₦airaland Forum

nigerianngo:
Why did he withdraw all the money, I thought NYSC pays it directly into our bank accounts. His shirt looks well ironed though..

Back in my days i would be flaunting N17,600 as allawee for 11months talking about 1998..

Ken4Christ:
They won't build refineries that can meet up with daily demand as it will greatly limit the amount of money they will make compared with what they are making now. The question is who can stop them? They give our hungry youths peanuts to vote for them and even kill one another. God have mercy and deliver us from our wicked leaders.

I dont know about others but Buhari certainly means business and that was why he never ceased to show his illfeeling towards importation and subsidy.

abdul4new:
good old days before corruption crept in. e go better.

God please let us not call today "The good old days" in years to come.

AlienStar:
Not on a Monday morn. when you ought to be busy for a new week.

Pray your boss doesn't see you doing "what you are passionate about".

Ok i get it...Some of us don't have bosses.

Rejoiceavl:
Since I came on nairaland, I have not seen any reasonable and matured guy on nairaland, only small small boys, everywhere, y na??

Apparently you have been looking in the wrong places.

AlienStar:
Thought office schedule are tight on Monday morn. and you have the chance to create this thread. maybe you only went to buy fuel. lol

The truth is that you can never be too busy to do what you are passionate about.

#FACT

anigbaju13:
Damn amazed,a lady wey his cerebrum dey work effectively like this still dey on this forum.
Thumb up Bae.

Lets hope she is really real

Purposeciti:
Every fuel tanker ought to be in good working condition... That truck should be arrested for endangering lives,why should you put lives on the line because of your carelessness...
Many tankers on our roads has outlived the recommended date for disposal and that's the reason for many fatal accidents.those issues should be checked.

9 out of every 10 death cases is as a result of carelessness of man but at the end we say why does God allow it.

Even most natural disasters give a warning sign that experts usually ignore.

Most plane crashes are either caused by pilot error,maintenance error,manufacturers error or wickedness of man but at the end we say GOD WHY?

May God help us.

wo mu ewure dudu mo mu re igb ifa
Mo mu aguttan bolojo mo mu re yeye osun
osun o gba agutan ema se gba emi mi
Eni ti o se bi alaaru ni oyingbo
ko le se bi adegboro ni oja oba....

Talent at its best...just that he should work on himself and be less arrogant..well done.

udysweet:
F
@toks2008,I no been wan mention ur name o because I come begin fear u and ur replies but one gast giv honor to whom honor is due(God dnt let him abuse me on dis ,lol)

Ehn so i don turn to trouble maker wey dey abuse people?

ok o...

Hello guys its been a while.Hope we all are doing fine.

But for the timidity of nairaland ladies of 30plus,this thread would have remained very lively.

Nevertheless i hail you all.

No matter how tempting it may be,honesty pays so call your uncle and tell him what happened..trust me,it will boost your worth.

Dont let 370k spoil 370m for you.

henrysam:
Sahara reporters and blackmailing are like tomato and pepper
This type of reporting is becoming stale.
Sowore is hell bent in sinking saraki because of personal beaf.
I don't think this is fair enough

Guy just read your comments again and ask yourself this question.

Can an angel be witchhunted?

When does it become a crime to prosecute criminals.

You can argue about selective witchhunting but if saraki was wise enough he wont be this daring and overzealous as well as desperate for power knowing fully well that he has extremely terrible past.

He who lives in a glass house must avoid stone wars...Nigerians are waiting for one crazy judge to deliver crazy judgement.

A man who betrayed his father cos of power and selfish reasons is a threat to every Nigerian.

bayulll01:
I would want justice to take its due course, and why would a judge that has got some compromising past records and some corrupt case with the EFCC be allowed to preside over a case as sensitive as the saraki false asset declaration case?

Good question.

Destined2win:
You never fail to update us with your daily follies. This early na im you dey come tell us story about how dem take pursue you reach bus stop.

The other day, na you and a 'stingy' banker, today again, you and another banker

Honestly while some may find jade too assertive, i just see her as very creative and that is the opium of a good writer.

