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I can relate to this story because this has happened to me before. I almost died of suffocation in the wardrobe I was hiding















Believe me at your own peril

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motun2017:
im just bn careful jawe

Eeeehyah pele sotigbo?

frankgreat:
I tell people something... Your mother is more important than your wife.. No matter what you do to your mother she will never leave you, but your wife have an option of divorce she can leave anytime.. Do they listen to them.. Talk to your mom and if she still insist then find another person... Your mom is your family your wife is external family believe me on dis..

Bro, this your mentality weak me oooo

motun2017:
so you mean i shd try all of em?? ha no.

I didn't say that jhor.. But sha don't be too timid with your emotions

funmisticqueen:
fine o! how are you enjouing sallah

We are managing jawe. Thanks for the other day


You comments always come like the rattle of a gun ehn

That's a good one from Mr President

Which human hair is gotten from dead bodies?

So, as educated as you are, you also believe weavons are from dead bodies?

Nigerians and ignorance are 5 and 6.. Nigeria is the only country in the world where education doesn't cure ignorance

ehissi:

I know say I no be tosyne2much Ooooh, but I wan ask question!

How you take forget charger for there when you no sabi road go there before??

This wan pass longer throat........

No be small long throat dey worry her ooo

funmisticqueen:
whatever loser!

Iron Lady how are you?

Narldon:

Tosyne2much

Abeg you sabi Road to this Place?

It's not like I'm hungry ooo

I just want to collect my phone charger I forgot there

So you can eat this disgusting looking ram?

Erums:
No pity them abegg... Dem necer do u... U fit check my earlier post on my experience wit one girl not too long ago... As she just enter my life cone break am for notin...

The tin pain me.. Cos i no believe i go fall like dat this age of my life... So i wise up again... The badguy always wins... Forget gentleman level... Girls no dey like am.

If i gist u my current bae level... U go know wetin i dey talk... Na she even confirm to me say if to say i too gentle she for use me...

When you use gentleman for some ladies, dem go mess you up. Sometimes, being crazy na wetin some of them dey like

mecussey:
Adonbilivit....no correct guy with your description will cry for woman. I personally, cannot cry for breakup...as in for what na. Woman never finish, beer never finish..weed full ground, me cry bc a woman left me. Watch that your guy cry, na crocodie cry, him wan use reverse psychology fuxkkk u the last one with all anger and venom.

You go use style wicked oooo

RSVP:
D only day I cried was when I lost my grandma...

She left Abk to Saki one sunday evening even though I warned her not to go cuz its already 5pm! She dey form yeye stubborn.

Mama had an accident on her way and they took her back home that same evening. The silly woman told me to carry her so dey could adjust her hospital bed and kpem she died!

I shouted Chizoursss! She died on me!!!

Grandma set me up!

Bros com see cry dat day...


But for a relationship bk?? Nah.

Eeeehyah.. May God grant her eternal rest

Emmaxx:
I hate heart break. For the first time in my life I'm falling in love. I've never for once loved a lady until now. God help o...I fear heart break. But one thing is, I know how to move on after any disappointment. Sorry to all those who have suffered heart break.

Break up usually strengthen people. You might not be emotionally fit if you have not experienced at least a heartbreak

Erums:
Baba.... The game is wicked

I come dey pity any babe wey go fall enter ya hand

zainmaxwell:
see baba some go even carry the house join

Some of them go even carry the drawer join sef

id4sho:
Boss, me wey believe ur write up die. U fold my hands, e dey happen sha
Boss, me wey believe ur write up die. U fold my hands, e dey happen sha

E happen for real ooo baba

TonyeBarcanista:
Lol him eye go soon clear.. He is just infatuated

E go soon clear

motun2017:
if u ever made a mistake once then it shd be once. if u repeat dt mistake then u r a fool. dts wat m trying to do bro. but seriously im nt just relationship inclined sha. i started dating in 300l. compared to oda gals wu v 5 bf in their sec schl days

I understand jawe. Sometimes, good girls always fall in the hand of wrong guys but that doesn't mean one shouldn't keep trying? However, wrong guys are sometimes stepping stones before meeting that very special person

You get?

Jaqenhghar:
Does it matter?
If the devil tells you that lying is not good will you say because its the devil so he is wrong?
Make una dey dey objective focus on the messsage

I never said she's wrong. But to you know marriage has to do with experience not by movies

Tolexander:
she prefers wearing wigs on her head to a crown.

Everybody is a preacher nowadays. Even Rita Dominic who doesn't understand the emperical experience of a matrimonial home, teaching about it.

No be lie my brother

zainmaxwell:
u self the thing tire you abi

I dey tell you baba

IamKashyBaby:


To be honest...I WONT TAKE ANY SINGLE KOBO...

Why? Coz i respect his money is his money but i will leave him a note that he shouldnt keep his money in a drawer...he needs to put it where it is secured.

Na so