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RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by toyemz(f): 5:15pm On Jun 19, 2011
^^^


Am bak to where am b4 so dnt pity me. I wl also use ths medium to show my appreciation for your wonderful skills in bedmatics cuz u ar a real pro.Bt be sure to take good care of my son cuz am coming to take hm.
okay i wasnt sure before
but now im certain you are barking mad
your son ko
your daughter ni

and just to conclude your mad rantings
where in God's name are you supposed to be coming to huh?
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by toyemz(f): 4:38pm On Jun 19, 2011
^^^
really,i've got issue wt u cuz u've bn avoiding me after liquidating my biz empire to sponsor your family to Uk.
even if you were conceived in drink and vomited out, you would not come up with this kind of senseless talk
have you ever had a biz empire in your whole miserable life,talkless of liquidizing it to sponsor anyone
well i don't blame you oh
keep using that as the main excuse for your failure in life
as least it justify some thing out of all your nothingness
even if i gave you permission to sponsor a fly from my village, you wont be able to live up to the financial obligation
talkless of my me or my whole family

akuya
RomanceRe: Romance Section Chat Room IV by toyemz(f): 4:26pm On Jun 19, 2011
im just sad that you guys seem to have no respect for women
and yet you cant live without them
na wa oh
RomanceRe: What Does This Mean? by toyemz(f): 3:05pm On Jun 19, 2011
@bright007

but one thing i know for sure is dat i am not hurting her because at times in d process of making love,i would stop suddenly $ reffuse to continue,she would kneel $ start begging dat there is no problem dat i shuold continue.*i dont just know if she is ok.**
there is something that not quite natural with that reaction
i should know ive been there
maybe you guys should sit and talk
you need to get her to open up
there is something she is not telling you maybe for one reason or the other
pls have a deep reassurring talk with her
RomanceRe: What Does This Mean? by toyemz(f): 3:00pm On Jun 19, 2011
@190
I've once fuckd a babe.When i started wit her she was first giggling her waist, later she started trembling like one dat has an epilepsy, tearing my bed sheet apart. Screaming, yeh, yeh, yeh, you go kill me o, you go kill me o. oooh thank u, o thank u, thank u, thank u.

As i was gliding away, she was seriously sucking every part of my body,chest,shoulder & tearing me wit her fingers.I was really enjoying it tho. But after d show nko, see my body (sunch, 2011)


na wa oh
you sure say you guys werent just dancing to usher's yeah yeah yeah song
and you thot you were going at it?!
sorry mate dont beleive you here
RomanceRe: Why Are Most Girls Gold Diggers This Days? by toyemz(f): 2:57pm On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

I count as one of the most girls
and i can tell you that i am not a gold digger
i have never been
and i will never be one (amen)

but that does not mean i wont expect my man to live up to his responsibilities
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Is Mobo444? by toyemz(f): 2:40pm On Jun 19, 2011
^^^

i honestly think he is 190!
HealthRe: Help Me O! by toyemz(f): 1:10pm On Jun 19, 2011
@jeedayboy

Engage in practisn water therappy. Drink lots of water daily and reduce your daily carbohydrate content. Exercise is also important like taking a jugging 4rm house 2 breweries
sensless talk
FashionRe: Where Can I Get Affordable Pedicure Set In Lagos by toyemz(f): 1:00pm On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

i deal in pedicure and maicure wholesale
sets
have some new ones coming in soon
pls send email to toyinzz@yahoo.co.uk

thanks
RomanceRe: What Does This Mean? by toyemz(f): 12:52pm On Jun 19, 2011
@poster
crying is not normal to the extent of tears flowing
likelihood is that you are hurting her, but she doesn't want to tell you
for how long do you bleep?
there's the possibility that you cum and its over with right?
try different positions watching her reaction each time
you will get there
its all about learning her body
Forum GamesRe: Guess Who? by toyemz(f): 12:44pm On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

He's one of the truly nutjobs around
Addicted to porn, and every other thing that qualifies as filthy sexuality.
Expectedly, he can be found lurking around, only in the sexuality section, many people assume he can't add much value to situations outside sexuality framework.
Guess Who
?

