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bigl: Get etisalat huawei e303 modem. Unlock it and buy mtn night plan (3gb for 9t plan + 1.5gb that can be used 247).

The modem is about 4k at etisalat office. The mtn night plan is 2k5.

I'm using it to update my ipad2 ios. The network u use largely depends on the strength of the signal in ur area.

. Can I use bis on it so I cn get 3gig for 1k

After the brief dry season the peak of this rainy season is fast approaching and I have devised some points in preparing your car for the rainy season
1.Dont waste your money in washing your car,@ the peak of the rainy seasons we will xpect lyk 8 thunderstorms in a day...so let the rain wash the car for you. And due to the bad roads in Nigeria..your car will get dirty again so there is no point in washing your car. Also washing your car with money isn't worth it because it witll get muddy
2.spread some newspaper on the floor of your car or if you want to be more fancy. Use cardboard. Because whether you like it or not you will have to pick up people and odds are they have muddy shoes on and the mud could seriously stain your foot mat also you can use this to reduce the age of your car if done always because the interior will be neater
3. (a little bonus for yourself)Always keep an umbrella at the back of your car because it's not usually funny if heavy rain gets you when you are still in your car
4. During the peak of the rainy season. Mornings are always cold. You can save energy and fuel by rolling down your glass and switching off your ac
5. Always drive slower during the rainy season especially if your road is bad. driving fast will cause a build up of mud under your car and when it dries. It will increase the weight of your car and this will burn up more fuel
6.service your car. You will need to service your car because no no would want their car to break down in traffic underlain or in a water logged area
7. Avoid muddy/bad roads. Its better to pass a road that is longer than a shorter road that's bad.you might think this vice versa but it's true it's not distance that ascertains your fuel consumption. Its the energy used so passing ditches and portholes takes a lot more fuel than you think.
And driving on good roads also gets the mud hiding under your car

8. Car drivers with diabetes, blood pressure, asthma or illness for which they take prescription drugs, should keep a stock of their medicines in the car.

9. Please top up your fuel so ur car dosen't run out of gas on the road when fuel stations r closed

10. Exercise utmost caution. Road conditions during stormy weather may confuse drivers. So drive a bit more slowly so you can react better to road conditions and what other motorists will do. Heavy rainfall reduces visibility
11. Anticipate when you need to make a full stop. Wet brakes are troublesome because they won't work as efficiently when you step on them. Step on the brakes lightly even though you're still within a safe distance from the vehicle in front of you. Then gradually increase pressure until you make a full stop. After going through a puddle, gently dab on your brakes repeatedly to dry your rotors. This will prevent you from skidding or losing control.
. Your additions/comments/questions are welcome

rattlesnake: illuminati

. Illuminati ko ilumushin ni

I need a personal internet source (modem) that is affordable,fast(in akute.lambe area of ogun state)and has cheap data plans

mainheart: Enyeama don't go now ooo, may we look for ur replacement first.

. Another usian bolt-good for a year. Bad for the other and blames it on old age. Dnt be shocked wen enyeama turns out to be on 03

nathan D: Thunder fire dat ur pot belle keshi 4 pointn accusing finger on d only nigerian player on d field.u beta retire nd pack ur stupid idealistic players along #mike#yobo

. I think enyeama was nervous and had too much tension. He came out unnecessarily on many occasions in the match including the corner kick

Durrh*in jennifers voice* isn't it obvious. all smartphones made by blackberry,android and worst of all apple.or let me say 'most' not only phones but also social networks. When people will accept terms and conditions without reading. I mean. Come on,its like signing a contract without reading what is there . Their aim is to spy on people for example in siri (apple's voice command system) they have to right to record your voice/command,send it to their database and store it. Yeah,its true...that's why you need internet for it to work. And in facebook they have the right to access all files on your computer even the ones with passwords. So all your 'secets' and files can be accessed and stored by them. SO....BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!! They are watching us

First of all if u go to google.com in nigeria it automatically redirects u to google nigeria so u technically use google nigeria. Nd dosent it seem racist thah they only show it on nigerian google becos if its lyk us independence it appears evriwhere

Tecno abi wat do they even call it es just a rubbish fone......don't get wat people even see in it.After using android os ..its still the same tecno that is always outranked to other sensible phones eg iphone,blackberry,lumia.samsung,xperia. Those are sensible fones that tecno is just like a baby to them. So they should carry their phantom nonsense to make mouth mstcheeeeewwwww

Dude. D game is not out.its comin out for xbox nd ps3 on sep 11. Sadly. Buh d actual date is nt yet confirmed buh it wuld be less than 6 months afta d ps3 nd xbox release

I live in akute. Nd d state of darkness is very excellent #joke tins
,we r paying money naa. Wetin happen

Bonaguy: [img]http://4.bp..com/--MDK_yEUogg/UXGCOzEZkGI/AAAAAAAAJI8/Ujaka_oeYaU/s320/%253D%253Futf-8%253FB%253FY2hhcmx5LkpQRw%253D%253D%253F%253D-703284[/img]

Charly boy and his crazy style. Really going crazy!

http://gistmetro..co.uk/2013/04/charly-boys-new-crazy-hair-style.html

. tcheew confirm were. Shey d tin fit ▴ӎ,,, come dey tink sey e beta pas I'm former hairstyle

Mmm.....................this Ȋ̝̊̅§ soooooooooooo fake. Kardashian has millions of followers. This person just haves like 2000. If it waz real ,dnt ʊ fink d whole world wuld av erd by now........................nd †φ confirm i checked all ha rreal tweets within 100 days nd nofin Ȋ̝̊̅§ der

Louis007: Banky W had some free time on Sunday, away from home and work, and decided to spend it with fans on Twitter.

