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Konari have u called 111 in a while?

Was your call answered?

Reply and i'll holla back.

Rebellious:
Black and naturally blonde? lol. Girl pull them ugly weaves off. Be proud of your rich black hair like I am.

Each to his own.

darkey:
either that or dey just fit the description, i think it's fun though but i do know that it's not true. u sound intelligent

Is that a pick up line gone wrong? I don't think intelligence has come into play at all.

Now don't we have that painting somewhere in this house?

kronkykay:
clem i tire oh!

apart from those puppets dey used in advertising FAYROUZ drink, have u seen another black and blonde before or even after.

Now that Fayrouz commercial is particularly ugly!

Clemcykul

presido1:
So they will not spread me on my wedding day? They are joking

Sure you will get 'spread', by your wife and in your bed! 

Kobojunkie:
You mean mamaput has been banned from mistakenly rubbing oil on her naira notes?? the old woman down the street from our place has been banned from putting her money in her bra and soaking up in all her sweat ?? HOW this I  got to know,  how is this ban enforced?? I mean how many people have been arrested so far for this??

Arrests might not have been made yet but HUGE awareness has been created and that is what really matters in the first place.
Spraying of the currency is 'one kain' but i love it. An owambe just isn't one without it. I won't miss it though, it makes you spend stupidly the thing be like weed.

@ Pahtahkee you want to mu si mi lori abi?
I'm still mad at ya!

@ Kronky There's no wig involved, we're talking au naturel here believe it or not .

@ Cuteness, there's no smoke without a fire. It must have ben observed over time that quite a number of blondes are dumb.

pahtahkee:
Well, I just stay on to keep the boredom and stress of reading off jare. You know me Well I hope you are preparing seriously for the 3 weeks. At least you do use that to slim down small. Yeah orisirisi for nairaland oh.

Missed you though.

I can hardly wait for the three weeks, person don dey grow grey hair for house
As per the slimming down , abeg no let people think say my size dey astronomical o as i still dey find nairaland husband

Well i just took a semi break. I've been on reading stuff just not contributing. I see you've been real busy, new name and over 300 posts already (i never fit)!
Nairaland is popping o, new cliques and orisirisi other stuff.

Still on baby boy.

ahn ahn, I'm black and blonde but I'm not dumb. Stop harrasing us blondes ok?!!!
Enough of this dumb blonde jokes they aren't funny anymore.

I like your spirit Fntekim

@ Seun -
1. Do we have any issues? 'cos i dont think my post deserved to be called 'unsmart'

2.I didn't open my mouth to do anything, helloooooooo, i'm using a computer here.

3. Seems your brain is filled with so much criticism, ur brain naturally thinks any post criticises.

4. There's ABSOLUTELY NO nice way to tell a fat person he/she's fat. So you think ur suggestion was a nice one? News flash- She's Size twenty, she'll know why the suggestion came up.

5. YOU are unsmart and don't think. Stuck up, arrogant 'sillyramus'.

@dot2002- right on!

A size twenty must know she's too big for tight clothes perhaps she just wants to liberate herself (though this kind of liberation she can do without).

There's no nice way to say such a thing, so just tell her what you think, IF you have to.

Where in the bible or koran did God say "Men, u go with trousers because you have 2 legs and women you go with skirts because ur two legs are actually one and you don't need to be comfortable"?
Let's stop being myopic and let's leave our ancestors' views behind.
This issue is an overflogged one and i really hate to type so whoever has any problem with the above should go look his/her bible up. Properly.

@ iice - i actually like it but just the thought of those ugly looking things (hollywood aliens indeed) grosses me out, i guess i'll just have to take my mind of its "alive form". (still had sum this morning, lol)

@ omoge 25 - we get it in Nigeria in mixed food form, it's all diced up with other seafood so u can't really tell from it's shape.
i prepare it into some kind of sauce with vegetables like green peppers, spring onions, carrots etc and eat it with basmati rice or irish potatoes.

All you advocates of plastic surgery, u see why u shouldn't undergo such? See as hin breast still tanda, Angelina own sef don flat pass this one.

Seriously is dat sumone's grandma? Or E.T's grandma?

Ok, i've been eating calamari for ages now, never knew what it actually is and didn't think to find out until tonight (i'm usually more inquisitive). My friend

warned me about it sayin "what you don't know wouldn't hurt you." Did i listen to her? NO!

Well, i googled it, only to find out that calamari is actually SQUID!!!

I feel sick to the depths of my stomach. Who the hell thinks these things up? SQUID!!!

I'm avoiding strange names from now. SQUID!!!

well, I hope you enjoyed it?

Cos dis is the last time your willy will rise!
signed: atampititi

I ban Toyinrayo for sleepin after school.

I ban myself for this jobless state i'm in.

And again, i ban you for jumpin in.

U too ravenzord

I ban you for finally gettin it and easing up, also for not realising ravenzord typed LL's.  

(my tongue is about to fall off, been sticking it at every1 )

I ban u for not waiting for my defence

Ubamu2029 LOL

I ban you for having a small brain.

@ravenzord i ban you for your toothy grin

@ moody i ban u for banning you abou three times already.

I'm gonna chyke u!

Ban you for having the dick i can suck

Toyinrayo - and how can you tell? i'm an old woman o!

moodylady i ban you for acknowledging ARNOLD (here;s the reference again what u gonna do?)

I ban EVERYBODY cos i feel like it, hahahaha                  

@ moody lady i dont wanna ban u again!  

Swthrt Arnold - Honestly, i dont have time for your kind of shit.

@toyin rayo I no understand that yoruba o

Am i too fucking slow or what? Moody lady u said it all.

Samix i ban u for interruptin

Oh hell no!  YOU too Toyinrayo. i dont believe this

Really,

you guys should see my dilemma. everytime i hit reply, i get a WARNING.

It happened again!

I ban you for havin a dry sense of humour. I posted too didnt i?

@Toyinrayo come and sanwo oruko o

@ Moody lady, I ban you for jumping in again. lol babe

I ban you for jumping in before i could ban Arnold1 for being jobless and posting in this thread!

@spora, a pretty exhaustive list you have there and really close to mark i might add. Good job.

People, be proud of your movie heritage even if it bores you to the point of madness.

And why do we have a lot of girls here denying watchin Nigerian movies? It is a fact and final year theatre arts students could actually use this as a research topic - Nigerian girls and nollywood movies: the good, the bad and the ugly.

I don die! been lukn 4 this isht for a while now. Offunneka!