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GeneralOjukwu:
Not a fan. ..implies you don't go regularly but sometimes.

I actually saw your "WANTED" poster in several "massage parlors" while going there to preach.

My wife doesn't starve me of my right nah, so there's no need to go there

I don't support the idea of administering insulting refreshment to attenders

It would make more sense if you go to the registry to sign your papers and head straight to your house without any refreshment

GeneralOjukwu:
Will the guy be you?

Hehe
Not a fan of the brothel nah

dirtymoney:
The recession of this Buhari's regime has really made people come to the realization of the value of money and how to mange resources efficiently.
What the writer proposed is very very possible.
I was at the market the other day to get some food items. I did not have enough money.
Usually, I do my shopping sharp sharp. Within 30 minutes I can get all the items I would be needing for a whole month. In short, I can just stand at a spot and run all my show within minutes.
But due to the hardship, I discovered that the more time you spent relating with sellers, the more value you'd get. So I spent approximate 45 minutes with the aboki selling beef. We talked and talked and talked and talked. Everything talkable. Buhari's government, APC/PDP, Evans the kidnapper, IPOB, everything. I made sure I was always on his side.
At the end, I had more than enough meat for my soup and stew. The woman selling the vegetables and ingredients was not left out... I spent close to an hour too at her shop. We talked and talked and talked about the hike in food items and also about church things. I turn brother xxxx. In short, I had to help her cut vegetables for other customers. The stuffs I got from her were almost free. Omoh, these days... One has to be super creative ooooo. Nice one OP.

Very smart dude.. Na so me sef dey do for market oooo

God knows I can't marry any lady without any iota of SHAME

My brother, you're suffering from that wages of your sin, which is LUST

The kind speed wey I take enter this thread ehn... May God have mercy on me

Eeeehyah! I really know how you're feeling

Nearly everyone has found himself or herself in your dilemma yet they moved on and didn't let their past ruin their future. And please stop worrying so much over your ex, because that is what has been affecting your psychology

Nice one

Anyway, I'm still looking forward to the pre-wedding pictures of a guy who got wedded to the lady he met at the brothel

And this goes to all the sex starved guys. Thank God I'm highly disciplined sha

Lalasticlala, where did you propose to your gf?

imam07:
Sit down there. How old are u?Why u no challenge ur parent to name u Judas or Badluck and see if the name will not determine ur live.

I want you to know that one's name is not a prerequisite to one's destiny.. People can bear ridiculous names yet they will excel in life. Moreover, if a good name is all is needed to win the race of life, people who bear good names should always take the lead in life

The only thing I see here is that, when someone bears the name "Judas", it may only scare people in dealing with you, that's all. It does not determine your destiny. One can be named a "millionaire" and that person may wallow in poverty all the days of his life.

The whites bear ridiculous names but it does not determine how the journey of their lives will go

Dc4life:
Sounds like a recipe for disaster. You should look for more mature thoughtful women to date. Sounds like it's time to upgrade.

Abi Ooooooh

imam07:
One of d dead guys name is Olokun. If u know what the name means then u will know who is responsible for their death. No be me talk am oo.

So you still believe in that kind of superstition in this era when people are doing all sorts of things to cure their ignorance?

Embarrassment is when your boyfriend opens a fake Facebook account to woo you and you end up accepting to be his girlfriend

azuza1:
Let's hear your perspective

Well, post like this doesn't really make sense to me because it lacks thoughtfulness. Of all the things that marriage encompasses, I don't think financial competition or segregation should be the principal thing between partners.

Though, everyone has got a standard but when it comes to marriage, your standard may fail you. Sometimes, your standard may not be enough to keep a relationship

To each his own opinion sha

Ooooooh! I landed in page 7
Observing comments sha

You nailed it bro!

lalanice:
who hacked tosyne2much's account

Nobody kuku hacked my account. I'm still the same person

SirMichael1:
Tosyne2much, ebi like say your head have knock abi?

This your list seem almost unbelievable especially the whatsapp and the funeral part

Look at you sha! I proposed to my financee on whatsapp and today, we are married with two kids

Marriage proposals are a huge deal. You are making a pre-commitment to surrender yourself to a lady for the rest of your life. It's a phase when you surrender bachelorhood for fatherhood in promising to raise children with her and remain faithful to her in all things. Since it’s such a big deal, you need to go about it the right way, which entails being original and true to yourself and knowing your bride-to-be very well, rather than a public exhibition of stupidity and all sorts of irrelevant dramas just to subject a lady to ulterior shock and perhaps, trend on social media.

