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PoliticsRe: What Has Buhari's Administration Achieved This Year? by toshmann(m): 9:23pm On Nov 04, 2015
francizy:
Am perplexed, angry and at the same time disgusted at comments insinuating Buhari hasn't achieved anything this year. When:

- boko haram members are running Maiduguri and Yola down (haven killed over 3 thousand people since May 29)?
- Fulani herdsmen are distroying farmlands and killing farmers with full force?
- the economy is already on recession?
- fuel scarcity and increase in fuel price is the order of the day?
- DSS is been used to fight perceived enemies?
- our media no longer dish out reliable news?
- the Nigerian Army is now been used to deceive gullible Nigerians and also, instead of fighting boko haram head on, they are busy issuing warnings?
- it took the president five - six months to release his thank you/noisemakers' list in the form of ministers (having some of the most corrupt and senile politicians just like the president himself)?
- no project has been commissioned?
- refinery that was due for operation in 2016 was forcefully put to operation and subsequently shut down?
- body odour generated power has declined back to it's epileptic state?
- de-marketing Nigeria to foreign investors?
- confusion everywhere as most statements released by one media aid of the president is refuted by the second aid before the day runs out?
- all campaign promises has been denied?
- the president converted Nigerian economy to a northern empire by choosing mostly northerners to head important posts and tagging the regions that didn't vote for him as 5 percent?
- crime rate has quadrupled?
- the only economic direction of the president is blames, blames and multiple blames?
- the president misses important functions and goofs at important meetings/interviews abroad?
- the president only speaks to Nigeria via BBC Hausa or via foreign media stations while only his aids speak to us via Nigerian stations?
- job losses/job creation is at it's lowest since 1984 (talk about breaking his own record)?
- JP Morgan delisted Nigeria from its bond index?
- fighting perceived enemies and using judges to criminally upturn elections in opposition states?
- further deplating our researves by embarking on fruitless journeys outside Nigeria?

Truthfully, Buhari has achieved a lot but unfortunately/sadly, the achievements were negative ones.. sad
grin grin

But hey, u forgot one more achievement;

photos photos photos grin
PoliticsRe: All Ministers Will Get Portfolio – Presidency by toshmann(m): 1:45pm On Nov 03, 2015
Omotolu:
Buhari must stop insulting the integrity of Nigerians. All this say one thing today,imply another the day after must cease. I am beginning to believe he is suffering from senility.
Shebi dem tell una say he no go school grin
Na so e de embarass naija every day by day grin
If this guy open mouth, him PR people go begin de fear. cheesy

In an era when reasonable countries are electing vibrant young people to lead them, we chose this guy. grin

Original one chance president
PoliticsRe: All Ministers Will Get Portfolio – Presidency by toshmann(m): 1:41pm On Nov 03, 2015
divinehand2003:
I don't understand anymore oooo.
What are we to believe now? From reduction of ministries to 19 and making portfolios for all 36 ministers or adding those without portfolio to the cabinet, ahhhh, I am lost.
Anytime Buhari opens his mouth in public, someone has to go back and clean up his communicative mess grin
CrimeRe: University Student beaten to death Over Girlfriend In Jigawa by toshmann(m): 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2015
dre11:
Just one girl decides to knock off the senses of 6guys to the bin.......






She must have had a gold plated hole down there
grin grin
Abeg Make she make space for #7 cheesy

Bc me Toshmann must taste this gold spiced up dungeon cool
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-Bruce Takes A Shot At Buhari by toshmann(m): 12:42pm On Nov 02, 2015
gregg2:
But seriously, this president is so disgusting. . .

Potholes are taking over major roads, no light,
fuel is scarce in most parts of the country,
no money in circulation, economic activities are sinking

All we are fed with are lies, propaganda and pictures.

Meanwhile, he drives around Abuja in convoy of 30 cars - same Abuja developed
by same PDP govts he wants us to beleive is bad while he himself has not tarred a km of
road 6months since becoming president
No suprise here. I expected it. Incompetence is like pregnacy. You cant hide it for long.

What I did not expect is to see cows roaming the streets of maitama. grin

The fulani cattle rearers have taken over the land with impunity
CelebritiesRe: Queeneth Agbor: The Day My Igbo Boyfriend Slapped Me Becos I Kissed In Movie by toshmann(m): 7:44pm On Oct 30, 2015
All these igbo this igbo that making front page na wa o.

