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LiteratureRe: I Have A Crush On Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie by tollu: 12:46pm On Jul 14, 2007
@doyin 13, Chimamanda's my great grandmother's brother's cousin's sister's friend. I could hook u guys up tongue tongue tongue.

davidylan:
i wouldnt have a crush on her if i were you doyin13. Imagine having to endure all day talking only about phonetics, books, awards e.t.c. You think she'll have time for grandslam tennis? grin
I'd rather have a regular woman who is at least much more beautiful and has more to offer than being a famous writer. Sometimes i think such achievements are over-rated. Gimme the average woman anyday, we can fight over remote controls and laugh over how we murder English language! That's way more fun than a purple hibiscus.

What am i going to do with half of a yellow sun?
Here's a man after my own heart. What's to be done with half of a yellow sun indeed! We can do all that u mentioned and more, eat indian and chinesse food, with all the garlic and other unmentionable spices, fart in each otha's faces grin grin, drink gallons and gallons of beer (other types of alcohol included) and gist about all the bad belle we have for celebrities. smiley You need more than an average woman sha o!
Jobs/VacanciesH by tollu(op):
Done
BusinessRe: If You Are Overpaid By Your Bank by tollu: 9:08pm On Jul 06, 2007
When i saw the title of this thread, i was like 'there's no way i'm gonna return free money' but the response of some people got me thinking-and i like to believe brought out the inner me. There's no way i'm gonna walk away with someone else's money cos i believe strongly in the law of karma. If my account is overcredited, that's another thought for when i'm richer. wink
PoliticsRe: MEND, NDVF, And The Rest Of Them Are Mere Criminals by tollu: 8:12pm On Jul 06, 2007
desertboom:
So what do we do to stop this problem that has eaten deep so much?
we get on our knees and PRAY, PRAY, PRAY. The situation has really gotten out of hand and what makes it even worse is that these guys are backed by the top echelon of the society. With every kidnap/kidnap attempt, millions of naira exchange hands and believe it or not it happens every other day. These guys have so gotten used to their life of luxury that it's so scary 'cos getting them to stop it is goin to be like squeezing water out of a stone.
EducationRe: Greates Oouite! Have U Heard That Osu Will Resume By End Of June by tollu: 7:49pm On Jul 06, 2007
I too love OSU, we too much! bad belles abeg make una hol una side ki eto run down.
FamilyRe: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook? by tollu: 9:17am On Jun 17, 2007
cool Good morning every one, I am a women's Liberation representative and i am here to seize the mouths and dicks (probably use them as spatulas) of all men on this board insisting that women must cook!
Jokes EtcRe: Wife's Software !1 by tollu: 10:00pm On May 29, 2007
How do people come up with these things? i luv it.
FamilyRe: What Kind Of Mother Is This by tollu: 9:46pm On May 29, 2007
I totally agree with cute ass, sum kids could be hyperactive and it takes a super human mum to keep up with them. But that kid must be havn the greatest pains at the moment. ouch! here's an example of a crazy mum and the question shld be directed at her:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHxjbWEDWWk
RomanceRe: Why Is It Nigeria Girls Do Lie ? by tollu: 6:56pm On May 29, 2007
@samsilo, the question wasn't thrown at u alone. So no dey feel like analyst . tongue
RomanceRe: Why Is It Nigeria Girls Do Lie ? by tollu: 5:45pm On May 29, 2007
Chicken an egg situation indeed. Bt i was wondering, is it only NIGERIAN girls that lie?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Honorably by tollu: 5:33pm On May 29, 2007
Abi o!
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by tollu: 5:17pm On May 29, 2007
@shadyshaz, sorry abt that. someone sent it to me in an e-mail so i really don't have any information abt it. Hit me up on my yim sum otha time perhaps i cld send u d whole thing.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by tollu: 9:18am On May 29, 2007
tsk tsk tsk tsk. lipsrsealed
InvestmentRe: Stocks That Can Make You Rich In 2007 by tollu: 7:28pm On May 28, 2007
Dis Guy:
why do i get irritated when people start worshipping another person undecided

