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Explorers:
14. Most women who lose their virginity between ages fifteen and nineteen actually wish they had waited a bit longer. Additionally, most teenagers lose their virginity by age 17, but those who have not lost their virginity by 24 tend to stay a virgin.

15. This is one of the weird sex facts that most of us have not heard about before. During intercourse, your inner nose swells just as your breasts and genitals will. This is most notably due to the increased flow of blood while having intercourse.

16. Contrary to what men and women are led to believe, the sizeof a man’s penis fully erect is not really that important.

17. We all know you need to be in good health to have great sex, but studies show that lower cholesterol is directly related to a better performance in the bedroom.

18. Humans are not the only ones interested in performing MouthAction, wolves, bears and bats are also known to participate in the practice quite often.

19. For men under the age of 40, their average time to erection is a mere ten seconds. For some it is shorter, and if it is much longer than ten seconds, it may be an indication of erectile dysfunction.

Explorers:
11. A teaspoon of semen contains approximately five calories. Half an hour of intense sex burns off an average of one hundred to two hundred calories.

Explorers:
7. Studies have shown that eighty-five percent of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse were cheating on their wives.

Explorers:
4. Good looking men have stronger sperm. During a study in Spain women were shown pictures of men and asked to rank them according to their attractiveness. The men that the women found to be the best looking were most often the best sperm producers.

Richy4:
I will seriously like to know about that Buhari's $ex position
I never knew English language was that difficult....

LesbianBoy:
See shape! Choi! Life is so UNFAIR! So its that tunde guy(who doesn't even have six packs sef) that would open those legs in bed and fvck what is in between all in the name of marriage? Whereas there are many guys on nairaland who have six packs and 100 inches d*ck size

Sexina148:
smiling, pepper sellers are humans naw, stop trying to be bad mouthed it doesn't suit you, guess u don't have a standard after all

Babayoutoomuch:
Good points by Op except for no 2.

For me, issue of Faith is very important so that you can be on the same page.

In the case of parental consent.Your parents blessings and approval is very important. In the case of refusal by them, don't say to hell with them.You can do d ff:

1.Commit their hearts to God in prayers and even tell friends & Spiritual leader to join you in prayer. Because the hearts of men are in God's hands including that of your parents & God will chnge their hearts for good.

2.You can seek either of the parents attention and explain your reason(s) for your choice of partner.He/She (Dad /Mum) will help to help you convince the other.

For instance when I told my parents concerning my choice of life partner.My dad especially stood against it that his daughters will never marry a military man.He called me several times @ nights to the back of our house and told me reasons while I cannot marry a military man.I appreciate his concerns for me but I told him I Love my husband but he refused just bcs of his profession.
Then I turned to my mum prayerful to explain why none of dad reasons shld stand against the love of my life.
She agreed and in turn help to talk to dad and today by His grace come 28th this mth will celebrate 15th wedding anniversary and my husband is my dad best son-in law in every sense of the word.

3.Give them time,don't rush, don't elope but be a little patient for them to see things in your own way too.Time they say heals wound.

Wish you all the best in this institution called marriage

I hope this helps someone.

Welcomme:
Toks2008, This is wat is really happening btw my girl and her mum, her mum is the type that wants her daughters to b bringing men with cars to their house and giving her money. But my girl is not d type but her younger sis is, even Alhajis come to their house to pick her sis of 17 yrs and her mum sees nothing wrong with that. My girl has complained about this, that wat her mum is doing will destroy the life of her sis. Infact, there was a day, she drove my girl out of her house for not wanting to date a guy that has a car and do bring money to her. My girl was sleeping in her step sis's place for good one week. Will love to hav ur contact, I want to watsapp u. Or email so that I can send my number there..

Ooni:
after doing bla bla bla go and marry from another tribe and have your children suffer from identity crisis for the rest of their lives. This is how you guys marry wrong genotype and live ur entire lives in regret because u're pursuing love that is not founded on reason.

amokeme:
Me: mummy, ezekiel is asking me out o, and I think I like him... what do you think?

Mummy: do you think he likes you or you are just bored

Me: hanhan, no naw, I like him. He is nice, makes me laugh bla bla bla

Mummy : ok o, if you say so.. (We start gisting about something else )
******few days later,

Mummy: ehn how is Ezekiel?

Me: he is fine, we are now dating..

Mummy : ehn ehn. . (With a sarcastic smile on her face)

Me : ehn (rolling my eyes )

Mummy : I will sha be praying, if it is not the will of God, it will scatter..

***** during devotions (morning and night )

Mummy : Lord I commit my daughter's relationship into your hands, if it is not your will let it scatter And let them go their separate ways peacefully in Jesus name

Me:

Mummy : *noticed I didn't say Amen, will repeat the prayer and hit my laps to say Amen *

Me: reluctantly says Amen (then says God for bid in my mind )



My parents don't really care about these things. So long as you both feel the same way about each other, then they are fine.
They can only assist you both in prayers

amokeme:
Me: mummy, ezekiel is asking me out o, and I think I like him... what do you think?

Mummy: do you think he likes you or you are just bored

Me: hanhan, no naw, I like him. He is nice, makes me laugh bla bla bla

Mummy : ok o, if you say so.. (We start gisting about something else )
******few days later,

Mummy: ehn how is Ezekiel?

Me: he is fine, we are now dating..

Mummy : ehn ehn. . (With a sarcastic smile on her face)

Me : ehn (rolling my eyes )

Mummy : I will sha be praying, if it is not the will of God, it will scatter..

