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[quote author=willy*2 link=topic=139038.msg2329781#msg2329781 date=1212509734]Ijesha=Ijabu[/quote]wetin be Ijabu?




@ topic: I no be Ijesha jare. I just wandered here by accident.

Please carry on.

DeepZone:
Why are you killing yourself over these people? This man is clearly doing politics here and to be frank, one warehouse is just peanuts to a governor of the richest state in Nigeria. One domiciliary account can take care of the whole thing jare. Are you sure it wasn't the said wife that gave him the idea in the first place?

what is killing there?

I've stated twice that I hope the wife was compensated.

Marriage is supposed to be unity, not one spouse demolishing the property of the other.

DeepZone:
Will it be right if he does the same to other people's property because those people have children to feed too?

Its not as clearcut as that. Of course if the structure is illegal, then it should be demolished along with others. But did he have to be the one to demolish it.

Would you support your husband if you had a business which he then reported to the authorities for being illegal, and had it closed down?

Its happened before, when someone's wife was employed by the govt and also running a private business venture, which technically wasnt permitted for govt employees. The husband had the place closed down, which to me seemed pointless and malicious. Also considering the fact that the wife was the one bearing most of the household and children's expenses anyway- the husband was busy doing his own stuff elsewhere.

What if it was Gov Amaechi's wife doing something like that to him?

I'm assuming she was notified beforehand and compensated sha.

These kind of things can cause friction in a marriage if not handled carefully.

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=154140.msg2595008#msg2595008 date=1217613472]These girls are always quick to misinterpret gestures especially the desparate ones that are probably looking for a husband to chain[/quote]haba- which gestures are they misinterpreting nah?

The "I love you", " I don't know how I'd manage without you" " I don't know what I'd do without you", the soulful gazing into her eyes, the taking her to meet friends, relatives and colleagues, hanging out together at her place or on numerous occasions to name just a few?

my goodness!!!!!

where are the juju advocates to come and explain this their sister's madness?

The following day she resumed her evidence and explained how her mother had been taken from her home and “murdered”.

The culprits or “forces of darkness” as she called them had then put a powerful “voodoo” curse on her and her family.

The defendant, who also claimed an “Auntie Marian” had hijacked both her and her daughter’s identities during the fraud, said the spell forced them into allowing their accounts to be used to receive some of the money.

She said the magic employed was so strong it caused one of her children to lose two fingers.

It was at that point she opened her handbag and pulled them out.

In any case, the woman may also be faking psychosis in order to get a lighter sentence.

He didnt have to start by demolishing his own wife's property.

God forbid, if something happens to him, isnt this one of the warehouses his wife will use to feed the children?

I hope she was compensated sha.

@ student:

I hope that crazy looking lady in the picture, isnt the kind of woman who gives you a hard on.

E be like those ones wey dem arrest for market say na cat or snake.

na wa for some guys and protruding tummy.

Come to think of it, is it realistic to want:

1. Big behind and flat tummy. (Shouldnt big behind = big tummy? Arent they both fatty deposits?)

2. Flat tummy and big behind.

Seems like a contradiction, if you ask me. If you like big behind, then learn to accept big tummy. If you can die for flat tummy, silky hair, etc, then learn to like flat behind.


You can't always eat your cake and have it.

[s]These guys are making me type all kinds of jazz[/s].

@ student: do you have the same problem that barry06 is complaining about on this thread? Am sure you're not him tho.

I'm not quite following your drift here. You do seem strangely agitated.

The fact is, a man who wants to cheat will cheat even if he's getting every single kind of sex at home. The wife can turn to acrobat, gymnast, professional stripper and have a PHD in Mouth Action- all these are not sufficient to keep johnny at home.

Lets not fool ourselves here.

It all depends on the man's values and standards.

I'm sure this OP is another randy Thomas who entangled a relatively inexperienced woman, into his web of deceit he thinks is a relationship.

He knows why he didnt marry one of his Mouth Action partners, but now is crying about how he can't stand not getting a Mouth Action.

The wife has needs too- how many of them has the selfish fellow met?

maybe if he gave her something to be happy about, she'd return the favor.

barry06:
Is it possible for a man to be married and still be searching for female friends?

Consider a scenario where a sexually active man get married to a decent woman who cannot manage to give her husband a blow-job when she is not
in the "mood".