Even if she makes up most of what she writes,she usually ends up attracting the interest of people..That is what freelance writing is all about.

Jadekitana:
Yes whenever something awkward happens I don't hesitate to run here to update. My bus stop was full this morning, buses were kinda scarce and yours truly didn't hustle for fuel during the weekend hence woke up very early to join the rush.

This dude neatly dressed, young should be between 27-28 came to join the crowd waiting,i noticed he was looking at me from behind, I just ignored him. Atlast an empty bus came and peeps were jumping into it, he didn't rush he was waiting for me to enter first so he could sit beside me and his plan worked. That's how this cretin started disturbing me throughout, at a time he was touching my hand like a pervert.Someone dropped, he refused to go to the back!

I was trying to be polite but he was becoming annoying,he brought out his phone for me to type my number,i refused. He started sweating and became desperate! He then slipped his complimentary card in my hand,he was a banker in one of these old generation banks(name withheld) he continued begging to get my digits, I ignored. Something told me to take a quick peep at his phone! I saw Wifey1 and wifey2 I just laughed inside me.

I dropped at law school bus stop, this dude dropped as well. Mind you,he was supposed to drop at sandfill bus stop, but insisted he could always get keke anywhere. When I noticed he wasn't ready to stop, I had to let the venom out!
I asked if he was married, he said no!
If he had kids,he said no.
I then asked if it was his mums number he stored as wifey,or do they commit incest in their family. He was shocked!! I asked him to open his phone and go to dialled numbers. He said no need to do that. I then told him to respect his new marriage if he doesn't need insults from me. He started smiling and finally said babe you are sharp, how did u peep into my phone to see that. To my shock he brought out his wedding ring from his wallet and slipped it on his finger and said "common babe I wouldn't be the first, I just like you and wanna have something with you, stop acting like an Fbi agent.I'm still young,trust me you would enjoy my company" He had the guts to be smiling and giggling like what he did was funny.

I brought out his card and politely gave it back to him, entered keke and left because if I had stood there one more minute that dude would have collected a dirty slap.

*although it pained me sha, he was cute *

Just woke up and decides to glance through nairaland and of-course i love checking out your threads from time to time for something exciting to read and this got me laughing out real hard.

However,i have realized that you usually have good contents that ought to hit the front page back to back but you are not creative enough with your titles.

This particular thread should have a simple title "How i escaped the claws of a womanizer" and lalasticlala might just put it on front page cos it has a good message.

akike:


It is no excuse to cheat.

And what on earth has this topic got to do with cheating?

akike:
Keep deceiving yourself

If you think I am lying, ask toks2008



@OP, the lady is just being stvpid, it is essential you know how to feed yourself!

It depends on the hubby

If he has no issues with it,fine..he can emloy a cook.

But in my world,a wife who cant cook has failed maritally.

Ibifizzleboy:
Comrade Peter my friend and brother that we have handed over the mantle of leadership to, in the Faculty of Management Sciences. RIP but know that the struggle continues and those that perpetrated this would not go unpunished.

The Dept of Accounting mourns U.

I.B

I will never support the police for this crazy act and we all must stand to ensure justice is done.

However,i will urge students to always seek an alternate means of negotiation to avoid ugly situations such as this...we all now how the NPF is....they may come out to apologize that it was an error or that the students first shot at them.

Its time the Nigerian government replaced real bullets with rubber ones.

