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Romance / Re: Good In Kitchen Vs. Good In Bed by tonymyke4life(m): 4:16am On Apr 08
iLegendd:
If you know me in real life, you MUST love me. I encapsulate focus, purpose, moral virtue and honesty. I'm only a demon when it's time for sex. Women are addicted to this personality which I have naturally.

To women, I prefer friends with benefit—not relationship. I'm the one who never gets into relationships cuz I love being alone.

The few I entered, na the women force me. Na them dey even shower me with gifts. From iPhone to Rolex, necklace, boxers, shoes, etc. I'm not even that good-looking or rich. I'm just too good at lots of things.

Also, two were beauty queens (one Asian, one Nigerian), and the others were stunning too, but not into pageantry.

They have everything a man needs: ass, brain, breast, beauty, glowing real skin, (I hate bleachers) etc. but I'm the problem — I'm used to being alone and it's where I find peace and progress.

What hurts these women is, with all their beauties and kindness, (them fine pass me and dem no dey bill me) na only friendship and sex I want. That is the only thing they can offer me. Even the gifts they give me, I can afford them myself in folds even though I'm not that rich—just great at managing what I have.

Also, I don't even give them money except TP, yet they love me and beg for relationship. That's the power you have as a guy when you have the best dxck game and zero emotional attachment to things in skirt. I'm not referring to size, but knowing how to use it.

The less a man cares, the faster he gets beautiful women and the less he spends. #Fact. Smart women know a man that will be great even if he doesn't have yet.

You people expect us to keep SIMPing and worshiping you because you are beautiful? 😂 A woman has NEVER and will NEVER friendzone me.

I even wrote a book on how to get any woman and never be friendzoned. See the book below.

That book is making sales globally and people from different countries send me messages telling me how it changed their dating games.

Some of us just care about org *sm, money, and peace of mind, not companionship from a woman. We are not gay and never will be — we are just smarter and we never fill lonely even when we're alone. Too many things to do.

Our male friends are the best companions because we discuss growth and progress without drama.

But when a woman is with me, I treat her well, massage, outing, caring, pampering, kissing her forehead, wrapping her in my arms, memorable love-making, bad boy rough knacking, and I even cook at times for them, etc.

With all these romantic gestures, you expect her to leave? Nah! They keep coming back because they've never seen a man who has what they want, he's caring, he's romantic, he's focused, calm, yet still a bad boy and has refused to fall in love even though he ticks all the boxes she craves.

You people think it's only women that are hard time get? My case is different. You can never get me, you can only enjoy me until I close the door.

These women give me access to their phones because they want to build trust, but me, trust a woman? Lol. Even if a woman is honest, still have zero trust on that gender because she's an emotional being and can switch when you least expect it.

Oh, don't mind me with my long epistle. I'm an author and I type fast and before I realize it, it's already long for some lazy people, but short for me. cheesy


Lol. If there's one thing I know in this life is that books don't help relationships. One man's food is another's poison. It has no manual.
Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by tonymyke4life(m): 3:54am On Apr 08
Why is almost everyone saying the same thing. Most of us claiming to be right here are not getting the basics. The instruction here is simple. It said 'read' not 'answer'. All the exams I've been Tru were mostly Answer, illustrate, evaluate, etc. But this one was clearly stated. It said 'Read'. It's when you read the instruction that you wud notice the number 10 part that made it special. Remember, instructions r always part of the questions. How can you jump to answer the questions without reading the instructions!.

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Food / Re: How Do You Eat Your Mango? (Photos) by tonymyke4life(m): 9:58pm On Apr 03
EreluRoz:


Don't play Zonefree, don't play

I am ego oyibo in every sense of it

I believe u dear
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by tonymyke4life(m): 2:21pm On Mar 29
Nobody would give u something to break free. They would keep giving you stuffs that would make u coming back for more. They exploit u, and give u a tiny cut from wat was exploited and you celebrate them. Chai! Wat a country

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by tonymyke4life(m): 7:18am On Mar 25
Plenty bullies laying around yet dey pretend to get angry when someone gets depressed and commits suicide. Someone opened up about a condition he has. The one he can't control yet people come out to spill nonsense just to be funny at the expense of others. You don't own yourselves. You have no control on the way u were born, you only become self aware at some point growing up. Hypocrites undecided

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Romance / Re: Man With One-inch Penis Opens Up About Life With A Micropenis by tonymyke4life(m): 7:17am On Mar 25
SeeWahala:
Wait oh shocked

