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strange things are happening oh, na wa 4 relationship oh, well u see what they talk about sex and its soul connection, even though feminine ego wont let her losen up to call you, but her soul still loves you and i guess is the same for you too, that was why u called her, its happened to me too although in a different way

gudgocio:
i need a girl! thati s between the ages of 21 - 23 years old, she must be beautiful and down to earth and also she sholud also live in Lagos state. in caes any one is interested plz do send ur pics and reply 2 idinma_goodness@yahoo.com

bro they dont get a genuine chic that way, anyone who falls for this offer  could be way too cheap to a guy like you, follow some recipes up here they might help

i swear sometimes i doubt if this ministers are really studying the scriptures anymore, well i aint surprised though because the good book said "in the last days men shall be lovers of themselves" signs of da endtime

Get a Guy/Babe this Xmas, with this tips!

i don't get my stuffs from the internet like some folks insinuate, just a long time of practise, they say practise makes one perfect

there'd never been any time to get a hot chic like christmas, "afterall everyone's looking for love", "afterall[b] someone[/b] needs a gift of love"

Tip1: your wardrobe

the yuletide is a season of newness, let your wardrobe fuss a new personality of yourself, look new, look neat, look smart and better advice, try adding a little red on some outfits if not all, let the opposite know that you are trendy, every great person love


Tip2: Give a Gift

it is said that the foundation of any true relationship is giving, so for all ya wishing to squeeze your fist , please before you do that remember that the fastest and easiest way to get a true friend that can bow to your wishes needs a gift from you, best offers should range between a TEDDY BEAR, a necklace, a wrist band, eye rings, a customised hankerchief or t-shirt, or the advancees best cd, please for goodness sake try as much as possible to avoid getting them something way out of your pocket like a mobile phone for someone you havent known yet, or recharge cards and all the bla bla bla you know of.

Tip3: Cool hang outs

imagine a cool place you could invite a beautiful and gorgeous advancee to hang out with you, but please don't disclose your hidden motives for inviting them over, just plain words like "hey pretty i have somewhere i will want to take you to, be confident, best places i love could be a beach, a garden, a cinema. . . , plsssssssss not a dancehall, or some razzmatazz place where he/she may be frightened to incline your offer

Tip4: Do more of showing up over than calling

Love is physical, so show yourself over at their place and attraction will grow, don't depend so much on getting their number to do calling, they will get weary on calls and you might just be surprised that you will save more as to give them a deserving gift


BYE FOR TODAY. . . . ."remember love don't cost a thing"

babeX if na so then u be house girl

TIPS FOR APPROACHING A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME!

you can approach any girl, i mean any girl of ur choice whether she is beyonce or shakira or a black nubia, if you know ur game,
most guys make the mistake of meeting her and the next thing you are asking for her number right away, others even go so stupid to tell her this "can i get your number so we can get to be lovers or be in a relationship", a wise chic will immediately know that you are trying to get in her pants and she'll spill you off, or you are one of those wussies again

To get a chics attention, hear this[b] "be nice to her in an unnice way" [/b] how do i mean by this, follow this dialogue, i do it all the time and i get them i swear

1.   Always know her mood before you start any flirting, if she is in a good mood then better, if bad even better

2.   establish a body language from afar before you make any move, like flunctuating eye contact, but be in charge of the eye-contacting, don't smile, don't blink, give a dissing look
, make sure she is periodically gazing too, when she looks don't remove your eyes, kept it sassy, you are the BOSS (real ladies like confident men)

3.  spot a stuff to comment on her while looking,could be her hair style, lip stick, lashy eyes, big eyes, clothes , her height, or complexion or hand bag

4.  final approach, remember this, she has been used to lots of real and flattering compliments, so do urs in an unusual way, i mean "BE NICE TO HER IN AN UNNNICE WAY" female readers may disagree on this comment, but its the heavens truth, thats the only way to make her feel u've got the gutts

now follow this dialogue that i used to get a chic from the bank

tony: saw her walk in, try setting a gaze mood, watching her mood [brodaz i swear she was beautiful], so everyone was gazing too

chic(yolanda): flirtish eye contact on me

tony: looking for something to comment on her sassy look, booommmmmmmm i saw one, she dressed on a pink top like me, though mine was covered on a black blazers, and we both wore faded jeans,[what an opportunity]

NOW WATCH THIS

allowed her finish with her bank transaction, her beauty threw me off, so i got myself a chewing gum to beef up my morale, ater 25mins she came out

tony: hey

chic(yolanda): turned back

tony: didnt aunty tell you that i will be waiting here with this pink on faded jeans

chic(yolanda): [got confused] hello, i don't understand

at this spot don't laugh, u r creating what we call ATTRACTION

tony: wats the meaning of this, didnt she tell you of my name as tony

i have indirectly given her my name

chic: which aunty

tony: in the dream of course

chic(yolanda): you are crasy, then she walked, thereafter she stopeed and laughed

tony: so you have remembered now ehn?

chic(yolanda): what was that suppose to mean

she is trying to study your motive for approaching her

tony: whatever, don't be silly (smiled)

chic(yolanda): please can i drop my number, i am hurrying somewhere

tony: you better do, else i will tell her you screwed the arrangement

chic(yolanda): she was laughing crasily, please tony don't tell her

how did she get to know my name?[assignment]

tony: so can't i at least know the name of my agent aunty sent to me?

chic(yolanda): its yolanda the agent [she is seriously laughing all the way]

THE REST IS HISTORY!!!!lol


for you fellas , it can vary with the mood so make it bold and confident, even if you are saying rubbish like i was, she will know you gat gutts


