₦airaland Forum

imperiouxx: no be that viewing center down the street we watch the match together because NEPA no gree give us light since yesterday.

bad guy. . . .Nepa sef na wa o . . . dem no even gree person watch our boys as dem defeat our opponents

kakistomoboplutocratic

describe the eagles in one word. . . . . . .FANTASTIC

They Will Never Walk Alone

[quote author=X-factoria]You obviously don't know how the MRI scan works! It doesn't measure true age per se. It measures bone development as a proxy for age. And because these guys in Africa don't develop at the same pace as Europeans for dietary reasons, they would probably still pass the MRI equivalent of a European 17 years old at say 19-23 years.

However, this team is the youngest U-17 team I have witnessed Nigeria present at any tournament and I have been watching since Scotland 1989.[/quote]though i didnt watch the games, i refuse to let you take away the authenticity of their victory . . . the average african is smaller than his european age-mate, those boys must be young bc i refuse to believe that the nigerian authorities will even attempt to present overaged kids in this 2013 with new technology here and there.

meanwhile bone age na bone age. . . . if their bone age na de same, then its fair game, period

imperiouxx: lols... No be alaba rago you dey live

how u take sabi?

Bianu o, umunne m lee, unu agwaghikwanu m na naijiria na agba World Cup. Amaghi m na ha meriri de World Cup sef. Na wa o.

M ka na añu tombo Ify chefuru n'ulo agaba, ka m jiri nke ahu start-ia celebrations

Imagine Nigeria win World Cup I no know
I no even sabi say World Cup dey

This America wey person come de live don take style change my mentality. Na wa o

Anywys Congrats Super Eagles

I guess GEJ will count this as one of his achievements

Dreamsinbc: Tosh, biko jidekwara nkowa gi. Haaa! Nke 10pm kwa? Ify kwu kwara ekwu. Aji adirokwa na abu m.

Cool-uo down nwanne, 10.00pm diri bad for you, inwerike bia ebe 11.00pm nsogbu adiro.
M ga akowasitara gi ya ofuma.

Okwa irukwuru-irukwuru!


@ifynkwa elee nwanne m Nwoke ichuputara na obodo Eliza?
Kedu nwa Sudan? Gini ka imere ya? Darfur wu virgin before ya amata gi, now amaghi kwa m ihe darfur wuzi. School edinye re ya na London, darfur a-pass-ighi exam ya. Kemgbe 2007 darfur nu school!
Oguga gini? Since iji mata ya darfur don loose focus, na agbaghari na London ka aturu n'enweghi Onye nche.

Agwala m ya lawa naijiria or ya bia amerika. Even correct babe daddy ya chotara ya na Virginia darfur ekweghi alu, maka Ify

Ifynkwa akuola ya nkwa, kupu ya uburu ya

Ifylacious ifybembe . Idi bad. M na agbara gi oso

Ala akwupula otele

Dreamsinbc: Biko Tosh, munwa na onwe m chokwu ima ihe bu irukwuru-irukwuru. Ka mmadu mara mgbe oso su.

haba! . . ichoro ima ihe irukwuru-irukwuru putara
nke ahu awughi nsogbu nu, just bia my side na mgbede echi ka m kowara gi . . . .
ewoo, ndo, agaghi m anu ya, owu ebe 9.00pm ka m ga eji bata so inwere ike bia ebe 9:30pm or 10.00pm ka nye gi the full gist of irukwuru-irukwuru

Ify, nkili ka m ne kili gi na Tosh na Agaba. Emecha ka m ga ju gi ihe ha mere gi.

onweghi ihe m mere ify. . . ify na emere m anya ufu bc m wu bobo . . . . .

by the way, imakwa na umu boys na threadia na agbara ify oso? ify wu enyi umuokorobia and ya mechaa any boy enyi the boy ebido riawa oria everyday while ify ga adi healthy 24/7 . . . . her last victim wu otu onuku boy bi na london. . . de guy na asa efere now na bar nu na central london whereas ify eburu ego the mugu gbalata ghana . . .

skimpychick: . Gini ka tosh mere ify?

nwanne m soro m juo o. . . ajugidela m ajuju a kemgbe 1914 lord lugard biara naijiria. . . gini ka m mere ify o. m lee anya na aka nri lekwe ify ka ona abia. .. . . m lee anya na aka ekpe lekwa ify ka o na aba, eji m gi ugwo. . . eji m gi ugwo. . . ifynkwa

everytime ify na emere m anya ufu maka na m wu bobo . . . owu ihe ojoo nwoke ima mma di egwu

