₦airaland Forum

Excuzeme:
You are ignorant, walahi!

Boko haram used to parade in a convoy of about hundred Hilux Vans, openly.
Boko Haram used to hoist their flag on villages, they had a capital and have "large areas" under their control
Boko Haram used to collect taxes in many villages in the north
They use to raze down whole villages and seize Police stations
They use to be "strong enough" (or was it our Army that was weak enough due ot lack of weapons, courtesy of Olisah metuh and Dasuki plus Dokpesi) to face the Army in a confrontational war.

But Today, they have been reduced to some "lone-wolf" attacks using young girls (probably the abducted chibock girls) as suicide bombers.

If that does not tell you they have been roundly defeated, then nothing else can \

Mind you, there will always be the occasional "hit-and-run" attacks, that one occurs everywhere, even where there are no insurgency (France, USA, Russia, even China all experience this regularly) but for the better part of it, Boko is defeated..... until l can hear that they hoist their flag somewhere and face the Army had-on in battle.

Make them try am now, Sai Buhari is not smiling at all.

Yea, and they still hammered three villages eith just "lone wolf" abi?

You are very wise indeed.

[s]If the wife concieve na thief she go born [/s]

God forbid

TonyeBarcanista:
To his credit, he fought boko haram hands down

Yea, the same Boko Haram that hammered three villages today. Pls go and learn english and know what it means when you say someone was beaten hands down

blacksta:
absolute nonsense  - I live in the u.k and have a wonderful job even better than the so called oyinbos - I am able to support persons home and abroad ( All to the glory of God). No doubt it is hard is get jobs but looking for work requires dedication, skill and effort . The U.k is experience based society.  Hirers are more intrested  in where you worked last, experience and not a masters qualification with no experience.

Most people forget that the U.k is fast paced society where technologies changes so fast that a degree obtained last year is almost irrelevant the following year.

To survive - u need study trends. definitely some coming from Nigeria will struggle as our technologies are so outdated

Sorry that this response is coming 9yrs later , and im not in the UK anymore.

That you are making it doesnt mean that is the norm. Majority of naijans who go tp the UK end up with scrapy job way below their qualifications (even British Qualifications). And what makes matters worse is if your boss is a high school drop out.

Guy leave matter. If you have a great job in naija, no need to travel out o, unless for tourism and vacations.

If Buhari throws poop in the streets of Abuja, there are people here who will defend it

Twaci:
So sad

Is it me or most bad news seem to come from the entertainment sector these days?

RIP dear.

It's not you, and it's not the entertainment industry either, people die everyday, from babies to great grand parents, but you only hear of deaths of famous people like entertaining guys

arewaempire:
Does poverty in the North make it less beautiful than the East?

We have over the years acknowledged this fact, and efforts are made to avert the trend. By the time we get on our feet, owing to the enormous human and natural resources , we shall be the envy of all.

Meanwhile, enjoy your over developed East.

So why are your governors complaining of poverty, if not to use it as an excuse to siphon federal money to the north

Another wuruwuru excuse to channel federal funds up north

Change change change change
APCeeeeeeee
Changeeeeeeeee

Every population gers the govt it deserves.

Una nova see anything with President Bubu

I doubt she will run for reelection. She prolly has plans for appointment as minister( of tourism or culture ) or as secretary to the secretary of the deputy assistant vice receptionist in Bubu's office.
Or may be she will be wired to OBJ's bedroom to do some personal assistant duties, (Don't ask me what).

But I trust Hausas, they won't trust this woman, and they won't love her either. They will only ise her.

[size=18pt]WTF!!

So people actually shop and take photos of their receipt, and post online.

This is called childrenism syndrome

This Dude needs to grow up

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adeobaagoro1:
There is this lady I met when I was in d university. We started as friends and later became sex partners. After some time I kept distance from her cos I felt she was making me lose concentration n she always give it to me, she would call me crying dat no man as ever satisfy her sexually like I do and can't afford to lose me. I left her for about 4years and found her again after I graduated n started working, and now am ready to marry her as my wife but she keeps saying she can't be my wife but will keep having sex with me even when she marry someone else. she just love my dick or what? And she still showers me with gift without collecting from me. Am confused o!

Na dis kain babes i de like.
FIFA approved hammering

[size=18pt]In a country full of innocent hardworking unemployed college graduates lookin for work and money, militants are being paid monthly stipends, militancy is rewarded.

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

Instead of getting the ex militants, training them in varius skills, grant them acess to loans and engage them into the economy. Or even making them a highly trained and disciplined paramilitary force for good.

Now millions of unemployed youths will want to be militants, if it is so rewarding.

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The kind propaganda APC lives on, By the tine nigerians realize what is going on, we would be sending our children in the SE and SS to madrassas.

