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greenstar:
I am so angry as I type this right now...

I subscribed for glo ten go for 2500..

I wanted downloading a file of 2.47 go..

Imagine glo left the file to download to 93% before seizing their network and the download stopped.. Now I have lost 4gb of data without doing anything.. .. Immediately this data finishes I will remove the Sim and put in my torchlight..
Useless set of people..

Please can someone give me adenuga's number..
Boomboclats

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It's a pity if only you had read my earlier post on the same Glo inefficiency issue... What I'd recommend is that you put your Glo sim in a blender, add some tissue paper and a glass of borehole water.... then blend, grind the sh1t to pieces!

Glo is now synonymous to APC- only good on paper. It's such a shame that this epileptic (my apologies to epilepsy patients) network has been sustained across Nigeria for almost 6 months now, yet rather than address it squarely, they are busy adding more sugar to the pigeon-water of deceit. They increased their data offer just to rope in more unsuspecting customers.

Port to other networks as fast as you can! Never you recommend Glo to even your greatest enemy. Or those with anger issues.

SlayerSupreme:
If he made a whole new stuff,it would go to waste. If he built this,he may be able to build an actual tricycle. Who knows?! If Nigeria produced and exported tricycles we'd be better off. Look beyond the toy and see the potential instead

Guy even cattle herdsmen can assemble a tricycle in a coordinated assembly plant. They don't have to first learn how to build prototypes like the one this kid built.

The problem of Nigeria is lack of electricity and good leadership.

Finally, as a little boy, didn't you construct anything? For me I did. Even more complicated stuffs.

olimsy09:

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4GB for N1,000? The same data most resellers hawk at a maximum of 2GB for N1,000?

Like seriously?

Oya let your customers post their testimony after patronizing you, or post screenshots of successful transactions, or else...

olimsy09:

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Like seriously?

dainformant:
A lady was shocked after she was helped by a guy who gave her money and didn't collect any thing from her in return including the "greatest" offer most guys would jump at even before mentioning it -sex. The boy gave the girl 500 Ghana Cedi (which is over N35,000) for free and didn't touch her when she came visiting. Below is the WhatsApp conversation between the surprised girl and the boy after their encounter.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/06/why-didnt-you-touch-me-girl-asks-boy.html

This is clearly a fabricated conversation just to draw cheap traffic to a blog. Op you should have realized this if you read btw the lines like FBI minded guys like me.

1) both of them spelling "thought" as "taught" is fishy
2) both of them using "jx" for "just" ain't a mere coincidence.
3) the entire conversation happened in about 15 minutes, which is realistically too short for any sane lady to type such sensitive responses which- in the real world- requires some careful thoughts over reasonable time. Also, 99 percent of ladies would give more than a minute's lag between conversations. No lady would be spontaneous at responding with such sensual and indecent offers to a guy. She would rather imply it.

Babysho:
The both of them spell "thought" as "taught"....it's the same person typing on both sides.

Just the same dude playing with two phones. Very unreal.

PunkyV:
No. It's enjoyable only when there's mutual interest & someone is mindful of boundaries. Respect goes a long way.

I quite agree with you.

goodfornothing:
What record have you set as a Nairaland mod?

I smell ban.

dominique:
The fact that you celebrate mediocrity shouldn't mean others should. It's such a pity that you and three other people that quoted me could not explain to me the exact kind of record he set. I read a topic that says a student sets a record by building a commercial tricycle. I excitedly clicked on the link only to see yet another assembly of scraps to create a toy/prototype that serves absolutely no purpose (definitely not commercial). There's absolutely nothing unique, creative or record setting about this, not worth government (or private) sponsorship imo.

Frankly you just shared my exact thoughts and reaction upon clicking this topic, thinking that I was in for a pleasant surprise.

And see the way the Op just highlighted the Igbo-Anambra stuff as if the dude just manufactured some novel sh1t.

I am from Anambra state and this thread is by far the silliest I've ever read in my entire nairaland existence! For fucck's sake, in JSS JET CLUB exhibitions, I built better sh1t than this crap displayed by Op, even as a JSS 2 boy!

This is an eyesore and I totally share your sentiments. I'm ready for the bullets from the "children" on this thread.

sixtuschimere:
According to Chidiebere Maduafor,a JSS3 student in Anambra constructed tricycle popularly known as Keke.He wrote.....

'Anambrarians no de carry last at all.This is a boy Ifeanyi IGWE by name, a jss3 student of st Raphael secondary school okpoko ogbaru LGA anambra state constructed a tricycle popularly known as KEKE'.


Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/06/jss3-student-in-anambra-manufactures.html

Common dude let's grow up and stop celebrating mediocrity! This is a toy and some of us constructed better stuffs as kids back in the days. It doesn't matter where we come from.

When I saw the topic I expected to see a full-sized, perhaps solar- or water-powered tricycle, only for me to see this crap. You folks don't know what is newsworthy. Or is it because of the advent of social media where every Dick and Harry considers every trash as news? I constructed better stuffs than this in my school JET Club Exhibitions as a JSS 2 student. We weren't in the news back then because these sh1t weren't considered as any rocket science feat. Just a young engineering soul in formation. Gosh!

Smh.

PunkyV:
LOL, not sex-crazed but must have a healthy libido No, of course I don't like them "just sex-crazed". We aren't gonna eat sex now, so I can't be dealing with someone who's only good for one thing, sex.

Though I've not been to SA but it appears from what you are saying here that you folks are "hotter".

What is the typical SA guy like sexually?

PunkyV:
Not really because it can make you feel unsafe being a woman around such oversexed dudes. They've been known to take it by force (some). I've been on a guy's shoulder once before, so I know how pushy & urgent some of them can be.

Very very unsafe my dear, I'm telling you because I'm a guy. It's very difficult for 99% percent of guys to reason well once their bluetooth is switched on. As a lady, never you get caught up alone in privacy with your "chaser". And you know how you ladies don't like to report rape.

UndisputedBosom:
Turn down a girl's request for just your number and they will secretly await revenge the day you will mistakely ask her for her number and she will pour hot coal on your body with her mouth.


But on the other hand, choose to have sex with a girl (she will secretly tag you a womanizer) choose not to and you will automatically become impotent in their eyes.

Waitin' to view their comments though

Hmmm I've heard a lot said about the impotency part. Some girls would wonder if you are dysfunctional, that's true.

So how do you prove that you are ok down there? You know Chics expect a "standing ovation" each time they switch on their bluetooth.

PunkyV:
I think I'd faint out of disbelief

At least not with the guys from where I'm from. They're very hyper-sexual & ever ready.

Lol guys are now Mikano generator- ever ready to power the estate.

Realone92:
It hurts them like Crazy, burning thru their veins ....she said " never begin a desire u can't satisfy don't even respond to my kissing i feel so cheap , am I that bad ? what's wrong "? Chuckled : I had no words to say ...muted

I left and she deleted me Facebook Whatapp avoided my calls and text .... The end ....

I said it! The category of girls that won't take it lightly...

monlawal:
There was this girl when we were in secondary school. Yours truly never had a feeling for her even for once. After graduation like 2 to 3 years passed and 2go messenger brought us together. We got chatting and one thing led to the other we started visiting each other. Without any ulterior motive i overstayed at her place because i was oblivious of the time and she did not remind me, so i slept over at her place.
Ladies and gentlemen when this dude laid his head on the pillow he did not wake up till the next day. At daybreak after exchanging greetings she said this to me "IN MY LIFE, NO GUY I HAVE EVER SLEPT ON THIS BED WITH HAS NOT ATTEMPTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME, MONLAWAL TODAY YOU NOT ONLY SHOCKED ME BUT SURPRISED ME TOO. I NEVER IMAGINE THIS KIND OF THING WOULD EVER HAPPEN RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES. YOU HAVE EARNED MY RESPECT, YOU ARE A MAN".
So reactions differ. Some girls would respect you for that and some would not take it lightly

That's quite remarkable bro. I think it all boils down to one's social experience. At least I know how some babes used to crash in my room back in the university. Just good friends whom we usually gist with late into the nights and then they'd just doze off. Next morning, life continues.

Some of us guys deserve disrespect from ladies because we constantly let our JT determine the direction our brain goes.

Beamborla:
Yeah! Even if I like am. The fact that he is not interested in sex is just so so beautiful. I mean someone is not all about getting inbetween your legs for once.

Seriously this comment got me thinking.

slyIsaac:
Lerrus act first na... Na acting dey lead to belle...belle to pikin... Oya kanilpe I wee put.......

Lol you no well o.

No lies o! This is confession time, lol. I've noticed that Christian values are gradually being eroded in our contemporary society and the most popular book on earth is no longer popular in our daily lives. Some of us have Bible apps on our smartphones but do we even open them? How often do we read the holy scriptures to learn about God's instructions and purpose for us?

When was the last time and how frequently do you read your bible?

