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guys chill please. i'm still in 2009

it's 10:27pm here (ET)

cheiii, faketan agbakaala m. . . .

ara di na udi na udi. . . . .
ara maa mma, were aka gi piwa ya, ara
ara maa mma, were onu gi miwa ya, ara

chei . . . . faketanu mu ooo

nwa baby, eji m nke a guoro nwunye m taa, ya ebido sewa okwu, especially mgbe ahu sawale ruru ash--wo

fake lekwa the original sawale from rex lawson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOXi3bJ7ug

PDP Bandwagon

@nethacker
hope say you no wound o. because we no need more ill people  . . next time use cage block ya bed.

@koolchicco
i fear no evil . . . . . let them bring it on

felifeli:
Nigerians abroad - wicked people. Even self person wey dem never born when Babangida dey Dodan Barracks go say na Mariam drive am go sweep road for London dey chop pafun chicken and chip 90p . Haba Naija ! Why una wicked so ?

dont you know that the recklessness of that regime affects even children who have not yet been born as of today? what lord lugard did in I9I4(amalgamation of north and south to form nigeria without consultation to the locals if they want to be together, and even the name NIGERIA, which is an english name meaning niger area, from his babe,) this happened in I9I4 and it is affecting me today, 2009. how else could i have been from the same country as the fool that tried to blow up a plane in detroit? or be of the same nationality as babangida.

what yaradua does today can affect 5 generations of nigerians.

food\section winner. . .amakaone. and she get fine face . . .hmnnn. .
ok, we'll see

what of politics section?who won that one?

@edoyad
you wicked o

@topic
how many nigerians will live up to 6I yrs? the way the country is today, e go hard o. the average life span of nigeria today is 55yrs(female) and 45yrs(males) . . . these people contributed to it she and her husband.

@chocomilo

you go know me today

Ndeewonu:
3. "Mmiri ma uma ebu amu, amu kwu ebe o kwu." - The river attempts in vain to carry away the man's manhood, the manliness is irremovable.

ololololoooooo . . . . . in pidgin-igbo we call it . . . nothing mega . . . . . .or notmeg

amutala m otu ihe taaa o,

@ndeewonu
ndeewo o o o

everyone talks about US security bla bla bla, what about amsterdam airport security?how did he get thru the airport with those stuff. (forget lagos) . . .

as per the visa, america will find it hard to deny overtly rich people visa . . . unless for some very obvious security threat.

as per the fool, . . the best thing for him is that he is brought back to nigeria and let every angry young nigerian give him a slap then he can be taken to gitmo

somebody here has a personal beef with SR

ndi igbo mmammanu o o bum na ekele unu o,
toshmann nwa mama, anu ana agba egbe o na acho condom, crown prince of umumkpi, as i unu gbawa nu ekeresimesi nke afor a n'udo na obi anuri.

jirinu nke a gbara ekeresimesi. o wu present i m nyere unu.
ndi na enyebeghi addressi ha, biko meenu ngwa ngwa ka calistus ruta be gi in time

this ify sef, . . .even darfur follow for the kegites club

faketan hapi krismas . . . i hukwara ihe otele choro ime? o hapuru gi note. mee ya aru. o wu anu mpam
a sim ka m bia nairaland rlax-ia for 30 mins, the first thing m huru awuru gini? otele. kedu udi bad luck di ihe a. can u imagine, after that, m sign-ia out, gaa downtown cincinnati i kpota onye nke m, for the first time in my life, ndi eke enye m ticket. ya awuru bad luck otele nyere m . . . onye tea na ututu the first thing o huru a wuru otele, onye ahu lakpuo ozo, or else

by the way, odika obod a m nu o wu chinchin'ata badly obodo a ehh, nwanne nwa mama na eze onwe ya eze ebe a o, tupu nwa tattoo ahu ejide m

faketan, kedu nue yr resolution gi . . . . nke m wu na aga m akwusi ichu nwanyi

otele biko hapu m aka, 5 naha aku, ka m gaa kpolata nwunye m n'oru biko. motor mebiri echi gara aga. and snow dara recently so oyi na atu bad, and e need-iri nwunye m now,

agaba wu faketan. drop-uoro ya note o ga agwa gi otu i ga eshi e me ya happy.

otele bye bye, happy ekeresimesi

otele,
njakiri go back , i'm married. gini wu m nye gi skills i ji achu nwanyi, ihughi na the nwa di married? ishi o mebiela gi, ka i na arazi cocaine?

