₦airaland Forum

boiz2men:
i never start sef... if i begin yab... u sef go give 10 reasons why guys yab girls.. na advice i dey advice am..

Egbon, you really finish work ooo

ZarZar:
Lol, say nothing, cutie pie

You know why I think you're the cute? Because you literally are! You have that innocent, sweet boy nextdoor look

It's not that I have that sweet boy innocent look, I'm actually a sweet innocent dude

Synord:
Contact a lawyer first.. if possible, get one of the eye witnesses to accompany you and corroborate your claim..

Do u have access to this truck driver ?? if so, contact him also because he is a prime witness..

Make sure what the driver ,witness and yourself write includes the part of the police officer dragging the car with them..

If possible, engage in a conversation challenging them about the report of the eye witness and carefully record it on your mobile..

if also possible, request to see the dpo himself of the office as he may be more ready to deal with any officer involve and ensure your car gets back to position !!!

Nice one bros

Tajbol4splend:
Hmmm, I feel like make I give u one Klitchko punch

Baba you wan comot my jaw be that ooo baba

Haxine:
That Moment when she starts wearing wrapper up and down...

Hahaha can't stop laughing

naturalwaves:
Wow, col. male or female? Most people always end up taking my bottle, making me go buy another one.

A male ni ooooo.. We call him ashawo guy

BTW, I'm yet to see your mail bro

ZarZar:
I think tosyn2much is cute lol. No, I don't want him. I just think he looks adorable.

Oooooh!! What can I even say?

Mine was shorthand.. Writing 120 words per minute wasn't an easy task.. Thank God it has all become a story

naturalwaves:
CASABLANCA....the white bottled one. So light and cool with a unique fragrance. That has been my trademark perfume for close to 10 years now.

That's what my friend uses too.. I like the unique fragrance sha

salford:
my village people indeed. dem hold me for work seriously. Thank God they have released me sha..mid to late 2000 was tough....i remember how i cried the first time i burnt my palm with the big mac toaster..that shit hurt so bad or my dishwasher job at man united, i did that shift once before i ran..i have never seem so many plates in my life..... ..I miss the UK sha..

I remember a particular night shift at walmart. Everyone sat at my desk at lunch about 8 of us were engineers from different countries.. we joked about setting up our own consultancy inside walmart . Two of us moved on to security job and some other to care jobs. These jobs were heavenly compared to walmart jobs....

Eyes have seen despite being legal in these countries..I thank God sha cos i finally broke even...i cant imagine what ilego go through in these countries.

You don suffer no be small bro

Tajbol4splend:
So when you have grown up, have you attempted to ask why they said so?

Na joke I dey joke bro

queendoreez:
bebe2, bless your heart for this post.

I know a lot of people who discourage people from moving abroad. Recently i had a chat with 1 of my friends, he's in Singapore, and i discussed with him about migrating abroad, and he was like "You can't make it abroad", "taxes are killing us here", "bills are too much here" etceteras. But the next minute, he's like "I have just built a student hostel off campus in FUTO", "I just wired 300k to my mum last week", "I wire 200k to my girlfriend in Nigeria every week for her make-up" etceteras.

Well, i have made up my mind to migrate out of this "hell" called Nigeria. I have filed in my papers, waiting for my permits. And the last thing that will happen to me is to get discouraged by any Nigerian in diaspora.

Nigerians in diaspora, make una fear God!!!

Can you just imagine? SMH

Each time I talk to my friend in New York about my interest in traveling out of the country very soon, he will start telling me how hard it is to survive abroad and how tax is killing. He tells me how Nigerians roam about the streets helplessly just to discourage me

boiz2men:
It appears you are so full of demeaning statement.... My problem with you is how you are not seeing how horrifying you look.... Your ugliness was rescued a little by your artificial make up ... if not, you would have been so devastating in looks and appearance.... Do you have broken mirrors at home cos you would pass as the very definition of UGLY. if oxford dictionary was to define ugly, your face would serve as a perfect illustration.

