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My govenor aint bad, (Gbenga Daniel) i just have a problem with his face and name on everything he does, informing u dat dis and dat is his initiative (hin for vex no use hin initiative). Narcissism seems to be his strong suit.

lol, that's ok then we'll try not to look ur rare eauty to pieces   or better still we'll paste only the places u go. Just make sure u report with pictures of picturesque places else,

I can't say i've not heard such gists, some people even know the embassy officials that are nice and you find them struggling to queue right in front of them.Na wa o, one day one day Nigeria go dey delivered from all these nonsense.
I'm sure ur trips would be fun and don't forget to take your camera along o so u can show us all the pictures of the places.
All the best with the arrangements and the travelling itself.

That's a great thing my sister, time is indeed very short. I hope to be like you and do all dat someday soon but for now,
How do u combine the worry ova other ppl's money with all dat travelling? Must be really stressfull. (i'm actually green with envy, u shld see my face at the moment )

@Davidylan, true that. The church ceremony thingy is a major hyperbole though,

@ spoilt, u sure seem to be the regular traveller, all dem places u been mentioning. Is it an "on the job thing" or sth else. If you don't mind my asking, what do you do?

my bad, seun is apparently doin sumthing to the way it appears. It's not nairaland.com there's ers after the nairaland.

I got the e-mail too and it's www.nairaland.com not nairaland users .com
Pure copy-copy

I used to make love to her daily
when the nite fell, the same
and anytime that u were hurt
i could feel ur pain
and if i had a dollar
it was urs yeah
and wheneva we go out
i would foot the bills
but now that up is down
and the silence is sound
i hurt u too too many times now i can't cum around

When a woman's fed up - R.kelly

fellis:
I'm through with the season 4.Edie ended up with Carlos,Orson's mum became completely paralysed after attempting to murder Bree and Orson abandoned her at the hospital,Susan's former husband Mike, started having feelings for her(again),Lynette's husband was hospitalised and she was left to run the restaurant business alone,and Gabby, well, she ended up with a senator who is a divorcee.
Wonder what season 5 has to offer.

That is most definately season 3, i saw a copy too but didn't wanna waste my hard earned 400 bucks on our aba/chinesse piracy collabo.
As Odada said, season 4 premiered quite recently so It "can't" be on dvd yet (here's underestimating the chinesse prowess).
After friends, desperate housewives is the next best series to happen to me (comedy category)

Abi o, i saw the news clip and she was so pitiable and awwww men.
I totally love Marion Jones but she got caught so

With 60,000 you don't even make up to a million naira per annum so when are you going to start living your life? as we all know, money makes the world go round.
We know it is not easy but those making it are making it big regardless of the 2.1 issue. So dream big and NEVER settle for less.

There's absolutely no reason why anyone should accept such a job especially a 2.1 graduate that's except you can't defend the attainment of that grade. what's to be done with 12,000 men that's not up to scratch, i'll rather fry puff and shit on the roadside.
Take a stand and work hard towards it (prayer and jazz: whichever works for you), something would come along soon enough. Better still try being self-employed.
A company that is willing to pay that low has no use for your peculiar skills and is sure to work you whole body to the bone.

R. kelly feat. Ronald Isley - Downlow.

pheesayor:
First it was a fatal accident that almost claimed his legs, then a robbery attack on his home and another one now, this guy don see hell sha ooo. Even if im offend person, these ones don do now, Haba!!!

I was touched when I heard this morning, despite my grudges against him, I still feel for him, get well soon jare.

@doctor b, are you really a doctor, if so I'll like to have a private discussion with you. My email is pheesayor@gmail.com or lambo3a@yahoo.ca. Holla as soon as possible

A fatal accident is what it is - FATAL.

No he hasn't o, i wonder what's holdin him up.

So am i.

eniola1310:
what's with u anyway?


Men's last name is shit now! don't u know ?
that's why when something happens, people exclaim "SHIT MEN"!

You are hereby knighten MA Shitama for that smart reply and given a lifetime membership of the women's liberation club, all benefits accrued.

I tire o my brother! Nobody has took me up on the taughting of tutorials.
I dey wait una

Me and my girlfriend - Tupac

Epele o, eyin oyinbo. what will those of us that doesnt hear english do? she na our fault say we no hear?
do horse one big favor, teach us tutorials. we dey wait you o. Ninglish

Indeed they are full of shit, shit and then some. But, they are a necessary evil and if you think i am wrong just pray to whatever you worship to delete them, their impact and whatever they represent from your hard drive and life.
Seriously though, i'll like u to give us the 411

Na-wa, Thank you, thank you, thank you!
@brownsilk, why the frown? Elaborate please.

A mutant monkey!
Keep the prize.

Sure, hurts my brain. What the f$%. was that?

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Fxck, you talking about Dissapearing acts with Sanaa Nathan right?. Actually, Snipes was giving her a head while she leaned on an opened fridge. Jeez, if i could remember, she was on a red bra and a red panty. . Menhn, i don watch films like crazy. That part could make an ordinary guy feel like a Jeez bucket. Abso-fucking-lutely sexy scene!!
[quote][/quote]Yeeeeeeeesssss, Disappering acts. But u bad o, u even remember the colour of her undies? i thought guys were not particular about the wrapping that they'll rather have the stuffing? I guess that goes to show that some guys do appreciate the effort we ladies put into selecting our underwear.

One finds every screwed situation in this country, i heard that Nigerian female lawyers are not allowed to wear trousers! Any1 that tries to take away my pants will be castrated, decapitated and emasculated .
How can Adeboye say ladies shouldnt wear trousers? I have nothing to say about the MOG yet.