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Christianity Etc › Re: Funny Stories Pastors Tell In Church by Tolexander:
(1)Offering.
there was this sunday morning service when a visiting pastor from other assembly came to our church. He was to collect an offering for the developement of the head quarter church. That day, he started his sermon/appease to the church members when he talked about his experience about a man in his church that the holy spirit ministered to to give the whole #100,000 he just collected as salary. The man felt reluctant initially but later resigned to fate and laid the money down as offering. The visiting pastor said before he got home, the man got an alert on his phone that #1million has been sent to his account from an anonymous.
In my mind, i said ha pastor, na me you dey bobo!



(2)LIFE PARTNER.
Our church is a lill bit developing church not like winners, redeem and deeper life.
That day when the pastor was preaching, he told us that it is better to marry someone from your church than marrying from another denomination. He cited an example of a lady that marry a man that always change to a cat in the night. All his emphasis was centered on the ladies and mild on guys.
In my mind, i knew the pastor knows that if the ladies marry from another denomination, that is good bye to the lady. But a guy marrying from another denomination brings the bride to the church and through that the church will be growing and not reducing. Pastor and overcrowding sha!



(3) HEALING
Our pastor talked about a lady that was sick and the lady had faith in the pastor telling the pastor to come and pray for her. Our pastor got there and asked if she had taken any drug, the lady answered no. Our pastor prayed for her and told her to eat and she ate rice and vegetable. Pastor said within 4hours, she was already fine and alive without taking any drug at all except his prayer.
In my mind i said ha pastor! Is vegetable not a drug? Why didn't she got healed immediately you prayed for her if it was your prayer that actually healed her.
Politics › Re: Nigeria In The Year 2213 (pics) by Tolexander: 10:10pm On Mar 06, 2013
Another MUSIWA in the making!
Politics › Korean Firm Pays 25% Bidprice For Geregu by Tolexander(op): 8:52pm On Mar 06, 2013
Korean firm pays 25% bid price for Geregu

* Peterside denies knowledge of payment

By Clara Nwachukwu

Korean and indigenous consortium, KEPCO/NEDC has paid the sum of $32.7million, being 25 percent of its bid price of $131million for the Ikeja Electricity Distribution Company, in which it emerged the core investor. The DISCO was the most keenly contested during the bid tenders, with 10 bids submitted for it.

The payment follows the signing of agreements for the handover of the unbundled companies from the Power Holding Company, PHCN, including generation and distribution companies to the preferred bidders, which took place late last month.

Confirming the payment, a Presidency source told Vanguard on the telephone, “Yes, KEPCO/NEDC paid 25 percent of its bid price for Ikeja DISCO on Monday. The cheque was paid to BPE (Bureau of Public Entreprises).”

However, the Chairman of the Technical Committee, National Council on Privatisation, NCP, Mr. Atedo Peterside, in a telephone interview with Vanguard, insisted that there was no such payment.

According to him, “To the best of my knowledge, it is only the Amperion Consortium that has paid the 25 percent for the Geregu Power Plant. They were the first of the bid winners to make the 25 percent payment, and they did so that Thursday, when in Abuja.”

He argued that the public may have misconstrued this to mean KEPCO, since it was also announced that KEPCO has won 70 percent stake in Egbin Power Plant for $670million.

But reacting to the fairness of awarding the Ikeja DISCO and Egbin, both Nigeria’s biggest DISCO and GENCO, which many argued gave undue advantage to the Korean consortium and may tend towards monopoly in Lagos, Peterside defended that the privatization process has not gone outside its guidelines.

“The rules are very clear and very well known. A core investor is allowed to win a maximum of two DISCOs and one GENCO, which makes three PHCN successor companies,” he said.

He further noted that the Integrated Consortium won two DISCOs – Ibadan and Yola. “Please recall that KEPCO also competed for Ibadan, where they were beaten by Integrated’s superior bid. Based on the rules, KEPCO could have won Ikeja and Ibadan DISCOs plus the Egbin GENCO,” he added.

With regard to the ability of KEPCO to muscle up close to a billion dollars to finance the bids, Peterside argued that as a multinational electricity company, the company can afford to pay. Besides, he added, “At every stage there are bank guarantees and there is a penalty for failure.”


