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Hello beautiful people...
I bring you good tidings... It's a new year and this year will favour us.
I present to you, a 2010 registered Nissan Tiida...
This is a car as rugged and efficient as a corolla. This is also suitable for Uber.
It's going for am amazing price of 1.6m.
This is non negotiable.
If you're interested, please WhatsApp me on the number in my signature...
Location is Ago palace way of Lagos.
Delivery nationwide is also available.

*Update*
Car is now sold

Dana plane crash

Ekenem123:
Good morning my good people..
A friend wants to buy Toyota Corolla in ibadan from a car smuggler that uses saki axis to smuggle cars from cotonuo to Nigeria..
The problem is the car smuggler said his cars does not have original clearing papers...

My friend is seeking advice on buying a car without custom clearance papers ....
please your advice is needed @Tpound

*Coughs*...
In fela's voice...
Run ooo

Except you want to use it only within the city... No reach toll gate o...or else, your middle name is sorry and your car's last name will be bye bye

Happy weekend beautiful people

Standyeji411:
Hey Good afternoon everyone one here actually I created this account just to get some information about something, I have been playing to buy a car either Lexus Rx 350 2021 model or benz gla 350. So which do u think is more reliable and strong and good for 9ja road you know what I mean na plz guys I need ur opinions thanks

Benz anytime...

Happy new year beautiful people

IsaacRocks:
Are you serious, really sorry about that, I never intended to do that, this is a forum and Just like Quora I should have been able to ask without a backlash but I forgot I am in Africa.

I quite understand you.
But also take note, their ways are different from our ways.
Imagine a lady walking on the streets in pant and bra over there...
"That's absolutely normal".. they'll say.
Now imagine that same scenario in Africa...
"Yahoo boys don use this one"... They'll say.

IsaacRocks:
I am always scared when in the banks cause of robbery and stuff but I always also want to know how the feeling is, have you ever been in a Bank during robbery? How was it?

It's pleasurable...

The sight of guns blazing and the sounds of AK47s going off repeatedly makes me cum.

If you think otherwise, go in a bank and pray they come.
Imagine trying to wake up memories people pay huge sums to forget by going for therapy

He/She's a transgender.
She transformed into a man but kept her reporductive organs

gonkin:
For real i was around 11 then and still remember the taste it was a chimp and the skull was small compared to a human. Also bat

Remind me to avoid you whenever we meet

gonkin:
If u chop dried monkey or bad you go wan chop am again. I ate such about 17 years ago as a kid and i cant forget the taste. It was awesome.

Still afraid to eat dog and snake, cat is a hell no. But i ate a rabbit during my biology practical, i crave duck

You don dey too watch Chinese mukbang on tik tok

Yes it is

Hyundai Veracruz or Santa Fe

TGreatGatsby:
Sure, go ahead & follow suite from ur deadhead boss & speak in balablu.

Is it for agbada, ewa, garri

At my age and matric number

God forbid BAT tin

TGreatGatsby:
If tinubu becomes president in Nigeria, I see the Lagos blue line, red line & all the other lines in Nigeria becoming like this.

This I have seen

The excessive garri you drank has clouded your vision. Your vision is doing balablu... bluuba.... Bulaba....

Nibo la tun jasi bayii

Where did we end up laidis

Was there when it happened....tho not of recent...about 2 months ago

Kayode3747:
Am following you on WhatsApp

Okay

So you're not his friend then

When did the car come in to Nigeria

leverage12:
So I have been having some issues with my Toyota Sienna 1999 Model and I want the best hands to work on it. Please friends do recommend the best Car maintenance company within Lagos to get my car fix without regrets. Thanks in advance

M.M Balogun Auto services.... Ikosi ketu

Kayode3747:
Can I get Toyota hiace 04 in owode clean naija used

Sure thing... WhatsApp me on the number in my signature

2special:
you're one of the few trustworthy fellow I can recommend to you on nairaland, Tpound

Thank you

overdrive:
Can the goat meat be replaced with 404?asking for a friend.

Calabar do party, dog loss...

If you doun Gerrit, fergerrabourit

Nobody is talking about the fact that she's running an ad for the online store

sopna69:
Dear nairaland user good day.
I have builds an web site for Used/New car buy sell which name https://www.seraoffers.com/cars/ Please visit an suggest me if any.
Also if you interested to buy this website script then i can sell it to you.
Thanks

I'm interested

thrillionaire:
Damn. The actresses in Nollywood are driven either by peer competition, fear of poverty or te strong urge to pepper them. They defy all odds and do the most to live the good life. But the males... [b]I don't know why they're not hungry to aspire to perspire and desire [/b]and... Smh

With their anus?
Yoruba people usually say...
"Ma wo ago alaago sare "

Omihanifa:
When is the part two of this movie coming out?

And the clown amongst us has shown his face.
Nitwit

Centurion101:
I write this story to encourage people to always help if they are in a position to do so, especially is the situation is dire. What goes around comes around and you might just find yourself in a situation where you Will need help from strangers and hope they help you too.

