₦airaland Forum

Since this is a female bashing thread, lemme keep the ministry moving

That was how a lady told me she fell from the ugwu leaf in her backyard and on landing, she heard a crack and her hymen was broken

So na Baba Ijebu send person go early grave so? Okay ooo

valnelly:
With my over 28 years of living in Lagos... I can tell you that Oshodi is the center of Pickpocketing.
I was coming Home from work one day.. That same spot OP talked about was where it happened. My phone was in my bag... How they opened my bag, took the phone and left remains a mystery up till date to me. I discovered when i climbed that bridge just to buy something on the bridge, my bag was open. Seems they have a scientific way of knowing where phones and other valuables are kept on you.

Bro, this your story weak me oooo... Those guys no get mercy at all ehn

durentchigozie:
oga tosyne. Always making sense

Thanks baba

memee16:
To all PCMs, orientation is not starting this month as planned.
A New date would be communicated soon .

Really?

OBT, I wish you success and greatest in your endeavours. Happy birthday bro

Cheers!

Very funny topic Allow me to add mine

Brb

praisekeyzz:
Am leading worship now in church now. When am done I will comment

Abeg go sit down jawe... You're leading worship and you're still nairalanding

iamadonis2:
Dey dia Na... If every other guy were like me, you'll stay single till your village people feel you're old enough to be an Ancestor.

Who ur forming epp?

Her case tire me ooo baba... Na she sabi sha

MissCuppy:
She nailed it.


If you give these men much attention, they take you for granted, that's why I give them little or no attention, they come running like little baby.

You give them little or no attention? How long are you going to keep doing that?

How old are you?

Siscooh:
I didn't say that. I said I am not at that level. Meaning I am above the jumping all over in his convoy .It has nothing to do with class. Besides I can never talk down on Nigeria. God bless you

I striked cos I felt you you talked down about Nigeria... Anyway, I'm sorry

The thing tire me sef ooo my brother... Most guys here boast about how they pounded a lady and she let out uncontrollable moans.. Even the sexual.ally incapacitated ones sef dey boast for here

This keeps me wondering why all of them are good in bed

Rilwayne001:
Celebration of mediocrity .

Hahaha

Yakzo:
I'll continue to say this; injection is inhuman.

Go and sit down jawe bro

Why the guy come resemnle the owner of Nairaland, Seun

This is a great tragedy.

See the calamity that befell this innocent baby.. I feel ashamed as a man even though I wasn't the one that committed this barbaric offence

Siscooh:
Kikikiki
So if I live in Cameroon, so what? Must I be in the category you were referring to?
I was born and raised in Lagos because my dad was in the diplomatic service and today I work for an international service which I will not mention. Some people living in USA would have preferred to be in my shoes.. I am not boasting here. I don't need to. Stop insulting people I beg you. Ama Ordinary Cameroon!!!!

Remember you said your class don't belong here in Nigeria

kjhova:
Oh come on! Please don't hate yourself unduly. You may not be interested in what Efe represents but that don't make anyone less for showing up to witness his return to Warri.

Did you see the mammoth crowd that gathered to witness Leicester City's cup parade or that of the Cubs when they won the world series? Do you have any idea how many millions worldwide tune into hanging out with the Kardashians?

Whatever works for anyone is fair for them therefore the folks who turned out to see Efe are no less smart than you and I? And vice versa, you are not brighter than them. It just is what it is for different folks with different interests.

You have spoken wisely bro... Mind you, I'm not hating, I'm only a realist

sexybbstar:
U mean she is dealing with golds? thats cool

You gerrit

Siscooh:
Sorry I don't even live in Nigeria. And I am far above that level. See you!!!

I just ran through your profile and discovered you live in Cameroon.. What do you expect people who live in United States to brag about if you live in ordinary Cameroun and you're bragging about being too big to live in Nigeria

Abeg make una come see something

Cc
Nams77
Aamstih
LordOfNaira

Siscooh:
Don't worry! God will use his mercy to shut up the mouth of the proud like you. The future of that young man remains in God's hands. Thank you Mr Jobful

Who is this one again nah? What has me being proud got to do with this?

I can see you belong to the categories of those in the pictures raising up their hands for stomach infrastructure from Efe.. Pele

God will soon answer your prayers

LordOfNaira:
You have highlighted the problems wrong with the country. They would disregard the importance of such men and make heroes of our legislooters and executhieves and men like Efe whose victory I am yet to understand as heroic or helpful in taking us out of this recession.

Imagine, some athletes will represent Nigeria during world forum games and these people will return home with medals but will be treated with little or no recognition

lovelygurl:
Especially since not too long ago there was a protest, a call for all Nigerians to unite and protest against the government. This same people from what I can see from the picture are the ones who needed it the most YET they stayed home

Why will they stay at home when their senses are not working appropriately?

It's very easy to spot jobless and retar'd personified people. It's almost impossible to see ego personified people soiling their ego publicly at the sight of personality like Efe

The funniest thing is that these people will never assemble like this to celebrate men who have turned the world to a better place. E.g Albert Einstein, Ben Carson or Bill Gates.

Nigerians will always remain backward. It's not a curse

I know when I die too, my.own name will feature in the list

You can get a lady pregnant even if you're very sure you didn't cum inside her

Anyway, happy father's day in advance

josieboy:
It happened in kubwa after NYSC junction , 7 of dem died on the spot .. They were coming back from the club 4am drunk .. FRSC go and remove the car pls, it's causing a scene there..

That was the same way some students of EKSU lost their lives about two years ago due to drunk driving after a nice time at club

Haters won't like this news

Just to pay these men 19800 is now a problem... Nawa oooh

ihec:
Dat a lady gets pregnant doesn't mean u must marry her
If de child is urs gud. U take up de responsibility and let de lady go. Cox once u marry a bad woman ur own don finish

Lmao at the last statement