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/korean-firm-pays-25-bid-price-for-geregu/
Celebrities › Re: 12 Controversial Nollywood Actresses And Their Reckless Lifestyles Exposed by Tolexander: 7:38pm On Mar 06, 2013
The news that are not reported are rumored.
I dwell on fact not rumour!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Set To Overtake SA As Africa's Biggest Economy by Tolexander: 7:27pm On Mar 06, 2013
Rossikk: Come on will you shut up there my friend.
who is this monkey taking to? May your tail catch fire!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Set To Overtake SA As Africa's Biggest Economy by Tolexander: 7:26pm On Mar 06, 2013
Henry120: You are very big goat and a fool. The article clearly states that agriculture contributes 40% to nigeria's GDP. South african grows at 2.6% and nigeria at 6.5% clearly stated in the article you just read. Telecommunications is another high GDP contributor as stated in the same article above us, you ignored them and went ahead to type this stupidi.t.y above, and display your ignorance.
i would have loved to answer you but the problem is i don't do slowpoke.
Even a fool knows that the agriculture is not up to 35% of our GDP!
Politics › Re: Yar’adua And Jonathan Wasted $67bn Reserves – Sanusi by Tolexander:
Eke e e!
Gunshot!
What do your expect from a man that believes being in power is a solution to to forget his lack of childhood shoes.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Mark Awolowo’s Posthumous Birthday by Tolexander: 6:43pm On Mar 06, 2013
The evils that men do live after them likewise the good.
What a man with good legacies that still live on and sustain his good image.
Example of a man who is dead but manhood doesn't live on.
Politics › Re: Penetrate Nigerian Market-President Mahama Of Ghana Urge Ghanaian Private Sector by Tolexander:
Dramani doesn't know anything!
Little does he know that it takes a bigger d1ck(investors) than ghananians' to penetrate nigerian veegee(market).
Better he tells his citizen to go and penetrate virgins such as Guinea Bissau or tight veegee such as ivory coast.
Politics › Re: U.S. To Honour Nigerian Activist, Joe Odumakin, Nine Others by Tolexander: 8:50am On Mar 06, 2013
Josephine Odumakin!
Congrats woman!
Another good news about a nigerian and not the usual hard drug dealings, and yahoo yahoo.
Politics › Re: Dumb People Should Not Be Allowed To Vote - Sagamite by Tolexander: 7:17pm On Mar 05, 2013
Will there be a DUNBOmeter to measure the degree of the voters' dumbness at the polling units?
Fashion › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Outfit At The Premiere Of “My Life My Damage" by Tolexander: 6:13pm On Mar 05, 2013
i think i need commenting on this autoselection.
Na taekwando she wan fight?
Politics › Re: Who Is More Popular In Yoruba Land Between Obasanjo And Fashola??? by Tolexander: 5:42pm On Mar 05, 2013
but una no gat correct thing to discuss o OP!
Let me contribute to your idleness. It is Obasanjo cos of his heroic mind in mid 1970.
Fashion › Re: Genevieve Nnaji's New Hair Style: Hit or Miss? by Tolexander: 5:31pm On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=Donalð Genes]Me likey your siqnature oooooo[/quote]thaks jare.
But your signature attracts being adored.
Politics › Re: Gen Ibrahim Babaginda Gay Activities Exposed by Tolexander: 5:26pm On Mar 05, 2013
emindu: FROM A REPENTED GAY MAN: GEN IBRAHIM ALLOCATED OIL WELLS TO HIS HOMOSEXUAL MATE ORJI UZOR KALU...IT HAS BEEN REVEALED THAT GENERAL IBRAHIM BABAGINDA ALLOCATED OIL WELLS TO HIS GAY BOY THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ABIA STATE, ORJI UZOR KALU FOLLOWING ORJI UZOR KALU FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES WHEN HE WAS SEEING BABAGINDA DURING IBB ERA. IBB GAVE HIM OIL WELLS TO SAFE HIM FROM THE DISGRACE OUK WAS CAUSING BY SWINDLING FOREIGN INVESTORS WHO WERE INTERESTED IN OIL AND GAS IN NIGERIA. THIS IS A TRUE STORY NOT RUMOUR OR PROPAGANDA. OUK MADE HIS MONEY THROUGH SLEEPING WITH JUBRIL AMINU THE VC OF UNIMAID WHO TOOK HIM TO LAGOS WHEN HE WAS MADE THE MINISTER AND FROM JUBRIL AMINU, IBB TOOK OVER OUK
musiwa! Is that you? Where are the satellite pictures to support your facts?
Politics › Re: Atiku's Birthday Message To Baba OBJ by Tolexander: 5:12pm On Mar 05, 2013
seems Atiku thinks Obasanjo still dey laff o. And looking for a way to make obasanjo to dey cry o!
Crime › Re: 10 Dead Bodies Found In Owerri Burrow Pit by Tolexander: 4:51pm On Mar 05, 2013
yuzedo: OMGGGG!!!! Were they dead when they dug them out?? undecided