Is it 1inch while flaccid or 1 inch while erect? sad

Not that it's any of my business . . . I just want to know the exact extent of his predicament undecided

Read to understand not to comment nonsense
Family / Re: Woman Enjoys At An Eatery With Her Children, Maid Sits Unattended To (Photo) by tonymyke4life(m): 4:16pm On Mar 13
GodHimself:
Mind your business


I'm sure you av been helped one way or another by either a stranger or someone u know. Imagine if that person has minded his or her business. Minding our business is also one of the causes of the many problems we now face in our society.
Family / Re: Should I Be Concerned About Marrying A 39yrs Old Woman? by tonymyke4life(m): 10:02pm On Jan 24
Namaster:
Are you INSANE?

You want to marry a 40-year old Nigerian woman who'll have the upper hand in the marriage?

She's in a gynocentric society and has citizenship while you do NOT. She'll control and manipulate you however she wants and you'll just have to suck it up!

PLUS at 40 years old, this woman has had at least 3 home-made abortions. Her age plus abortions means her ability to carry a child to term is EXTREMELY low.

She knows this. That's why she has refused to try for a child when her biological clock is already DEAD and waiting to be buried.

Most women her age would be eager to get pregnant and have their own child. The fact that she's insisting on marriage FIRST is telling.

She wants a guarantee that she'll NOT die alone. That you'll NOT run away if she's barren. That's why she's insisting on marriage.

She wants your companionship and doesn't care about what YOU want.

In short:

Go ahead with the marriage if you don't mind being controlled, manipulated and NEVER having children.

By the way when people talk about marrying for green card, they are NOT talking about Nigerian women.

So all single ladies at 40 has had abortions! Wow! I love ur reasoning, keep it up! U r going places. undecided

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Romance / Re: Elon Musk Has Turned X (formerly Twitter) To A Porn Square (photo) by tonymyke4life(m): 9:49pm On Jan 24
Magnetic010:
18+, 21+ abi you don't understand these signs

Define maturity!
Romance / Re: Elon Musk Has Turned X (formerly Twitter) To A Porn Square (photo) by tonymyke4life(m): 8:50am On Jan 20
Magnetic010:
X is for matured people, face your tiktok

So porn is for mature people ryt. Watching porn makes u mature? Interesting! It's for matured people like u.

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Is Gay by tonymyke4life(m): 11:18am On Jan 05
Ikanium:
He's my parents last child, he's 19 now. I feel he was born gay because right from when he was a child, he acts like a woman. He'll prefer to play with dolls, he'll tie wrapper all the time, we felt this was just a small kid thing and that he was going to change when he's all grown. Unfortunately for us, i think he's gay now completely. I'm just devasted right now really don't know how to go about this.

I returned home for Christmas last year i couldn't believe what i saw my brother doing. I have had a discussion with my parents we really don't know what to do right now.

Any advice in the right direction will help please. Thank you.

You guys spoilt him. Imagine wat u r saying, dat u felt it was just small kid stuff. because him na last B. Most gay people are from wealthy homes. U can't b gay and live in a ghetto area. Na only d neighborhood go make ur head dey correct. U av to live with the consequences of you guyz negligence. One man down! God help us.
Family / Re: Please Should Continue My Marriage Plan With Her After Hearing This? by tonymyke4life(m): 12:42pm On Dec 27, 2023
Jeon:
Why can't women be polygamous since men are polygamous in nature?.

I always laugh whenever I see complains like this, for fuvk sake men also engage in sexual explore with other ladies, but will get pissed off if the same card is been played on them.

Lol. In as much I do not support guys cheating. Women bears the consequences more. For example, women suffers the consequences more like getting pregnant, falling breasts, widening vagina, etc. All these doesn't affect guys. The best is for d woman to keep herself for her man.
Religion / Re: Same-Sex Marriage: Catholic Teaching Doesn’t Change – Bishops by tonymyke4life(m): 2:26pm On Dec 21, 2023
SoNature:
Pope Francis didn't ask the priests to start wedding gay couples. He simply said they are free to bless them because everyone deserves God's blessings and he hopes that would make them change their ways. People should stop distorting facts.


