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@stmanpule

if u say it is against the law, so it is a rape

then ,

u must also accept that it is against the law to gove a deaf and dumb money, because they never voiced it, but rather wrote something which u responded to


it may surprise you to know that my friend was only released from jail the day b4 yesterday (4th of jan)by the help of our lawyer friend who insisted we must not pay any bail fee, just simply because he(my dear friend) responded to the inscription on someone blouse,



i still feel the scenario was never a rape nor sexual harrassment but a response to an inscription

u r funny

@moving coil

thanks at least someone is seeing it rite

oyb,

u are far from the point,

have u met a deaf and dumb before? if yes

then have you met one with a slate saying pls help me, i am hungry?

if yes,

then have you given a that deaf and dumb money before, as a response to their request, if yes

then what right have you to put money into a that deaf and dumb's plate, when he/she didnt say you should with their mouth






its the same with this gal and my funny friend,

it could be that the girl may be suffering from momentary deaf and dumb case, and so she may need some carressing on those balls, without knowing how to say it out

so my friend stretched forth his hands and helped her out with her hot request, its the same as giving that deaf and dumb money because they made a request through a medium, not the mouth


check it out ur self


think very well before you jumb into conclusion

to me, i still put it to say that it aint a RAPE nor a SEXUAL HARRASSMENT , just an ACT through PERMISSION

ok see it from this scenario again

havent you met a deaf and dumb that puts a tag on their shirt saying "i am deaf and dumb" help me

and you go ahead and give them money

now are you saying that since a deaf and dumb did not talk, then you shouldnt give him money?


okay then, now wat difference has a tag from a deaf and dumb saying "help me, i am deaf and dumb"with a tag "touch ii, it wont hurt"

now since you will respond to the deaf and dumb, why wont you respond to the chic's request on her blouse


judge this please

rusty akpako jalagbanda gologolo

means

rusty you are welcome but not welcomed

u guys aint getting this thing at all, yeah rite i know t-shirts dont talk, but how many of us can still remember those play we did wayback nursery/primary weh dey subtly put a tag on your back saying "slap me" and u do so, with the victim looking so stupid, i guess it was the same thing that happened , dont tell me she did not wear those tops for stupid reasons , abi she no sabi read?

ur top comes with a tag saying

"TOUCH IT, IT WONT HURT"

whom was it intended for? the air or animal if not humans, and my drunk friend went on to do like an intellectual animal like we all are


ok lets see it this way!

- your momma gives you a plate of food, does momma need to tell you to eat? knowing well that u know what to do


if so then,

this chic comes up with a "coated food" with an inscription "touch it, it wont hurt" so does he need anyone to voice it? when the food is already served you,


pls judge this!

NLs please i want us to judge this:

they say Rape simply means having a sexual act with THE OPPOSITE without their consent , approval or permission

now the koko is this: a pal met this chic in a party in PHcity and on the front of her blouse reads :"hello touch it , it wont hurt" and then he went on and touched her, suddenly we all started hearing screams of rape"

at first everyone was on the females side then i saw the inscription on her top and showed everyone, but then the notion still continued that my pal raped this chic

to everyone's surprise my friend was bundled to jail dat nite,

OH GOD!please everyone judge this, is this a RAPE or just an ACT from the permission/inscription on her shirt?

i want to put a . here so i can get back at this thread tommorrow, i love topics like this, i'll give you great tips you can use to spark any chics head if you want. . . . . see ya morrow

good to know , but its one thing to get a chic, its another to keep her. . . . stay informed next week i'll post some articles on keeping ur hot chic attracted

individuals own it! if you are interested

OLAADEGBU:
may you see Jesus sitted on the throne and to discern God's perfect will for your life this new year in Jesus' name.

. . . . . and i say Amen !

not complete though interesting

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and also to let those still interested that the lands are very much available but very limited

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visiting days and purchasing days are saturdays(all day) and sundays (after church service)

i will want to say a big thanks to all those who contacted me on this offers.

and also to let those still interested that the lands are very much available but very limited

n/b: the location is at Igbo-etche some 12mins ride  (left wing of Eleme Junction in Port Harcourt) and directly beside the latest Garden city estate the state governement gave 1st bank to build 40 blocks of flats called the famous garden city estate

make this decision and i bet you , your 2009 will be unregrettable

tony:08063450509

visiting days and purchasing days are saturdays(all day) and sundays (after church service)

mysery my brother, mystery!