Somebody will wake up one morning and say some sh-t about igbos and become popular overnight. Nonsense talk that is not warranted.

Sunday Oliseh started a ted talk show by happily announcing that he is not igbo, a talk that has nothing to do with his ethnic group. Who asked him if he is igbo, what has that got to do with his ted talk? Well, it worked for him, he became popular.

Now this girl who has issues with her insecure boyfriend, instead of quietly dissing the guy, she chose to announce that her yeye boyfriend is igbo as if being igbo is the issue angry
And again, its working for her, people are going to like her for it, and her statement made front page already.

Igbophobia! The bane of nigeria.
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by toshmann(m): 7:34pm On Oct 30, 2015
cococandy:
Yea but if your brother lost his wife you wouldn't mind him moving on 6months later.
Dont make it a man vs woman affair. This is wrong. Women always defend women until their son becomes a man. grin

By the way, you this cococandy. . . . You seem familiar. . . undecided. . . . . . I remember you cheesy

Where is your sister? angry
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by toshmann(m): 7:30pm On Oct 30, 2015
cococandy:
It all depends my brother.
I know that personally for someone I loved, a few years won't be enough to mourn them.
I even say that as young as I am now, if something were to happen to my DH, I won't marry again. Doesn't mean I won't move on eventually. But I won't judge people based on my own standards.

OP said they didn't have a good marriage. Who knows if they are even his real parents abi the story is copy and paste. We dey here dey tear our dross. grin

Anyway a Bad marriage could mean a whole lot of things. Cheating, beatings, etc etc. In light of that, I think 6 months is a befitting respect period. If I was in a bad marriage and Couldn't leave because of reasons best known to me, the man dies, I would mourn like two weeks cool grin and moved on to the next bobo. (make dem sue me)

Talking about tradition, I've seen men marry 6 months after their wives died. When did they court the lady? Yet people come to their weddings and rejoice, wish them well and pray for them.
Now mommy is dating and the heavens want to fall. Somehow she must have killed the man according to majority of posters here. I wonder why I never hear that when a man's wife dies and he decides to move on so soon.

That's one skewed tradition. As are most anyway.
I feel you. But the fact that men do it doesn't make it right though. Man or woman, something wrong is still wrong. The Grave is still too fresh to bring in another man (or woman) into the very bed your deceased partner shared with you, with total disregard for your children and their feelings.
6 months is unacceptable for me. At least 1yr.

You can date him, even f--k him, whatever, but dont bring him home yet. Dont make it official yet. Think of how the kids will feel. How can you look your daughter in the face and stop her from sleeping around with men.

But it's my own opinion though.
PoliticsRe: Kano Governor, Abdullahi Ganduje Sleeping In Public? by toshmann(m): 3:49pm On Oct 30, 2015
osedvgirl:
eweeeeeeee


this old men wont go home to rest and leave this positions for vibrant/able youth with 21st century megabrain, not tired and outdated brains cool
Isnt it the pathetic youth that keep routing for the old men to rule.

I remember a few months ago, young, vibrant and 'intelligent' young men in their 30s and 40s shouting for a septugenerian to rule them, when the British PM is their age mate. lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: I’m Sad! Mum Is Having An Affair Six Month’s After Dad’s Death’ by toshmann(m): 2:32pm On Oct 30, 2015
cococandy:
Six months later,
It's not an affair.

The only issue is that there are many of them as the poster said. If it was only one person, then it's not a problem.
Till death do them part.
Technically you are right. But in our african culture, 6 months is a little too short. At least a year. And if she has adult children, or even teenage children, heck any child at all who can talk, she shoulda let them know of it, before bringing a man to replace their father. angry

#thesewomenarenotloyal
#dontkillyourselfforthem
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Many Feared Killed, Houses Burnt Down In Yobe by toshmann(m): 11:40am On Oct 30, 2015
Boko threads are empty these days cheesy

Sai Buhari
Sai Boko-harry grin

Sai APC
Sai Party of Terror

We are busy with Saraki and NASS while Boko is busy killing and Fulani Cattle rearers are warming up for the next village to attack

Sai Buhari
Sai one chance
RomanceRe: Roommate Is Sleeping With Our Landlord, Should I Tell The Landlord’s Wife? by toshmann(m): 11:34am On Oct 30, 2015
adewumiopeyemi:
A true life story and I know little about the story. Read below:

“I’m so confused, I don’t know what to do. My roommate is dating our landlord and they do have s.ex under the same roof we are living. We are students but we live off campus.

