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Nonsense!
Was eating when I viewed her picture and I almost vomited
#nobody should quote me#

I wish them HML in advance sha

optional1:
lemme sit on your lap and dance lap dance.



Thank God your Real GF is not here only side chick. . I can deal with side chicks..

Ahn ahn.. Why did you come up with this conclusion?

You must tell me oooo

OP, why not entertain her in front of your house or your veranda?
Must you take her into your room ni?

Optional1, when did you become wayward?
This your topic ehn

SingleDad1:
Baba, me and you know the truth about NL babes. Abi you too wan pretend like say you don't know?

I fit relate well ooo baba

optional1:
seeurlife iffa.....

Go and sit down jawe

Personally, I believe what every man wants in lady differs but there's a general thing which every man wants from a woman which is DECENCY, RESPECT and SUPPORT..

babfet:
I know one thing that all men want is RESPECT the rest you have to study your man and know what works for him but respect is general in all men.
Some men prefer hate ladies after sex while some love them the more after sex.
Some love had to catch lady while some see hard to catch as waste of time
Some wants you to be all over them like pet cat while some see that as you don dey over do. So my dear apart from RESPECT which I know all men both poor and rich wants the rest study your man and get the formula that works for you.

I couldn't but quote you because you're so on point.

SingleDad1:
I think lefulefu is the CEO .

Bro, trying to see through them, all i see is emptiness.

Damn it, I need a lady who really understands that my money should be multiplying, and not subtracting.

I think this is the kind of lady every man wants. But then, I still don't know why you think nothing good can ever come out of any Nairaland lady. As if they will never make good wives

SingleDad1:
. I had to even explain to her why I choose not to go into any relationship.

I once had a serious accident, my supposed girl, did not call for a month. When she eventually did, she called to ask me for money

This one na serious case oooo bro

IdeyFindWife:
Tos, na church dem snap de pix o ; abi, u nor see choristers in de background of the 1st pic?
endtime church...wetin usher dey look wey she wear only singlet come church; na wa o

Me sef kuku see everything oooo.. Foolish wife, yeye husband

You can easily tell that these ones are getting married for the wrong reason

kinibigdeal:
I dont expect this kind of advice from you, i know you are not done yet

Ehn ehn

Wait first, what were you actually expecting my advice to be like?

The auto renewal subscription annoys me too.. The one that irks most is the one that you will be automatically subscribed for a random monthly SMS whatever, which you know nothing about

You better be careful and avoid evil. There are some parents who are always available to take side of their children even if they're wrong.

Slimydude49:
Many Girls in that stage of their life are in their hoe phase.. They collect from every Tom dick and Harry on little show of love or physical attraction..

Your comments sometimes make me laugh sha

He died stealing ordinary cable? Nawa oooh

GeneralOjukwu:
Not a fan. ..implies you don't go regularly but sometimes.

I actually saw your "WANTED" poster in several "massage parlors" while going there to preach.

My wife doesn't starve me of my right nah, so there's no need to go there

I don't support the idea of administering insulting refreshment to attenders

It would make more sense if you go to the registry to sign your papers and head straight to your house without any refreshment

GeneralOjukwu:
Will the guy be you?

Hehe
Not a fan of the brothel nah

dirtymoney:
The recession of this Buhari's regime has really made people come to the realization of the value of money and how to mange resources efficiently.
What the writer proposed is very very possible.
I was at the market the other day to get some food items. I did not have enough money.
Usually, I do my shopping sharp sharp. Within 30 minutes I can get all the items I would be needing for a whole month. In short, I can just stand at a spot and run all my show within minutes.
But due to the hardship, I discovered that the more time you spent relating with sellers, the more value you'd get. So I spent approximate 45 minutes with the aboki selling beef. We talked and talked and talked and talked. Everything talkable. Buhari's government, APC/PDP, Evans the kidnapper, IPOB, everything. I made sure I was always on his side.
At the end, I had more than enough meat for my soup and stew. The woman selling the vegetables and ingredients was not left out... I spent close to an hour too at her shop. We talked and talked and talked about the hike in food items and also about church things. I turn brother xxxx. In short, I had to help her cut vegetables for other customers. The stuffs I got from her were almost free. Omoh, these days... One has to be super creative ooooo. Nice one OP.

Very smart dude.. Na so me sef dey do for market oooo

God knows I can't marry any lady without any iota of SHAME

My brother, you're suffering from that wages of your sin, which is LUST

The kind speed wey I take enter this thread ehn... May God have mercy on me

Eeeehyah! I really know how you're feeling

Nearly everyone has found himself or herself in your dilemma yet they moved on and didn't let their past ruin their future. And please stop worrying so much over your ex, because that is what has been affecting your psychology

Nice one

Anyway, I'm still looking forward to the pre-wedding pictures of a guy who got wedded to the lady he met at the brothel

And this goes to all the sex starved guys. Thank God I'm highly disciplined sha

Lalasticlala, where did you propose to your gf?

imam07:
Sit down there. How old are u?Why u no challenge ur parent to name u Judas or Badluck and see if the name will not determine ur live.

I want you to know that one's name is not a prerequisite to one's destiny.. People can bear ridiculous names yet they will excel in life. Moreover, if a good name is all is needed to win the race of life, people who bear good names should always take the lead in life

The only thing I see here is that, when someone bears the name "Judas", it may only scare people in dealing with you, that's all. It does not determine your destiny. One can be named a "millionaire" and that person may wallow in poverty all the days of his life.

The whites bear ridiculous names but it does not determine how the journey of their lives will go

Dc4life:
Sounds like a recipe for disaster. You should look for more mature thoughtful women to date. Sounds like it's time to upgrade.

Abi Ooooooh

imam07:
One of d dead guys name is Olokun. If u know what the name means then u will know who is responsible for their death. No be me talk am oo.

So you still believe in that kind of superstition in this era when people are doing all sorts of things to cure their ignorance?

Embarrassment is when your boyfriend opens a fake Facebook account to woo you and you end up accepting to be his girlfriend