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toyetade:
How to spot Jobless people on Nairaland.

They write jargon articles like How to spot a womanizer, Categories of people you see in the banking hall, Categories of people bla bla bla bla

loomer:
Tosyn, I go flog u cane one day, so u dey use style call me womaniser now abi? All the things I de do for bank nai u mention. I I catch u for corner

You gat repent be that before you go face the wrath of God

Mediapace:
I mean your rector jere. Ok i've disbanded my battalion.
Which poly?

Federal polytechnic, Ado-Ekiti

Oyindebrah:
Same applies to men

Are u saying this to console yourself?

DaisyII:
the part that says you might have been granting '2a.m favours' in the past.

From the screenshots, do you think I have been granting such request at odd hours of the nyt?

Mediapace:
Chai see how i rushed here cos i saw delectsomething and tosyne2much

Btw

Oga mi pass ke,una wan dab?

Which level and which poly make i come arrest ya V.C.?

Baba, u no need arrest dem oooooo


Na my head no carry book ooooo

DaisyII:
Something about this post sounds convincing

What's convincing about it?

papyson:
mr tosyne2much spot on, you nailed it. finally glad I left the spectators too partake in the game. *first official nairaland post

So you sef follow join?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Thats why sex should not be the priority in a relationship.

It shouldn't be all the time you guys get to be together that you have sex. Sometimes just chill out and watch a movie or gist or pillow fight. Something fun.

That way you'll find other interesting things to do other than sex and when you eventually have sex it will always be mind blowing and you'll also hardly ever get tired. [/color]

Da boss has spoken

HateU2:

Somebody needs to wake me up, I don faint

I'm actually waiting for a counter thread

Sunexy:
Am still confused about Dat bro..but u sabi lie

Lovelynature:
lol... And the ''Mr Right'' must be tall, handsome, rich, dark skinned, intelligent, God fearing, humble, has a good sense of dressing... Just to mention few

U dey mind dem ni?

pretydiva:
To make toyin feel bad or regret why she left him ...dis dude needs 2 grow up

Funny

Heineken:
Nice talk. You talk correct here guy. No be all Those your romance talks.

You don turn me to woman wrapper?

juhan:
na so one begger come my class too dey claim he b deaf nd dumb....my teacher askd him to get out, dat she was teaching nd dis so called deaf nd dumb begger nodded nd said,'yes ma, i'm going'.....can u imagine such rubbish

Bwahahahahahahaahahaha roflwkmd lmao lwkmd


You don kill me with laf here ooooo See as water dey comot for my eyes


Only God will save us from these hypocritical beggars

Sunexy:
U sabi lie eh

sorextee:
hahahahahahaa abeg tell me say na movie be dis.. though i once saw one. he is blind at day time, at night, u will see him counting his money. seperating the old one from the new..

Hahahaha That's the way many of them are bro

zaynie:
You dey fear ni? No be only you waka come. You know 2nd trimester is sleep mode, na so so sleep dem go dey sleep now.

Zaynie na ur face be dis?

pretydiva:
And u thought u did d right tin by not helping her..smh..nobody knows it all/know wat tomorrow holds.


I smell lies tho, buh contunu

Hmmmmm ! Is ur nose that sensitive?

Abbeyunique2:
BUODA tosyne n paro gan kilode!!!

I dey serious oooo

icebebe:
Am vry sure he's frm d east (igboman)
D northerners will rather beg n beg

Our eastern brothers will soon be here 4u