Just yesterday, you said the dark twin was unfortunate being dark... yet u have a pacific ocean for a stomach. I noticed you had to change your dp cos u figured your GP tank stomach was horrible to sight. You must think you current dp is any better.... if anything, its better now that you have concealed your pacific ocean with a wide gown... But am sorry theres notthing you caan do to your face.. its a horrid sight to behold... i threw up looking at you face.. How can someoone be so ugly?

Bros please take it easy

kuuljay:
with this your amoeba face with hockey sticks legs naim you dey call somebody ugly

Nawa ooooh

chronique:
Ok. It would cost him just 90k to fly on that jet so it's not so much of an issue. His folks should advice him to spend the money carefully though.

How did you arrive at the conclusion of 90k?

Just curious

ikombe:
Baba i have always known you as sumone who has something to say

But this one pass me this night

Mediapace:
Tosyne2much twaci wristbangle refiner aminat508 funjosh robosky02 optional01 laveda


Don't you use anyone at all?

If you buy for me I go use baba

This is what happens when two random ignorant people meet each other and fix marriage without knowing the negative tendencies of each other

Esepayne:
lol funny you, abeg nor vex

It's well.. How you dey?

[quote author=Legolast post=56017794][/quote]Female Muslim don't use perfume?

ikombe:
I find it hard to believe you have nothing to say

Tell me why you find it hard to believe I have nothing to say?

Although, I don't see myself cheating on my wife but if I'm to answer your question, I can only cheat on my wife if....

In fact I don't know what to say sef

Ezechinwa:
Btw i am not an atheist, but there was no sense in seeing a group of people doing nothing to help the situation.
the other day, in my office, a man was choking because he didn't chew his meat properly , while my colleagues where praying and doing nothing, i hurriedly went to his back and applied pressure on this stomach until it came out.

Prayer without action = foolishness

Prayer + Action is what moves mountains

Hahahahaha I don laf die

post=56010544:
Wait is anybody seeing that guy holding a staff and sitting on the floor.. na person papa be that o.. Chai

Wetin you expect? That's where he earns a living nah

The same thing that lead me to write an article title "The Stench Of Ignorance Of Nigerian Christians

Lalaticlala, please do justice to the thread and let's enlighten our people.. Biko!!

I was brought up with the notion that it's a sin to use perfume, so I don't use it

To all those telling us the perfume they use, please remember to tell us the price

And see how the news was painted as if they just did what no one has ever done before

CuteJude:
u done fall in

I no dey use eyes take see this kind thread

Hmmmm.. It's well

SlimBrawnie:
He has said it before that He Is Sick.


The question we should be asking is why he doesn't want to step down....

A Nigerian president will never step down.. In fact, a Nigerian politician will never step down even at the point of death

Stevebamdex:
How do you know a friend that is bad and selfish?
They always want to dominate you when having conversations.because they do not want your opinions.it's about them and their life alone.
They talk mostly about I,me,myself mine.
Run away from such people.

My brother, may God bless you for this wonderful comment. They don't give up in argument even though they know they're wrong. People with these traits are very dangerous people. People who don't swallow their pride and accept they're wrong

Bumbae1:
No one wants a lazy guy .( no work sitting at home oppressing his lady )
Who get time


But he must have his own finish and I have mine .. then we spoil each other
I guess broke means not spending their hard earned salary on the lady ... don't get me wrong guys still need to spend at some point but also the ladies too should spend too . ( all part of the wooing process )

E.g cook him a nice meal ( use your money ) whats the point asking him to give you money for ingriedients to surprise him ( e no make sense at all) ...
aslong as he has a job or something ambitious Im good if he like dont spend i spend my own cash .. but i will not date a jobless ,, useless, worthless guy with no ambition ( na dem dey theif my money awon oju kokoro )

Who dey teach you Yoruba? SmH