ErnieSmallzz:
u need a video? Oya come lerrus act it

Hahaha you are really funny. If the dude wants to watch p0rn I'm sure he knows where to click on his phone.

foolinlove:
Why throw yourself at a guy? Once they get your v they leave anyway.

When a guy says he's not attracted to me there's onl y one feeling - RELIEF.

Are you saying you've never crushed on a guy before? Hmmm.

Beamborla:
Never thrown myself at any guy.
Never had any reason to.

Since I do the running, I would really respect any guy who shows no interest in getting down with me.

RESPECT. Hmmm sounds good.

slyIsaac:
Too long.


No video?

Hahaha video ke?

evegran:
You seem pained and terribly frustrated.
I hope that frustration follows you about and sleeps beside you at night, and wakes up with you and becomes your shadow.

I've expressed myself, and if it hurts you or offends you- please, consider suicide.

I'm still beautiful!

*catwalks away, feeling beautiful of course*.

...

evegran:
You seem pained and terribly frustrated.
I hope that frustration follows you about and sleeps beside you at night, and wakes up with you and becomes your shadow.

I've expressed myself, and if it hurts you or offends you- please, consider suicide.

I'm still beautiful!

*catwalks away, feeling beautiful of course*.

I admit my comment was quite rude and I hereby apologize and say I'm sorry.

Several years ago while I was doing my NYSC in Rivers, I had this little bit older lady crushing on me. I had met her while working as an INEC ad hoc staff and she was really nice. Because I was such a guy who was always busy at work and leisure, I didn't really notice how deep in love this lady was. I thought we were just ordinary friends.

Few weeks into our friendship, and after visiting her several weekends and having very nice social times with her little family (she lived with her cousin brother), she insisted on visiting me in company of her cousin brother. I obliged. But to my utter surprise, she showed up alone at the Corpers' Lodge. It was around 6 pm.

Once we got in my room and talked for a while, she was all over me, breathing hard. I was shocked and a little perplexed. Not to act like a "Jew man" I had to respond to her kisses but held back my hands. Hers were already wandering nervously around my back and then down my zippers.

I told her "No please we can't do this, I'm really sorry"...

She thought it was a big evening joke but I insisted. I explained to her that we were merely friends and, also, she should recall that she once told me that she's engaged to a certain guy. How on earth am I supposed to make out with an engaged lady? That was gross to me. She was really upset and disappointed and later left angry and sad.



The second time I experienced something similar was about 3 years ago when I came in contact (at my workplace ) with one very beautiful 19 year old girl. Something in me just accepted her personality as someone who has a lot of potential in her newest future. Yes I had a steady girlfriend so sex wasn't my motive with my girlfriends.

Because of this teenager's quest for tertiary education, and also because I noticed that she saw me as a role model professionally, I vowed that I wasn't gonna be amongst that stupid category of guys who feel like they must take advantage of any girl they mentor or help. I already had a very active sex life with my then girlfriend (who was a tigress in bed).

I spent some cash on this girl to procure JAMB UME forms, get a few books (she was really the studious type). In no time she started visiting my apartment. Am this type of guy that had a very mature co-educational social experience and so handling girlfriends were just as neutral to me as handling my male friends. This was one aspect of me my girlfriend found complicated.

However, the frequency of this girl's visit tripled I had to turn down a lot of her requests to visit. It wasn't long before she started literally asking me to date her, to which I told her I wasn't her friend for sexual reasons but that I just wanted to be of help to her because I was once in her shoes of need. I wanted her in my favorites contact list.

To cut this long story short, I found this girl waiting- unannounced- at my gate on coming back from my office one Friday evening. Of course she apologized for not calling and for coming this late. We got in, I left her in my sitting room and went in to bath and change (my usual routine).

After bathing I found this girl in my bed! So I started preaching again like another holy mallam, explaining to her that we should keep the status quo, I didn't want issues or to be perceived as taking sexual advantage of a very young girl who should be studying for her UME examinations. But all my talks ended in deaf ears, cos she just walked up to me, started kissing me and taking off her blouse. I just shouted "no!", left her in my room and went to my sitting room. She later came out crying seriously that she loves me and wants to be with me. It sounded Greek to me, seriously.

Well that evening was really challenging because she simply could not believe that I would refuse to sleep with her. As beautiful as she was. And as sexually virile as I was too.

The other similar incidents I've had weren't that close as these cases I narrated above, and they keep me wondering all the time how exactly do these ladies feel when a guy turns them down for sex/date... Is it a forgettable experience? Do they tell their girlfriends about it or keep it a secret?