SEE YOU NEXT WEEK

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finally i now have a co player in the school of chicology, men you try sha,but i will also recommend this book to every brother trying to catch em chics, a lot of chics, the title is "attraction is not a choice" written by d'angelo, men i swear since the day i read that book i have had so much girls and men i swear no b mouth i don really tire, makei give una small koko and i will be updating it with my bro KINGKONG


The Power Of Attraction
I have something bold to say:
If you meet a woman and interact with her long enough for her to form
an initial impression of you, and she feels no attraction for you, then
THERE’S BASICALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! No amount of
kicking, screaming, calling, trying, buying her things, or taking her out will
do a damn thing about it.
If you meet a woman and interact with her long enough for her to form
an initial impression of you, and she DOES feel attraction for you, then
there’s nothing SHE can do about it! And no amount of logic, thinking about
it, or peer-pressure can stop it. In fact, some women will endure abuse,
neglect, and all kinds of other horrible things because they just can’t
overcome their own emotion of attraction.
Why do women feel strong attraction towards some men… and in many
or even most cases these men are not rich, handsome, or famous?
Because they CAN’T HELP IT.
Why do women feel zero attraction for some men, even though they
have all of the outward appearances of the ideal man?
Because they CAN’T HELP IT.
Think about that for a second or two.
A woman feels these things because she can’t help it. She can’t do
anything about it. To her, it’s experienced as just HAPPENING.
We’re dealing with a mechanism that is stronger than logic, stronger
than reason, stronger than a parent’s warning, and stronger

i feel i should let everyone intersted that the admissions will be rounding off on the 23rd of december

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take this few natural remedies from me:

get 2 cups full of palm kanel oil, add it with tiro and cook for like 30 mins,then use 2wice daily, i swear the thing works like miracle, i use it too, shiny hair doo and dark too. . . .even the fulaniis use it for their hair. . . .shhhhhh, . .dont tell them i told u dis secrets

shinystar:
Tonye T,

I said I was part of the reportorial team that covered the event

since when did men start becoming [b]chur[/b]nalist, smearging from church to church looking for news

to me its fine though, but i keep having this feeling that if she approaches me first then she will dump me later, like i do to the females, you know na!, approach them and leave them later is my logo. . . .so i wouldnt want any lady to dump me not talk of approaching me

Gamine:
Religion is necessary for Life

Even all those So-called Atheist, Atheism is their Religion.

MAybe you should stop and think about what Religion actually is.

I would go with Christianity because of these three basic tenets

Love God

Love Your Neighbour

Love Yaself.

point of correction dear, christianity only taught us to love God, and our neighbours and not our own selves, i think that it was from this idea that many so called pentecostals are beginning to do all sorts of disdain things all in the name of the gospel

loving oneself are signs of the endtime, bible say" IN THE LAST DAYS MEN SHALL BE LOVERS OF THEMSELVES"

@every critic,

please can anyone give us a link on the internet or a scanned paper page?, maybe then i can do justice to his act,

if not then plssssssssss i beg us in Jesus name to stop speaking evil of anyone, it is a SIN, the bible said

@carlosein, thank you oh. . . which means for any one to make heaven them must get STIGMATA too. . . because i think say Jesus say "anyone weh one follow am should pick up their cross too and follow him", afterall na for the cross Jesus get him own stigmata, abi no b so?

I ASKED A MEMBER AND HE SAID HE HASNT HEARD OF ANY NEWS OF SUCH

[size=58pt]I DONT THINK THIS NEWS OF PRIVATE JET IS TRUE SEF, [/size]

so i better quit before i find myself speaking evil of an innocent man of God, until i hear the news from his mouth

why do people always find it difficult to swap places, if you like her or want her tell her, simple.

i do it all the time and av got like 6chics to my list, although ur pocket must be ready to do the job

afterall she aint married yet, because once that ring finds its way there, u must keep away

please whats a STIGMATA?, do you mean a recurring infirmity in believers life or some attack by the devil, because what i know is that every believer must be tried by the devil if you must make it to heaven, ask me how

can a BRIDGE stand a cannon GUN

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sometime middle this year i listened to an interview on CNN between the worlds greatest scientist and a correspondence from CNN, and the discussion went thus, though i may paraphrase it

CNN correspondence: Sir, its a honour to have a word with you in our studio

scientist: its a honour too, thank you


CNN correspondence: lets go to the point, you believe in God or any spirit that created the earth as some say?

Scientist: No, i don't believe in God, but i know that the galaxies and astroids were not just born into existence

CNN correspondence: so

Scientist: i only believe that the earth is an offspring of stars born millions of years back

and the discussion went on and on, now the important part was this


CNN correspondence: sir do you believe the world will ever end

Scientist: absolutely yes

CNN correspondence: if yes then how

Scientist: because my astronomical calculations has given me answers

CNN correspondence: and what did it give [both laughed]

Scientist: not up to some fifteen years from now, the stars will fall, The moon will go blurred, the sun will be at its ever historic peak . . . . . . . the earth will come to an end if my calculations were anything to go by

CNN correspondence: then the christians are true to say that the world will come to an end soon

[some silence and both bursted into laughter]









now friends after that i taught to my self that if an athiest can openly say that the earth will soon end which means whatever time historicals and the great bible tells may not be far anymore, but as for the date i strongly disagree because Jesus say :"as for that day no one knoweth, not even the son", and again he said[i] "i will come as a thief in the night"[/i]




EVERYONE LETS BE WATCHFUL and be PREPARED!