However, marriage proposal is now a form of competition where broke guys go out of their ways in order to feel among, and below are the places broke guys normally propose to their girlfriends

1. Whatsapp

I don't understand why a guy cannot stand in the presence of the one lady he claims to love to express his intent, rather than do it on Whatsapp of all places. This barbaric act is very common with broke guys since they cannot afford to propose to a lady at exotic places. They subscribe to Whatsapp monthly plan of 10MB and will use it to propose to their girlfriends on Whatsapp call, OLX, Facebook, Snapchat, 2go, Badoo, etc

2. Public Transport

It's mildly embarrassing to see guys proposing to their girlfriends in danfo buses, keke napep, BRT buses, molue. In fact, some guys are broke yet confident that they can woo and propose to a random lady on okada. This is one of the ways broke guys normally propose to ladies

3. In the Bedroom

I want us to know that it's not every guy that can afford to propose to a lady at Shoprite, Silverbird cinema or Elegushi. And as a commissioner for broke guys on social media, many will agree with me (Tosyne2much) that some of us will rather propose to our girlfriends on a low key in our one face-to-face apartment in order to avoid public mockery and embarrassment.

4. At Beer Palour

At funny as it sounds, those who are broke and are battling with low self esteem will first get drunk at a local restaurant for morale boosting before proposing to their girlfriends. This is usually due to the fear of rejection but after gulping ten bottles of beer and two plates of nkwobi, they get drunk and begin to propose to her publicly.

5. At the Roadside/ Bus Stop

To some people, you will not have a successful marriage in as much as you haven't put your girlfriend on the spot by staging a drama and popping the question in front of family, friends and enemies. Some of us must have witnessed at least a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at Lagos-Ibadan Expressway, Iyana-Ipaja bus stop, Alaba international market, Ladipo market, etc; and other places dominated by thugs/area boys.

6. Market Places

I know a guy in my area who got the shock of his life when his girlfriend turned down his proposal and walked out on him simply because he proposed to her in a market place. She felt embarrassed and quickly took the next available okada when her boyfriend proposed to her in a place where pepper, tomatoes, ponmo, locus beans are sold. When the guy was made the subject of laughter by people who witnessed the scenario, he told them not to blame him that he was broke and that was what he could afford to do.

7. At People's Party

Broke guys are naturally smart people and can steal other people's show just to create attention for themselves. Since they can't afford to make an elaborate marriage proposal, they will steal other people show by proposing to their girlfriends when they see that the places is crowded so that the attention will be diverted to them. Some of them will even take their marriage proposal pictures with Sagem or Alcatel phone

8. At Funeral

As funny as it sounds, some broke guys can propose to their girlfriends where people are mourning the death of their loved one. This has once happened in Ojuelegba where a guy was beaten to pulp and handed over to the police for proposing at a funeral.

9. At NYSC Camp

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that another place broke guys normally propose to their girlfriend is NYSC camp ground. The moment they meet their future partner in camp, they make it seem like a joke and will propose to her even though they only survive by their monthly alawi being offered by federal government.

10. Election Ground/ Polling Booth

Last year we saw the story of a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at a polling booth since that's what he can afford. This is usually common with APC supporters

I drop my pencil at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Curled from http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/07/marriage-proposals-are-huge-deal.html

careytommy7:
Na d koko b dis. I'm just a humble good guy because I no hold.

Na so e dey be baba

sekxy:
victornezzar oyindidi tahra zar zar tosyne2much jakandeola aderola15 Dlordsamurai kondomatic biafrabushboy and so many others...God keep you and shower you with the good things of life

Ooooooh! Thank you very much. And I also wish you all the best this month

matrix600:
Classic fallacy

I believe you saw the word "sometimes"

When you take a lady to a rendezvous and all she's doing is chatting incessantly.

Antina:
No talk this one oo

Hope say you no dey do am?

SirMichael1:
What I do when I'm close by someone who is snoring is that I push his bed shakily or if I can't, I throw a pillow at him and quickly feign sleep, he wakes up, turns around and look for who might have done that, seeing that I am fast asleep, he arranges himself and sleep too. That gives me barely enough time to fall asleep but it is still manageable. Also, I make sure I don't drink too much water so as not to wake during the night to urinate and meet that scenario, thereby starting all over again.


I'm not wicked o! I practically can't fall asleep when people are snoring. It's either I get up and leave or I do something about it.

Lmao

Children without home training will never eat a food when there's no meat in it

BrightEye:
what! it is even the so called good girls that follow the bad guys to the grave. They show that good attitude of loyalty and perseverance most, when their guys are broke.

That brings us to the conclusion that good people sometimes do not get the best in life

BiafraBushBoy:
Your signature is the best I have seen in a decade!!
Brilliant Tosyne!!
I love it!!

Baba thanks ooooo, na me hail you pass oooo

SirMichael1:
Lol... That's almost entirely true for everyone who snores. I just moved in to a new location and mehn... It's tough here. It's a compound with two houses joined together, the landlord's and mine... I practically can't sleep during most nights as the man snores incredibly loud. It's as though his throat is grinding and tryna forcefully force air out through his mouth.


I do believe that some are diseases though. A guy in my sec school had an issue with this only that it was a disease. He snore audibly too

When I was still in school, I accommodated a guy during his post UME and when he guy started snoring, I had to leave my room at 1am and headed to my friend's place to crash. Meanwhile, my friend's place is a bit far ooo but I had to take the risk just because I couldn't cope with the way the guy dey sound ooo

The truth of the matter is that good guys are usually broke and you know ladies detest broke guys