Warren is a Genius but please ease up a bit abi
Na wa o, if u can't apprciate people u should just keep urself to urself haba. Nobody's worshipping anybody and if they are he's worth it!
LiteratureRe: Who Is Your Best Novelist? by tollu: 6:39pm On May 28, 2007
apocalypse:
I'll pick a number of writers with their best write
but my personal favourite would be Micheal crichton who has written more than 5 of my favourite books/films
Sphere,Jurassic park,Congo,Timeline and Rising sun.By the way you guys should check out Congo and Sphere,very good films.
My God, i LOVE sphere!
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Without Makeup: Pic by tollu: 6:34pm On May 28, 2007
She sure looks better than sum people do even with their best make-up on. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Muslims Why?! by tollu: 6:21pm On May 28, 2007
deeni:
I believe YOU!, need to get your facts right. The Palestinians have lived on that land for generations .Israel was only created out of that land for the Jews of Europe as compensation after WW11. Even the Americans,the Zionists( Note that not all Jews are necessarily Zionists) and the Europeans acknowledge this! That's why the[b] hoax of the Holocaust [/b] still persists. If the Americans and The Europeans had RESETTLED them in Europe, perhaps this world would have been a better place.
HOAX? shocked
InvestmentRe: Stocks That Can Make You Rich In 2007 by tollu: 6:16pm On May 28, 2007
Here's sth to spur all you shares aficionados on:

WARREN BUFFET

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with warren buffet, the second richest Man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

He still lives in the same small 3 bedroom house in mid-town Omaha , which he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.

His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the ceos of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.

He has given his ceo's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: do not forget rule number 1.

He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch television.

Bill gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill gates did not think he had anything in common with warren buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and bill gates became a devotee of warren buffet.

Warren buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself .


Sounds eccentric? I guess that's what makes him tick. smiley
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by tollu: 5:24pm On May 28, 2007
Thank u jare. smiley
LiteratureRe: Ever Read Jackie Collins Novel? by tollu: 5:11pm On May 28, 2007
Seconded.
RomanceRe: Pregnancy After Mensturation by tollu: 9:58pm On May 27, 2007
Sum girls could even see it 4 close to 5 months, bt a vigilant girl who knows her body would know there's a deviation from the normal flow. as Omo Eko said, it'll be lighta.
Music/RadioRe: West African Idols: Season 1 (2007) by tollu: 9:14pm On May 27, 2007
I'm so happy! for 1ce i've seen a nigerian contest that wasn't tainted by cheating and its agents. Timi sure deserved to win and i'm lovin his new single already. yipeeeeeeeeee.
PoliticsRe: Bush Refuses To Meet With Yar'adua by tollu: 1:56pm On May 27, 2007
Let's face is, the USA is where the world power is located (*ducks*) and most countries wait for a pat on the head from its present leaders and Nigeria isn't excluded. @paccino, true talk.
PoliticsRe: Should Churches And Mosques Be Taxed? by tollu: 1:49pm On May 27, 2007
@Bushfellow i concur. Give unto ceasar,
PoliticsRe: Progressive Taxation And Exam Score Redistribution by tollu: 1:37pm On May 27, 2007
Talkin to me? Seun pls leave me and Donzman alone o what if i was tryin to hit on him?
EducationRe: One Thing About My Higher Institution! by tollu: 1:33pm On May 27, 2007
OOU - we got the BADDEST girls. grin @Topic pls keep ur kids away 4rm that place until 2099, should hav improved.
LiteratureRe: Your Favourite Book Of All Time by tollu: 11:39am On May 27, 2007
@Doyin13, serious reader!
PoliticsRe: Progressive Taxation And Exam Score Redistribution by tollu: 11:37am On May 27, 2007
I get what U r sayin bt u aren't phrasing it right. Perhaps u don't have the 'literary energy'? cheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Man Shorter Than You? by tollu: 11:21am On May 27, 2007
Hmmm, his lipsrsealed must really be "eye-popping huge" for you to draw your conclussion based on his grin
[quote][/quote]oooohhh *[sub][/sub]smackin lips* do tell please.

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