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and who says stretch marks develop from not taking good care of your body?
FYI, I've got a little cosin of about 12 yrs who has stretch marks on her thighs. Those in the know say it's becuase she grew tall way too fast.
Also, those things are real difficult to get rid of.

Lol Spiked ur imagination is hairy jare

Letooa, you are probably a dream come true to some not so lucky gurls.

Funny thing is, there are some really pretty babes with hair in funny locations.

whitelexi:
Which one is anjonu again abeg?

Anjonu na spirit

spikedcylinder:
Phew! I thought you were saying you had lots of hair on your face, I was going to ask if you use relaxer for it.

Thank goodness for little mercies. That bad belle wish wont be granted

chamotex:
Hairy nipples is the worst case scenario . . . . you just can't suck 'em

Hairy nipples ke?

spikedcylinder:
Eh? You have hair on your face?

LOL, I should modify that post, I meant the look of disgust on my face.
But now that u mention it maybe one or two that pop out unexpectedly. My tweezers are always available for a quick fix though

spikedcylinder:
You are so lucky, you can afford to be lazy.
I wear skirts all the time and when I have hair on my legs, they tend to stick out like the ones on yam tubers.
With all the other things wrong with me, I can't afford to join that one too.

It's the skirt thing then, cos It gets ugly at times but I hardly wear skirts. That's how I get away with it. Cant afford to have them yam tuber legs.

Hairy legs? Man I get real lazy atimes and follow the India Arie route

Guys take on this please?

I sure would like to know. I'm so convinced smokers lack self control and are self haters, can a smoker help change my prejudice?

@Plappville, Nice

Hair on certain parts of females is just downright ugly. Jeez
Especially on the chest and facial, u should see (the look on) my face.

And some girls have so much hair in their armpits, it makes you wanna ask if she wants to get it braided.

Tomorrow never comes now, does it? 

DeepZone:
There is nothing like plastic bottle. Bottle is bottle and the fool may deserve it.

Ah erm, nothing like plastic bottles?

fyneboi:
Like play like play na Ngozi take carry belle

Ngozi no carry belle o, na Awoof she bin chop!

Na wa o! roflmcao

As I dey read this thread so, I don laf sotay, I nearly titrate for chair.

Tollu is not the topic. Do u like this kain ring tone?

@ Showbobo, hmmmm

@ Timba, I don't know how to o, na attack be dis.

@ Lalaboi, "the young shall grow" It wouldn't be too bad for that to be an intro on sex education. LOL

he he he he he. Yeeparipa, nse ni Ayomifull gbe Sima ni agbele/ela pelu ogbon sha.
Tee heee heeee

Ki wa ni itumo abala o? Ibeere yen lo si ori ero 'akowegbesi' Pataki ati abdurrazaq.

Infobaba? How on earth am I supposed to know if u use condoms or not? No put weed for my pocket o

infobaba:
Ask tollu

ehhh ooo. Which one is my own o?

At last!!! I thot I was the only one with a taste for silliness. thanks Timba

ahn ahn. i seem to be alone here o.

How possible is this?

Didn't I read somewhere that the virus can't stay in open air for more than a few seconds?
and that you can't know your HIV status within a short period (15 days!) haba

If u had said sth else, maybe cholera or so, I just might have actually believed this story.

Amusing ringtone I must say, Just cracks people up everytime my phone rings, lol
The first reaction I get is a bemused look and a heart warming laugh when it finally ends.

I hope this is not considered spamming or anything o, afterall no be me get site.

Download here: www.condomcondom.org

Scrapped ke? Not after I have started.
Spent a year at home waiting for school and Government to resolve their issues and some people here are campaigning for scrapping. Heavens forbid.

For the foreign graduates: you can come back for service even after your masters or better yet get an excemption letter. We had a lot of returnees on camp and they coped quite well, though there was small 'partia' and corps members had to kneel down on the parade ground for grumbling. 

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]Am just planning to go for the 2 wks orientation which is compulsory, and the other process will be paid for

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Chick, you can blow your own trumpet! ahn ahn.

Dan is annoying and rude.
Funny though, just won't like to be on the receiving end of his stylish/sometimes outright yabbing.

Brush teeth? Never!

Cleanse face? Shower almost every night.

Nothing lasts forever.

tumfulu:
What does that mean? Cant you laugh without having us to know you are laughing?

tumfulu:
may your pu ssi dry up!

tumfulu:
tougher or empty u mean?

Sounds like Tumfulu is all the bad he talked about.

Does this happen? Never experienced it.

heee heee heee
This shit used to happen to me when I was much younger and one heard all sorts of explanations for it:

1. U slept under cobwebs.
2. Wall geckos/spiders moved around you
3. Something good is about to happen and demons were trying to suppress your luck
Bla bla bla and blo blo blo

Anyways, I never actually had evidence that it was scientific but felt it was too common for it to be witchcraft related. So, i followed the Oyinbo part.

Still spiritual so I believe witches/demons/devils etc can ride on the science and cripple people o