. @tosh anurum na asa obula dabara gi n'aka awurula okuko december biko kowaturum. Iga egbuya egbu ka iga akpa ya akpa .

ihe m na eme ha wu irukwuru-irukwuru

buoye1: Y did they stop dem frm burning it!!

bc it was the right thing to do . .

agabaI23: Umuigbo udo diiri unu.
A na m asi ka chukwu gozie oru aka gi.
A na m asi ka umunwanyi anyi luta di di ka m na Tosh
A na m asi ka di dika From otu gharakwa irutu ha aka

Udo diri unu, dirikwara m

Iseeeeeee
Faketan Onye nke m

Or better still ha nile bia luo tosh nwa mama

hugerod: Desperate Housewives Coming To Lagos!
Popular American television comed drama-mystery series, Desperate Housewives is to get an African remake.

According to Nigerian network EbonyLife, they have joined forces with Disney to give the award winning show an African adaptation.

The show is reportedly still in the development stages and is scheduled for a 2014 debut on the channel which reaches 44 countries on the African continent.

According to ebonylifetv.com, the show will feature a pan-African cast and will be set in Lagos, Nigeria, where it will also be shot.

"We are going to give the stories an African flavor. We will localize it, because there's nothing that the West has that Africa doesn't have: we love, we fight, we kiss, we make up. We like all the good things in life. There's good and there's evil globally," Mo Abudu, CEO and Executive Chairman of EbonyLife TV was quoted saying.

The original US show, which starred big names such as Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross and Eva Longoria aired  for 8 seasons between 2004 and 2012 and managed to win numerous industry awards.

The Disney Desperate Housewives remakes have reportedly proved very popular in countries like Turkey, Colombia, and Brazil and Nigeria hopes to follow suit.

EBONY LIFE

http://www.dadeliverer.com/2013/10/desperate-housewives-coming-to-lagos.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&m=1

I predict that by 2019 the divorce rate in Nigeria will double and the marriage rate will fall by at least 20%.

Na the kind rubbish wey we de like import from America. Why don't we copy their technology and industrialization?

Nonsense

Fabulousuzo: [size=35]R.I.P[/size] the rate @which young people die this days is alarming

Young people have been dying in their numbers thousands of years ago up to today. No be today e start. And no be today e go end.

Meaning, life is fragile regardless of your age

pharmow: I don't comment on this kinna topic cos they don't add value to my life or anyone else

You just did

skimpychick: ndibe anyi ekene m unu. ka odiri unu na mma .

ya dikwara gi mmaa o

iffydave: Ndi be anyi ekene m unu oooooo.....ututu oma nu,


nke onye chiri ya zeru!!!

ekene m gi, nwanne mmadu

Katsumoto: What about the husband that was convicted of rape just because he ejaculated?

i dont know about the case you are talking about. . . but i dont doubt it. it is very possible.

a woman's words--->she gave no consent=rape. that's law for you. it doesnt matter if you are her husband or boyfriend.

ahaa, i forgot to tell ya, another way many young niggers go to jail via"rape" is when they sleep with underage girls.
here's what happens, according to the law, sleeping with under age girls= rape. i think the age for s3x in the UK is 17 or 18yrs, in the US different states have different ages i guess. now oyibo girls de big quick quick. 15yr old girls dont mature, big, front and back. . . u fit think say dem dey 20yrs sef. . . you carry am go bang, dem catch you, na rape dem go call am. . . .na jail be that. so when you see "mature babe" wey de talk like small pikin, take style find out her age, otherwise na rape o. . . . and sometimes sef the babes na trap wey some undercover police dey use to catch you.

in summary, if you are black in america (and i think the UK too) just be careful, there are many ways to go to jail. . . you really dont have to be a criminal

Katsumoto: Proof of rape should be more than what someone says.

