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@ Jericho
One only needs to get out there to see the kind of immense wealth people handle. Don't be oppressed pal, we SHALL get there.

You recently moved, awww, that's a whole lot of work. Hope you've made some way through all the clearing and all.

Hello Tmoni, Crackles and Dayokanu.

Pardon me peeps, just passing thru.

ROTFLMHHHAO    

This Pwc portal is really insane
Had issues with the reference number and even after registering couldn't get to my profile. Sheeeshhhhhhh

Anyways, the reference number has resulted in a hit. So just keep trying and be reeeaaaallll patient.
All the best guys.

Ahn Ahn, I left this place for just how many days and KABOOM!!! That sure is good to see.
@ all our new entrants ( ur jobs sound good too)  , Guys welcome on board!


@ All my peeps, what's good?

Mukina & Tkb
Tollu kuku dey around o, just took like two days leave from work to attend to some pressing matters and it's really like I took time off life itself. Been sleeping and 'lounging'. No internet and very minimal TV sef

Mukina, Good to see that you got some extra time to do the project all over, all the very best with that and don't catch a cold o.

Tkb
Hope the cold is all gone now? If no, how far withe the Okada girl's number?

Damiso
Good to see u r feelin better, Hope that lasts.

Debosky[/b]2 week beards could be sexy 
And lay off the sexy mamas, we preach 'sex starvation' on here 
Hope the assignment's going good though?

[b]Laywer
E be like say we get small yawa with some omoniles around Makogi, are u familiar with that area?

@Topic
Like I said earlier, been out off the office for some time now. Took a sneak peek at my email and closed the page one time, without signing out sef 

Will be back later in the day.

Help OOOOOOOOO!!!

Am I the only person having issues with this site? The reference number is invalid.

Ahn ahn!
This is a grave allegation indeed.

@ Mukina
Abeg no kill person o, we no fit contribute money for bail

Welcome on board Jon

@ TKB
You know where now

You should have helped the girl now, some office romance might have cum outta that (assuming u r into closed spaces kinda thing)

@ Topic

My day started on a not so interesting note but ended quite well.

Sparked for one yeye girl that wouldn't give me my quote in good time

Did some haggling with clients

viewed Nairaland

Had lunch cum dinner cum meeting at a semi-posh restaurant (though two hours traffic on Ozumba Mbadiwe just to get to engineering close o took all that away)

FUN, FUN, FUN at the end of the evening.

Gotta go watch some Desperate Housewives now, catch y'all tmr.

@ Contactuzo

I had to defend myself before everybody thinks I;m 'unbusy'.
Did my best and shirked the rest, thanks for asking

tehehe Female bosses are hellish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, but it's not really a gender related thing. Some men are also crazy. Check out this link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-135319.0.html
One day, I'll be one sha.

@ Cristalz

You go girl!!! More girlpower in the room.

@ Topic

I can't say welcome to my office cos I wasn't at work today. yay.

Hello guys, this room seems to be a bit slow in terms of posts, too much work? Take it easy o

@ Mukina
awwwww, such tough luck. Sorry about that dearie and if there's anything we can do, do let us know. I'd be glad to help.

@TKB
Yes o, Obama has done it. Before the oath and everything, I was so scared he was gonna be blown to pieces or something (such horrid thoughts).
Listened to his inauguration speech over the radio on my way home and when I finally settled down at home to watch TV, there was a breaking news that a Sen. Ken had collapsed! I just went to bed jeje.

7pm meeting? I just hope it was over drinks and good food.
Engineering close. I come to your office building wella. I'm assuming that's your building sha cos there's no other sensible building on that street (i.e the building that has one elevator on the right and three others on the left)

No, I won't get off the bike except I know you. What if you guys finally get married and all? What kind of "how we met" stories would you be telling your grandkids? They'll be thinking, "grandma's a 'ho". he he he


Hey guys, we are missing your stories. Come on board and let's celebrate or sympathise (Crazy boss syndrome) with you.

@ Cristalz
We'll be patiently waiting

As per the coffee thing --- I have it under control. (guess that's what all addicts say  )

@ Damiso
lol, sounds like you have an 'alagbari' boss there and the accents of those Scots --- girl, I don't envy you.

@Contactuzo
One should enjoy every stage in life o, this stage of my life ends in less than a month so I'm living it seriously.

It's not always slow paced though take today for example, I'm not a lawyer and I've been asked to go through some documents and explain its contents to my ogas. Give reasons why they should be signed or not.

Mutual non disclosure agreement
Master purchase agreement
A BULKY supplier self review list
Three well detailed RFI's (Request for Information)

In the middle of it all, I had to go see a client located on the 7th floor of Icon house. That’s not the tough part. Icon house has crazy elevators, always out of service, ALWAYS and two floors for parking. So if you are going to the 7th floor, because of the parking floors, it’s like you are going to the 9th floor.