Bro.Dios can we chat, if you are interested meet me on sypakv@yahoo.com

God bless you!

brother

u r right!

na wa o,

[size=28pt]people go dey imagine vain things all the time[/size]

compare yourself with him again

TIPS FOR APPROACHING A GIRL FOR THE FIRST TIME!

you can approach any girl, i mean any girl of ur choice whether she is beyonce or shakira or a black nubia, if you know ur game,
most guys make the mistake of meeting her and the next thing you are asking for her number right away, others even go so stupid to tell her this "can i get your number so we can get to be lovers or be in a relationship", a wise chic will immediately know that you are trying to get in her pants and she'll spill you off, or you are one of those wussies again

To get a chics attention, hear this "be nice to her in an unnice way" how do i mean by this, follow this dialogue, i do it all the time and i get them i swear

1. Always know her mood before you start any flirting, if she is in a good mood then better, if bad even better

2. establish a body language from afar before you make any move, like flunctuating eye contact, but be in charge of the eye-contacting, don't smile, don't blink, give a dissing look
, make sure she is periodically gazing too, when she looks don't remove your eyes, kept it sassy, you are the BOSS (real ladies like confident men)

3. spot a stuff to comment on her while looking,could be her hair style, lip stick, lashy eyes, big eyes, clothes , her height, or complexion or hand bag

4. final approach, remember this, she has been used to lots of real and flattering compliments, so do urs in an unusual way, i mean "BE NICE TO HER IN AN UNNNICE WAY" female readers may disagree on this comment, but its the heavens truth, thats the only way to make her feel u've got the gutts

now follow this dialogue that i used to get a chic from the bank

tony: saw her walk in, try setting a gaze mood, watching her mood [brodaz i swear she was beautiful], so everyone was gazing too

chic(yolanda): flirtish eye contact on me

tony: looking for something to comment on her sassy look, booommmmmmmm i saw one, she dressed on a pink top like me, though mine was covered on a black blazers, and we both wore faded jeans,[what an opportunity]

NOW WATCH THIS

allowed her finish with her bank transaction, her beauty threw me off, so i got myself a chewing gum to beef up my morale, ater 25mins she came out

tony: hey

chic(yolanda): turned back

tony: didnt aunty tell you that i will be waiting here with this pink on faded jeans

chic(yolanda): [got confused] hello, i don't understand

at this spot don't laugh, u r creating what we call ATTRACTION

tony: wats the meaning of this, didnt she tell you of my name as tony

i have indirectly given her my name

chic: which aunty

tony: in the dream of course

chic(yolanda): you are crasy, then she walked, thereafter she stopeed and laughed

tony: so you have remembered now ehn?

chic(yolanda): what was that suppose to mean

she is trying to study your motive for approaching her

tony: whatever, don't be silly (smiled)

chic(yolanda): please can i drop my number, i am hurrying somewhere

tony: you better do, else i will tell her you screwed the arrangement

chic(yolanda): she was laughing crasily, please tony don't tell her

how did she get to know my name?[assignment]

tony: so can't i at least know the name of my agent aunty sent to me?

chic(yolanda): its yolanda the agent [she is seriously laughing all the way]

THE REST IS HISTORY!!!!lol


for you fellas , it can vary with the mood so make it bold and confident, even if you are saying rubbish like i was, she will know you gat gutts


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@ my dearest brother DIOS and BINDEX,

you guys are taking this things too far, and i must confess because of fear and reverence for my GOD and my faith with all humility i promise to rest my case and let you ride on the coast of self boast and foolishness

an adage says it this way "that when the Sun shines its peak then a rain is just around the corner"

BE CAREFUL! I WILL NOT SAY ANY THING HEAR AGAIN ON THIS TOPIC

[quote ]The Cain and Abel story I'll just ask you one question. Would you sleep with your sister? And if your answer is no, why was it alright for them to do it and it's not alright for you to do the same?

[/quote]lol. . . . you are very funny my dear friend. . . the truth there is that you dont even read the scriptures . . .so trying to explain points from the scriptures to you will only be in vain. . .as per sleeping with sisters. . . .i think abram will be the best to answer you

[quote]How do you know females were not counted for "reasons best known", why was eve counted then? And if they did have family orgies, why put the mark on him so his own "relatives" would know not to kill him

lmao. . . lol. . . brother please read the scriptures . . . you are very young i now know. . . . i think st.luke who saw the counting of Jesus feeding the five thousand will be the best to answer you

Men lived more than 800yrs, lol!!!! Why do you sound so sure?

what class are you in your primary school my brother? . . lol. . . . .do men still live long as their fore fathers do?. . . . David in the book of psalms[b] will be the best to answer you on that[/b]

I thought the bible was the "beginning, middle and end", now you're saying the bible is not complete?

the bible is a comprehensive book not a detailed book. . . . . .st.john will be the best to answer you
search the paasage i gave above

Noah's story is just pathetic, don't try to compare that to dwarfs having normal sized offsprings. So your point is Noah gave birth to a black kid, oriental kid with slanted eyes, a white kid with blond hair and blue eyes, a red indian etc etc etc I would give a million dollars to see that happen.The possibilty of that happening is zilch

why do white women give birth to black kids with black kids as husbands. . . why do black parents still give birth to albinos. moses in the pentatiouch will be the best to answer you .

