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netotse:
Hey Tollu hope you're good?

Very good papi. Thanks

Always fun ghosting this thread. Y'all keep it up

Here we go again.

Oh wow! Love this thread.
The White Rhino is stunning.

I didn't know Monkeys could die from the Ebola virus, always assumed they were natural carriers.

The the striped Tiger/Dog, kinda like a hyena methinks.

The passenger pigeon extinction story is sobering. How can birds that fly go extinct? That must have been some wild hunting.

The threat is climate change is really a clear and present danger. Seasons can no longer be trusted. It rained from January till November, who's to say it won't rain in December?
One cannot even be sure to get Harmattan anymore. It rained last December if I recollect correctly.

E go be.

Achilies:
Although hunting and killing of the species is illegal, western lowland gorillas continue to be killed for their meat, which is considered a delicacy, while baby gorillas are captured and kept as pets. The deadly Ebola virus has also devastated the wild ape population. In Gabon's Minkébé Forest alone, the virus killed more than 90% of the region's gorilla and chimpanzee populations.

The daughter could have at least, had both fathers walk her down the aisle.
Total disregard of the man who helped bring you up.

Closure is a thing that many people seek at the end of relationships but rarely get.

This more than once scenario though...o n fe adura.

I hope one of the girls would do you a favour and let you know why they're ending stuff.

papauju:
my friends numbers

Which kain friends? Male? Female? PapaUju, you dey play away match?

Makes no sense for your wife to pick up phone and start chatting up your "friends". I find it hilarious.

The most interesting part of this story is that she got blinded by a car of $1,700?
O dikwa very funny.

Well done Eze.

4.5 is very well within your reach, all the best kiddo.

Your MIL is as good as your mother, in an ideal situation. You can give it to her directly.

^^^
Lol, those entries are indeed hilarious.


I store names in full: First Name and Last Name. Except of course I do not know the whole thing, I make an effort to though.

So to answer you question OP, I take phone book names quite seriously.

jaz:
some of the earlier responses to op are simply hilarious or incomplete.

That's the purpose of the thread, kindly shed more light on the subject matter if you can.
It'd be appreciated

Lizabeth25:
Men will always be Men! Greedy, ungrateful, annoying, cheaters but loving and understanding in a lady fall into the right hand!

Some has been cursed since 1880DC that even when them see anything NAKED, they will always want to go for it.

You can't change the fact that they are born that way. So why bothering yourself over what you can't change?

Back in those days when I use to complain about my dad's sidechicks, my mom then will be so angry at me, in fact, there was a day she called me and asked what my problem was? She said men will always be men! But the moment a woman have a child for him, those are the ones that won't cheat on their mother!

She said the "WE" (my siblings and I) are her priority. I should stop bothering myself over what I can't change! Since then, even if Dad's babes calls his phone, I will hand the phone to my dad! (before eh, I dey sneak out go pick am and Yab d babe... )

Thankfully, all men are not your father. It is unfortunate you had to deal with such a situation while growing and it might be a tad difficult to get a reorientation however, I sincerely wish you all the best in your relationships.

Please dear, unrepentant, chronic cheats are not normal or to be tolerated except of course, the cheating doesn't hurt or affect you.

ORALL:
Crap...like I care...I will keep saying it,no same man should go after a lady that is above 28,it disastrous,from menopause to another sickness...the man will be troubled for life....

Most people pray to live way beyond 28. Menopause? Sickness?? Lol, what a tool.

Have a fruitful week o jare

You use a bit of water, it doesn't have to cover the sausages and boil for about 2-4 minutes. Too short and they taste funny, too long and they look pruny and soggy. This process is good enough for me 98 percent of the time.

If you want the fried look, you use a non-stick frying pan and add a dash of oil just like you wanna make pancakes.
Then fry and turn sausages until you achieve the look you want.
Just a couple of minutes is all you need. You can add spices like garlic to give it an extra taste.

Wow, that looks scary indeed.

