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we the family of ****** and *******, heartily invites all to the wedding ceremony between their children mr.crazykid and miss Bluediva

venue: click here

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what Aqva has joined together, let no one put ASUNDER


dont leave here without pledging somthing for them and the laaad shall bless you richly

maybe

rice
kpomo
wedding gown
ring as the laaad lays in your heart

@michell88

bro send me an email, i need your number so we could talk more, i intend coming this weekend as only then can i get space from my work

me and my first baby- i call him salem

ntu mpe

oga seun don warn u abi

i know u like it, but dont worry, i am just proud of my baby days ok!




OMG

aus123:
Are we in semantic class in Nairaland?

What University did u , If u re pround of it.

Well, U have left the fundamental question and , abt the bush.

Can u paid 200k.

I will be have to borrowed u one my ride, Instead of this God forsaken Hyundai.

I can c u re not a man of class,,,,

seun please come and save me from this ODE , this guy na mumu o, RTFLMAO. . . . gaaad have mercy plssssss

this guy will kill me with laughter here. . . [size=28pt].O kpe[/size]

aus123:
I just made a simple request provide ur mobile no,

are you not that guy who posed like a female on romance section? , now i know, sorry for answering you SHE-MALE ughhh sorry i meant

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oh no, GBAN GBAN




wetin you wan use my number do, abi u be yahoo yahoo, ok take am 0809ja

;d ;d ;d ;d

aus123:
@ Seun

Sorry I am replying late, I was in a meeting.

I just to know ur stand on this.

If u re man enough, can u paid for him.

cant even write proper english, see why i said you are toothless. . . . rtflmao

my brother and friend you are an illiterate uughhhh sorry i meant brainless literate


which meeting you say u go sef, abi na bush meeting oh my God, i cant stop laughing

seun dont mind him

they say "toothless dog barks, bulldogs bite"

he fits in somewhere

aus123 wake up dear!


poster thanks for the call, pls lets hit more on my yahoo ad - sypakv@yahoo.com

i will need to come over this weekend to see for myself, am for real, believe me

expect to hear from you, and pls give me the number when you send me an email

@omolola,

bad girl i see

good girls gone bad

enjoy baby, but no break him heart o, just tear am

and how on earth did you know i cant afford it, mr cramp mouth


poster hit me quick, you car wont stay there for 1 wk i swear

how much?

can pay you N120K live for this one, if you are down hit me on 08063450509

am for real i swear

poster,

i am desperate of owning this stuff, but can only afford N200k live, if you are down, then hit me on 08063450509 ,

i am for real

i have often heard and seen the way folks criticize this man TB Joshua

Yeah yeah i aint member of his synagogue church, nor a follower of him either, but i was going through some of his work on the cable network, and some thoughts came to me which i want every true Christian to judge reasonably

One problem I have always had with this my denomination –Pentecostalism is the way we are always too fast to judge people without at least giving a rethink or a fresh think, we join the bullion van of critics and slander people and at the end give them a bad name to stick likewise


Read and judge this

1. A TRUE MINISTER IS A SERVANT TO THE PEOPLE, ISN’T IT?

he who must be the greatest must serve others

Matthew 20:26-28

26 Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant,

27 and whoever wants to be first must be your slave—

28 just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many."
NIV

This man gives money, alms, help, shelter, clothing to people as far as I know how many of our MOGs do really serve today?,They don’t yet they all open their mouth wide to criticise someone we all know and see doing just what the bible said



2. A TRUE MINISTER WILL BE ACCUSED OF USING MYSTICISM JUST AS JESUS WAS ACCUSED TOO, ISN’T IT?

Matthew 10:22

22 And you will be hated by all for My name's sake, but he who perseveres and endures to the end will be saved [from spiritual disease and death in the world to come].
AMP

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25 It is sufficient for the disciple to be like his teacher, and the servant or slave like his master. If they have called the Master of the house Beelzebub [Prince of Demons], how much more will they speak evil of those of His household. [2 Kings 1:2.]