Lol! We just like painting the truth. Blessing gay couples hmmm! I just hope this is not true. I hope it's d usual propaganda by bloggers. Ok imagine me coming to a priest wit prostitute saying to him, bless us father, we want to go have sex. To me! Blessing them simply means encouraging them. It's pure black and white. U might bless them and dey go wed elsewhere with the conviction that they have received the priestsy blessings. The taught of that alone makes me sad. The truth is the truth pls. The bible condemns it. Homosexuality and the likes wit condemned in the bible. While our priests r busy giving their blessings. It's well

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Fashion / Re: The Hairstyle That Pleases God As A Believer. by tonymyke4life(m): 9:23am On Dec 14, 2023
Person go just wake up one morning and formulate stuffs that God didn't say. Complicating situations. What's all these now. Ontop haircut. I'm sure you eat indomie, spaghetti, donuts, egg rolls, are all these in the bible. Yet you eat them. Please, talk about stuffs that are educative and not these nonsense.

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Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 60th Birthday Today by tonymyke4life(m): 8:39am On Dec 09, 2023
Peterpanny:
what if I bring my cripple neighbor for him pastor Chris to heal and make him walk again,if he can make him walk again then I will be arrested and prosecuted but if he can't make him walk or make him stand on his feet again.....I guess he should be the one to be arrested....
One thing is for sure,he can't try such nonsense stage miracle in a WORKING country.... I refuse to be a moronic individual

At least u are using if. That shows probability. For u to condemn some this much, you should be 100% sure. Don't say what you are not sure of, you won't be able to defend it. Have a lovely morning
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 60th Birthday Today by tonymyke4life(m): 4:16pm On Dec 07, 2023
Peterpanny:
why will that man be decieving people here and there.there is no known miracle that will make a medically certified cripple to walk again.he should have gone to the north where we have a thousand and one persons living with different form of deformity and perform mass miracle there.
We have a brain for a reason.

Faith and common sense doesn't work together. U can't use common sense to follow Christ. There's no proof to all what u just said, if u were asked to present proofs to back up ur claims or arrested for all these statements. How can u prove it because I believe if you had proof, you would have presented it to support your claims. So just rest and move on.
Religion / Re: Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates His 60th Birthday Today by tonymyke4life(m): 11:17am On Dec 07, 2023
Peterpanny:
This man is the highest televised miracle fraudster in Nigeria.
There is nothing like miracle, almost all those miracle you watch this fraudster performing on televised stage are pure organize fake miracle

Pastor Chris that your so call God will judge you.

Just say a Happy birthday and move on with ur life. If u can't wish him a happy birthday, at least ignore and move on.

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Family / Re: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Marrying A Divorced Man by tonymyke4life(m): 7:27pm On Nov 30, 2023
I think the man should look for another girl to marry. If the only reason ur mum is against ur sister who's a single mum marrying Him. Let the man breathe.
Romance / Re: What Would You Do In This Situation (images) by tonymyke4life(m): 1:00pm On Nov 24, 2023
So it's now she's pregnant is wen u realize her body count abi. How many body count him get? Or can't he as a man infect a lady!

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Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by tonymyke4life(m): 11:57am On Nov 11, 2023
ILoveFaith:


I don’t give a fuvk about what you think is fine grammar. It’s obvious you’re dumb and dull. Tell that sh.it to the Chinese or shove it down your a.sshole mo.ron.

Lol grin
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by tonymyke4life(m): 7:01am On Nov 09, 2023
ILoveFaith:
He should be dismissed and jailed immediately.
That’s how they abusive every small privilege.

At least construct your grammar properly if u want to support her. Thanks
Romance / Re: My Fiancée And My Best Friend by tonymyke4life(m): 2:20pm On Oct 04, 2023
The only issue here is because you stay in a one room apartment, if not, your friend should be the one to come squat wit you. You are not yet married to the girl, she isn't supposed to pack and come stay with you. It's not making sense. She can come stay for days or weeks but not staying permanently since u guyz are not yet married.
Romance / Re: We Only Have Sex When She Comes Around nothing more. by tonymyke4life(m): 10:10am On Sep 27, 2023
Lol. Too many relationship experts full here. Buh most of them get problem for their relationship while most r single. Guy,listen to ur heart and follow it. Dats all I can advice o. There's no manual to any relationship, what is meant to b will b. No long talk.
NYSC / Re: I Haven't Spoken On NYSC Saga, Statement Not From Me - Musawa by tonymyke4life(m): 10:57am On Aug 28, 2023
You cannot be paid from 2 different public funds. It's as simple as that. Nysc (public) pays u and then as a Minister, u wud also be paid from public forms too.
NYSC / Re: I Haven't Spoken On NYSC Saga, Statement Not From Me - Musawa by tonymyke4life(m): 10:45am On Aug 28, 2023
pejuakinab:
Nigerians should just leave this girl alone and let her perform her own best to the development of this country.
We shld also appreciate the fact that we have a youth there in this Ulaba administration.
Don't suffocate the lady pleeeease.