https://www.nairaland.com/1214376/yuzedo-writes-how-he-lost
no they are living, breathing, hale and healthy when they were dugged out.
Politics › Re: Enugu State Pledges 10million Naira For Information On The CP's Killers by Tolexander: 4:25pm On Mar 05, 2013
Am very sure they won't see the murderers. Cos it seems PLEDGE is not an 'action word' that can work for nigerians.
I pledge to nigeria my country, to be faithful loyal and honest. Since we have being pledging to nigeria our nation to be faithful, loyal and honest to it, how many nigerian citizens have been actualising the pledges?
They pledged money to anybody that knows anything about the dead body in anambra and nothing has been heard about it.
Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu The Ojukwu Of Our Generation-njiko Igbo Uk by Tolexander: 4:07pm On Mar 05, 2013
shey OUK also gat Tani Hammer for Kaduna ni?
Crime › Re: 10 Dead Bodies Found In Owerri Burrow Pit by Tolexander: 3:43pm On Mar 05, 2013
This thing don tire me o. Cos i no sabi how i go explain how e take dey happen.
Water get source wey dey flow human dead body instead of water.
Land dey cultivate dead body like e dey cultivate plant.
I dey fear o. Cos the next thing wey person go hear be say heaven don dey fall human dead body instead of rain.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Set To Overtake SA As Africa's Biggest Economy by Tolexander: 3:36pm On Mar 05, 2013
Imagine what these people are saying. Just like saying Justin Gatlin will overtake Usain Bolt when the former is not serious with the sprint and the latter seriously stretching all his muscles to be the first.
Little do they know that the higher corruption mentioned is enough to maintain the gap between nigeria and south africa and even widen it. South Africa is not as corrupt as nigeria, besides, they make sure they diversify their production unlike Nigeria that depend solely on crude oil not even the refined oil.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Holy Spirit Led Me To Start This Church"- G.O Of Nigerian Gay Church by Tolexander: 3:19pm On Mar 05, 2013
[quote author=*solid*]Signs of end time.