grossintel:
While growing up I felt so different and did things differently. Naturally I am an introvert, my class mates in sec school would say I have a unique way of doing things. I felt so cool about myself expecially the ability to control how I feel generally. I am very handsome and the kind of guy girls easily throw themselves at, again I felt my ability to resist certain temptations was because I had self control. Growing up in a Christian home their are things we don't ask mom and dad, I would look at Lil bro and notice I had a smaller scrotum but I didn't feel something was wrong with me. All these years I never understood I had a real problem. Am all grown now but I can't keep a relationship!! My siblings will always crack a joke about how unlucky I was with finding a good date. First time I got a girlfriend, very loving and caring young girl. We started off for 2yrs without sex. It wasn't a problem for me I don't know what sex feels like but it was to her and she wanted it badly I knew I would loose her if I don't and she began to wonder if I was a man. First time we tried sex I couldn't get erected, I felt it was anxiety and she was supportive. Second and third was worse but we kept trying. She had to tell me to see a doctor fast because I am not okay. Sex ended up being an issue and we broke up. I dated two other girls and the last girl said it to my face "YOU ARE IMPOTENT" And that was when it occurred to me this is serious. I went to see a urologist and after the blood test it was confirmed I had low T. Low testosterone below normal. I couldn't believe I had a problem like this until I did a sperm analysis. I had oligospermia!! 95% abnormality. Further test showed I had Hypogondasim, it's yet unknown if it's secondary or primary Hypogondasim. I knew I had gone down that road where u look back and ask life
What did I do to deserve this?
How do I convince a girl to even accept to marry me?
Is their really a God?
Why am I a man if God won't give me what I need to become a man.
Every solution I have heard so for is impractical, expensive or ridiculous. Imagine injecting testosterone for 6 months before ur fit to make love to your wife? Or injecting my penis to stay up before sex? Alpha blockers like viagra has no effect on me at all. Apart from sexual performance secience is yet to understand male fertility and alot of things will be tried on me, this could take years!!! If it's so simple as doctor's will easily say why are their cases of 25yrs without a child some never have a child and just adopt. Why are their so many drugs and injections if one thing works. Am at the bridge of taking my life, I see no point making all these money and sit down in an empty house sad and lonely.

Hey dude,shits happen in life and you just have to brace up to face it head on.

Science has a solution to this but Nigeria medicare may not...

Google out solutions to your problem and you will realize that there are countless solutions to it.

Ma bara je dear..it is well.

KingCheezyPuff:
it's clear you have a problem with my nationality so this discussion with be no good.Uhm goodbye.

Apparently you are based in the states i presume.

If Yes i would like to know if bride price is part of their culture...thanks.

EgunMogaji:
I'll decide what's for me.

She has a right to seek her own pursuit of happiness.

This is not about marriage being right, it's about an obtuse attempt to lock spouses in non progressive matrimony. Any spouse has a right to exit a relationship at any time and for any reason.

Issoke but just note that there will always be a reason to divorce your spouse...even if you are married to an angel.

Its all about tolerance.

EgunMogaji:
Yes, oro niyen.

I know some men are comfortable being used as a door mat and generally socially inept.

Is it my job to seek remedy? Remember that this is just an off the cuff possibly stupid excuse I could think off.

Apparently marriage is not for you.

How will you feel if the table turned and you happen to have flatulence as a health condition then your wife abandons you?

EgunMogaji:
You have neither a marriage certificate not a divorce decree.

Yeah you are perfectly right.

EgunMogaji:
You were not married.

Great to know i was never married

EgunMogaji:
I have to understand and admit that you expressed your opinion, as asinine as it is, I have to agree it's yours.

What should I tell the judge, that my wife passes gas in her sleep and I'm tired of using a gas mask while I sleep? As an unrelated reason why one might choose to use that excuse.

Soro niyen

You might as well divorce her because she snores...

must you sleep in same room with her overnight?

Have u looked for remedy?

anukulapo:
So they better know that not all men can make big money before and right inside marriage also.
That will only be placing huge burden on people that we won't even put a finger on...

Gbam.

OBAnkemi:
Toks2008,........abeg tell me honestly, are you married? If you are married I will love to engage you intelligently/objectively on two or three points you raised in your thread. But if you ain't married,........then I simply got nothing to say you

Yes i was technically married.

Had intro and engagement.
Lived together as man and wife for 5yrs.
No traditional marriage yet before breakup.

So if this does not make me qualify for your questions,then dont bother.

EgunMogaji:
OP is most definitely not married.

Irreconcilable difference is an excellent catch all reason for divorce.

Tell me what i dont know dude.

i lived under the marital unbrella for 5years so i have at least a clue of what marriage is all about.

The truth is what i wrote about irreconcilable differences and it is the biggest foolish excuse used for divorce.