And the man is sick and tired of MISSIONARY move!

what do you think of this matter?

what about a scenario where the wife wants her husband to give her the female equivalent of Mouth Action. He refuses because he "is not in the mood", or else considers it unmanly, unNigerian and unAfrican, since our forefathers never did things like that.

And the woman is tired of two minute sex all the time.

Is it okay if she looks around for a male friend to help her out?

in what way is Russian hair the finest hair? I havent personally noticed their hair being any different from other white people's hair. Maybe its just cheaper and easier to get Russian hair, thats all.

The longest hair comes from the mediterranean, middle eastern and Asian sides. Some Spanish people too.

The longest caucasian (or blondish) hair is debatable. There doesnt seem to be any noticeable or measurable difference based on country, that I can think of. Some people have longer hair than others, among whites, thats all.



@ topic: some attachments and wigs are made of synthetic hair.

Nothing will happen to you if a Christian sister proposes marriage to you.

The sky will not fall down.

But if it scares you, then by all means see your pastor and get his advice.

oh lawdy.

Now someone is looking for the best church in Nigeria.

lucabrasi:
bullet proof covering for a boy that has spent most of his life in igboho oyo state village and was just brought to lagos?lol
he showed me his back the very next morning because staffs,police e.t.c were walking up and down and he stood there talking and showed me his back and the marks
the reason why my story involves drivers is cause the man is into jaz big time and he is like in his fifties now but has been with us for well over 34 years and used to be a political thug,so we tease him about the stories and he tries proving it to us,same as the opc people

either he was only grazed by the bullets or see other examples here (note: am not saying he was wearing diamonds):

The women’s corsets were lined with diamonds. During the execution these corsets served as a sort of shield against the gunfire, which had amazed the murderers, because the bullets seemed to bounce off the women.

The "Yurovsky Note" further reported that once the thick smoke that had filled the room from so many weapons being fired in such close quarters cleared, it was discovered that the executioners' bullets had ricocheted off the corsets of two or three of the Grand Duchesses. The executioners later came to find out that this was because the family's crown jewels and diamonds had been sewn inside the linings of the corsets to hide them from their captors.

wiki

According to Yurovsky's eyewitness account, Alexei, three of his sisters, Dr. Botkin and Alexandra's personal maid, Alexandra Demidova, survived the first wave of bullets.

This surprised the commandant because they had aimed for the heart.
It was even more surprising when the second attack still did not kill Anastasia and two of her sisters. Instead, bullets were bouncing all over the room.

It was also surprising that the bullets from the pistols ricocheted off something and jumped about the room like hail. When they tried to finish off one of the girls with bayonets, the bayonet could not pierce the corset. Thanks to all of this, the entire procedure, including "verification" (feeling the pulse, etc.), took around 20 minutes.
Only later, when the men were trying to dispose of the bodies, did anyone realize why it had been so hard to kill Anastasia and her sisters.

When one of the girls was being undressed, it was noticed that the bullets had torn the corset in places, and diamonds could be seen in the holes.

http://www.lawbuzz.com/tyranny/anastasia/anastasia_ch12.htm

Types of bullets/shots:

The flexible baton round is the trademarked name for a "bean bag round", a type of shotgun shell used for non-lethal apprehension of suspects.

When fired, the bag is expelled at around 70-90 meters/second; it spreads out in flight and distributes its impact over about 6 centimeters² of the target. It is designed to deliver a blow that will cause minimum long-term trauma and no penetration but will result in a muscle spasm or other reaction to briefly render a violent suspect immobile.

Whittington was injured in the face, neck, and upper torso. Whittington was reported to be in stable condition at Christus Spohn Hospital Corpus Christi-Memorial and had been moved from intensive care to a "step-down unit" on Monday. Doctors had decided to leave up to 200 pieces of birdshot pellets lodged in his body rather than try to remove them. Each pellet is less than a tenth of an inch (2.5 mm) in diameter. Because of their small size, it is hard to pinpoint the precise location of each pellet with medical imaging.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_incident

about your other example: I dont know what paraga is but the bottle being transparent doesnt mean there cant be another compartment inside it. I've seen a similar trick with running water and a tap. In any case, there's a mechanism behind the wonder.

maybe the Arewa are the ones benefitting from the oil, while the governors who disagree with them are not?

There's a clear contradiction here which should be investigated.

@ native dr kitaun: I'm just trying to say,you don't have a monopoly on RECYCLED fantastic stories, that's all.


