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technicallyrich:
The person I love most is aggressive fucker because he is always pratical and funny.
The person I dislike most is tosyne2much,that guy is a hypocrite,behaves childish and always write 10 nonsence like a year one boy how I wish palm chat and Suen will sack him.

Bro, even if you have resentment towards me, that doesn't mean you should wish me bad nah

Good afternoon bro

This is the outcome of marrying a temperamental woman

TinaAnita:
"I love you" ruins my mood. It irritates the hell out of me. How can you possibly love me when you know nothing about me? That's one hell of a lie I can't swallow..

Let's assume the dude is not a stranger but someone you've been dying for and he tells you straight up that he loves you?

DaCharis2016:
OP plz maybe we should share our wooing/romance success stories.

Move this topic to the front page, pls.
Let's knw how the wooing masters talk to gurls.

Abi ooo.. So that they can teach us how to woo ladies

Nice write-up Oga Danceville

You forgot to add those that ask if a lady is a virgin on a first date

chiefolododo:
Igbin what ? Is that a primary school? I Dont recognise your school. Type your question here let me solve it for you

I don laf tire

This is very very nice.. OP, i hail oooo

I need somebody to drop the list of the most followed Nairalanders

I belong to this category.. I hope my wife won't cheat on me sha

OP, nice write-up

Well, I belong to all the categories.. May lawd help me

kolaranking1:
lol.....eleyi gidigan oo

No be small thing baba

prince049:
asin, me sef no say i dey slack. egbon ejo epp me o. i wan sabi am like second nature. i kinda sabi am o but the relativity/broadness na wa.

Na to find girl wey go dey tell you how menstrual cycle dey be like, otherwise, one babe fit go scam you with belle ooo

prince049:
yall gatta teach me this peroid shit and how to count it...cos i dont wanna carry another persons load.

Baba, na something you suppose know about ooo

bjhaid:
No 5 is somehow false, I checked a lady phone bal once and saw she's on borrowed credit, most girls don't have airtime to call most times...

Hahaha

dingbang:
Lol d bitchhh told me just 3 guys she sexed with....



I just laughed.

Why you laugh baba? Say na lie she dey lie abi?

Castroii:
lol, naija gals can pretend for africa, i was once a victim of ur number 4...... there was this babe i wanted to seriously date, so fast forward to the first day we had sex, dis babe was forming naive, forming pain and even crying on top. same tin happened d nxt tym and subsequent times not until one day i decided to get her drunk before we had sex........... my brethren, dis gal forked smoke out of my diiick, infact she nearly killed me with unimaginable styles, twerking on top my diick!!! and i was like wtf!!!! shebi na dis gal wey dey form naive all dis while, chai!! all tnx to alcohol....

Hahaha can't stop laughing jawe

Since this is a female bashing thread, lemme keep the ministry moving

That was how a lady told me she fell from the ugwu leaf in her backyard and on landing, she heard a crack and her hymen was broken

So na Baba Ijebu send person go early grave so? Okay ooo

valnelly:
With my over 28 years of living in Lagos... I can tell you that Oshodi is the center of Pickpocketing.
I was coming Home from work one day.. That same spot OP talked about was where it happened. My phone was in my bag... How they opened my bag, took the phone and left remains a mystery up till date to me. I discovered when i climbed that bridge just to buy something on the bridge, my bag was open. Seems they have a scientific way of knowing where phones and other valuables are kept on you.

Bro, this your story weak me oooo... Those guys no get mercy at all ehn

durentchigozie:
oga tosyne. Always making sense

Thanks baba

memee16:
To all PCMs, orientation is not starting this month as planned.
A New date would be communicated soon .

Really?

OBT, I wish you success and greatest in your endeavours. Happy birthday bro

Cheers!

Very funny topic Allow me to add mine

Brb

praisekeyzz:
Am leading worship now in church now. When am done I will comment

Abeg go sit down jawe... You're leading worship and you're still nairalanding

iamadonis2:
Dey dia Na... If every other guy were like me, you'll stay single till your village people feel you're old enough to be an Ancestor.

Who ur forming epp?

Her case tire me ooo baba... Na she sabi sha

MissCuppy:
She nailed it.


If you give these men much attention, they take you for granted, that's why I give them little or no attention, they come running like little baby.

You give them little or no attention? How long are you going to keep doing that?

How old are you?

Siscooh:
I didn't say that. I said I am not at that level. Meaning I am above the jumping all over in his convoy .It has nothing to do with class. Besides I can never talk down on Nigeria. God bless you

I striked cos I felt you you talked down about Nigeria... Anyway, I'm sorry

The thing tire me sef ooo my brother... Most guys here boast about how they pounded a lady and she let out uncontrollable moans.. Even the sexual.ally incapacitated ones sef dey boast for here

This keeps me wondering why all of them are good in bed

Rilwayne001:
Celebration of mediocrity .

Hahaha

Yakzo:
I'll continue to say this; injection is inhuman.

Go and sit down jawe bro

Why the guy come resemnle the owner of Nairaland, Seun

This is a great tragedy.