My thighs are in mini distress – good exercise for the butt though.


And there are so many tiny little details as per other business units that I go through post-its like fire else tasks just slip through and I end up under direct missiles.

I'm loving it.

tkb417:
@good day people
how is it going?

quick one: while coming to work o this early 'momo'
i was on a bumper to bumper with one stupid okada man and the goat had the most beautiful gurl ive seen on his bike.
while trying to curse out the guy for trying to scratch my machine, the lady on d bike appealed to me to cool down by waving at me.
i signaled to her to come join me, she did. . . . .

i got her number o and i dropped her off at Oceanic at Ozumba
ooops!!!

Guy, beware of mammy water spirits o (OCEAN ic, Ozumba – rite in front of water) he he he
_{Btw what kind of girl gets off a bike to hitch a ride with a total stranger} These Lagos gurls sef. My brother must marry from village o

hehehehe
u dey try rhyme with ur work thingy shey
at a point, i tot i was reading a poem
how u dey? u don fashi my side shey?

Man, the whole thing just feels like literature jare
Fashi ur side ke? We don talk happy new year now and January is far from over.


@Mukina
Any luck with your project draft?

@ Cristalz
Hope we can hear a little detail of the EFCC yawa sometime in the future

Standing with heels for stretches is tough o, perhaps u should find some cute flats u can slip into when the hot chicks or guys aren't in ur radar.

@Topic
Nothing major happening at work YET. Just NL and emails and coffee and sidetalks and ---
I'll be back later

My goodness!!!

And you don't have a back up copy? I'm assuming it's in soft copy.
Man, that sucks.

Hmmmm, your jobs all sound hectic and so so interesting.

Well, there's nothing for me to report now, just mundane things have been happening all day:
Prepared quotations
Had a cup of coffee
Sent some emails
Had some bubble gum that made my cubicle smell so so fruity
Dollar price increase wahala with client
My operations boss gave me wrong information as per a request and when the shit hit the fan, he denied giving me such info. Thank God the music I had to face wasn't of the hard rock Genre.

Now I have a full blown headache from the coffee and chewing all that bubblegum
And I have to pursue one of these telecoms companies for a major project but I still feel so idle.
Can't wait to start all the real work. Then I'll come complain all about how hectic it all is.

LOL, u r planning to get engaged in 2010. Does an engagement require such forward planning?
Seriously? Man ur girl must be patient.
As for the AS thingy, there's no escaping it man. The end is near.

Thanks Adexcarz.

Hello Adexcarz,

Could you please check this VIN for me?
1HGCG6687YA075813.

Thanks a bunch.

I think Facebook being addictive is a personality thing.
I'm thankful for facebook, at least, I met up with people I otherwise never might have seen again for the rest of my natural life. Asides that, I most certainly can do without it (Nairaland is enough to keep up with as it is and I daresay, actually much more interesting).

I hear it's 12th February, but that's still tentative.

Thanks guys, I've sorted myself out.

Here's the error, the program was installed correctly but one has to reconnect the dish to the decoder before pressing the OK button when you are prompted to select the language required.
This enables the autoscan.

I actually installed both and I downloaded the zipped version. Perhaps, I'll try again. Tnx

Thanks Maskuraid, I actually scanned on the11900 frequency. I'll do as you said and let u know how it went. Thank you.

@Whimsical, no it didn't scan automatically, could that be an indication of a mix up in the installation? Thanks a bunch.

Help O! I downloaded Whimsical's program for the upgrade and followed EHL's step by step guide and Ekonibaje's.
The thing is that I now have 17 channels instead of 24, Discovery and Setanta inclusive.
7 Channels are missing including Sony entertainment, Zee, Dove, Biscon, Amuludun, cant remember the last two. Somebogy please help!!!

In what direction is it bent?

LOL, you obviously haven't been in touch with some adipose mamas.
Stronger than concrete ko, stronger than steel ni.

That'll have to be with some dude in the distant past. So much saliva everywhere (smokers saliva at that) Needless to say, there wasn't a repeat performance.
Does one need lessons to know how to kiss?

Geekiewhiz:
My first boyfriend. He just hit me with his mouth like a snake striking something and started chewing.
I didn't like that one at all.

My oh My.

Why are you guys sad? Isn't Fabregas out of gas anymore? (pun intended)

Good ol', Plain ol' water.

roflmao

Mehn, Shit aint a funny thing, piss still dey releasable in peace.

Twice, I've been caught up on third mainland bridge, come and see me sweating in the car.
Well, I had to get to Chicken Republic on Awolowo Road (That's way off in Ikoyi) before anything could be done o.

Note to all: FORCE yourself to go ashitting every morning.