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Hmmm they have come again🙄

I'm not really a Fan of Sugary Stuffs.

But once in a while I take Fearless. The Issue I have with most Sweetened Drinks Is I can consume Just a bottle for days without finishing It.

I will drink a little portion then close it and return It back to the Fridge. Sometimes I even add some water to dilute It😁

Weirdo😁

emmaodet:
At the bolded won't work.
If he likes, he should pray with seven naked virgins.
The Chinese and whites didn't succeed and breakthrough in technology and innovations doing that.
With all our prayers, we are still running Helter skelter there

Lol but the Importance and Effectiveness of Spiritualism can not be OverEmphasized.

Na those Whites/Arabs/Asians dey Involve In Spiritualism past.

The Life of a Man. Hmmm.

emmaodet:


Chaii

This man don throw in the towel to poverty

Badt Guy

In as much this sounds funny. Men from humble backgrounds are going through a lot these days.

The funny thing Is most of these guys are the main architect of their own Misfortunes. For example, Why would someone on a N100k Salary be venturing into marriage in this Nigeria Economy? Isn't that a Suicide Mission? Didn't they learned from their Parents mistake?

Even some high class people are standing on their Toes these days. Personally, I know what It takes to be successful In a Terrain like Nigeria.

emmaodet:
Unfortunately, the 2 work hand in hand.
Reason most people are financially poor is because they are mentally poor

Absolute Truth.

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Babie If you are seeing this💃

please don't do It oOo. I love your Natural body and goodies like that❤

Nice Jet though🚀

I got an Intel that MMA2 expansion Is In progress.

odenkirk:
me too i think im becoming mentally unstable but dont blame me there is no condition that i hv not work in but im still broke i work in the morning in the night i work while it rains nd i work in a blazing sun still broke

I will advise you seek👇

"Spiritual Help/You can also wake up In the Midnight between 1AM to 3AM and Pray/Cry to your Creator while Naked"

Most Importantly, Stay away from Sex. You can make friends with Ladies but make sure you abstain from Sex. Then make sure you still stay very disciplined when things start going on fine for you.

There are some Contaminated People out there these days. Forget about the Material Things some of them are displaying. They are Empty Internally and Spiritually.

It's a Big Disaster to be Financially and Mentally Poor at the same time. The Combo Is like a Nuclear Bomb.

At least If you are financially poor at the moment. Strive to make sure you are mentally sound In order to navigate your way out of Poverty.

tochez24:
E be like suicide don dey hungry you baa??

U never defeat poverty finish, u won add marriage join body? Lol

Even your wife will never let you touch her when you can't provide oga, ask married men what they go through in their marriages first... Your ear go full hahaha.

See this one!!! Bro money is the only leverage any man can get in life o

Oga better set your priorities right and hustle, leave women and marriage alone.

🤣🤣🤣

There Is one around my Area too. I think he should be around 24years. No degree, No O' Level, No handwork.

This one Impregnated two smallies on different occasions. The first smallie had two babies for him while the second smallie had one baby for him. I couldn't believe It when It happened.

Sometimes I will pause for some minutes and Imagine how the future of those kids would look like. Damn!!!

nedekid:
Locked up? Unless you agree that naija is a banana republic.
Portable will sleep peacefully on his bed this night.
As I said earlier the worst they could do was to arrest him over a weekend, enabling them to detain him more than 48hrs before taking him to court..
Now he has been granted bail, it is for them to prove those weak charges, and even if they do and succeed, option of fine will likely be attached to any sentence.
Nb: if anyone was assaulted to the extent bleeding took place, I assure you they would have shown it on TV, social media, video clips. Most they will do is get doctors report that can be contested.

Apt💯

Portable Son Of ShakuShaku

I am one of their big patronizers due to this cash scarcity. Including Palmpay.

They are very reliable with few records of network glitches.

Devdevdev:
Nonsense. You can't teach CSS in two weeks.

