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Icecream4U:
She wanted to kiss kizz Daniel without brushing her teeth. Kizz Daniel refused saying it's unhygienic. She became angry and unfollows him on IG.

very good,anyhow make dem break up, cos I'm working towards getting that girl,I see my wife in her, I nor even kW wetin small Daniel go find der

OrestesDante:



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∆ His comment is not totally thoughtless I'd say if you'd asked.

If you read the story you'll see that lady exhibited foolishness along the line. She refused to use her sense.

It's dangerous to do "anything" for someone you're not married to. ∆


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So the meaning of gone na die abi9ja na woman e de refer to oooo

Some girls are wicked sha,after all he's doing for her!!!!!!move on man ,I'm with you on this,,

This one de learn na,second week in Lagos na back of truck I climb, ready pay 500 for 100 tfare but I no ready begin run follow bus,come de drag, as I see truck wen de ho my direction,trust warri, na once I tama d bus,worst of all d first girl I begin crush on saw me that day...I weak wen she call me say with my fine white shirt I use one hand de tama truck, lol

Your papa born you well joor ,sense plenty fprbyour head,na only choima matter de make u act like u no get sense, its normal sha

Olalan:
When you have your body to offer easily and freely coupled with top notch bedmatic skills you can get most men.....

after all our men no get joy,we the slayers of slay queens,u no need to want d man sef,only sight of u sef u don go down,unles d man just sorry for u

aonag:
i personally went to get the green jersey to show you that not everybody you talk with is your furcking mate. mind you its 40k this is your pic. its useless to me as nigeria is no longer in the world cup but i want to prove a point to you. I can furcking afford it and lots more than it!!!! broke arse.

so it took 1month to get that??u de fuuk up Mr unbroked asssssse

alertness:
I don't know why iPhone users especially Nigerians like to flaunt it you often see them standing in front of mirror taking selfie or flashing the apple logo everywhere for people to notice it

you buy one and get one mirror free

dingbang:
The lie and the breast are overstretched....

but d bwezz is actually telling d truth o, 33...

BoneBlogger:
guess you know better than the man himself who says he's from Sapele.

cross 9ja your life don change Bob,see this ogwuanja boy wen like fight DAT year,Na wah o,last memory I got for this guy na wen dem de hold am make e no cut person with cutlass, funny enough is one of the unserious guys in my class In Secondary school, na wah ooo,,,

marisdgreat:
u wey God don see bless, wetin u don use your miserable life do

right from your first post,you been sounding miserable,what's wrong ??is there anything frustrating you?

So as this one fine reach ,e no still get sense?accident happen all over the world, our country careless of safety measures ,lots of this can be avoided if our country de very safety cautious

Dis mama de fuuk up,then d baba own ?I nor know what to say cos d guy de even de confuse e won sef

marisdgreat:
your entire female generation na prostitute

so simple question u no fit answer,see as u just de let ur attitude out,is that how u insult your daddy??cos person like u I kW say boyfriend go hard am not to talk of husband,get sense o baby make God for see you bless

Nbote:
Wat a way to go... Probably driving drunk at dat tym of d nyt... But I don't understand a married man clubbing and leaving dat late wen he's got a wife a kid at home

marriage is not really that important as we think for now

This one no see rope,no see lagoon,no fit use e sef for ritual, na rat poison, common rat poison, even d rats go de shame for am

Lumideety:
what on earth is the friend doing with 250k
cash at hand.........even as a student

d story sef sha get as e be,and even if de say na ATM ,ATM can't pay 250 at a go,

marisdgreat:
including your sisters, unborn female children and the females in ur family lineage. what do they have to offer?

baby,are you a young 9ja ashawo??cos I no see reason y u take am personal o,abi ur last name na prostitute?

jessca048:
I know this cannot be true love. some naija men can fall hand sha

see your rotten teeth,,no b only true love,make e run follow jobless ,lazy hoes cos e de find true luv abi??na be only fall hand na fall yansh ,ride on osaro ,d mama will b tighter dan and her boobs go still carry up pass many of d blood sucking slay mama of this our generation, she get funds ,get the connect,and her love na 100% real ,Bleep age wen it comes to oyibo

ozodigboo:
send me your account details.

d dude ain't needing funds, e just ask for hotel to lodge ,guess hes not familiar to the environment

revolt:
In as much as i hate apc... i thinl delta state needs to have another party at the helms of affaits. Thts one pdp failure tht cant be overlooked. Their fellow pdp states in rivers, akwaibom, crossrivers are doing much better. Tho to be fair that state is 3 states in one but.....theres money there. The ppl arent industrious if not for the igbos there itd have been another bayelsa. My opinions tho.

kisses brov, I have lived in Delta state all my live,to me apart from individual development, the govt ain't doing no shit for the people der,imagine sapele wen get 2 power stations wen de generate power de share give d transmission companies ,can't boast of 12hrs light and nothing can be done about it,companies are folding up,apart from their so called seplat flow station I can't think of a reasonable company there,all d youths don turn ashawo and yahoo boys(I no blame dem) sea ports don shut down and no fit come up for reasons no one kW,na just mouth we get natin is happening here,so make okowa shut up e fucking lips,ibori laid a very bad foundation for them na him put delta state for this condition ,I just de pity d dull ones wen de praise DAT criminal wen lick d state dry,na e step e predecessors de follow

Magnifik18:
Frustrated mistress,

Like I typed earlier and still typing now : You've never been to the gym in your life so 4get about it.

All you need is 2 weeks in the gym and you'll be able to relate.

Note, The OP isnt the cause of your misfortune/ frustration. Channel your misery elsewhere.

Last i heard, the lagoon near you is still accepting frustrated souls. Make good use of that passage.

shwo, e never reach so na,if you got a problem try calm down and figure how to fix it cos you d one sounding frustrated here ,really??abi e don tay u insult person or wetin ?calm down make u no go de do I wish I kW later o

Magnifik18:
I can bet you have never been to the gym in your life so you can't relate.

gym master,so wen u open dis shit,you actually got your ribs cracked or what,was it funny Cos d topic is on funniest meme not who sabi gym

dominique:
Nairaland is not a news site, even news sites have variety and entertainment columns. That a topic doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it won't appeal to someone else.

so this poo de appeal to you??

If feel say na only me de see dis nonsense

stevedre:
Tell me something, what's your take on the match today?

they fought,the smartness of Argentine players won the game....

owomida1:
Reveal your source of income if we score.

If you lie, u will die by fire

you no go go find your own source of income de der de find another man own,,when your eyes go clear eh,dem no de telli person

You no see as d girl mature,only here are voice for something important, if na some na so so cloths shoes bags cleavage, na dem go take de disturb person, even d boy sef David still like anyhow noise,kisses chiomsky baby

Hope say dem go cut her boobs before she start d jail terms

Then step down na, abi na by force,common appointment u de get difficulties, it clearly shows you not capable na, 3yrs now u still de get difficulties, we are finished

Everybody just wan turn craze...its a pity