He got cozy with fans answering all questions and replying to all mentions as much as he could; mostly lauding him for a great work done on the still-selling R&BW album.

What caught my eye however was the part where a fan asked Banky W; “Do you ever get tired of hearing how handsome you are?”

I’m sure ‘@TheNubianQween was disappointed at Banky’s response. She’d be expecting something sweet, or just a ‘thank you’, but Banky W replied with; “I get tired of hearing how big my head is.”


I’ve heard folks say in the past that Banky wears a cap always because he’s got a big head. Come on guys!


http://www.informationng.com/2013/03/i-get-tired-of-hearing-how-big-my-head-is-banky-w.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
OIL PRINCEE..COM

. This Ȋ̝̊̅§ soo fake, i once saw bankyw himself in vi nd his head waz normal nd this Ȋ̝̊̅§ clearly photoshop

[quote author=babe_online]=========================================
it is in the jokes section but it is true. the pope is now a muslim. You can check it out on youtube. A very strange event.[/quote]. Lies.lies.lies. Youtube lies a lot just lyk dey sed rihanna Ȋ̝̊̅§ dead. Nd that's too much Asin pope being muslim. Don't ʊ even watch news

jhydebaba: If I receive instructions from my oga at the top.

. Guy wetin do ʊ nau......free d man,sey ʊ wan spoil I'm lyf. Even ʊ sef y ʊ dey use google when ʊ don't no website

midetinz: HOLY SEE – In a shocking press conference Sunday, Pope Benedict XVI revealed to the world that he will be stepping down from the Catholic Church’s highest office. “Through prayer and reflection over the past years,” the world’s holiest man began, “I’ve realized that Allah is the one true God.”
Amid clattering camera shutters and roaring reporters, Pope Benedict patiently answered questions, citing traditional Muslim folklore as well as passages from the Qur’an to explain his decision. His session was interrupted only once, when he swiveled South-East to face Mecca, stooped to the ground, and recited the Asr, one of the five daily prayers central to Muslim belief.
The startling reversal comes as a shock to many familiar with the Pope’s policies on Islam. “Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached,” the Bishop of the Vatican famously said of Islam in his 2006 lecture Faith, Reason and the University—Memories and Reflections.
When asked about the quote, Pope Benedict sighed with good-humored remorse and chuckled quietly to himself: “Yeah I’ve regretted that for some time. But I was young and naïve… I see things much clearer now. Besides, I’ve always kinda liked the thought of having a sword. The Cardinals were a real pain on that one.”
When asked whether he would be reverting to his born name, Pope Benedict enthusiastically interjected. “I’ve decided to change my name to Sajjad Sayyid Ratzinger,” His Ex-Holiness explained. “I’m keeping my surname purely for logistical reasons, so my Facebook friends and Twitter followers won’t be confused.”
His transition hasn’t been without opposition. Hours after the press conference, a special Fox and Friends segment aired on FOXNEWS, featuring a picture of the Pope photoshopped to include stereotypical Islāmic features, including: a turban in place of his mitre, darkened complexion, black hair, and Arabic letters spelling out an endorsement of Barack Hussein Obama tattooed across his chest. Beneath the picture, the panel discussed the possible involvement of Pope Benedict XVI, 85, in 9/11. The segment’s title, “The Holy Heathen,” emblazoned the lower left corner of the screen.
This morning, newspapers nationwide featured an editorial by Bill O’Reilly detailing the parallels between the Pope’s “betrayal of God-loving Christians everywhere” with the “betrayal of the American people and the Constitution by Benedict Arnold, his liberal agenda, and his radical left-wing entourage.”


Source:
http://deadseriousness.com/dead-seriousness-news-pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-papacy-converts-to-islam/

. This Ȋ̝̊̅§ a serious lie.............wtf b.ʊ.l.l.Poo.

obakovich: Reports from the US has it dead lil wayne is dead.The rapper who is on life support had it pulled off.
Rip Wayne.

. Hahahahahahhaahhahah. Se lie ........sebi na ʊ kill am......

bcomputer101: Thou shall not kill...

Please safe this man from committing suicide...

. Xcatly......sey person no fit make mistake..................no1 Ȋ̝̊̅§ perfect. As ʊ dey even see obama. D guy dey tabon die. Even nicki minaj dey mes. Becos d guy no fit no 1 useless website ʊ don wan spoil I'm life just becos of a cheap laff