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You're so on point. There's this misconception amongst Nigerian women that, all you need to be attractive is having a massive ass only. You'll hear things like "our men love us with meat". BS!

We love CURVY not shapeless with a big ass. If your waist ain't fit (I'm not saying beyonce waist o, just no pot belly or flab), stop wearing tight dresses, it's repulsive. If you think nothing good is gonna come out from working out and looking better, it's your business. Just stop forming sex because of your fat ass.

Super vexed about this, just slapped a random guy. He's in shock.

Omotayor123:
I wonder oooo.




No money, no love jare.

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Seriously, money is not love buy it's an essential factor in love..


As far as I'm concern,
fvck broke niggas

You're not in the position to be picky.

Omotayor123:
I wonder oooo.




No money, no love jare.

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Seriously, money is not love buy it's an essential factor in love..


As far as I'm concern,
fvck broke niggas

You're not in the position to be picky.

My height, my thick eyebrows, my sexy waist

Luvdmx:

Funny sheet.

I don't get why guys wanna get out of the friend zone. Y'all heard of friends with benefits? It's the best. If you play your cards right, you can get some even when trapped in the zone.

Op, you also stated they like 'bad boys'. Lemme correct you, bad boys who are FINANCIALLY WELL-OFF. Unlike in Jand and Yankee where bad boy charms alone is enough to hammer babes.

In naij, money and status are the main deciding factors.
Go to park view ikoyi, stop a classy car with a young guy in it...old sef. Ask him, "i don't mean to be a nuisance but are you getting regular cooch?"....

Majority of guys want a relationship with sex or want a trophy babe to show off to the world. When a guy sees a well dressed Christian or Muslim woman, it's a turn off. Y'all need to understand that the ratio of men to sexy females is crazy low. Its like 100 guys to a fine babe. Can you blame them for being selective?

Now the ratio of confident, good-looking, financially stable guys to sexy girls is more balanced.

Yahoo-yahoo guys, corrupt politicians , fraudsters are getting EXCESSIVE love. 'Excessive' as in, it's wasting.

No one wants to settle for less and the average guys are suffering because they can't lower standards to the razz, poorly fashioned, out-of-shape, bad weave-on, bitter women that are a larger percentage of naij women.

wiringdpt:
Eeya kpele, contact an Ibadan man for tribal marks. That might help

Your idea make sense die.

kwencypresh:
u wish

See how she started her hard-to-get game low-key from her 1st comment, so I'll ask for her impression about me and then she'll give me ela. The 1st female...LOL. See what I mean.

AirborneLacer:
So I'd have to feign so low just to initiate a break-up?

Asking for call times and crying? This is absurd.

I care so much about my reputation, so begging and crying prior to the break-up is more like building up stories that she would get to share with her friends.

Aint buying this approach.

You're probably one of those over-the-top serious guys. You don't have to take it take this seriously, it's just A FUNNY IDEA.

And btw, if anyone actually pulled this off including me, It's probably because he don't give a rat's ass about what some nosy girls will think about him.

CHIIIIIIILL!!!

Afrok:
Nice one but ITS OVER is enough for me. Why pass through those stress just to break-up when u'll probably pass tru another stress in getting a new babe.

I get totally u but imagine you had the time and energy to pull this off...it'll be fun, I swear. The laffs u and ur goons will have knowing fully well she's chopping.

Thanks guys. The idea just hit me at work and I thought I should share.

I know it's a weird question. As confident and attractive guy (NOT BRAGGING!) when I meet a girl, she usually sees me as a stud tryna use his looks to woo her so I don't usually get the vibe I'm looking for. She either starts forming hard-to-get or starts being too...nice. I'm not saying these girls want me to boink them or be their bf the instant they see me, rather, they treat me like those are my intentions. Damn it, not every guy wants to scotch your eggs. Chillax!

SO LADIES, how do I make it known at first impression that I just wanna have more friends? Any tips?

You know how frustrating a long and unexciting relationship can be. Plus, there are chick waiting to be boinked. It's like mental, emotional and sexual torture. Worst case is when the bae is still very much into you.

Follow these steps to end it without hurting her and feeling guilty. Don't rush all the steps together though. She must believe one step before going to the next.

Note: Only for naij girls.

1. We all saw this one coming. Tell her you are broke, ACT IT WELL (Watch Clemson Ohameze movies for tips) and nag about it a lot. Make up something like, you took a loan at your workplace or you made them lose a big deal and you have to work for a "long long long" time to pay up for it.

2. Constantly ask her for little things like N100 credit, change for transport (or ask her for fuel money), N1000 to help you eat for the week etc.

3. Let her catch you crying (figure a way), then beg her not to tell anyone. Tell her you were crying cause you don't see things changing soon.

4. Now, tell her how your friends laugh at you and mock you. You can get your friend to text you some humiliating strokings, then show her.

5. Start asking her if she still loves (I'm very sure she'll give you the "are you mad?" look). Randomly call her and beg her not to break up with you.

6. Start a serious argument, I mean, a really heated argument. A very recommended one is the "I know you're seeing someone else" argument.

7. Finally, after the argument, don't call her again. It's over, she'll not call you again either. She'll be happy not to hear from you again. If she calls you to make up...she's not Nigerian...and that's another ball game.

I know some of y'all will bash me but isn't it a f@#king memorable way to break up with a girl? YOLO!

When she leaves him, the dude will come on NL to make a thread, "my gf of 7 years left me because I couldn't make millions on time". Then, NL guys will be ranting about how she's a gold digger.

