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Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 9:19pm On Dec 27, 2011

^^type in english you monkey!!

I pose the questions here, not you or your other witches!!

if you're looking for who to devour, i suggest you face the i.diots making you feel important.

you think your lousy and dingbat attempts to change the subject and intimidate others is going to hold water?

ma wo aye e nle!!!

Romance › Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by tpia5: 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2011

whatever rocks their world.

all this handsome stuff is overrated, as is being male. undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 9:03pm On Dec 27, 2011

^^you are nothing but a dingbat.

repeat that after me until it sinks into your godforsaken brain.

your witch of a mother and the witches who made you a godforsaken okobo destined to wander aimlessly through life while chanting "ayam God, ayam God ayam God" should take you to oyedepo to slap grey matter back into your s.tupid empty skull.

iwin!!!!!!

go and gather your army of volunteers from different religions, nationalities and tribes- I'm waiting!!!!!

aye gbogbo yin ti fo sonu!

dingbat!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 8:50pm On Dec 27, 2011

musKeeto:
Tilapia prob viewed my profile and then wrote this crap

probably?

you're even d.umber than i thought, you maggot.

musKeeto:
Do you have any idea what sarcasm is?

um, did i give you the impression i have your time? huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 8:48pm On Dec 27, 2011

if seun osewa himself is not mad, why is nairaland populated by majorly mad people?

what kind of freak show goes around typing I am GOD, and preening himself like some drug addicted baboon, yet would still have the audacity to start confronting others as if he himself is normal?

awon were ita gbangba ti internet ti bo asiri oshi won.

being on the internet and giving orders to useless bats to congregate together in witchiness to attack others, gives you some frigging wings and you now consider yourself something? huh

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Is Bishop David Oyedepo? by tpia5: 8:42pm On Dec 27, 2011

^^do you want to explain yourself properly?

and what about bimbo odukoya?

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Women More Religious Than Men? by tpia5: 8:39pm On Dec 27, 2011

musKeeto:
Y women are more religious than men? Maybe cos women like what they hear, and so since there are more popular male GOs( Pastor Head, head pastor, bishop blahblahblah blobloblo), dem just dey follow dey go. Put a sexy looking mama on the pulpit, men go start to dey somersault turn winch,

one of your first posts under this user id, has to do with winch.

who do you think you're fooling? huh

Romance › Re: Dont U Feel Ashamed When U Bring An Elephant As A Wife From A Western Cuntry? by tpia5: 8:34pm On Dec 27, 2011

^^are you the op? huh

anyway, everybody should just mind their own business.

its a free world and whatever someone considers essential in their partner, is up to them.

people are different and have different tastes.

Family › Re: What Is The Most Painful Part Of Childbrith? by tpia5: 8:26pm On Dec 27, 2011

google or the search function is your friend.

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 8:24pm On Dec 27, 2011

[size=16pt]SAGAMITE[/size]

answer my own question you m.oron!!!!

IF YOUR CHILD OR YOU YOURSELF TELLS YOUR PASTOR YOU'RE A FREAKING WITCH OR A TIN GOD, WHY SHOULDNT SOMEBODY SLAP THE DEMON OUT OF YOUR ACCURSED SOUL!!

you need help, you sicko!!!

who do you think you're trying to intimidate here? Ori e daru lai!!!

cowardly goat!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Wrong, Reading The Bible Or Quoran From Your Ipad Or Mobile Phones? by tpia5: 7:45pm On Dec 27, 2011

why would it be right or wrong? huh

Christianity Etc › Re: What Are Your Plans For Christmas? by tpia5: 7:41pm On Dec 27, 2011

I still don't know what "Christmas Rice" is.

rice eaten at christmas.

its like saying thanksgiving turkey or summer barbeque.

Politics › Re: Southern Christains Flee Northern Nigerian Cities by tpia5: 7:33pm On Dec 27, 2011

1. we need to address the problem of why there are always southerners ~~waiting~~ to be attacked in the north.

2. southerners in the north should always make sure they build something in the south where they can go to if they're forced to leave?

3. southern states might want to consider having amenities and housing in place to cater for their indigenes who are resident elsewhere and especially the ones living in unstable areas who might arrive home anytime.

Food › Re: Is Anything Wrong With Cooking Beans On Christmas Day? by tpia5: 7:27pm On Dec 27, 2011

sort of anti-climactic i suppose.

nothing new.

