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Hah! What else is new?

That Wives part got my attention too and I was like WTF.
Seun would do well to do sth about that. Debosky's suggestion aint bad.

Ahhh, stories of the 'ex'.

As has been said by previous posters, it's all in ur hands. End it if u care to.

R. Kelly - Don't you say no.

hah, this topic is still in existence?

Well, we still haven't changed. People still throw stuff out their cars, shite and pee on street corners and even open roads.
The question still remains, Can we ever change?

Tom-Tom
Vicks
Ok biscuits
miserable lukin agbalumo
needle
kpata nla nylon bag

will be back to add on

TKB, I'm right here, what's up?
Good to hear there's some level of 'respect' 4 u in your office now.
As per the weight loss, easy does it o. Don't worry, February's almost over.


Jericho

Welcome sir, How's the wife? 

We all know that there really is no enabling environment for businesses in Nigeria. Can't even discuss it cos it's overflogged.

Ajanlekoko

Make sure u return to this thread ok?


Jarus
This is Nigeria jare, u can engineer ALL things.

Yeah Ayeesha, spicy sure is the way to go.

Lusheyi
That kind of indomie gast to be gross

About time we had a bit of drama up in here.

If Ajanlekoko likes to engage in a bit of fantasy living, guys lets leave him be. We should at least give him benefit of doubt until his bragging gets too much or he gets caught up in a web of his lies, half truths, or whatever this is.

Ajanlekoko
Yes we take ourselves seriously and no this ain't Dr Phil.
Hope the 360 degrees spinning building didn't make you dizzy?

Diggler and Cristalz
Y'all are on opposite ends of the work environment at the moment. One calm and the other crazy.
Anyways, good to have u guys back. 'been a while.

Topic
Well, it is another day.

Hmmmm

Let's go adigging.

Hmmm Ajanlekoko (Nice name by the way)
You seem to be doing exactly what u’ve accused us of. We need to hear MORE of the ‘Nigerian working environment’ experiences you highlighted in ur first post.

But wait o, it seems the really heavy jobs leaves enough room for enjoyment

Of the books u mentioned, I’ve read Mafia Manager and remember it vaguely. I’ll dig it up and read again with more focus this time. Perhaps that will get me the first class flying and yes madam, yes madam by older colleagues.

While ‘faffing’ around on Nairaland today, I came across this interesting thread. Man, I almost got in trouble o after LOLing like twice, I had to stifle my laughter, head nearly burst.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-108614.0.html

It's not more that a page but struck me as really funny.

Welcome on board Ajanlekoko
It sure would be nice to have your own gists on ‘evils’ of the workplace. Let's have it.

Hey TKB, what’s going on?
Your lingua? O wa lara e

Na wa o.

Who never born don get belle
Who never get belle don dey close to the point of no return.

Please pardon the assumption.
How many people will I apologise to on this 'partner' issue sef?

@ Moyola


Pay me no mind jare. I just find the stuff somewhat nice to chew on.

Hello peoples,
Vals got y’all so busy?

Jericho
I have no intentions of kobalising you o. Abeg beg madam 4 me. So how vals come be now?

TKB
After dazzling the chick, Hope u got some sha?

Diggler
Awww, sorry about your client. Sure there must be some level of attachment to him. We wish him speedy recovery

VALS!!!
Nonsense day. Guys of nowadays no wan fall mugu again. Nonsense

@Topic
Work started with my MD being on my neck for one transaction that seems to be all muddled up. I no be accountant now, if money dey scattered which one be my own?
Anyways, after enough passing of blame, we sorted the whole thing out.

On other and better stuff now. Y’all have a great day and an even greater week.

Lots of love

The test is taking place at King's College. Not sure of other details so can't be of much help.

I also applied but my status still shows "to be reviewed"
I have friends who got invitations even a 2.2 graduate and I have another friend who didn't get called and he's a first class graduate.

The thing is, they promised to follow all application through to the very end so one must get a yes or no.

Anyways, all the best. lemme go lick my wounds

Moyola:
dhat ain sanck!

Who says?

Weetabix

Mine's kinda similar to Ayeesha's

Indomie with loads of mixed vegetables i.e carrots, green peppers, sweet corn, green peas etc etc and then some pepperoni, calamari etc etc. I like it spicy so I add an extra dash of ground pepper.

Pardon me Jericho
You only mentioned a partner and my brain just deduced wrongly.

Us women are super now, u just dey hear? Make sure you get enough things to wow ur 'partner' this saturday.

Damiso
I haven't even come close to that phase, so can't honestly give tips.
LOL at ur mum's thought. We are indeed lazy these days, everyone's opting for CS and accepting epidurals.

This has got to be a frigging joke.

LOL Cristalz

When I say career change, it’s not like a big bang thing, more like a time to grow thing
_{Whispers: I’m not in the big league, YET!}

So Adebayor went with the African player of the year, some say foul play was involved. Hmmmm


TKB
Announcing that you are leaving for home at 7 something is an indication of too much work o i.e you leave work like 10/11pm usually.

Interested in lottery? Heard NSL or so is located on Anifowoshe (V.I’s) When u make connection, holla. Wouldn’t mind some ‘don’t break a sweat money either’

Diggler
Once I’m at work, can’t really help the coffee.
Hope the prayer session was powerful enough to help win back the lost customer? We’ll be awaiting updates on that. All the very best.

MrCrackles
Seems the snow has eased off since you are back to work. Thank goodness for that.