Trust me, only God can solve your problem. This is coming from someone who isn't even a strong Christian. Everyone is acting all Dr. Phil on you, giving you their predictions. How can you trust them with your life and act on their advices? YOLO!

Hilarious when ppl take these fake posts seriously. Some actually had their whole day ruined hating on the OP. Lolz

Every single one of you...............look like a bunch of housegirls. Go n fetch water abeg.

Jokes!

We haven't heard his own side of the story though. I've never heard a female admitted her faults in a relationship. You'll always hear:
- He cheated on me
- He was broke
- He was boring
- I met a better guy
- He was too nice
- He was too controlling
- He was too submissive
- He was clingy
- He was always unavailable

In fact, most women can never do anything wrong in their narrow, over-emotional minds. If he cheats, he's the bad guy. If she cheats, he wasn't good enough.
Trust me bros, it's a naive move to side a woman till the guy's piece of mind.

Too many plot holes in your story. Plus, I don't have that feminine quality of thinking otherwise, jumping into conclusions and taking sides.

I'm not saying he's innocent and she's guilty, all I'm saying is always hear both sides before we judge. #wisewords

Relationships with the "right person" isn't enough to make it work BUT...

A relationship with the "right person" at the RIGHT TIME has a better future.

You might meet a good enough person but sometimes the ongoing circumstances won't make it work e.g. doing serious relationship when the hustle is peak. The bae is complaining of lack of attention due to late hours, no phone calls etc., the guy is claiming she a gold digger cos she's selfishly demanding for shopping and seeing movies when it's inconvenient for him.

Niggas foolishly going into relationships cos of just knacks, chicks doing relationships cos she's too damn dependent emotionally and financially. What do y'all expect? Happily ever after? You are that stupid if you're optimistic in such a relationship.

Y'all need to start having a "work hard, play hard" mentality.

safarigirl:
FINALLY! Someone who gets it. Bless you for your superior intellect dearie

No worries. My advice, only reply reasonable contributions and constructive criticisms. Don't play their game.

All this coming to a thread to form smartass.The point of the thread is that women who have premarital sex should be responsible for the repercussions and not complain ignorantly. That's all you need to know, argue on that. Stop your bi.tch move of tryna use her word against her.

And when she meant "dipping your hand inside fire", she meant premarital sex. Do we have to break it down like you all are in Nursery school?

Why do y'all keep hyping yourselves about money as if its more than available in this poor country? You're indirectly gingering niggas to get rich anyhow they can and it don't work like that. I'm sorry but y'all have an illiterate mentality about money. Most of the richest people are where they are because they wanted to be SUCCESSFUL in what they had passion for. Money chased them, they didn't chase money. They gave the world what it wanted/needed and the world paid them back in cash.

But some nigga while come here blabbing about money...no wait, you just made it aware to me for the 1st time in my life that money give you the good life.

FUTILE THREAD!

Dude, ur so spot on. My female friends that have cheated were victims of 2, 3, 5, 8 and 11. Especially 5, the party animals. They're made for one night stands not relationships, I warned ur ass.

Fyi, he's dating a typical naij girl. Is there any other way to keep her?

I always tell my goons to leave after scotching her eggs. In pointless relationships it's all about who dumps who first. Don't be the pu.ssy, be the di.ck.

In Naij, your better off with personality, the economy is the worst.

Brothers, don't you find it amusing that a lot of naij girls be picky regardless of their looks? Countless times on NL, l'd come across a female say "Abeg Abeg! My man has to be rich and good looking o", niggas would try to put her in her place, she starts ranting "broke-ass niggas". Then I'd decide to check her pic and see the female version of Jay-Z. Hilarious!

Ladies, is it a trend now to calm you deserve the MDs, CEOs, the Don jazzys and the davidos? Y'all need to break it down for us.

You're kinda confusing yourself. Is a guy suddenly meant to respect a biatch because she allowed him to get some? call a spade a spade, she a biatch. With that being said, how can you say he doesn't know what he wants when he clearly WANTS SEX. which brings me to my point about the hard-to-get chick. Playing hard to get isn't gonna chase away all the guys that just want sex. It's only gonna attract the richer, more confident, more patient players that can make you spread your legs easy.

Look at it this way, you only gonna marry and spend the rest of your life with one guy. Enjoy the suspense will it lasts. Marriages get boring as hell, ask around.

rokiatu:
Just another regular di..ck

Ur sugar walls have probably lost its elasticity. The silver lining tho, childbirth would be piece of cake.

Ur welcome!

What pisses me off is when I come to a discussion like this and I see ppl saying "i'm an exception", "i'm different" etc. How do you affect the general issue? Is you being "an exception" gonna somehow solve the problem? Contribute your observations, ideas, solutions to the GENERAL CONCERN being discussed or get the f@*k!

With that being said, I think men are more logical creatures while women are more emotional. We all have our roles to play. Look at a family for example. The father makes the logical decisions while the wife brings in emotions to make him reevaluate he's decision. So, women are naturally involved in day-to-day issues that emotionally affect their lives or others (i.e. gossip). Hence, what they talk about must be something that excites them not exhibit their problem-solving skills.

FINITO!

Emodeee:
Wetin she get wey u no get? U r finer dan her jooorh. Oya let her come and live in nigeria with dis hot weather, she go worwor one time ni. Even under d hot weather, u still retain ya beauty.

You can kiss ass mehn, man up.