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Jokes EtcRe: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2009
thats true oh, maybe we should manufacture a toilet cleaner and call the name SCCO toiler washener, grin grin

men this is really funny grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 12:29pm On Jan 27, 2009
yes him still dey wait make u leave the toilet grin grin

SCCO baba grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Is Tuface The Most Featured Artist In Naija? by Tonyet1(op): 10:31am On Jan 27, 2009
some keeps citing timaya then how many collabo has he done, the ones i know are his collabo with

tushot>>

Jmartins>>

Duncan Mighty>>

and some local stars in P town like Frank d'nero, kokomiko


as far as i know that guy is a local PH champ thats all
RomanceRe: Nigga Please, Stop Calling Any Girl Ugly by Tonyet1(m): 10:27am On Jan 27, 2009
but the truth is even though we hear that no girl is ugly

but some are [size=38pt]SCARY[/size] shocked shocked angry
RomanceRe: Dumped By My Girlfriend Of 7 Years by Tonyet1(m): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2009
hey poster, comon stop drinking are you a baby to act like one?

this things must happen to everyone, its either we get the dose now or later

its inevitable!

aw can you be dying for a sardine in river benue when we have some cute star fishes, jelly fishes, gold fishes, and some sweet whales all in the atlantic

i go whip you if u cry again
RomanceRe: Am Addicted To Callin Him,hw Do I Stop,help! by Tonyet1(m): 9:56am On Jan 27, 2009
@poster,

babe i can say its really hard when your tender heart loves someone and that one does not love you back, but you must get somethings straight

1. you have a social problem, that is why u cant seem to hang around others, believe me if i were in his shoes i will do the same, because if a babe clinges to me too much and all for me, i bet you it could be boring, all i'll see is just a world of u and me alone, and u know how lonely the earth could be with that

2. mama says "never give your heart to someone who aint your husband/wife", to me i still believe the bedrock of every great relationship should be mutual (50%:50%), your guy dont love you anymore so that makes the 100% weight of the relationship hit hard on your mind and emotions, i have the same problems too, just at the inception of this year 2009, i broke up with my 3 yrs old relationship gf, and till date she still calls back but i try telling her its over, yeah i know it may be hard for her to let go, but then i still allow her wounds to heal by at least picking her calls, females are highly emotional, if it were the guys we could have only nursed the pains for not more that 1 month, but that aint the same for the chics i know!

3. he may b trying to help you unknown to you, when hesaid it was over with the both of you, but the problem is that you aint seeing it from that angle, he may be suffering from some psychological problems or otherwise that may just need him and him alone to solve wink


i wish you were around me , i will make you love life i swear

grin
grin

not what you'r thinking oh! shocked shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by Tonyet1(m): 3:09pm On Jan 26, 2009
[size=38pt]Romade [/size]

i don see the shoes weh u dey wear. . . . . rotflmao

Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Project Management Course by Tonyet1(m): 2:55pm On Jan 26, 2009
Bro

i cant seem to access anything from your web page, when i click on a direction tab, it show the information, then just 2 secs it goes blank

pls check your stuff again, because i really need infos
Music/RadioRe: Will Hiphop Grow In Nigeria? by Tonyet1(m): 2:36pm On Jan 26, 2009
to me i thing individuality exalits a particular genre over the other

it could be that in nigeria, a larger percentage of music lovers are all heck on afro hiphop and just a few loving rnb,

and with the way our undevelopment is, marketers only bend to where the thrill is not where the real is

its like $h!ver 'n' [oLd , not $!lver 'n' Gold grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by Tonyet1(m): 2:06pm On Jan 26, 2009
to my friends here Romade and Ben20001, cheesy

@gabrywyl

OUR QUEEN nice to know u r okay

oya romadeand ben20001, take this

romade u remember this your pix?


and ben20001, are u still with this your chic?