o, faketan wuzi onye anambra . . . . .darfur ka na achu ify . . . ify, isi darfur gbara gi xmas, i jukwara ma darfur oriela nri ehihie ya taa.

otele,
ichoro ichu nwayi, emela pretend na i na asu asusu anambra. be urself, nwee confidence, daba de nwa. highest ya asi ochoghi, nke a mee, gi daba the next available nwa. simple. ya wuru na imara mma as you claim, then one of the umuoma ga ekwere gi. i'm a good example, as nwoke mara mma. unless i joro njo. even sef ijokwaa njo, enwere skills i ga eji achuta nwayi . . .faketan ga agwa gi nke ahu.

school kwanu? adakwala o, anyway, idagodi sef, faketan ga agwa gi otu i ga esi cover ya up ka mpa gi hapu imata until gi pass-ia . . faketan di too much, but i ga enye ya respect. onwekwara ike naa gi ego for his services, but o di happy o ga emere gi ya free. so make him happy

toshmann agbaalanu oooo, chinekeeeee, lekwanu umuoma ooooo, anya m ahula nti m ooo
aluola m nwanyi ooo, ka m si ebe a puo before ndi a emee, m mee adultery

umuoma hapu ekeresimesi ooooo, afo ahuru rikwara unu mma ooo

@gbawe
u dont get my point. ur analogy with a village doctor and foreign doctor . . . fits into my description . .

toshmann:
no medical professional will make a statement on a patient that has not been seen or examined by him or his surrogate.

while the foreign Dr has not seen the patients, the village doctor is a professional surrogate in this case and has seen and examined the patient. so it makes sense. to the best of my knowledge, all we have heard from yaradua is from the press or from gueswork here and there. neither his personal physician nor his foreign doctors have come out openly to tell us the truth. so as a professional i find it hard to openly agree with what i hear in the news. now i'm nt saying y'all are wrong. no, all i'm saying is we dont know for sure. and what evidence proves this more than the fact that the president has been rumoured to have died up to three times, each time the guy no gree die.

she is just another politician. . . . . all they do is lie and decieve.

@gbawe
i'm afraid that even though you seem to be making a good point, i'll have to stand by pres-elect and debosky. no medical professional will make a statement on a patient that has not been seen or examined by him or his surrogate. now this does not mean that the poster or you are wrong,but the posted article is unethical from a medical point of view. you dont google up facts about a patient to make a medical statement. you examine the patient and interview him.

however, like someone said, the govt has been economical with the truth. and in the absence of authentic information, rumor holds sway. and now we hear all sorts of things from all sorts of sources, some of which may indeed be true

jelous people

jealous people . . . . no wonder he has no babe

faketan . . . . . . syphilis . . . . . chei, felimbombo eeee

faketan gini mere ijihu condom, even sef ndi di ka feli need-iri iji POP kee n'ahu . . maka ihe ha were ike igbawa condom sef

fake biko gakwaa correct doctor o, agakwala na nke darfur. o wu fake doctor, or stand 44

chei, syphillis

@horus

what did they teach u in history? i'm sure they taught you that the soldiers during the civil war were these angelic men who were disciplined and wanted to end slavery. right? . . wrong. they were savage. they brutalised their way to victory. the prison camps were such that abu graib will be children's play ground. women were raped, POWs were executed at will, there was a notorious prison camp in chicago were confederate soldiers were treated a little bit less than cockroaches.

the russian soldiers who destroyed hitler were horrible. they killed, raped and savaged anything in sight en route to berlin. and before u say the US/British soldier were different I will ask you to read about dresden

that is war for you. it is no joke. things get out of hand. thats why nobody wants it. but without it, hitler would be running the world now, without it, those of u in the south will still be slaves, without it there would be no jews in europe today, etc . . . the afghan war is necessary, if the taliban takes over that place, the next war will be on US soil . . . meaning . . there will still be war anyway. think, bro, think.

@horus & pres-elect et al

when u hear that nazi germany was defeated, how do u think it happened? u think FDR gave the order and the 3rd reich stopped? it was bloody, mate. 3,000 men died on d-day alone. lots of civilian casualties in france. did u hear of dresden? it was very bloody stopping the Nazis. how about the civil war, it was horrendous. 600,000 dead. that washow slavery ended in the US. war is a sad reality, if not for some of these wars, you and i would have been slaves b/c hitler would have gone ahead to conquer africa and use us in labor camps.

so chill, if these terrorists lay their hands on nuclear weapons, that ur london wont be safe o

JeSoul:
Looking back, you're right. My lack of condemnation could have easily been seen as a silent approval of the way the U.S. by large is attacking the Italian justice system.