Days ago I was in my neighborhood in South West running some errands at around 9pm on Sunday when I found myself in a very busy road packed to the brim end to end with cars stuck in a hold up trying to beat the jam to get to Thier respective destinations.

I turned the ignition off since I've already spent like 20minutes without moving an inch, a few seconds later I heard a loud bang it was a speeding bike who wanted to use it's small size to it's advantage to beat the traffic, upon close inspection I realized the bike has Just hit a guy with full force and ran away.

Consequently people came out to check on the guy that was hit,he was unconscious bleeding from the back of his head and face, unfortunately the bike's force banged him right into a very big cement structure that would probably weigh a couple of tons.

Nigerians being Nigerians started praying and speaking in tongues instead of administering aid to the guy, nobody was willing to touch him,there were just shouting and saying he is probably dead and they don't want police to charge them with his death.

At this point I tried to control the crowd to disperse and at least give this guy room to breathe and get some fresh air hoping that might resuscitate him,but there were like 50people gathering there and there is only so much a single person can do.

So realizing no one was willing to help this guy I fought my way through them ruggedly to get to the guy I realized he has a broken leg and arm and he was bleeding heavily but he has a pulse and he is not dead,
I don't know what I was thinking or what power came over me but the fact that he is alive made a difference to me and I said to myself I will take him to the hospital even if I have to carry him on my back and trek there.
I asked a man to help me Carry him, he asked do I know the victim and I answered yes,he is my junior brother.

so they helped me lift him up and I carried him on my back and began to speed, now the next thing was how to get transportation,we are in a hold up and no car is moving, by this point the crowds has dispersed and left me alone to tend to my PROBLEM.

I locked my car , sat the guy close to the side of the road ,I tried to find something that could apply pressure to reduce the bleeding,then it dawned on me that a cloth will do just fine,so I removed my shirt and tied it around his leg where he was bleeding the most.

Like I said earlier the task at hand was how to get transportation to the closest hospital, I began flagging down bikes but none of them stopped out of fear until I literarily ran in front of one forcing him to stop and told him to take me to the next hospital,I was about to start begging him to not let this guy die because of fear when this guy got down from his bike offering to help lift him so we can take him to the hospital,I don't know if it's God that sent him or it was just pure luck but he helped and we put the victim in the middle and started our journey to the hospital.

On the way I checked the guy's pulse and breathing like every second, telling him he's going to live one way or the other because my work will not be in vain. As God will have it he opened his eyes but he was still incoherent and totally out of it ,but at least now his eyes is opened and he is not laying down like a dead man,that kind of gave me an atom of hope.

Moments later we arrived at a private hospital and they were just about to close, apparently they had some issues with the workers that were supposed to cover a night shift, infact there was only one doctor on call and a few nurses around so it was all hands on deck, the victim was stretched in and as per private hospital wahala they demanded card and treatment fee up front, I even begged them to at least priorities the guy's life first but they said no money no treatment,so I paid for card, admission fee and treatment, it was 33,000 naira

After payment the doctor came in with the nurses and started working Thier magic, giving him some injections , cleaning his wounds,they even plugged him up with something that aided his breathing (I don't know what the thing is called).

After a couple of hours around 11:30pm the doctors came out and told me he was stable,that he had some internal bleedings that has Been stopped and he is responding fine to the treatment,they said I can go and see him if I wanted.

I went into the ward and checked up on him,he was heavily medicated and he couldn't really say anything that makes sense,he was just fixated on my face, strolling in and out of consciousness.

I slept in the hospital and the following morning around 8am he was awake and fine ,so I went to see him and when he saw me,he just started crying uncontrollably saying THANK YOU like a hundred times without stopping, this kind of made me a bit emotional because I've not really seen a lot of grown men cry.
He gave me his phone and I contacted his family members and told them what Happened, his mother almost passed out on the call, some minutes later they all rushed into the hospital. I peeked at them through the glass window when they went to his ward,the relief and joy in Thier faces is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in my life.

I left my number with the nurses there and told them to give to the guy when he is discharged and I made my way down to fetch my car, hoping and praying fervently that the car is still there and that was it.

That 33k was the best thing I've paid for in all my life and what happened just gave me joy and relief anytime I think about it.

The guy and his parents calls me like a billion times a day,they even offered to pay me back but I refused, collecting the money back is not worth the joy I got from doing what I did.

This is someone who registered a few days ago, yet he has impacted in the life of a total stranger...
The ones here will be wailing about having nothing their families will eat for that day.
Except make people transfer for them
God bless you OP!!!
Na man you be

I'm still addicted o

Ballzproblemm:
what is inside this marriage wey me no dey see ,Asin , nothing about it moves me

true...
It won't move you...
Until you enter kpekus modified by Sara ikpu oku...

Your ministerial post needs to be changed to prayer minister..
Bloody galloping lounger