Our landlord should be in his 40s and he is married with 2 kids, our landlord and his family lives in the same building with us. The first day I knew they were dating was when I caught them making love in our room although I’ve been suspecting their movement before I caught them together.

My roommate confessed to me that she’s dating him and they’ve been going out for over 4 months now.

My problem now is our landlord’s wife is a very nice woman, she’s one of the most nicest people I’ve ever met, she gives us food, money and she treats us like her sisters. I still remember the last time I misplaced N3200 for my medical in school, it was our landlord’s wife that gave me N4000 to pay for it and she has also helped this my roommate countless time.

Knowing my friend and my landlord doing extra ordinary is giving me guilty conscience each time I see the landlord’s wife. Do you think I should tell the landlord’s wife?”
Mugu,
Use it to blackmail ur landlord. Tell him that he must allow u to stay in his house without paying rent or else you'll tell his wife cool

Make sure you have irrefutable evidence
PoliticsRe: Buhari Addresses World Leaders At 3rd India-Africa Forum Summit by toshmann(m): 12:12am On Oct 30, 2015
iyobs7:
Who nor go nor know, sit down for Nigeria dey yan pata about India, India better pass Nigeria for every single sector. Dey there dey make your ignorance dey bathe you wear (where) you shirt ode...
Your Ignorance could have been a secret if you could spell 'where', and if you realized I was not comparing India to Nigeria, and if you understood that India is a country, not even a first world country, but just a developing country that is being compared to Africa which is a continent of over 50 countries. Also it would have helped if you asked whether I was sitting down in Nigeria. But unfortunately, you are stupid, and even worse, an adult. That means your stupidity which has entered adulthood is now permanent grin

#youcantfixstupid
PoliticsRe: Buhari Addresses World Leaders At 3rd India-Africa Forum Summit by toshmann(m): 9:35pm On Oct 29, 2015
Africa sef don suffer. So India, wey be one country, wey nova even chop belleful, go just wake up one day say make all african leaders come get summit with them.

SMBH
EducationRe: 10 Types Of Boarding School Students by toshmann(m): 9:33pm On Oct 29, 2015
Original FEGOCOOK cool

I was #6,8 and 10 at the same time grin

All these children wey full here, make una no ask me my year of graduation o, make dem no begin calculate my age grin grin
EducationRe: Fatima Bombom-Sani Shines At Nigeria Law School, Breaks Record by toshmann(m): 5:01pm On Oct 28, 2015
teepsee:
Yeeeehhhh go lady. Congrat babe. Hope she won't Hustle for work as others.

Ladies making Nigeria proud since 1940
And toshmann keeping the ladies satisfied since 1642 cool
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Inside Her Mansion ( Today's New Photo ) by toshmann(m): 1:30am On Oct 25, 2015
onajison:
She too de show herself
Wetin you wan make she show? wink
PoliticsRe: Breaking! Scores Killed In Yola Blast by toshmann(m): 5:55pm On Oct 23, 2015
Opinedecandid:
President sai Bookohari, Mr. Tegrity, Baba go slow, shampion of one point agenda which is kworruption, is the December Dateline still on course?
OR, Would you rather prefer resignation?

Please Nigerians, don't get it twisted why I have to sound this way, and don't bother to quote me, except you want to salute me, else I will serve you with the meal most appropriate for the wise to serve to the fool: SILENCE.

For the avoidance of doubt, hear me out.
I am strongly of the opinion that the present administration's problem is spiritual and the solution is spiritual, as well.

In as much I'm not happy with the happenstances in our country, especially the wasting of lives and properties by the insurgents, I'm not equally happy with the way and manner the present administration is lying, boasting and attempting to put pecks and cast veils on the eyes of Nigerians over their stewardship since they came on board.

Again, and most importantly, the most fierce-ful challenge starring the present administration in the face is cama. This is the the reason I alluded to spirituality.
Both the Holy Bible and the koran, as well as traditional laws frowns at sowing evil and destructive seeds with an injunction that what goes around comes around (using diverse peculiar registers).

The import of this on the present administration is that what ever things they wished the administration of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan MUST be harvested by them. They will enjoy the good things they wished; and suffer the evil things they wished, as well. NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.