Sometime late 2001 and all through 2002, you could remember the bickering between the G.Os of Christ Embassy(Chris Oyakhilome), Household of God (Chris Okotie), Synagogue Church (TB Joshua),. Pst Okotie accused the duo of pairing up and using mystical means to church administration, miracles, and Divinity. None of these men replied back as offensive/defensive, but rather kept a peace,then almost everyone in the system plainly believed and took side with the head of Household of God, I too took side I wont lie.

Now after some good yrs gone by, we can all see and testify of the levels and achievements of the trios (3 men I mean)


3. A TRUE MINISTER MUST PERFORM SIGNS AND WONDERS, ISN’T IT?

Luke 1:17-18

17 And these signs will follow those who believe: In My name they will cast out demons; they will speak with new tongues;

18 they will take up serpents; and if they drink anything deadly, it will by no means hurt them; they will lay hands on the sick, and they will recover."
NKJV

We know and have all read testimonies of Peter, James and John, Paul and Silas in the bible of the many signs and wonders they performed, now I asked myself, if this so called man we accuse of falsehood in the body of Christ,really perform all miracles we see where blind eyes are opened, deaf ears are opened, cripple walk and so forth then is it not a shame on CHRISTIANITY and our so called MOGs that they use almost the whole day praying against ordinary headache that yet still doesn’t go?., so since when did the “labeled devil” start performing witty signs and wonders more than the 21st century believers


There are so many instances I can start giving here but space wont permit me, if you feel the man TB Joshua is false state why and give reasons, lets learn and no more

@Omolola the poster

Baby what it means now is that you've just added +1 to your list of handsome mugus ehn?


na wa o

@Faakay

oomoh why u con pose like a girl na?, abi u b F*g?

i no talk anything o


^{me and my big mouth}

Superbrain:
3. The many others who charge unnecessarily on accounts and perpetrate other kinds of fraudulent acts on their supposed "esteemed" customers' account- OCEANIC, FCMB, [size=18pt]FIRST BANK[/size], ZENITH BANK, INTERCONTINENTAL BANK (their ATMs trap cash easily)

@superbrain,

my colleague, i must intrude a little here, on the issue of FIRSTBANK i strongly disagree with you, i have banked with them for like 8months counting and no day have i had a reason to complain

to me they are simply the best

me and my friend

for those weh want see me

Tonye, i must confess, you wowo well well oh, che'''''  when as a child u dey like this, i wonder hw u go dey now.

i beg show ur recent pik make we see

this is tony now, lol

thats me some 2* yrs ago

she says: love!

Me: what?

she says: can i ask you something?

i say: dont even think of it


^{i know she needs some more money}, _{after giving her yesterday.} . . . .^goosh _{sometimes i just wish} ^{women were never created} _{but what can a man do without them}, "they say money makes the world go round, but woman makes the ding dong go round"

nickybayo:
worst experienece was receiving a couple of torn N500 notes from banks wwhich was rejected when i wanted to spend them
i took it back to the bank to complain and i was told their's nothing they can do about that
and when i wanted to deposit it back to them, they didnt collect
isn't that crazy?

it is kurezy! goosh men we are in a modernised manipulation period o! God see us through

u enjoy am?

greetings to the home of great stars,

please i really want my felas here to help me out with the names of the latest VIRUSES and their antiviruses for 2009

@ poster - What about the camera that they claim record all ATM transaction? Can't they use it to trace the particular transaction? or is it that it is not installed?

my brother i was surprised that they did not have o, as far as i know its only ZENITH bank i have seen that camera stuff on

server34:
U are very wrong for using the term KNOWINGLY. Guess where some of the money that is put into d ATM comes from? From the customers.

U know what happens wen d ATM has so many hits, and is fast running out of cash (mint and clean notes from the CBN)? And at the same time, there is a lot of cash in d bank coming from traders and businessmen?
I'll tell u wat we do. We carefully sort out the neat notes from the cash deposits we receive from our customers to use for the ATM. It saves u d stress of waiting for the cash movers (bullion vans) and losing ur ATM customers. It also helps u reduce the amount of cash present in d bank for security reasons.

Guess How d sorting is done? There are no special machines yet for that, and it is done by hand. So all of the fake money came from the customers and not from the bank. And guess who bears the blame and pays for the fake money that a customer returns from the ATM? The same bank staff dat was responsible for sorting the money. And u know he is only human and possibly could miss spotting out 1 fake note from over 500,000 notes.