Mr cork
Forum GamesRe: Guess Who? by toyemz(f): 12:38pm On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

come oh this ya mint
what does it mean now
that its a correct guess or not!

i know it's your thread oh
but this ya mint is becoming too much oh
just right correct or not
mint ko trebor ni!
Forum GamesRe: Guess Who? by toyemz(f): 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2011
@poster
whoever this one is ,he looks fine oh
unlike that worwor first one when be like prision escapee!

guess DRjaybrown
just a guess oh
HealthRe: Help Me O! by toyemz(f): 12:20pm On Jun 19, 2011
@190

when did you change your name to okon now?
na wa oh
what does it mean pls?
huh huh
Forum GamesRe: Guess Who? by toyemz(f): 12:06pm On Jun 19, 2011
Is that 190huh
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i thot you worked at Macdonalds? shocked


so bi one of those cheesy cheesy cheesy
Forum GamesRe: Guess Who? by toyemz(f): 12:04pm On Jun 19, 2011
Is that 190huh
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
i thot you worked at Macdonalds? shocked
RomanceRe: Is It Inappropriate? by toyemz(f): 11:50am On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

hmmm now i see where the problem lies
think of it this way,
if you both of you had been single and were very good close friends with no strings attached ,then there's nothing wrong
but in this instance you are not.
personally i think that visit at that time was too late,especially on your own if you had gone with your other half,then its in order
( even if nothing happened)
and it does seem your SO is uncomfortable with it, so next time let 8 pm be your departure time
RomanceRe: Is It Inappropriate? by toyemz(f): 11:45am On Jun 19, 2011
^^^
thanks
RomanceRe: I Need Advice Abt On What To Say by toyemz(f): 11:44am On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

Nothing ventured nothing gained
That's life if you don't take a risk you don't venture out
look at this way
if she says no,there it probably was never meant to be
but trust me,she already has an inkling of what you are going to say
hence her agreeing to have a talk with you
Go for it
hope it works out
RomanceRe: Is It Inappropriate? by toyemz(f): 11:41am On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

what does SO mean?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Many Nl Frequent Have U Met Outside Nl? Whats Your Impression About Them? by toyemz(f): 11:26am On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

havent met any sha
but this cracks me up:


I'll start. I saw 190 on facebook yesterday. His character on Facebook isnt too different from that he exhibits on the forum. Hes a clown and crack jokes
and does he work in a circus??!!!!
HealthRe: Help Me O! by toyemz(f): 11:23am On Jun 19, 2011
@poster

go on a salad diet
trust me it works
RomanceRe: Must U Propose With An Engagement Ring? by toyemz(f): 11:22am On Jun 19, 2011
@ Mr-D

In as much as I agree that seeing an engagement ring in a girls finger scares aware intruders, remember that most ladies prefer not to display their engagement rings. They leave it at home or in their bags, only to wear it when they are meeting with the bobo wey giv am to them
While this might be true for some girls( though beats me why a lady would accept a proposal only to hide it)
but there are others who don't like wearing rings,so their not wearing it is not because they are hidding the fact that they are engaged
I see a trend of rings being worn on gold neckaces around the neck.I would.
This is proof enough that 'hey i am engaged'!
RomanceRe: Husband Arrives In The Uk And Leaves You For A White Lady: by toyemz(f): 12:11am On Jun 19, 2011
@jerk( befitting name)

I knw they are yorubas cuz going to London is like going to heaven for them. Mention london and u see a yoruba person lol
I hope you realise that you have got issues
which urgently need to be sorted out
A word.
RomanceRe: Is Jealousy Sometimes A Good Thing? by toyemz(f): 11:53pm On Jun 18, 2011
^^^^
that says a lot about you too
dont you think?
shame
RomanceRe: How Will U React If Ur Fiance/fiancee Insists That Divorced Papers Be Prepared B by toyemz(f): 11:52pm On Jun 18, 2011
^^^^

this altitude willl soon change
so go slow on the rejoicing oh
RomanceRe: Must U Propose With An Engagement Ring? by toyemz(f): 11:37pm On Jun 18, 2011
@babe
thanks but dont spoil show now

abeg shey 190 is questioning the traditiona ring proposal?
so let other ideas be thought up for him

i cant laugh at the thot of that his coconut head being broken with shoe heel as he proposes
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Must U Propose With An Engagement Ring? by toyemz(f): 11:24pm On Jun 18, 2011
@190

Look and learn wetin - how to wear shoe cos thats what they are discussing here
and i thot you were smarter than that
you dont want to give proposal ring abi?
babes are letting you know the new in thing would be shoes and the kinds
and you are not learning?
abeg wake up and shine ya eyes oh
RomanceRe: Must U Propose With An Engagement Ring? by toyemz(f): 11:11pm On Jun 18, 2011
^^^^

shebi you asked a question
dont get frustrated now
look and learn cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Ideas For Rural Romance by toyemz(f): 4:30am On Jun 18, 2011
@poster
you wannabe be one with nature
i have two places im mind

1.samaru zaria - there's a farm with a lakeside view,away from civilisation with in civilisation

2,funtua @ mairuwa dam- lovely rural place with water falls
have fun
RomanceRe: 3 Years Of Being Faithful Returned Back With A Big Slap On My Chick: Pls Drop Y by toyemz(f): 3:50am On Jun 18, 2011
^^^^^

leave him alone!!!!

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