Music/RadioRe: Is Tuface The Most Featured Artist In Naija? by Tonyet1(op): 1:01pm On Jan 26, 2009
i think i will give the second most featured to the one and only baba Abolore Adegbola aka 9ice: collabo includes

lord of ajasa >>>

J martins>>>

tuface>>>

Asa>>>

Ruggedman>>>




feel free to oppose or drop you own list
cool cool
Music/RadioRe: Is Tuface The Most Featured Artist In Naija? by Tonyet1(op): 12:53pm On Jan 26, 2009
@khanye

brother dont u think we need some stats here?
Christianity EtcRe: Is This True About The Wailing Wall In Jerusalem by Tonyet1(op): 12:21pm On Jan 26, 2009
you can feel free to go through the link i offered here, and its got scriptural backings from ezekiel and other books

read before you post sir!
Music/RadioIs Tuface The Most Featured Artist In Naija? by Tonyet1(op): 11:58am On Jan 26, 2009
hello fellow music friends

whom do you feel is the nations most featured music artist

for me i think i will give it to Tuface, some of hos collabo includes

sound sultan-Ole

dare art alade- carry dey go

9ice- street credibility

Jimmy jat-?

Gospel artist-Chinwike

Kaha-heart robber


and the latest and most anticipated collabo with Jim Iyke of nollywood

so my question is, could this guy be the most featured artist in naija today?
Christianity EtcRe: Is This True About The Wailing Wall In Jerusalem by Tonyet1(op): 11:47am On Jan 26, 2009
mr moderator

dont you think u should at least have some reasons?
RomanceRe: Farting In The Presence Of Your Lover by Tonyet1(m): 11:41am On Jan 26, 2009
do u guys mean farting as in messing? embarassed

if yes, then for me its cool, but all the chics i have dated have never really done it in front of me huh

maybe it coud be that they are shy cry

but as for me, i dey mess on MTN per minute billing and thank God say na the only thing weh we no dey pay for kiss

if u shit- suckaway go full, u go pay to remove am angry

if u chop-u must buy food angry

if u dey naked- u must buy clothes angry

if u need sex-u must buy her credit/condom/chocolate first angry

if u need to bath-u must buy water/soap/sponge angry




but as for mess, na natures free gift, undecided

freely u receive, freely u should give grin grin
Christianity EtcIs This True About The Wailing Wall In Jerusalem by Tonyet1(op): 10:39am On Jan 26, 2009
over time i have heard and overheard people talk about the significance of a wall located in Isreal (Jerusalem),

now its been said that whatever request/prayers one makes standing head faced on this great wall must be answered


just last week, my aunty got a slot for pilgrimage trip to the holy land (Isreal) and before she set sail, people who could not make it all came to her with straps of papers with prayer requests of all sorts asking her to please put their need into the cracked wall when prayers go on there

and it got me wondering:

1st, from my MD at the office who had had 6 issues all girls, chose to visit that wall sometime early last year (2008) with a request for not just a male child but twin male kids and poooooohhhh just last week (january, 2009) she was delivered of 2 bouncing baby boys

2nd, it was said that Obama even visited that spot and a tip of his prayer request was to clinch the presidential candidacy of America, and pooooooh just some few months later the whole world marvelled

3rd, A famous pastor in Port Harcourt got a quit-notice to leave a land belonging to a landowner in Port harcourt, it was believed that the pastor took this as a request to God at the wailing wall and on his return the owner offered to sell the plot for him for virutally a give a way price



there are so many instances i have come across with people, and i felt i should drop this to know what we have as an opinion to this mysterious wall in jerusalem ( the wailing or western wall)



click here for more significance
AutosRe: Car Sale Posters: Do You Pay Tax? by Tonyet1(m): 9:12am On Jan 26, 2009
yes i am in desperate need of a golf 3 for that price

ur assistant will really be appreciated
Music/RadioRe: M.I Best Nigerian Rapper For Now: (true/false) by Tonyet1(m): 4:41pm On Jan 23, 2009
[size=58pt]I SUSPECT SAY NA M.I CREATE THIS THREAD WITH A DISGUISE IN  DA NAME OF DCLINQUE [/size]  
check it out
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Tonyet1(m): 4:22pm On Jan 23, 2009
what still baffles me is

why on planet earth will a thief escaping from being caught suddenly transform into a lazy goat that has no record for running
do goats run?





infact if i were the governor i will fire all the ekelebes and reemploy agboros instead





NIGERIA EKELEBES ARE JUST PATHETIC
PoliticsRe: Police Parade Goat As Robbery Suspect In Kwara! by Tonyet1(m): 4:09pm On Jan 23, 2009
i cant just imagine how the trial may go at the law court, should the goaty boy be tried

JUDGE: pls could the defendant identify yourself?

