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OKOATA:
If you know get work this morning better go find better work do.

Ah no get. Today is children’s day.

Don’t come back here with fake stories and you will be safe.

Else,

You go collect

PARADIZEPRIEST:
YOU CANNOT QUESTION GOD,because YOUR BRAIN IS TOO SMALL TO KNOW ALL ABOUT GOD. GOD IS THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR WITH NO LIMITS,BUT YOU HAVE LIMITS NO MATTER YOUR IQ.
IT IS EASY FOR SOMEONE BORN OF SILVER SPOON TO DENY GOD'S EXISTENCE. BUT WHEN THEY HAVE PROBLEM MONEY CANNOT SOLVE THEY FINALLY SEEK GOD AS FINAL HOPE.
GOD ONLY SHOWS YOU WHAT YOUR SMALL BRAIN CAN HANDLE.GOD IS SUPER SPIRIT,OMINIPRESENT,ALL KNOWING. AM SHARING THIS WITH YOU OUT EXPERIENCIAL ENCOUNTERS. YOU NEED TO EXPERIENCE GOD TO KNOW WHO GOD IS,HE HAS ALL THE ANSWERS.

Why are you shouting ?

Don’t you know typing a message in capital letters is extremely rude and shows a lack of respect for others?

Your god, whomever or whatever he might be is a man invention.

Humans are not perfect. Nothing is perfect anywhere. Even your invented god is extremely imperfect at the things you claim he does.

If your god was an employee, he would have been sacked for gross incompetence.

He being supposedly all powerful does nothing to prevent genocide. He allows famine and epidemics. He cannot even control the weather. His miracles are similar to magical sleight of hands.

He is selective of whom he answers or speaks to and there is no empirical evidence he does so. Only claims by his charlatans.

If he was a customer care representative, then he is the worst. He doesn’t respond to calls (prayers) nor does he handle feedbacks.

He is represented by the most hypocritical sets of people who say one thing and do exactly the other.

And finally, he is always in need of just a little more money.

Think about that…your god needs money, always. Who would have thought that the maker of a universe would consistently need the human means of exchange to get by.

OKOATA:
Yes for everything ever made has a creator. I had a video there's was this Black American astronaut up in space and he was videoing how Angels of the most High God were flying around the earth, in a split second one angel flew from Asia to Africa, these once are more than super human, they were many flying around the earth back and forth. The astronaut guy was saying something like this is what NASA doesn't want you to see, this is what the American government doesn't want you to see. At some point those angels will ascend back into the sky and disappear, I guess they went up into heaven to deliver the message of the most High God. The video was on YouTube but I can't find it anylonger and I lost the vid in a memory card years ago. Thank God my mom, bro watched the video so incase of doubt when I say this outside some don't believe me. So now someone will tell me there's isn't a spirit, he sees the physical things so he's limited to the physical things around him. For someone who didn't even know how he was formed in the womb will come out and tell you there's no creator. I believe there are angels in factory's that makes human being, process them etc just as we make mobile phones etc.

You can lie o.

There have only been 18 astronauts of African descent and they all have their names on Wikipedia.

Now which of them saw an angel and on which expedition?

Which angel?

Angel in space?

Chai.

Who do you like this?

Betscoreodds:
The most futuristic Mercedes ever driving in public!

Watch on Russia TV Africa in telegram.

Or

https://m.facebook.com/supercarblondie/videos/the-futuristic-mercedes-avtr-driving-in-public-/301818875101830/

Or


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii4HKg7hw18

Only people from Facebook would just be seeing this Mercedes.

Spoiler alert. SuperCarBlondie reviewed this car over one year ago

Do well and leave Facebook for your grand parents

OKOATA:
Abeg no de quote me, see person wey de talk. Someone that didn't know how he was formed in his mother's womb sef get mouth. Mr I created myself.

Stop reasoning in such a petty manner.

Did you skip biology classes? Basic SS1 Biology handles an introduction to reproduction. Google can handle the rest.

Are you saying your mum got impregnated by someone named god?

That story has been told somewhere before when a purported virgin was discovered to be pregnant. Where did i hear that story ooooo?

OKOATA:
Look at this baby clown. Abeg I know fit argue, if you don't believe in spirituality good luck to you bro.

I am not a baby clown o. I am an adult one.