In the following cases it is easy to prove

1. where the victim doesn't know the rapist
2. where the victim knows the rapist but there is no relationship between them i.e they don't even talk
3. the victim's drink is spiked
4. the victim was so wasted that she didn't know what was going on; a guy should walk away from a girl who has slurred speech or should even try to help her if he knows her
5. there is physical violence or threat of violence

It is difficult to prove in the following

1. she agrees to sex but then changes her mind after being penetrated
2. she invites a stranger to her house after meeting for the first time or she goes to the stranger's house anytime after midnight. At any time of the day, you can get a cab to take you home. It is not an excuse to state you spent the night because it was too late to go home. If you are drunk, many bars and clubs will call a cab for you
3. Leaving your house and going directly to a boy's house with the intention of spending the night - you have an overnight bag containing toothbrush, sexy nightwear


Women also shouldn't be allowed to make claims once time has so passed that medical tests make it impossible to ascertain whether there was forceful penetration. If you are ra.ped, you should go straight to the police or to a friend or family member who can act for you. Some women claim rape simply because the guy doesn't call back as promised. The courts should impose the sentence that a rapist would have had on the women so that liars are discouraged. The high incidence of lying about rape is an injustice against the women who do suffer rape.

these things are easy to suggest from your room. if you've ever been to a court and listen to lawyers argue about obvious situations like color or even simple maths, then you'll agree with me that even these your "easy to prove" scenarios aint easy to prove at all. a good lawyer can argue that despite those situations, rape didnt occur. remember, ideally, it is innocent until proven guilty. the emphasis is the word PROVEN. trust me, it is almost impossible to prove rape. the only proof without any doubt is a videotape of rape, or to an extent a audio tape. in the absence of these, there is no absolute proof of rape. and so the legal expectation changed from "innocent until proven guilty without any doubt" to "innocent until proven guilty without any REASONABLE doubt" .
question: who determines what is "reasonable doubt" ?

so my dear, it's not easy to prove rape, and so the powers that be decided to draw a line. . . a woman's words with any DNA suport of the man's semen is enough proof of s3xual encounter. . . .then the woman's words that she didnt give consent make it rape.

now maaaany women have abused this privilege which was set up to protect them. many men have been ruined by it. . . BUT let us not pretend that rape is not a serious issue and that many women actually tell the truth. it's just one of those imperfections in life where prevention is better than cure. . .make sure she gave consent, make sure she's your friend, be sure of her before you start chooking . . .

pickabeau1: this lad is almost in final year.

doesn't matter. . . . .

babyBB: Ladies beware of guys when dey do u a favour, try to be nice to u because if they have the opportunity irrespective of the fact dat he claims to be d church going type, hmmmm, he can go down with u. A word is enof 4 d wise!

PATHETIC!!!

perhaps your advice for men is never be nice to a lady.
either you are
1. a man-hating-modafoking-feminist
2. a frustrated used-abused-and-re-used mobile concentration of sadness in human skin
3. a lesbian. . (which is okay at least in the western world, but even lesbians don't necessarily hate men, they just don't date men)

this world would be a better place if people are nice to each other. . . . nobody says you must invite a nice man to your home, or accept an invitation to his home. get a proper enlightenment. there are signs that show when a man is interested in you (which is not a bad thing, unless you are OOOOGLIEE ) . if you like the man the tread carefully, if not, stop encouraging him. if he moves "beyond boundary", POLITELY tell him off immediately. most decent men respect a woman who politely reject their advance. (most of our black sisters reject men in a very humiliating manner which breeds contempt and "vexannoyance"

there's nothing wrong with a little kindness every now and then. . . .and men, let's not forget to appreciate any kindness from a lady, and a kind lady doesnt mean she is giving green light. . . although it may mean so . . . . but it doesnt always mean so.

and perhaps even more importantly. . . . if a lady gives you "that thing" . . . . . dont suddenly disrespect her . . . . no matter who she is. . .she is human and she gave you voluntarily. . .so she deserves some respect and dignity/privacy. . . .dont go running your mouth like fani kayode and telling or suggesting to the world that you had her. . . it will make women harder to get. . . and people like me . . .what will i be doing on this earth if i'm not banging any babe . . . na to go hang na

abeg una

Ndipe: If you are still in college back home studying Engineering and have the opportunity to move to America, transfer your credits immediately to a college out here and continue from there. You stand a higher chance of getting an engineering job with an American degree than with a Nigerian degree.

FACT !!

Katsumoto: Yes, you started all bitter. If there are men in your life who love you and who whom you, then you will not be insensitive to the plight of men who have been accused unjustly of rape.

No one said all rape victims are liars. We are only stating that the incidence of lying about rape is too high. So high that lives have been destroyed. You can't have a blanket rule that once a woman cries rape, then she must have been raped.

Take each case on its merit. In this case, there isn't anything to suggest rape other than the word of the woman.

What is few to you? 'Few' is relative in this case. For me, one man going to prison after being falsely accused of rape is too much. Do you know why? Because it could have happened to me.