I've been learning to code for over 6 months and I haven't "learned" CSS. I've built lot of cool stuff and even accepted live projects from people on this thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7534595/css-challenge-post-ui-ill

yet I still don't think I've "learned" CSS.

Stop deceiving people. It will take someone new to programming at least 1 month to be comfortable with the HTML and CSS syntax and then at least another one month to actually start learning how it all actually works.

This Is quite true.

But I believe OP posted this from his own perspective. He Is a Guru now so he believes an average Intelligent person should be able to learn within the time frame he posted.

It's always like that, Things are only hard when we are still Ignorant of It. But when someone becomes a Guru, It'll look like a Walkover😊

frozen70:
If you are dating a financially stable woman, just respect yourself that's all

That word respect yourself means so many things

Hmmm.

Beautiful❤

Most beautiful Girl Indeed kwa🙄

SweetBuns:
1.What is the basis of this statement of yours? Last I checked, the labour market didn't discriminate one sex over the other.

2.Women love sex more than men and yet the overwhelming majority of people willing to pay or give something of value in exchange for sex are men. Lmao ok.

3.And which gender promotes such ideologies with statements like

"No sex, no commitment"
"You must test-drive before you buy"
"Money for hand, back for ground"
"Don't take her seriously until she ducks you bro. Sex is their greatest investment!"

Penis people sabotage themselves and then turn around to blame the other gender for their woes.

😁😁😁

Vaeulence Thread😊

Nemesis0147:
Sorry about your predicament…
This reminds me of something that happened to one of my home boy in the village that year😂
Dude bought a new bike for his okada business….within 1week he bought the bike…he picked up a passenger one day and the guy was on NYSC khaki….half way to the guy’s destination…he asked my guy to let him ride the bike that it has been long….my guy give this guy bike oh….d guy say mk he ride up and come back….my guy stayed and waited for him for more than 3 hrs straight before eyes clear am😂😂

Someone Must be Super Sensitive and Very Alert when dealing with Some Nigerians😒

Most especially If you are the type with a Good Heart❤

BiGVEEN58:
Free things kill. That's how I lost my phone because of ordinary keke free lift. Lol

I guess the Phone Slipped out of your Pocket Inside the Keke right?😳

Adeolaeniola:
Something around 2012, I'm a maruwa operator then.
This guy chartered me from ikotun down to idi-araba telling me he want to carry some goods from luth hospital back to ikotun, we bargain and the money look good to me not too high tho. the first red flag I should notice then is that some area boys are saluting this guy in a manner I should be cautious but I ignored the sign and he even asks me to tip them which I obliged.
To cut the story short, we enter luth hospital compounds, and this guy just enters one store and comes back and tells me that he can't find the person he usually buys goods from and his phone is down I should borrow him my phone to contact the person and according to some rumors in the store the goods he wants to buy as skyrocketed so I should borrow him addition 3k,naso I carry my hard earn money give this guy dat very day ooo.

I don't know there is another entrance behind the store.

Na so the guy carries my phone and money run ooo.
The funniest part be sai, if I call the guy e dey pick my call

LAGOS!!!🤣🤣🤣

Some people usually Use the Bolded Format a lot. I have Witness such Scenario Live.

Some people no Just get the Fear of God at all.

Lol JJC😂

Ever since I learnt a great lesson. One of my greatest Rules In life Is to be very Alert and Vigilant around Strangers, Including some Friends and Families too.

Only a Novice would collect gifts from a Stranger or start Famzing anyhow In a country like Nigeria.

The kind of Stern and Straight Face I usually put on these days when I'm outside wouldn't even let any Idiot want to try rubbish with Me.

LX570 2023 Armored.

Anytime Anyday.

Are you one of their Staffs?

I would like to Open a Bank Account with them soon.

Allylic:
This place is really an introvert lounge..see how everywhere is silent like a grave yard..

Please leave our Introvert Selves alone oOo.

Yucks, I can't eat such Animal.