If you cannot argue on subjects you know little about, then just read. It is not by force to comment.

This is not a beer parlor

Divoc19:
There has to be some sort of explanation for all these man..

That is exactly your intelligent mind speaking.

The human intelligence for thousands of years have tried to rationalize the things it doesn’t understand.

The universe is billions of years old. Humans as we know us are a relatively new species. We are so new, our tenancy here has not even reached a tenth of the time the dinosaurs spent.

A new short rest hotel guest who didn’t know when the hotel was built cannot rationalize where the wood for the roofing was gotten from.

Science is still trying to find answers. Believe me, the few answers science has till date has been frustrated by these religious pundits from when humans started reasoning.

Religion is man’s worst invention.

All the developments in the last 200 years was mainly because the religious hold on common sense was relaxed just a little in the western world.

OKOATA:
In your mediocre mind you think it's only the earth that exist right? What about spirituality? Do you know how many spirit, demons being that move on the surface of this earth alone? But a mere physical man with nothing but flesh and blood talks like he knows it all. People like you won't even believe solar planets exist if not for scientist. The same scientist now believing God exist. If you can't see demons and spirits around you with your physical eyes how can a mere sinful mortal like you see the throne of God, someone who created the earth and other solar planets. So you expect God to be physical human like you? Mere mortal who knows more than His creator.

Bros/Sis,

Abeg drop passengers.

Where did you personally see demons ?

Apart from movies and narrations, where else?

Suddenly, once you believe in the existence on spirits and demons and other fables, you become enlightened or what?

Your spiritual stories are just stories. No foundation.

I am posting on a public forum and if your demons actually exist, let them attack me overnight.

They should know who i am and where I would sleep tonight easy.

Cheers

EDIT.

I am now awake. 8.38am the next day.

I slept soundly. Not a single demon could pass through our estate gate, talkless of getting to my bedside.

Maybe they needed uber or they were afraid that robbers would attack them on the way.

Either way, dem no show.

OKOATA:
If you are asking me that question that means you don't believe in spirituality right? Man has a Body, Soul and Spirit. So are you telling me you only have a Body and Soul, no Spirit? If you don't believe in spirituality sorry to tell you I have nothing to discuss with you Einstein.

Why did you stop at three?

Why not add other concepts like hair, air and vision. Men have those too.

Homo sapiens are intelligent creatures. They evolved consciousness. They have a huge brain. They are intelligent.

Trying to attribute spirituality to human consciousness is an attempt at selling your religious opium as a cure-all.

Spiritualism is one big humongous pile of turd that we have been fed since some lazy humans decided to become religious scammers.

Divoc19:
We know the Earth is already a system that runs itself but there just has to be a God somewhere

Nah. There aint.

Maxxim:
You claimed you talk about facts, I asked you questions based on facts man and you're yet to answer.
The Earth was made to support living,
You breath, cultivate land it yields fruit, your wounds get healed, you communicate and also your abilities,
Out of all the million galaxies,it's only our milky way that supports life .
Who made these or how are they created, how did they evolved?

You seem not to be getting me.

This your exact line of thought is ancient.

You are saying just because we humans have to cook food, all food therefore must be cooked. Yet we have food items that are not cooked and even the items you cook in your own location are not cooked somewhere else or even regarded as food.

Just because life exists does not prove it was a god-invention.

If you claim any supernatural being invented anything, the onus is on you to prove it.

If i claim i have the longest phallus in the world, I should be able to put the damn thing on display for all to measure.

I cannot be supporting my kilometer phallus theory by writing articles or books saying you have to believe me. Same way you cannot support your claim of a god by presenting the quran or the bible.

If your god exists, prove his existence. Not by claiming he speaks to you or wrote a book or sent his prophets etc

Let him speak at once to us all, if his voice is not loud enough, maybe he could use CNN or even live stream on YouTube or something.

Don’t claim existence by trying to sell fear

Maxxim:
Your illustration doesn't share any similarity with the analogy about the mighty being instead it raised a question that, how can such universe be designed so beautiful that the earth is the only planet that aids living being, not to talk about that of our complex body genetics, there must've been a great master craft who has planned and crafted these so miraculously. Isn't that true?

Your answer captures exactly how the human mind has reasoned the immense wonders of the universe for thousands of years.