They have to learn to know and say it matter-of-factly that they are yet to make tangible progress.

Most of the things they derided the past administration over, this present administration has patronised them all: like seeking foreign assistance, nominating/appointing corrupt persons, making appointments base on tribe, ethnicity and sectionalism, threatening our democracy with dictatorial tendencies, etc.


Rest in peace to the dead.

Resurrect and arise in battle to the government.
Stop HITTING THE GROUND GROUNDED, rather than hitting the ground running as you promised.

SOLUTION:

Let them go to God in prayers:
For FORGIVENESS and HELP.
That is for the people who were naive enough to believe campaign rhetoric.

For me, no surprise here. What is happening now is exactly what I expected. The bombings, ghe ineptitude, the shameless defense of the indefensible, the cluelessness, the ethnic based nepotism etc.
well, nigeria voted him, nigeria deserves him.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Inside Her New House - Photo by toshmann(m): 1:16pm On Oct 18, 2015
bikerboy1:
A single lady living in a big empty house alone,

that could be worrisome if you ask me.
Worry no more. . . I'm moving in cool

Dear Linda Ikeji. . . would you marry me? angry

grin
FamilyRe: Best Reply To When Your Wife Says No Sex Tonight.. by toshmann(m): 1:57am On Oct 17, 2015
@topic

HehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahHhahahHhHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahHhaahHhahahHHahahahahahah

To be continued. . . . . . . . . . .
PoliticsRe: Governor El-rufai Visits VP Osinbajo In His Office At The Villa Again..photos by toshmann(m): 4:21pm On Oct 15, 2015
Dannyset:
He even bow to him, and Wailers will be wailing here on NL Politics Section.
Yea, the same way Obama shake gadhaffi hand before orchestrating an invasion that led to the extra judicial execution of the libyan strong man tongue

They have issues, stop denying it. There's nothing unusual about politicians having issues, unless they are zombies who don't have a mind of their own. However, i have to commend them for handling their issues with some sort of decorum.
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Attends Her Son's Movie Premiere In Hollywood (Photos) by toshmann(m): 9:45pm On Oct 14, 2015
Nice. . . . . . but West Holywood!!!hmmn, I've been to that city. . . . . uhm . . . Make I no talk Sha.

Congrats young man
PoliticsRe: Chima Okoro, Twitter User Who Predicted Abuja Attacks Deletes Account by toshmann(m): 1:25pm On Oct 04, 2015
So Boko Haram attacks and you all start heading for the head of a careless Biafran wannabe grin

It's not that hard to predict that boko haram will attack. All it takes is a little bit of common sense and a little bit of luck.

However, security protocol demands that he be questioned at least. In civilized countries he will be questioned. But in Banana republics, he will be tortured into false confirmations.

We know where Boko Haram recruits from.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by toshmann(m): 1:16pm On Oct 04, 2015
gunuvi:
You are very correct but many Nigerians are very gullible to the estent you will almost believe they are hypnotised by these thieves and heartless beings calling themselves men of God.
They will soon come on this thread to swallow us but I have reserved a dangerous thunder to strike them
I am waiting.

Heeeeey!!! So I am FTC.
I hereby dedicate this to all those who were lucky to survive the bomb blast on friday. May God please heal the soon and RIP to the innocent ones that lost their lives.
Nigeria will be great soon!!!
I have a gymn in my basement, you can bring that your thunder over so the thunder can be doing press-up while waiting for the person to strike cheesy
PoliticsRe: Recent Activities Of The Bring Back Our Girls Group by toshmann(m): 1:09pm On Oct 04, 2015
So the bring back our girls campaign has metamorphorsed from a vibrant push against govt percieved inaction to a town hall meeting with uniform grin

They are no longer marching to NASS or Aso Rock. They are no longer blaming govt and calling govt names.
They have their members now sitting comfortably in various cabinet positions in different places grin

But the girls are not yet back huh

There is a God in Heaven. . . . and he is watching
PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast: Pieces Of Human Flesh Litter Abuja Suburb - Punch by toshmann(m): 1:20pm On Oct 03, 2015
free2ryhme:
huhHow come bombs go off immediately after Pdp thieves are arrested. It happened when col. Sambo was arrested and now bombs go off after the arrest of diezani. Azazi said it BH is pdp and pdp is BH
APC fans cannot believe their eyes grin

There's no GEJ to blame cheesy , the guy is gone. Enjoying his family and a new grandchild wink.