You need wings ehh? The only wings in wing heaven at the moment are for fairies, wanna be a fairy? (double entedre intended)

Don’t worry, just work at it. We MUST, I mean MUST get to the very top

Lawyer
2-5 pm and just 4 bottles? You no try jo.
Congrats on clicking the deal.

Muki Baby aka Vampire

Yay! Good thing the project is almost sorted out. Phase two coming right up


Jericho
A 5 room crib for a bachelor in Lagos? That’s major indeed.
Hey girls, watch out for the latest ‘slaughterhouse’

Where’s it located?

Send some e-wine into this room, lets celebrate the new deal with you.

Jarus

And you said you didn’t have work to do? That sounds like a hand and 'headfull'
Take the Auditors for example, threat for escalation got into the air and you sorted them out one time.
Get started o

Hello everybody, I hate leaving this place for too long, there's always so much stuff missed and lotsa stuff to type

Welcome on board Jarus
Hmmmm, Oil and gas Accountant? I envy you.

Jericho
Ahn ahn, what’s up with these artisans destroying your stuff? Whose head are you gonna have for that abi na val’s gift for the careless installer?

Also, it’s good that you are trying to help the driver but watch out for people that talk and drink too much. Help in the way that you can but don’t be too “familiar”

Cristalz

Yeah, I sure was glad for the weekend and it was a long one indeed. Left work early on Friday and was out of the office throughout Monday. A career change is in the horizon

Learning new stuff is one of the reasons a girl accepts crazy hours and maybe a lousy package cos when push comes to shove you have a whole body of experience and if it’s a client based job, a HUGE network.

TKB aka THE NIGHTMARE

So how did your work from hotel go?
Hope ur belle is holding up as per the fast?

Man, your Monday was really rough. Thank God you have that all sorted out.
Your day wasn't messed up because u didn't pray, shit just happens sometimes.


Ebariba
You are welcome on board. Enjoy the laid back job o and if it’s too laid back, find something to do on the side: a business of your own or professional exams.
You and Jarus had better enjoy the salary and free period while it lasts but make sure there’s some level of self development on the side even if it’s just building your network

Lawyer
Tough luck as per the messed up plan. That’s Government in Nigeria for you.
A cousin of mine was taken to the hospital on Sunday morning for excruciating pain. It was diagnosed as Appendicitis. Oya, let us operate on him and they said the operation couldn’t be carried out because the Medical Director was not around to review the case.
Imagine that! And na big Hospital o

Damiso
Awwwww how very cute. take good care of yourself ok? No stress for one of the people currently obeying the word of the lord

Debosky
LOL at the overalls ah erm, lack of slot. te he he

How can you not find all your stuff? Definitely, winch don enter be that. Please get an exorcist o
Seriously though, that stuff is usually not funny o. Been looking for my house keys, phone charger since last sunday. Charging phone with USB cord is not so interesting.


Aha @ Topic
These people want to kill me. At this rate I'm going, so many little details will be misplaced and someone will be wanting another someone's head. Too much coffee an too little food has made me irritable.
Posting on this thread is the only relaxing thing I've done all day.

AAAArrrrrrGGGGGhhhhhh

Hello everyone, Hope you're good? hope ur necks haven't given way due to all the work ur heads have to carry?

TKB

As at Wednesday, u couldn't wait for the weekend. Well, the weekend is finally here. Be a very good boy o.

My girl Cristalz
How are all those debtors and "necessary evils" clients?

Jericho
Next time you come on here, we need to hear that ur house is now ship shape.

Jon-oh-jon
Yeah, I also saw the wowo dog thread, TKB indeed had your back.
Me, I no fit fight for you on top internet but if na real life, my tongue na caustic soda acid o. Just call me

@Topic

My direct boss is out today and work is just looking dull.

Mukina2
Na only sports you dey do? Come tell us how far with the project jare. Sure you musta made a lotta headway by now

Catch y'all later.

Indifferent

Hello guys

Jon-o-Jon

Hope you survived the email flood, no drowning?
Val’s date E go be sha.

Oyb
Lol at the spilled poop

Damiso
One has to be being chic at time o, if u don’t want to break your neck. I have one very ugly sandals turned slippers that I wear to give my feet a break in the office.
Believe me, they don suffer gaaan. And na Anne Klein o
So rock the ugly green wellies

Tkb
Omo d fast na die, hope you have gums or breath fresheners sha? Cos some ppl for this my office dey take mouth perfume kill everybody

Jericho
Abeg no allow them take jazz spoil ur life o, ehn ehn. A case that was declined by 3 SAN’s, gotta be hellish.
I no fit do dry fasting for anybody

@ Topic
I’m off work today. Go figure.

Hey! Are you on some vendetta mission or something? If yes, get real dirty with details and proof and if no, ZIP it.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-228078.0.html#msg3418607

WOW!!! Some grievous allegation up in here.
Tubby, scan stuff quick, hungry for some gist about all these miracle banks  

Ahn ahn, TKB u just burst into my post. (I had to add this part )

Jericho
My person, no be small matter o. Get to it soon though, it never gets easier

TKB
Woman palaver is good for the soul and yes, Valentine is here  
Heard some gist about your side. We'll YIM on that one of these days

Cristalz
Thanks dear, I did enjoy the not so deserved 'vacation'  

Hey Bechcex, Howdy?

@Topic
These people want to kill me, I haven't even had breakfast  
Off to lunch now