And the Tower of babel story, please try to explain that, I'm begging you!!!!!!!

you are too one sided and great mind dont play with small because , small minds might sap their energies

You called me small minded!!!!!!.

okay sorry you are " very small minded " hope i got it this time

@kunleoshod,

bless you my beloved brother in the faith, let me ask you something. . . . . . . "before you start pointing at the sperck at your brothers eyes, have you removed the big log on your eyes?" its just a question my brother

how many times have you cattered for the less privileage , ?

how many times have you . . yes you in particular paid someones bus fare on your way from work,?

how many times have you cooked food and seat down to eat with the beggars inyour street?

how many times have you taken it to heart to pay school fees for that little baby that goes around hawking from morning to nite?

how many times have you choosen to help wash the cloths of the crippled and disabled around you?

how many times have you tried visiting a widow to help her with some words of advice for her faith

how many times have you ever taken it upon you to raise some money from you salary and go for at least 2 weeks of rural evangelism,?


i can start given you instances and more, but please reason over this and leave mike okonkwo alone, am not his member, nor his admirer ,

if you havent done atleast 50% of this, then lets refrain from judging another and go back to clean our own house










a saying for everyone: "but pls lets first of all let the bible play its tape in our lives before we start singing to the tune of a critic"

let me reply your very funny comments my beloved brother DIOS one after the other

quote from dios

, think outside the box for a minute .That genesis story is ridiculous, god created a man, then he created a woman and supposedly we all descended from these two.

Glad you know that, okay. . . . . what exactly are you trying to drive at?

quote from dios

Ok, when your god sent cain on exile and put a mark on him so no one who saw would kill him, who was he talking about?.

now let me answer that for you,

1st of all, hope you realise that adam's 1st kids were males right?. . . .good. . . . .now do you also realise that females were not usually counted for reasons best known. . . . now have you ever thought that adam must have given birth to females too, even though bible never gave account?, if you succomb. . . then do you also know that sons marry daughters, as in the case of abraham and sarah, havent your small brains pondered that cain must have slept with his sister likewise abel his sisters and therefore procreate more seeds, and mind you. . . . . . . . i hope you also realise that men lived for as long as 800yrs and beyond, now if kids were born at least every two years then they must have given birth to about 300 kids before the death of abel, and this kids must have grown matured enough to start exhibiting evil traits as caused by the fall of man in the garden,  . . . . . . i just pray your mind will be able to carry this one, because i doubt your self acclaimed athiest knowledge


quote from dios

You call me small minded  because[b] I  think life is more complex than what the bible tells you.[/b] So I guess you're smart because you believe in the most ridiculous story ever told

sorry for calling you small minded but you are. . . . now my answer to question 2, sure life is more complex, but not more than what the bible says my friend. because, in the first place the bible (biblos) meaning book from the greek word was just about the greatest set piece ever compiled by man though inspired by God through his spirit(1tim.3:16) and st.john made a comment in his attestation to Jesus' life that even if man were to write every thing ever done by Jesus that not the world itself could contain the books that would be written(John.21:25) search your scriptures if you have any. . . . .i put it this way that not every thing that happened since the days of eden to the apocalyses was written in the bible. . . . john.21:25 again

quote from dios

How about the story of Noah, if he had three sons and we are all supposed to be their descendants, how do you explain our different complexions and physical features.

very childish question my friend. . . . . how do you explain for a family with short parents breeding huge kids that are tall, how do you reckon with the changes of man's face especially we nigerians today, do we still look like ancient like our fathers and forefathers do?, do men still have rampant bald head like before again?, where is the game of genes and its mutation play today, if generational chANGES are true, then i don't need to answer you funny question, because there was every possibility that noah gave birth to a black, white and red, mysteries of God you are yet to comprehend

The tower of babel is another funny one, so god just did some abacadabra and made everyone start speaking different languages because they were trying to build a tower to reach the skies and see heaven. I've been on planes and there is no pearly gates up there . The bible was just a jewish attempt to explain the mysteries of the world with the limited knowledge they had.
And that's the whole truth.

_{you got me laughing and rolling on the floor} you aint even as tough as i thought you are , ask reasonable questions my friend and i will answer them as God gives me the grace



see you next time