Buhari can go and appoint a gymnastic trainer as COAS or relocate Army HQ to Maidugiri, it takes BRAINS to defeat terror. Today, he is president and he is FULLY responsible for this mess. All the gains of the last 6weeks of GEJ are gone, bombs are now going off in Abuja again. He is calling of chad and cameroon and niger and france and germany amd russia and. . . . i've lost count. He even called on Caesar, my Dog, to help grin

Cluelessness is a sin in high places angry
PoliticsRe: Adorable Photo Of Former Pres. Jonathan's Grand Daughter by toshmann(m): 1:12pm On Oct 03, 2015
pimpchi:
I LOVE NEW BORN BABIES... THE INNOCENCE, PEACEFULNESS AND WORRY FREE OUTLOOK WOWS THE MIND.
#cnt wait to start a family.... seriously praying for my missing rib.
About that missing rib thing, undecided i been carry one wrong rib attach to myself, the thing come de wound me badly. Na em i throway the rib. After all these yrs of corner-corner arrangee, e be like say i go try find aborher rib take attach to body o undecided
Make i try one more time undecided undecided

angry[size=4pt] no, dem wahala too much[/size]
PoliticsRe: See What Boko Haram Did To Cattle After Poisoning Water Sources In Borno..photos by toshmann(m): 1:06pm On Oct 03, 2015
sunnyb0b0:
Bro, there's no need for this. TThose guys are human beings and not all of them are bad. That's their source of livelihoods with which they feed their families.
And Who cries for the thousands that have been killed by fulani herdsmen? You see, some of us make no distinction between boko haram and fulani herdsmen. They attack, steal, pillage, burn, rape, and are both sponsored by powerful men somewhere.

I reserve my pity for Nigerians bc Boko Terror has entered a new phase that is not fought with guns. All they need now is to poison water and foodstuff. We have no means pf checking this method. Now imagine this scenario-->Chop suya, die. Chop tomato from the north, die. Drink "pure" water? Die etc etc etc. how can we stop that?
PoliticsRe: [BUHARINOMICS] Is 1983 About To Repeat Itself? By Nairametrics by toshmann(m): 12:59pm On Oct 03, 2015
The Buhari evonomy didnt work in the 80s, and it wont work today bc it is the same game plan that he is going to bring.
All the people eagerly waitinng for minister's list, i jope you all know that Buhari is a hands-on leader? He has a few people that he trusts and those few will do almost everything in his administration. They may not be ministers, they are prolly in his kitchen cabinet. So hos economic policy may not change from the 80s, regardless of who his ministers are.

Those of una wey sabi pray, better start spiritual firebombing. Add a little fasting to it
Christianity EtcRe: Woman With No Vaginal Opening Gives Birth To Baby Girl In Lagos (Photos) by toshmann(m): 5:25pm On Oct 02, 2015
Lol. I no talk. But let me state that the igbo name 'chimezie" doesnt mean let God correct, it means more like let God take over/ or let God do the rest, or let God perfect etc. saying let God correct is like saying God made errors or the child is subhuman or deformed etc amd igbos dont give childeen that kind negative names.

Sprry for the digression, names matter in some cultures.
EducationRe: Only A Genius Can Interpret This (photo) by toshmann(m): 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2015
What are the benefits of answering this op's question?
I need me a price tag or at least a Prize cool
PoliticsRe: Odinkalu, Fani-kayode In Twitter War Over Hate Speech. by toshmann(m): 3:12pm On Oct 01, 2015
I'm with FFK on this one, where was the human right goon when fulani herdsmen kill everyday? Ive never heard of that human rights commision or its chairman. They kept quiet all these years the fulani cattle men have been pillaging, killing, destroying in numbers, then suddenly they found a voice when FFK decided to call a spade a spade. I may not agree with calling them tse tse flies, but i surw as hell do agree that they must leave the south. And here's why;

The south has less land than the north, the south are mainly farmers. Therefore there will always be a clash of interests between the farmwrs in the village and the herdsmen, and we know how trhat ends, herdsmen will raid a village at night and wipe it out. They may not be tse tse flies, but in this day and age, they are less than human.
And if you think they deserve respect, then you dont have a heart. How many people have been killed by fulani herdsmen? Have tou thought ofbtheir victims, or their future victims? Or are you part of the killing machine?
Pls

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