GOATY: meeee huuuuuu
grin

JUDGE: ok so meee huuuuuuu do you plead guilty for the crime accused you?

GOATY: neeeeeeeeeeeeeee

JUDGE: the innocent defendent pleads not guilty

GOATY: theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssssssssssssss








choi i no fit laff for naija and their police, if it were advance countries, or ordinary Ghana here, den go delete all those so called police officers






its really PATHETIC HERE IN THIS COUNTRY, I feel ashamed to even talk
AutosRe: Okada Ban In Portharcourt by Tonyet1(m): 3:27pm On Jan 23, 2009
well this ban in Port Harcourt i swear has made lives so miserable, commuters now have to treck long and unimagined distances to work, infact u have to see how our ajebota bankers dey camel with slippers to work while their shoes dey inside the bag


its that bad

also, life in PH is a two way thing, FROM HOUSE >>> WORK, WORK>>>>>>HOUSE, no branching again, all spots and bars are really suffering it




pls post this on the front page, make u hear our PH folks they really suffer
AutosRe: Okada Ban In Port Harcourt by Tonyet1(m): 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2009
oga seun, dont mind the mean moderator of the wrong section the topic must have probably been posted in

well this ban in Port Harcourt i swear has made lives so miserable, commuters now have to treck long and unimagined distances to work, infact u have to see how our ajebota bankers dey camel with slippers to work while their shoes dey inside the bag


its that bad

also, life in PH is a two way thing, FROM HOUSE >>> WORK, WORK>>>>>>HOUSE, no branching again, all spots and bars are really suffering it




pls post this on the front page, make u hear our PH folks they really suffer
AutosRe: Car Sale Posters: Do You Pay Tax? by Tonyet1(m): 3:17pm On Jan 23, 2009
[size=68pt]siena,[/size]

good day bro, you failed to reply my requst for a good golf 3, 1.6 engine i made request for 300k that you oblidge

please help me na, very important
AutosRe: Remember Dis Ride? Hala 92 Model by Tonyet1(m): 3:15pm On Jan 23, 2009
@Poster,

i swear i will pay 500k for this ride cash tomorrow/next tomorrow if you will bring it over to PH city its a bet
AutosRe: Petrol now N65 per litre ! by Tonyet1(m): 3:12pm On Jan 23, 2009
this news done old pass when i begin get teeth for mouth


what is the difference of N5 even when it was on N70 we at Port harcourt were all busy paying N100 already and N120 in most places

now its been reduced it still doesnt make a sense to us ovcer here, we have been used to shaking hands with both the hands and feet
Jokes EtcRe: Niggers! by Tonyet1(m): 12:37pm On Jan 23, 2009
huh
Jokes EtcRe: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 12:34pm On Jan 23, 2009
SCCO, and Roman day, and angel gabriel


wetin dey do una sef
Jokes EtcRe: A Lesson In Church by Tonyet1(m): 12:19pm On Jan 23, 2009
SCCO bobo how far? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: What Do Women Want? by Tonyet1(m): 11:55am On Jan 23, 2009
OpeLovely:
Love,
affection,
attention,
communication,
to be listened to,
not to forget her important days like birthdays,
give them gifts once in a while,
cook once in a blue moon,
do your laundry at times,
show them off to your friends,
not compare them with a busty/bustier girl,
kiss endlessly,
and give them money once in a while.

N.B. These should ofcourse be done in moderation!!!!!!
i feel like pinching your fat a$$. . . . . nonsense

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