great

I guess I save my thunder and fire for more important issues such as the current race to replace Ted Kennedy's seat here in Massachusetts . . . you will surely have no lack of comments from angles from me!

good. make sure you vote. i'm a christian, i see myself as a moderate republican. however with what i see in the US today, i guess some people may be right when hey call me a conservative democrat, here is my position . .

i'm pro life(#1 voting priority), pro gun-control, pro universal healthcare coverage and pro pretty women. . . u tell me what political category i belong, but i think i get my political ideology from what i believe my God will stand for

Lol . . .  I like this Toshmann guy! 

this is the best thing i've heard today. if i hear this everyday, i'll be in nairaland 24/7   by the way, for me, love is reciprocal . . . and when u like toshmann, toshmann likes you seven fold + extra love as jara   if not for one thing, i woulda suggested we form a duo . . Jesmann

you may hafta rethink the 'no fighting with women' policy though . . . you're in Ohio, I'm sure you've seen some of the hell our black sisters can bring on a guy 

baby, toshmann is a lover of babes all humanity. no time for fights, if my ohioan sisters give me hell, c'mon there are 49 other states to make a living in   but when they come close to me, they know they've seen a rare breed of brother that they cant afford to loose. weep not Jesoul, the sisters love me too much to think of giving me hell. take a good look, which sister would want a fight with a happy-go-lucky brother

o'boy no be like this guys de take find woman. . . . and wetin u sabi about love? u love person wey u nova see with ya eye . . .
abeg bro no[i] mbras[/i] us o(embarras)

i dont know what the problem is with these liberals, pres-elect what do yuo want? he should hand over victory to the taliban and al qaeda? and u'll be happy. listen, everybody knew he would increase troop levels, he just plaed politics with this decision to appease the liberal wing of the white house, joe biden et al. i guess the guy is torn between common sense and politics. what is the meaning of troop increase 10,000 less than he was asked for, if this mission fails, the generals will have a perfect excuse for it___obama didnt give us what we want, when we wanted it.

this is just disgusting. like someone said, either u give the generals what they want or you pull out of the war. he did neither. result, make we de pray for success . . . !

bia, faketan . . . o gi ka ify na akpo nwa mkpi ereforo na bazaar

ify, ginikwanu ka i choro iji nwamkpi ajuru na bazaar eme? i choro imepe bazaar ozo na backyard-i gi? . . . . ifyyyyyyyyy chei, ngwanu faketan over to you, ka m ga choo nwunye m, before m chefuo na aluola m nwayi . . . . toshbabe . . . . .toshbabe bia biko, enwere m urgent bazaar right now na bedroom . . .

onye obula mechia anya osiso

JeSoul:
I noticed it is quite common in this section (and David is notorious for it) to bring baggage from another discussion from some other board and pour it on a poster in here.

baby i brought no baggage from no discussion. i only read this thread and made my comment.

I did not even say anything close to critisizing the Italians or their justice system, nor show any disregard for the dead girl's life, nor remotely claim Knox was innocent yet you and David assumed I am of that position because I did not bash along as everyone else did.

my philosophy in life is that evil thrives only when it is tolerated. by not outrightly condeming the evil in question, and by even makins statements that tend to show some empathy for such an evil girl, you have wittingly or unwittingly aided and abbetted the propagation of this kind of evil.

And you got upset and "ashamed" of me cos I dared to associate myself with America, not so? without knowing who I was or what my background was, or anything else about me.

point of correction, read my post again, i was ashamed of your post, not you. toshmann has no time to be ashamed of sisters, especially if they are beautifu . . . na so i be

But not problemo . . . . . . . . . since you don't fight with women, I guess it will be all hugs and kisses from here on abi?

if every argument ends with this line, the earth will be a more prosperous and peaceful place, many people wont bother God about heaven

that is the nairaland quote of the week . . . .

[b]the western world should stop tolerating the intolerant[/b]____________akanniade . . dec 7 2009

fake i wu onye nke m n'eziokwu. kama onwu ka egbu gi, ya gaa kugbuoro m ossama . . . iga adi ruo time out gi i ga aka nka kagwooooo . . . mana number felimbombo a inyere m, 419 juru na ya, fake, idikwa sure na ihe a awughi wuru wuru?

kamakwa nyem address ya, kentucky di very clos to cincinnati, infact airport-u cincinnati di na kentucky . . . nyem address mbombo baby ka m ga jide nke m ji nwanne . . . . . . _{chei . . aluokwala m nwanyi o}