Nothing against muslims though, but its just that APC supporters so much worship this Buhari man that they can do anything to be "Buharisque"
Including islamic appearance.
One of my APC supporter friends now wears a long beard, i know one who has changed to Islam, another who is still xtian is saying we should be learning arabic in nigeria instead of changing the arabic in our naira notes.

Una de try, no wahala but in all this na economy we go take judge Bubu.

I had to say this, and Anyone wey quote me. . . negatively. . . . your father

Yawa don gas, make i run comot

Be like wailers union are the watch guards of our democracy now.

APC lies are being exposed everyday. So bubu wan feed withbillions of naira, when GEJ did same we no hear word. All of them na de same.

Meanwhile, wailers don win this round

clans:
I've been looking for this song.. thank you so much

You're welcome. Shebi you know say u go pay me something o

ERONX:
Attention please:
Today is December 31, 2015
31 + 12 + 15 = 58
Its the 21st century:
21x 58 = 1178
Now we add the two Numbers:
1178 + 2015 = 3193
As you can see this number has no meaning at all.
Thanks for your attention.

This is the quote of the century

Lol. Nigerian police

The whole police should be reformed. Graduates should dominate the police and not some touts with guns

Tonto u shoulda waited for me

Call me whenever you guys separate

Nigerians Sef!
The other day it was GEJ's aide praying in church with both eyes closed when he was supposed to be guarding GEJ

Now it's Governor's security playing DRAUGHT (not draft )
Naija na wa

Abeg make una tell this rita dominic say i still dey interested.

I lost out on . . . . wetin be her name again sef. . . . . that babe wey her issues de always make front page for nairaland, wey come marry.

Anyways, me i must to dey this rittygirl sharp sharp

If I dey that church, that is the end. Dem no go see me again

Thief vs thief.

Next please

see me see wahala o, wetin dey wrong with kissing your own daughter abeg?

Abeg make people park well joo

If na him niece then some fit argue, but na him pikin, she be very small pikin. Give the guy a break joo

[size=18pt]Don't believe every garbage you see online. This photo is not real. It's photoshop. From this movie[/size]






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ87hBFrS_I

Kudos to the Nigerian aka NYPD police babe

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

@ "handed over to chief priest for cleansing"

LMAO

I love Naija

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PDP should go and f--k themselves
They should shut up and not talk when nigerians are around. And they are the reason why this old demented great grandpa is ruling nigeria in 2015 with 1941 mentality.

As if not disrespecting Buhari for the xmas season will wipe out the fact that Buhari is a mean spirited, clueless, demented and indeed brainless dictator that has no business in a 21st century democratic experiment

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EroticAngelina:
First of all, this thread is for the ladies only!! Guys are banned from seeing this thread!

We all know that ladies feel disturbed and extremely uncomfortable defecating( in other words, poopooing.. shittinq, waheva you call it) in the boyfriend's place.
You know girls are seen as clean, un-shitttting human beings, and some guys think girls don't poo(seriously!)
So you might feel somehow pooing when ur with ur bf, I do.
faeces smell so disgusting, and its just a turn off for most guys. The fact that he knows ur in the toilet taking a dump is so embarrassing! despite the fact that all human beings poop, which we all know (including guys), it would still be nice and comforting to think we are unshittable

so if you've not gotten to that 'we-can-shiitt-infront-of-eachother' level in ur relationship, these tips are for you, I use them, and they work for me(I hope)

1 Make sure you do all ur toilet business at home bfor going to his house. if u can't do this, then keep reading

2 NEVER EAT EGG, BEANS AND PAWPAW BFOR GOING TO HIS HOUSE. don't ask me why please

3 If u want to poo, and you're pressed, put on the shower or sink tap to mask the sound of your pooing.

4 Always carry a good air freshener with u. so after pooing, you spray it and open the window

5 You can lie to your boyfriend that ur sweating and u want to shower. but make sure u shower afterwards to avoid suspicion

6 put on a song, raise the volume to the loudest, and be singing along to mask the sound

7 Do not leave the toilet immediately!!! stay till the smell z gone.

add yours if u got any
I know this might seem childish to y'all, buh waheva

And those planning to attack me, y'all gonna be secretly practicing it

no hating!

I'm Sure U know that 80% of the biewers of this thread will be guys, huh?

Amadioha don catch una today

Only in nigeria/africa.

By the way which state be dis sef

So this Photocratic Administration of Bubu de Prez has graduated from photo ops to mere words.

bettercreature:
And how is 17million too much for a governor to spend?atleast he did not chattered a flight

And here comes your average nigerian who cannot reason well, defending the frivolous extravagant lifestyle of his leaders at his expense. Didnt even ask what he went to Miami to do. With this kind of citizenry, do we expect real leadership in Nigeria?

If that 17 million naira was used to provide chairs and tables for sone of the rickety primary schools in the villages which i see on tv, will the world come to an end?