Spitttt on the man and walks away.[/quote]some people here are castigating this man. Little do they know that the same holy spirit that lead this man to start the church of rainbow fellowship is the same holy spirit directing their own pastor also to start the church of the lord PLC that extorts money from them under the deception of God's blessing is meant for a cheerful giver.
When the guy mention holy spirit now, what happened to him, likewise your fake pastors that disguise holy spirit's messenger.
Only God knows who is serving him!
Politics › Re: Pension Thief YUSUF Slumps In Court. by Tolexander: 1:16pm On Mar 05, 2013
Imagine the pretence from an idiot!
The case adjourned just because he slumped. He should have been brought back to life with many smacks from rods.
Embezzled what some people spent their youthful age in saving with the government. Some of the pensioneers even slump whenever they are on the queue to collect the pensions.
Jokes Etc › Re: “I Am Now Ready For Soyinka” – Dame Jonathan by Tolexander: 12:50pm On Mar 05, 2013
Nowhere fits this thread except the joke session.
OP! Had you taken this to the joke session, honestly, you would be given the joke session award of the year. Please beg seun to help you shift it to the joke session.
Politics › Re: Femi Kuti Denies Fatherland: “I Am Not Anigerian” by Tolexander: 12:42pm On Mar 05, 2013
Like father like son!
Kudos to the man that believes in the unity of african structure and not the singleness of its content. Unlike other people that want division of a content of african structure.
Politics › Re: Dangote Remains Richest African –forbes by Tolexander: 8:45am On Mar 05, 2013
I don't wanna join forbes to discuss the world's richest and their assets. Cos since they have been publishing it, i haven't come across the owner of forbes magazine's name on the list of the richest.
Forbes discuss the richest people to make money while the richest people don't discuss forbes but faces their business to make more money. If i discuss the richest people. Just wasting my time.
Politics › Re: Atiku Donates N1.5M To Journalist With Kidney Problem by Tolexander: 6:14am On Mar 05, 2013
I understand that this is the time to turn father xmas.
How many of such donations did he make between 1999-2007?
Sharp man! Couldn't donate to the needy in his surrounding but a journalist that will openly preach the gospel of the donation.
Crime › Re: Billionaire Couple Mysteriously Burn To Death In Onitsha by Tolexander: 8:50pm On Mar 04, 2013
As there is a paradise on earth as in heaven, there seems to be hell also on earth.
Couple died in an inferno clung together!
Could it be somebody came to rob these couple and set the house ablazed after killing the couple?
This incidence still baffles me!
Politics › Re: Ladipo: 32 Bakassi Boys Jailed by Tolexander:
the topic doesn't correspond with the news.
32 traders were jailed for 60days in the news and not the 10 suspected bakassi boys. Though the 10 bakassi boys were placed on bail.
But Fashola no try at all, how he go commot ladipo market for its normal place con put am for prison?
Shey Fashola no kno say the 32 traders go form another Ladipo market for prison ni?
Crime › Re: Kogi University Student Kidnapped By Facebook Friends by Tolexander:
Seems the guy has a dirty motive aside the birthday party which he intentionally didn't want to disclose, but the facebook friends' intention outsmarted his.

He just use the birthday party to justify and support his intention.
I wonder why a guy will be so close with another person of the same gender with him and decides to pay him a visit in Warri from Enugu. The guy needs to be thoroughly and severly investigated.
TV/Movies › Re: Nigerian Actors Who Are The Same In Every Movie by Tolexander: 3:26pm On Mar 04, 2013
Dejo Tunfulu- the slowpoke.
Abija-the charmist with short dane gun.
Dagunro-wicked man
Politics › ACN Condemns Killing Ofkwara Police Boss by Tolexander(op): 2:29pm On Mar 04, 2013
The Action Congress of
Nigeria (ACN) has expressed
shock and sadness over the
killing of the Kwara State
Commissioner of Police, Mr.
Chinwike Asadu, by yet
unknown gunmen, saying
the death reinforces the
belief in certain circles that
Nigeria is fast becoming a
failed state.
In a statement issued in
Lagos on Monday by its
National Publicity Secretary,
Alhaji Lai Mohammed, the
party said if such a high
ranking security officer can
be so cheaply gunned down,
“then no one is safe!”
It however, called on the
police high command to
ensure that the killers are
caught and brought to
justice, to prevent a
recurrence, stressing that it
is imperative to catch the
perpetrators and bring the
full weight of the law to bear
on them as nothing portrays
a nation as a failed state
more than when security
agents, on whose shoulders
lie the responsibility of
protecting lives and property,
themselves become easy
targets for criminals.
”Because of their onerous
tasks, the police personnel
and other security agents
deserve a reinforced level of
security. They need to be
alive and well before they
can protect the lives and
property of others. That is
why one of the indices of a
failed state is anarchy, which
starts when security agents
become targets of attacks
and criminal elements
overwhelm state security
apparatus.
”Attacks on police and
military formations; killing of
security agents, out-of-
control armed robbery and
pervasive kidnapping, just to
mention a few of the security
challenges facing our nation,
are pointers to the fact that
our country is fast becoming
a failed state”
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/acn-condemns-killing-of-kwara-police-boss/

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