Why didn't u say so when the former appointed minister of finance resigned because of this same saga. The rule of law is clear. You must present your Nysc certificate. It doesn't matter if she's a youth or not. There are always other person's more qualified than her. The law is the law. We take this with levity that's why we are like this.
Romance / Re: My Experience Dating A Narcissistic Flirt by tonymyke4life(m): 9:53am On Aug 28, 2023
It's simple. She doesn't respect u. No need beating about d bush
Romance / Re: Her First Child Is Mine And Not The Husband's by tonymyke4life(m): 5:06pm On Aug 09, 2023
Dexy4yah:
I dated this lady for few years... doing our courtship we had unprotected sex.
I later relocated to another state because of my studies....that's how the relationship died.

She later got married

After about 13years of not hearing from eachother....one day my phone rang and behold she was the one...she called to tell me a secret...she said her first child is mine and not her husband's.
That doing our courtship she took in, she tried to abort it but it didn't work out for her, she didn't tell me about it because she knew that i was not ready to father a child at that time.

It was at that moment that she met this guy who is now her husband...the guy hasten everything and got married to her...she made him believe that the pregnancy is his own whereas that's was not the true...the boy is 8years old now.
She said her conscience has been disturbing her that's why she opened up to me.

I told her never to let the husband know about it and let the child be the husband's own....let her just forget everything about me being the father of the child so that her marriage won't crumble.
She has a loving husband and she is blessed with three kids aside the boy.


But she made one comment that when the boy reach 22years she will tell him who his real father is....she insisted. But am against it, i told her not to try it because if she end up telling the boy about it there is every possibility that the husband will end up knowing about it and i wonder how he is going to react towards it.

(Women can keep secret sha)
Please i hope i did the right thing??







You have not seen each other for 13years and the boy you claim is your son is 8years old. Just be playing, you hear! Just dey play undecided

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Romance / Re: I'm Married But I Cant Stop Thinking About My Ex by tonymyke4life(m): 7:20pm On Aug 08, 2023
So you are looking for who would support your intention of breaking your wife's heart abi. Kolewerk!!!
Health / Re: Being AS Genotype As A Man Is Affecting My Plans Of Getting Married by tonymyke4life(m): 10:33am On Jul 30, 2023
Puss360:
Lols... Just live your life normal... Nobody knows tomorrow... AA, AS or SS deserve a chance to enjoy happiness...
As it is, you are marrying for genotype...
Just live your life normal, don't put much pressure on your genotype.. when a woman comes your way... Love her and let her love you too...
When someone loves you, genotype doesn't matter...
Okay.. what if you are AS and be impotent nko??
So u see that life is not guaranteed...
If i see someone new and first thing the person ask me is for my genotype.. I'll tell you but that's the end of the relationship...
Love me for who I am not what I am ..
If a man with SS loves me to the core... I'll marry him.. even if he does the next day, I'll be grateful that he gave me those memorable moments of my life....

Be happy.. that's what matters ..

Lol! See how simple it sounds coming out from ur mouth. I blame zeeworld for this grin

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Health / Re: These Soft Drinks Contain Aspartame — WHO Declared ‘Possibly Carcinogenic’ by tonymyke4life(m): 8:13am On Jul 16, 2023
samwash:


Five bottles of those soft drink is till on a high side my brother.
Multiply the five bottles a month by 12 months, then by 5yrs or even ten years.
How will your body reacts to the side effects in 25-20 yrs from now .
Think about it.
. The body needs sugar. 5bottles a month is ok. It's d excess consumption that is an issue here.

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Romance / Re: Should I Stop Making This Married Woman Happy? by tonymyke4life(m): 2:02pm On Jul 03, 2023
thesilentman:

dis oga never taste married woman toto before.

And I don't want to pls. There many single ladies out there. There r matured women out there who are still single. Why are you now insulting an Holy institution called Matrimony all because of sex. We glorify sex too much in this our generation.
Romance / Re: Should I Stop Making This Married Woman Happy? by tonymyke4life(m): 1:07am On Jul 03, 2023
It's actually funny how we paint our stories to justify our actions. If u want full Access to her, tell her to divorce her husband. Stop modifying ur actions. She's still someone's wife. If she's no longer comfortable wit the man then she can divorce him and come to u.

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