So again, u cant put the entire blame on the bank. And if any customer complains about a fake note, it is immediately replaced, the bank bearing the cost again.

And pls, to all of u that are using harsh words on me, take it easy oh. No be my papa get bank. I only worked there for about a year and some months, and moved on. I'm only here to share d wealth of experience I gathered for the benefit of banks' reputation. If u mention server34 in ur post again, Ma sepe fun eh oh. 

@server34

brother i will not agree with what you are trying to oppose Outstrip for, is it not the responsibility of the banks or bankers to sort out bad notes from the good ones, or what do they do there, if not to give costumers good service

the issue of exhaustive monvey from the atm is an overstatement, becos if i should judge by what u said, it means it is this same bankers that put the money into the atm, or arent they?, if yes, so who is to be blamed

javabeasns:
Beware of Oceanic, Zenith, [size=14pt]UBA[/size] and Intercontinental in particular. They love the terms "hidden charges" and "variable rates"

brother i think you are the 1001 person telling me abt the fraudelent practices in this bank especially UBA

i dont know whats with this bank that almost everyone complain abt them

@ Mr. server34,

thank God someone from the banking sector could really come to our aid here and answer some questions

I m the poster, first of all, i want to categorically state that i have never revealed my pin or password to anyone whatsoever, it may surprise you to know that even my parents and friends dont even know if i have an atm card so how on planet earth could someone hack my password or pin if not a "spirit" so help me out here.

infact to d more precised,the name of the bank is UBA

and my cousin sister once complained likewise, same with my dad

i ask the question, why must they always gove the flimsy excuses that we have revealed our password or pin, "if some are foolish not everyone is"

zesty:
Sorry.I am going to give names of banks and location to let them knw that there are zillions of problems with Nigerian banks

1) I paid in a cheque of 30k into Bank PHB(from a BankPHB to BankPHB cheque),Evo road opposite everyday supermarket.4 days later the cheque payment had not reflected.Even though that the cheque didnt go thru CBN clearing house.Not until my friend tried to cash the money from her acc 4 days later,they told her that there was insufficient funds in the acc.I had to go back with my deposit slip and showed them before we discovered that the "banker" that i paid the cheque to forgot to post.Even after 4 days!!

men this is very strange o, and you see them always business, but busy doing nothing

zesty:
2) FCMB G.R.A. junction.My NYSC acc was domiciled with the bank on Ikwerre road.Just before our passing out,i enquired frm them if i culd stl withdraw my money frm the acc even after submitting my NYSC ID card,and they told me that as long as my picture and signature is scannedinto the system, i can always withdraw.2 weeks later,when i went to FCMB,G.R.A. juction,they told i culd nt withdraw my money because i was no longer a serving corper and i was insisting that it was my money and i was told otherwise,a "gentleman banker" sitting behind the payin cashiers barked out sayin "who told u that its ur money?if ure nt careful i will work u out of this bank"!!!!

God have mercy, hmmm, i thought i am the only one who see them doing this, the most annoying part is that at first they tend to put up a smiling and friendly counternance as soon as the hold grip of your money, men you are on your own.

zesty:
3)Oceanic bank circular rd.I used their ATM machine and some funny looking N1,000 notes were dispensed to me.I went inside and asked one of the cashiers to pls check the note and found out that the machine dispensed counterfeit note to me.I had 2 threaten fire and brimstone b4 the cash officer (one very rude and patronizin lady) saw it fit to replace the money for me.

i dont really know this connection oceanic banks have with counterfeit money, my brother one time tried withdrawing some good amount from his account with this bank and the same was the case, if not for a friend we had with the bank we would have complained all in vain that day

zesty:
Really there are alot of crazy things that happen in banks that makes them look like certified thieves.Do you know that for a corporate acc that has online banking,BankPHB deducts the sum of N1,000 monthly just for having online access to your account?!!!!
So every month 1k out of the account.

These banks are just here to rip pple off their hard earned monies

with Bank PHB? God have mercy oh!