You hit no nerve, the perceived insults are only as a natural reaction to the insensitivity of your position and the moronic logic you applied in reaching that position.

If you move away from your default position that all men who are accused of rape are guilty of rape, then we can find common ground.

I repeat, apart from the words of the woman, what about this story makes you believe that rape really occurred?

RaP€ is difficult to manage in any society. So I did it hard to blame the judges to be honest. If you start asking for absolute proof of raP€, you will never find any, and so molesters will continue to get away.

And yes, Rap€ is a serious issue in the world today. Women get rap€d everyday. So how do we combat this? The western world decided to trust the words of the woman with a few DNA samples of the accused mans fluid on her, and that's it.

If I were in-charge, I would rather pin a prevention campaign. Women should avoid places where rape can happen. Etc. wearing skimpy clothes at night and bringing a man into your house after drinking, is asking for trouble.

English girls get drunk and have almost no control of what they do. When the drink clears, tey regret and start looking for whom to blame. And nothing pleases judges more than locking niggers up

eazzzy1: They had sex, they had a fight afterwards,she called the cops,he denied it was rape,they carried out their test,they found his semen in her,they arrested him,his story don't count! He's just a negro!

This is the classical story of inter-racial S€X in the western world. So for those on you young guys out there looking for white bangers, I'll give you the "Toshmann formular for safe banging". ( "safe" here means the mans safety/freedom/jail prevention)
Always have a hidden recorder in your pants and record your conversation with white chicks when you are about to bang. Pretend say you wan go piss for toilet, then take style put on the recorder, get back into the room and start talking again for a few seconds before the banging, let the recorder have her give consent.

This may sound way out of rationality, but it has saved a friend of mine in Canada from going to prison.

A word of advice for any successful young black man in America. If you are black, and successful, AVOID white girls at ALL costs. Forget it. Not even the ashawos of Las Vegas. Avoid all of them. They will ruin you. That's is their mission.

Me, once I hit $2million I'm done with them forever. Anyway e be like I'm done right now bc I'm into Caribbeans now.

I can't count how many friends and acquantances white chicks have ruined. I can't count. I can't

iamdsam: How did you know that their prisons are comfortable Have you ever been a prisoner in Britain before They might be fed well but being in the prison is very different from normal life. This is regardless of any prison in the world. The prison isn't a comfort zone. Try to stay in your room for a week if you have any and know the kind of mental effects it would have on you.

European prisons are holiday resorts. I tell you. Watch some documentaries. No be only entertainment you go de watch for TV.

Come America come see prison. Or even worse, Naija

odumchi: M gbaala avo; ta bu izu amuru m! Inyi ekelele m nni woo?

Odumchi Biko suokwanu Igbo

ifyalways: Happpy birthday brother Odumchi

Ka Obasi bi n'igwe cheba,gozie ma kpuchie gi. Ole ebe i ga-eme party? A choro m ibia

Toshman

Okay, owu happy birthday ka odumchi na ekwu ihea

Odukpoms happy birthday o

agabaI23: Tosh leee, inyugbuola mmadu here
Agbapugo !

Kedu air freshner?

owughikwa m nyuru de ahuru. . . . . m na eme ifylacious suspect . . . . . the ahuru yere m migraine

ifyalways: LOL

Umunne m a sef

E chetana m udi ahuru m nyuru one day na bank. lol Nna bi n'igwe gbahara m biko kwa.Di ahuru n'eshi bad. A nyuchara m ya che ma otele m adokala.Force ihe ahu ji sim n'ike puta eeh.

ify iwu number one suspect . . . . biko anyukwala udiri ahuru a na threadia ozo.. .
ebe a wu ogbako ndiigbo nairalandi, gi bia imetosiri anyi the place. . .biko nne jiri nwayo. . . . kamakwa ka m ga chotara gi ebe darfur nu, or m mere gi organize brand new okorobia gbara aji

i no get kid. . . . .

fhmm. . . . . . . . . bia . . . fhmmmm . . . . . haba!
onye nyuru ahuru a n'eshigbu mmadu na threadia?
fhmmm. . . and ihe a n'eshi ka ahuru nwanyi nyuru. . . oleekwanu ihe aga . . . . fhhhmmmmmmmmmm

ka m si ebe a puo biko . . fhhhmmmmmm

My insecurity is that I like pretty girls sooooo much. Chai!
The thing no de gree me.
I fear one day dem go poison me
But until then. . . S€X all the way

kingoflag: wetin IBB do you?

The guy finished Nigeria.