***** during devotions (morning and night )

Mummy : Lord I commit my daughter's relationship into your hands, if it is not your will let it scatter And let them go their separate ways peacefully in Jesus name

Me:

Mummy : *noticed I didn't say Amen, will repeat the prayer and hit my laps to say Amen *

Me: reluctantly says Amen (then says God for bid in my mind )



My parents don't really care about these things. So long as you both feel the same way about each other, then they are fine.
They can only assist you both in prayers

SURElee:
Guy! Talk true. Walai! So hilarious.

EziAsh:
I wonder who cares.Women don't really give a fu....ck.My body i do what ever i want with.All these men always trying to tell girls and women how to behave or what to do have fail to realise that nobody is listen.Are the women sleeping with themselves.Therefore if u do not want women doing the thing zip up your trousers.So if u care so much about the VGG weakening then spare urself the trouble do not marry bc unfortunately for you women are testing the waters and if u cannot deal with it take a jump.

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That's why it's good to close your legs no matter the pressure from these guys, the issue here isn't the number of guys you've dated, but the number of guys you've slept with.

It's not really about avoiding jerks, as we all know people break up for lots of reasons and no relationship is guaranteed.

Imagine a lady dating a guy and his parents wants him to marry from another tribe despite all the time invested they eventually broke up, she meet another one, at first he seems nice but later, she figured out he's a chronic womaniser (with or without condom, he's good to go), she leaves that one too.

Another one travelled and it became a long distance relationship, because distance, that one too ended.

She dated another, thought he was the one ,only to find out she was the side chick and he's getting married on Saturday, but was at her place on Thursday.

My dear life is so unpredictable, you can't be too sure. That's why for me the best option is to zip up.

I once asked a guy on this forum who complained about ladies, how many men he thinks is appropriate for a lady to sleep with before marriage, but I got no response (and I think I know why). Because if he were to reply me, I would continue to ask him more questions and he might end up being in a dilemma.


You say no sex till marriage, they tell you lai lai(they need to test-drive,

After test-driving (that's if you allow, then the relationship packs up due to one of the reasons I have mentioned above earlier)

Then she meets the next guy she says no sex ,the next questions he throws to get her off balance is , "ARE YOU A VIRGIN", if she says no he says , then what excuse do you have to deny me sex.

Then she succumbs to that one too, then the relationship packs up, then he also travels maybe, lol(I am simply painting a scenario here).

Then she continues till she meets maybe the fifth guy , then that one goes to tell his friends how the private area of the new girl he met is like a bore hole. Please Oga what do you expect.

You are a virgin, they insult you , you are not they insult you. Men I hail ooooooo

The OP said he's looking for a lady who hasn't been ransacked ,well sorry @OP it's men like yourself who are obstructing you, na una dey do una self.

activelyA:
How could you be so wise

His chauvinistic opinions alway hitting front page coupled with the fact that most front page topics potray women as sex object goes to show who Seun Osewa has for a moderator.. .

I am past the stage of blaming him(toks) i blame the moderator who finds his female spiting thread qualitative enough to be on front page.

For goodness sake if you were hurt by a woman, be a man and lick up you wounds.
Such a man of little or no understanding

baby124:
Does this guy have a job? So a lady should stay with you after finding out that you are an untreated lunatic. A relationship is both ways. If both parties are not putting in the required effort, then that relationship should not exist. Stop misleading people, and Seun needs to stop giving you attention. Your advice is dead wrong, so wrong.
Women, never stay with anyone because of what people will say. Let them say. Pursue your happiness and the person that gives you peace of mind. Because at the end of the day, people will always talk. Good or bad

vchykp:
Oh, how I wish ronald could stop thinking like a fulani president, ladies that has had lots of sex canneva be same with ones who has had few, u'll get to know wen u start having Bleep tho,buh my main point is dat during the course of relationship, she may have done 2abortion for emeka, 1 for ronald and anoda for toks, so what is left. For the husband to enjoy?.. #leftOVER?

amtaken:
I personally don't like lose people, whether they are males or females.

I don't have much respect for anyone who keeps changing lovers like Davido and Wizkid.


We are human beings and not dogs.

kpoinman:
I really wish all the ladies can take a firm decision onward not to rush into a relationship and run out in no distant time.it's really suk to see my ladies jumping from one man to another. wise up please!!!

EliteQueen:
SMH.men always feel superior.Pls I really need that gender equality bill to be passed into law. ASAP

halfricnadian:
Thank u noted
Lessons for my daughters tank u
Training skills

kze:
and from my dictionary
loose /lu:s/ ¤adj
1)not firmly or tightly fixed in place
2)not fastened or pakaged together
3)not tied up or shut in:the horses broke loose
4)(of a garment)not fitting tightly
5)not dense or compact in structure
6)not strict ; in-exact : a loose interpretation
7)careless and indiscreet : loose talk
dated im-moral.
¤verb (looses loosing loosed)
1)unfasten or set free
2)(loose off)fire (a shot,bullet,etc)
which of the following meanings of the word loose above is in context with your reply
LOSE /lu:z/
to have or keep something no longer: lose one's confidence/composure/courage
¤lose one's nerve(ie the courage to do something)
¤lose interest/hope in something/somebody(ie stop being interested in or attracted to something/someboday
nobody is perfect but we just have to correct ourselves of little mistates

BioXtraOrganics:
Hehe, what if it's "something" not "someone" that I always think about when I go to bed??

philomental:
He thinks about Jadekitana

victorD3:
Everybody have a stage in life and if the OP feels otherwise then paste your picture of 8 years ago let's see.

fellis:
https://www.mememaker.net/static/images/memes/4269527.jpg

Don't pray for me.

Use that time to go job hunting.

400billionman:
Rat race people wake up thinking about work.

Self employed people wake up leisurely.

fellis:
Your theory is complete crap as usual.
I usually think of my coworkers that offended me before I sleep so that I can exact revenge on them the next day at work.
Better get a job offline instead of staying online 24/7 posting inane attention seeking topics.