Is it annoying, disappointing or just ungentlemanly? How would you react in such situations? Maybe this will help some of us guys understand women better and take win-win decisions...

Alki:
No matter what people say Glo rules my world

It depends on the nature of your world- a world of slow snails or a world of failed promises.

Or both.




Glo....slow with pride. Usesless crappy shitty network for the past 5 months now.

booket:
Guy easy oo.You never jam pretty-curvy hrtbreaker wia you go dy fear say guys dy gbadun am and on top she cum dy gave u conditions.

Lemme tell you something about the game of "love". It's all in the MIND. Yeah it's all about how you engage your mind. Ive never in my life ever asked a girl to date me. Quote me. And all the babes I've dated were always loyal to a fault. They all saw me as husband material as soon as we started digging. I always had the upper hand over ladies and trust me those babes were very beautiful.

If you go about town chyking babes (like teenagers often do) you would surely end up with a babe who thinks she's doing you a favor by agreeing to date you. Just do your job, be yourself, be unique, complicated, hardworking and dress to kill, and you will find your babe (even if she's Miss World) dreaming of bearing your surname...

My approach: I'm not every other guy.

Ogbeche77:
Wonders shall never end... This same pastor Adelaja that has been accused of banging all his female church members (single & married) in far away Ukraine is also calling the kettle black.. Sunday Adelaja also embezzled church funds running up to millions..

http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2012/august/prominent-evangelical-pastor-in-ukraine-faces-arrest/?mobile=false


http://www.christianitytoday.com/gleanings/2016/may/will-embassy-of-god-punish-sunday-adelaja-multiple-affairs.html

http://www.ibtimes.com/nigeria-corruption-caused-christian-churches-pastor-sunday-adelaja-blames-religious-2046170

Adelaja is a criminal not different from those he has chosen to call out.. Na today we know say Naija pastors be thieves.. Blame those gullible fools that have chosen to part away with their hard earned money

Wilt thou refrain from analyzing the messenger instead of the message?

Is the message true or not?

Are you holier or better than the messenger? Do you think it's a child's play to serve God. If you do, then why not go and run your own church?

booket:
Guy I like ur approach.Very matured.

Thanks.

This is how they make laws in Nigeria. They lodge in hotels and fucck all the little girls in Abuja. Then on Fridays and Sundays they wear big clothes and attend mosques and churches to deceive themselves.

In a Nigerian hotel they can grab any female staff and because of the poverty in the land, she will fall flat. Including people's wives and girlfriends. Yes! Lawmaking in progress indeed.

And the cursed Dogara was quick to rise to the defense of these 3 rabid dogs who thought Americans are so poorly renumerated that they would fall cheaply for some black monkey whose brain is wired directly to his pen1s...

And to think of how much these polithiefcians are paid just to fornicate all over town, is daunting to say the least... Bunch of ebolic cavemen!

Joel3:
Drake has achieved a notable feat by having the longest-running UK number one single since legal music downloads began counting towards chart positions.

The rapper topped the singles chart for an 11th straight week with One Dance, his collaboration with Wizkid and Kyla.

His continued dominance means he, not on-off girlfriend Rihanna, now holds the record for the longest-running chart-topper of the 21st Century.
Her 2007 song Umbrella was the last record to achieve a double-digit reign.

One Dance held off a midweek challenge from French producer Kungs, whose remix of Cookin' On Three Burners' 2009 track This Girl was at number two.

Justin Timberlake's Can't Stop the Feeling remained at number three, while Calvin Harris and Rihanna's This Is What You Came For was at four.
In a top five identical to last week's countdown, Drake and Rihanna remained at five with their collaboration Too Good.


Further down the chart, Adele's Send My Love (To Your New Lover) rose 10 spots to 15 - its first appearance inside the top 20.

Britain's Got Talent hopeful Calum Scott saw his cover of Robyn's Dancing On My Own rise 12 places to 16, while Bastille entered the chart at 22 with new release Good Grief.

Radiohead back on top
In the album chart, the physical release of Radiohead's A Moon Shaped Pool sold enough copies to hold off a challenge from Red Hot Chili Peppers' The Getaway.

The band's ninth studio album originally topped the chart in May when it was released digitally, but bounced back from last week's 85th spot to reclaim pole position.

Rick Astley's 50, last week's number one record, dropped two places to three, while Nottingham's Jake Bugg was a new entry at three with On My One, his third studio album.
Coldplay, meanwhile, saw their A Head Full of Dreams album climb one place to five following their recent four shows at Wembley Stadium.

www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-36625486

Who Drake epp?