₦airaland Forum

Munzy14:
Hilarious!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

see him moniker na

Keepamsafe:
Just this morning, my female neighbor brought this Oha Soup for me after I apologized to her yesterday over our last fracas. (I brought a girl home, and we had an issue.).

Please note, I have no entanglements with this my neighbor as im not sexually attracted to her even though she’s single and I am too.

I have started eating already, as this is my breakfast to work this morning.

LOL 😆. you are very funny.
You dey enjoy oh.
She is giving you green light. That's her own way of "toasting" you. Maybe you should give her a chance since you are already eating her food. Or better still, you should be eating both foods. I think that would make her happy. But if you know you don't want to be eating both foods, be giving her money.

Sharap. Just say you marry money.
If he was poor, would you have married him?

There is a more better and faster way than that.

dominique:
Interesting . What you should have done is put the onions earlier on, onion actually makes beans soften faster. That style is how I cook my cow legs now since my pressure cooker is no longer pressure cookering. I boil the meat for about 30 minutes, leave it in hot water for hours or even overnight. By then it would have softened after which I boil again for another 20-30 minutes, dem no born am well make e no soft. Na to improvise sure pass with the way things are going in this country

what happened at the bolded, e spoiled ne?

Bliss52:





Go and get pressure pot... It's cheaper to use and cooks faster


A funny hack people don't use,

If you want fresh pounded yam.....

Cut your yam in small cubes

Cook your yam in a pressure pot to the best softness

Drain the water

Put it in a blender or food processor and blend

Take it out and allow to be cold for few minutes

Serve with your favorite soup




.

I love pressure pots. The stainless quality ones

So many JJCs in this forum now.

Most of them don't know what a mention is .

Newton2024:
They are both gallant and beautiful.

Stop that nonsense. One na terrorists while one na soldiers.

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://trendygists.com/2023/12/07/young-man-dies-of-drugs-overdose-during-intercourse-with-a-lady-in-delta-photos/

19yrs old oh

No females here ne?

No comment from the females?

Na wa oh

CBN, do the needful.

Mitsurugi:
Abeg they should try to produce cheaper inhalers and Augmentin like drugs. Leave Ion drink for now.

abeg , wetin that drink dey do for pesin body? Na medicine? If no be medicine, na useless

Philistine:
Good one! Some companies are leaving, while more are arriving.

of what benefit is that drink?

Siberia01:

So it actually means I can't fund my sporty or what

nothing concerned sporty with this.

seunlayi:
These banks want to kill FinTechs ! FinTechs have made banking easier and people. Fintech that Tinubu promised to boost.

Opay is with Blue ridge Microfinance Bank under Zenith bank.

Can't imagine the number of businesses including POS operators that will go down.

In what ever they want to do, they should make sure that nothing happens to Opay, moniepoint and Palmpay. Especially, Opay and Moniepoint.

femu:
Opay is under Blue ridge Microfinance Bank which is affiliated with Zenith bank

you mean, Opay is not affected right?

Mayor21:
So that means I can't recieve transfer from my Opay anymore especially from banks like UBA, Zenith, GTB e.t.c
But I can send out money from my Opay to any bank?....hmmmm

is that what it means?
Somebody should explain better

KosiGee:
I will hold the hotel and its management responsible.
How could they give out a room to strangers without any form of identification and recording. At least the name of the person who paid for the room should’ve been recorded, check in time and check out time as well.

There should be strict regulations guiding the operations of this sort of business and venues. Every hotel reception must have cctv covering the entrance, the compound and reception.

they will pay for being careless and foolish. The mumu receptionist, for not doing her work well. The owner, for not putting CCTV camera at least for the entrance.

tit:
Na the hotel people kill the girl.
For this time you dey say you give people room but you no see their id card?

not the hotel people dear.
Na the mumu receptionist cause their involvement. Why she no go take their details in this present state of insecurities .

[quote author= post=127356000]What Is Really Happening Inside This LAGOS?

Don't Forget, NaijaCovêr Bring This BAD NEWS[/quote]the receptionist, her body go tell her for being careless.

[quote author= post=127355998]Source: https://punchng.com/lady-found-dead-in-lagos-hotel-boyfriend-disappears/[/quote]wahala for the receptionist For not doing her work well.

DestinedForGrea:
Lol bros read that statement again. Wetin "see as" and "na" dey find for English?

ok. You might be right.

DestinedForGrea:
That's pidgin. Pidgin uses neither past nor present tense.

LOL. There was nothing like pidgin there. Pesin no sabi construct correct English, you dey say na pidgin.

Obviouslyblunt:
To understand the gravity of wrought in your country, that’s just $19.

Not enough for a good monthly Netflix access.

please, help him to think. Rejoicing over $19 as a salary. He doesn't know that he's a poor man with that

ThatCEO:
A man makes money, he wants to marry a woman.

A woman makes money, she will say she doesn't need a man n all d men within her standards are suddenly below her.

The human male specie is the most foolish animal in our eco system.

hence the saying that life is not balance

youngsum:
Hello nairalanders rejoys with me


Today the 5th of December I received my first salary in life as a fresh graduate which I was employed as a school teacher last month.


Do you think I will be able to get marry with this salary by next December?

dey play 😆. just dey play. You think say marriage na child play abi?

You can't even fee yourself with that not to talk of taking care of a woman.
Dey play, you hear.

Ogene001:
No African country sef

I been dey think say Kuwait na African country oh. Because of the name.

dfrost:
Mobile banks don't make it mandatory for regulatory IDS. Hence I refused to open any.

it depends on the mobile bank. I opened one and it was mandatory for BVN or NIN

designking:
My kids created Opay and Palmpay accounts without BVN and I was able to deposit and transfer funds into these accounts.

They have been using this account without BVN for more than 6months now.

WOW. But when I opened Opay account recently , they said I should provide my BVN or NIN. But Palmpay didn't require any except you want to upgrade to tier 1 account.
Tier 1 account must have either BVN or NIN.

erniok:
Yes, some banks have tier 1 accounts that have a limit of 50k and no ID is required. I think CBN is saying no to such practices.

yes. But they MUST provide their BVN. No Bank will open an account for you without a BVN. Even the Fintech banks also you must provide either BVN or NIN. except Palmpay.

eteebanky1:
Commendable, but our Naira is mercilessly declining against the Dollar

The federal government should Ban importation of petrol and petroleum products into the country

then wetin Nigerians go come dey use?
Na ur piss?

Nigeria can not produce sufficient quantity for the whole country. Maybe until the refineries are functioning.