Anywayz, I discovered sheep can indeed talk, and saw some video clips that prove both sheep and cats talk on occasion.
make una pardon my doubtful mind abeg.


Talking sheep and cats:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErbKAWueD3g


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Jh1jgsgZk


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcKKuYVGqWk

dr kitaun- I heard the same story as a kid.

My cousin's friends told her they were going to a religious service, and after arriving at the venue, they saw some cats at the door who asked them if they didnt know they (the cats) had their own meeting at that same venue.

Its always "they said" ie hearsay.

I've also heard the one where a university undergraduate was studying late for her exams. A day old chick suddenly appeared out of nowhere and told her off. She packed her bags and left the hostel the following day.

Check out the meaning of "urban legend".

Naija no dey get fairy tales? Thats what all this stuff is supposed to be sha.

But anyone who thinks they are hearing a cat talking like Puss in Boots, might want to see a doctor. Or make sure someone isnt playing a trick on you.

this olabawale is an attention seeker.

he just likes making a lot of meaningless noise.

oh, wait- he's proselytizing.

holy moly.


a sheep lambasting a human being, they said?

why wont the girl relocate? No be so mental problem dey start?

Dr Kituan, have you personally seen the animals meeting and talking? Or is it something[b] people said[/b]?

and someone else is saying a mortar ran with its two legs like the nursery rhyme that says the dish ran away with the spoon when the cow jumped over the moon?

I no fit laff, abeg.

these examples are very interesting.

I'll get back later with my comments.

However, your dad's driver's son either had some kind of bullet proof covering or else was taking you for a ride.

and why do so many of these stories involve drivers?

idupaul:
Lest i forget, in one the places  I went too I was given a small sewn leather strap and aked to shake it vigorously , as i did this it became extremely hot and i threw it to the floor , i was asked not to be scared and to pick it up again,  I did this ,shook it and found outthat he hotter igreww the moe I was pinned to the ground at this stage four young men where ushered in to lift me up and they could not .i was really heavy or somtin.man i was scared shit.

just looking at another example.

Poison can explain all of this.


A (nerve) poison that causes a slow and maybe temporary paralysis. Burning sensation.

The four men couldnt lift you because they didnt want to lift you.

@ okija: why are these stories always hearsay?

What's so unusual about a goat appearing in the middle of the road. If you live abroad, don't deer appear in the middle of the road and cause drastic accidents? It happens all the time. I could search for some links if I were so inclined.

The driver claimed that he ran into a goat which appeared out of nowhere and now he is seeing a dead woman

"the driver claimed" is what the whole story is based on. A dead body in what seems to be an advanced stage of decomposition. Smacks of premeditation, to me. Either someone (not referring to you) is lying or someone was set up. Or people were wrong about either the smell or the time of the accident.

huxley:
Don't understand. Try again please

you're reading the verse too literally. It's not about the soul.

Is French your first language? Its all getting a bit clearer now.

lucabrasi:
hmmmn,i don't know if i agree with you on that one, i have seen these things in action from our opc mai guards and im telling you i know what my eye saw it was like deja vuexactly,plus the cycle keeps repeating itself all over africa,heard way back even the voodoo practitioners in neworleans used human sacrifice on the down low

look beyond the "wonder" occasionally, and try to get at the mechanism used to perform the wonder.

therein lies the explanation.

DeepZone:
So how do you get justice for murder powered by juju in the court of law?

until people who use juju as a cover for all kinds of crimes from murder to flagrant disregard for human rights, are prosecuted for the public to see, there will be little justice for victims.


Most times people are either too scared or too gullible to even want to look at juju with a critical eye. And the advocates try to discourage others from doing so, thus perpetuating the cycle.

Africans seem to be genetically wired to swallow anything that smacks of religion, hook, line and sinker.




@ lucabrasi: can you or someone here kindly answer my question: does all this stuff fill up potholes, supply stable electricity, and lead to inventions that improve the lot of the common man?

@ lucabrasi: murder is murder regardless if there's juju involved.

Too many people are trying to cover up this fact.

Its been a long time since I saw this particular verse, but I think you may be reading it wrong, Huxley.

I'm not sure but "saved through childbearing" here may refer to having a safe delivery. ie as opposed to having complications or a fatal one.

@ spankysid: you must be confusing euromillion with romeo.

Very mischievous person.