Family › Re: Parents Background by tpia5: 7:13pm On Dec 27, 2011

zolzlolz:
Could Halle Berry's problems with men be attributed to her abusive relationship with her father?

could be a combination of factors, not only that.

her fame, for example, might cause a strain in her relationships. Just guessing.

if her relationship with her father is identified as causing her problems with men, then it's also possible the way she handles or deals with her feelings about her father [and mother] is what defines her interactions with men.

my opinion, not set in stone.

Culture › Re: BBC's Documentary On The 'Bronze Cast Head Of The Ife King' by tpia5: 6:49pm On Dec 27, 2011

so, do we have any research yet into the effect of the inquisition/s on subsaharan africa- southern nigeria in particular.

Politics › Re: Actual Physical Size Of Africa by tpia5: 6:45pm On Dec 27, 2011

meaning you're comparing countries with a continent.

same mistake westerners are prone to.

Politics › Re: Actual Physical Size Of Africa by tpia5: 6:43pm On Dec 27, 2011

op

you forgot to consider north and central america, as well as canada, are on the same land mass.

you separated europe into countries and likewise cut china off from asia.

yet you presented the entire african continent as undivided.

Celebrities › Re: Tribute To The Most Outstanding Couples Of A Lifetime. by tpia5: 6:26pm On Dec 27, 2011

just skip ahead to mercy johnson.

i think she's your greatest inspiration or vice versa.

a mo pe on m'eye bo lapo ni.

Family › Re: Teenage Boys And Hormones. by tpia5: 6:23pm On Dec 27, 2011

the whole situation is strange so let's just assume the entire thing was a misunderstanding.

unless there's evidence to the contrary.

Celebrities › Re: Tribute To The Most Outstanding Couples Of A Lifetime. by tpia5: 6:19pm On Dec 27, 2011

Politics › Re: MASSOB Leader Uwazuruike To Succeed Ojukwu As The New Igbo Leader by tpia5: 6:17pm On Dec 27, 2011

Celebrities › Re: Tribute To The Most Outstanding Couples Of A Lifetime. by tpia5: 6:13pm On Dec 27, 2011

dewdrop [ˈdjuːˌdrɒp]

n
1. a drop of dew

2. Brit euphemistic a drop of mucus on the end of one's nose

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dewdrop

Celebrities › Re: Tribute To The Most Outstanding Couples Of A Lifetime. by tpia5: 6:10pm On Dec 27, 2011

dont forget:

1. Almond joy

The act of deceiving a receptive intimate partner into thinking you're unwrapping and putting on a condom, while in reality you're simply unwrapping and consuming a candy bar. Success depends in large part on your partner's non-visualization of your hands and joystick, either by means of a darkened room or intimate positioning (e.g. canine style), as well as lack of familiarity with the feel of a bare vs. sheathed joystick.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=almond%20joy

Deception is the name of the game.

Celebrities › Re: Tribute To The Most Outstanding Couples Of A Lifetime. by tpia5: 6:01pm On Dec 27, 2011

Jesus Christ.

lord have mercy.

oluwa gba wa lowo awon irikuri ati irinkirin.

shouldnt i be done with this nairaland?

the kinds of nigerians i'm being exposed to here are not the type ton po nyan le.

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 5:43pm On Dec 27, 2011

^Stop calling your b1tchy mother everywhere plz.

Ok, you were scarred by your witch ancestry.

So? huh

You need to get the sh1t slapped out of your head back into your butthole.

Politics › Re: They Laughed At Me. by tpia5: 5:38pm On Dec 27, 2011

Op

why is it important for us to know you went to bucharest.

Didnt all these spying activities use to be a secret or when did the rules change.

Romance › Re: Are Civilized Muslim Guys More Caring? by tpia5: 5:35pm On Dec 27, 2011

Which ones are uncivilized?

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 5:22pm On Dec 27, 2011

useless set of animals thinking they are human beings!!

see how pathetic you have made your lives- who do you have to blame for how you are besides yourself?

na the witches wey initiate you for your village you wan pin your cursed selves on?

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 5:20pm On Dec 27, 2011

[size=16pt]SAGAMITE[/size]

stick to one id and stop being a useless coward.

answer the questions i put to you!!!!!

and may what you plan for others constantly be your portion!!!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by tpia5: 5:11pm On Dec 27, 2011

musKeeto:
Why fight with tilapia when it's clear he/she/it makes more sense than the average agboro?

shut up you sob and stop referring to me in that manner.

if you're not a b.astard you'd know when to shut your trap.

maggot spawn that you are.

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