Don't you like to boil them? LaDivva

jaybee3:
That's such a good company ya know.

I guess i have to compensate myself by aggregating us together as a Leo

Happy belated birthday Tollu

Thoink you.
Yep, co-Leos is good enough.

Kimoni:
Then personally, I like to avoid friends who are unduly competitive. Life to some is a competition. They find it hard to be happy for your achievements until they are able to achieve something higher or better. It's not a bad thing to be competitive but when you are always striving to get anything just because your friend has it, then, that relationship can never have a depth cuz its foundation is very superficial.
I could go on and on but I think you summarized my whole point yourself - we attract who we are. I think you should do some soul searching and maybe work a few rough edges. I am more concerned about a person's intentions than actions, hence, some people find it hard to reconcile my choice of friends. Strangely, nearly all my true friends are rough diamonds but I am not too bothered about outward/first impressions. Work on being the best human a real person can have as a friend and people like you will naturally drift to you.

You ain't never lied Kimoni.


Happy Birthday Jaybee3, you missed being birthday mates with Awesome people like Tollu and Barrack Obama by two days

OP Kylez, I like your song in the attached video. God bless your hustle.

Spendoe Spendoe spendoe Spendoe spendoeeeee cos I got dough
Spendoe Spendoe Spendoe spendoe
No time o


Wrong board though.

Dem dey yab but me I no send.

I love Penguins of Madagascar pieces and then my raving fav, sing along with me people... ...

Are you ready kids
Aye aye captain
I can't hear you
Aye aye captain

Ooooooooooo, who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
Spongebob squarepants
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
Spongebob squarepants
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Ready

Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
SPONGE BOBBBBBBBB SQUARE pantssssssssssssssssss

Then a flute thingy sound I whistle along to.

Bliss

jaybee3:
What's a gyelwuman?

I've got the D and i'm pretty sure it's way better than the one tollu described

Hehehe, correct guy!

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Kimoni:
@ tollu - I love that last post of yours on the boys thread. Funny but loaded. BODMAS, Texas Instruments...how the heck did you think of these things . Is Texas Instruments still in existence

Hehehe Kimoni, thanks.

Yes oh, very much in existence and churning out some tight machines.

Freecocoa,

Seems to me like she's a good girl. It's "good" girls that fall for these controlling dudes that have all sorta issues with Greek names. This is because they have refused to LIVE their lives, now, I am not saying any body has to be wicked and wild but learn to LIVE vicariously through watching, listening to others.

However, there's only so much you can do to help her. she's the only one who can save herself

netotse:
Hey long time, not necessarily battered, emotionally under developed is also a possibility.

Yeah Netotse the correct guy, long time
Our "Office" thread seems like decades ago.

Battered oh, under developed oh, life is too short for such permutations, rules and regulations.
That's just me though, happy go lucky.

As my people will say "gbogbo wa o le sun ki a k'ori si ibi kan na" loosely translated as "to each his own", "live and let live" ati bebe lo.
So anybody wey need BODMAS, compass abi my Texas Instrument calculator like computer to calculate angle wey hin go take reason babe, toast babe, impregnate or hang woman leg fit come borrow mine

This here is just a pictorial representation of the bottom line of Kimoni's post. Like you and Netotse, attention span for debates... ... Odikwa very short.

From where I'm standing, men that take such hard and clinical approaches to choosing a mate must have been emotionally battered in the past by one aunty and love. I pray for forgiveness for that wicked geh and healing for the hurt man.

I borrow ApexTitan's acronym and say NAWALT

I have been enjoying this thread thoroughly for some weeks now but things got interestingly skewed for me this past couple of days. I'm not complaining sha since I'm not a "boys" a la "Boy's discussion thread".

P.S. FOLLOW YOUR HEART BUT TAKE YOUR BRAIN WITH YOU.
That really is all for both sides of the fence.

P.P.S
Congratulations on your graduation Keppyy

Congratulations ProudDad38 and ProudMum38. Whoop Whoop!!!