to mess everything that was hitherto working? For heaven sake, no light, no fuel, no water, and food is not affordable. Why won't I think of the useless Dullard of Daura and all that he had put me and other Nigerians ( minus the Zombies) through?

Yes o...infact he is spoiliing your parole cos u for don hammer go woo that babe wey u don dey pursue.

chigomiced:
Lolz
Me nah my bet9ja slip dey my mind ooooo

lwkmd...chai..were re o

FullDepth1:
Dayum!!

Your grammar is Shambolic, shenanigalistic in nature, and incomprehensibly uncommunicative.

Yet, Im jaw-dropped, and bewildered, asking why kashybaby is still apologizing to you.

(No disrespect please).
"

Cheers!

You are very wicked.

goingape:
I think you are a joker

Many people don't think about some kind of person at night or one FOOLISH WOMAN!.

I know some of us alway think about how to make it in life or money every night and not just some STVPID WOMAN outside who you may be thinking of while one abero will be sexing the hell out of her.


Rubbish.

Guys be forming macho and their egocentric nature wont let them speak the truth...continue dey dcieve yourself.

The fact that you are trying not to think about a lady means you are actually thinking about her.

spartoo:
I DISAGRRE. THAT'S NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. IF U WANT TO KNOW WHY I DISAGRRE, I'LL TELL U IT'S COS OF TH WAY I FEEL RIGHT NOW. IF U ASK ME HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW, I'LL TELL U IT'S COS AM THINKING ABOUT 3 DIFFERENT PERSONS RIGHT NOW..

U CAN'T TELL ME MY HEART LONGS FOR 3 OF THEM.

The word usually means like 4 out of 7. nights.

oscarnoble:
They guy below is high

Very high

Youngpo413:
I'm sorry Sir.

issorite.

Jadekitana:
I just read a thread about a guy touching a female in class and got multiple slaps. I felt pity for the guy actually because he alone understands what's wrong with him hence kept mute.

I remember years ago I boarded a bus from ring road to Main gate and this very gentle cute student sat close to me. As usual my ears were plugged and my bag was on my laps. Ofcourse there was no way I could ever think someone whose hands were folded would do something strange! The conductor collected our fares hence I didn't move my bag again till we almost got to the park. I removed my ear piece to put my phone in my bag when I noticed something!

This dude gently slid his hand under my bag and placed it on my laps,i never would have known because of the weight of my bag. I was really furious and looked at him like dude what the fvck are you doing? But to my surprise this guy was in another world! He was lost, he didn't even notice I had caught him. It was when I slapped his hand he came back from wherever he went to!

He was so so embarrassed and started apologising immediately, I couldn't even escalate the whole thing considering how he was pleading. I was just speechless!! This guy had a lovely sweet voice,he was cute, why then did he do such a thing.

Few days later I went to read at medical complex, I saw a group of medical students reading and preparing for a group presentation. Their group leader stood up and was addressing them,correcting their mistakes, he carried everyone along,obviously he was good. I looked closely at this group leader,ofcourse I couldn't forget the face so soon,he was the dude in the bus. For a split second I had tears gathering in my eyes, the guy addressing this group was totally different from the pervert I saw! I just packed my books and left, I didn't even know why I had tears in my eyes.

What's the rationale behind this action? Is it shyness, inferiority complex, not been able to have sex, strict upbringing, emotional trauma, perversion, brain damage or what? It's something I can't fathom.

Na Edi or asasi

Toks2008:
That person that you usually think about in bed at night before you sleep is who your heart truly longs for...


FACT

lalasticlala who comes to your mind?

Weah96:
I prefer diamonds, and I need a whole planet to myself, with beautiful virgins to cook and suck my tuber. Can that be arranged?

O.Y.O Lowa

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Youno413:
that guy is cute then, cos ladies can do anything for a cute broke guy.

Hmmm

odinese:
[size=15pt]"olodo area in Ibadan" What else do u expect?... Ibadan,osun,ogun,ondo and rest of those certain tr*be pple place na so so olodo full am...


Yolumba and rituals be like moimoi and agidi [/size]

Why this baseless tribalistic remarks? btw did you read the name of the boyfriend?

Please stop this childish talks.

callmemuzby:
The only thing i think about before i sleep is how to get richer than bill gates in the next ten years, which i believe will happen...... Sooo, my heart belongs to money............ Though one girl i like recently asked me out

Guys no go talk true...

Who does not think about money..but if you are calm enough you will hear your heart calls out her name.

AccidentalGenius:
Wrong! It's the first name that popped in their mind when they read this

Nah...that will be too hasty.

donbenedict:
Den my heart is still yet to belong to someone.

What about that lady you usually see but you are still looking for a way to ...

MasterRahl:
I'd love to see what this Lalasticlala looks like. Do you have his pic? His name rings a bell on Nairaland. He's even more popular than Seun.

Walahi i have never seen him or even chatted with him before...all i know is that he is one guy im yet to understand how he copes with his efficacious duties as a mod on nairaland.