Long before street lights and artificial light pollution, when the night sky was clear and silence of the night was real, the first men, while lying on their backs after a wholesome meal and pleasant sex has always reasoned that way.

The human mind believes anything they cannot use logic to explain should be from a being greater than them.

In Book-keeping/Accounting, when an accountant is trying to balance a trial balance that refuses to balance, he puts the difference in what is called a suspense account. He would come back to tackle it later.

God is man’s suspense account.

oshonwambada:
You don't even know the difference between 'God and god and u want to argue.

Please what is the difference? Kindly explain

To understand the idiocy behind the god invention, you need to understand scale.

The scale of the universe.

Once you understand how small and almost irrelevant our planet is, then you would realize the folly of a god.

Let me give a small analogy. Imagine All the students of univeristy of lagos gathered in a stadium.

Now imagine a random student out of all of them.

Now pick that student and remove one hair from his head.

That single strand of hair in size compared to all the mass of the students, that is the size of our planet compared to the observable universe.

The unobservable universe on the other hand operates on a scale we cannot even fathom.

Saying there is a god who is micromanaging our lives in such a context is fit only for marvel comic series

AstraDroid:
The issue shouldnt be if there is God, it should be if there is God in this Universe, and the answer is, it depends on what you know as God. It is a Title for a level of Consciousness.

You do not need God in a multi-player game. The issue of God does not really arise, not because there is no Supreme Deity, but because this Universe is a Business owned by some Business Alliances for Profit, and the Architect of this particular Game is actually Kal, the one you call Satan.

This is his Prime Real Estate, and he is the owner of this Universe, you call him the 'God' of this Universe.

I tilt more towards Spinoza's God, otherwise, we are just evolving consciousness nodes in a farm of sort.

All these names and theories. How una dey form am?

Na so religion dey start o

Authoreety:
Only an irredeemable fo.ol says there is no God

Only fools say there is a god when there is no sane evidence to such

Uprightness100:
The prophetic landscape has never been as clear as it has been right now!

Global events are reaching a great crescendo and the perfect prophetic storm is about to break out!

Wars and rumors of wars are out of this world..
More virulent pandemics of both known and unknown diseases.
Increasingly more devastating earthquake activity.
Unprecedented and escalating volcanic eruptions, Abnormal weather patterns, global drought, Worldwide famine.
Round the clock total surveillance of every person on earth
Loss of all personal freedoms, personal property, and all civil liberties
Increased violence, breakdown of law and order
So-called “alien” disclosure and “contact”.
Nuclear conflict.:
It’s all coming, and it’s all converging right now in real time.

The next prophetic event to occur will be the sudden snatching away of the Remnant Church “when the impossible to believe becomes impossible to ignore.”

Be Ready Folks! Be Ready! Make Peace with JESUS Christ by Surrendering the totality of your life to JESUS Christ and Live in Preparation of HIS imminent Coming.

On the day the trumpets sounds, a lot of people are gonna wish they listened to this Crazy JESUS/ Endtimes preacher.

Nah. Nobody would wished they listened to you because nobody is coming from or going to anywhere.

The romans waged wars and conquered the known world then. They even persecuted christians and other religious pundits of the times.

The arabs waged their own wars and killed many people. They persecuted people who were not muslims. Plenty wars.

Genghis Khan did his own. Many souls wwre killed. He took over majority of the known world.

Hitler did his own. Before that was the great war. After that was korean, vietnam, Nigerian civil war and many more.

As at today, we have ukraine, yemen, etc

Even we have IPOB and Boko haram serving us our own breakfast.

War is part of human selfishness and as long as we listen to fear mongers like you, we would keep killing each other.

All wars are borne from a false belief that your group is superior to another. Superiority is among other things fueled by religion.

You for example have this delusion that because you believe in some fables, you are better than others who don’t. This is a seed for war.

A time will come and it is coming soon, when your type would become extinct. It definitely won’t be in our time because the islamic endemic is at it’s greatest infection in our generation.

But it will come.

And when that time comes, your grand kids would read your constant rants on Nairaland archives and say “this our ancestor was one of the really delusional ones”

Cheers

Tonto Dike is a lesson to all fathers and mothers.

Train your daughters properly so that they dont end up like her.

Always remember, the same country thay produced Tonto and Nkechi Blessing also produced Ngozi Okonjo Iwela and many brilliant females.

successmatters:
Only a madman will try to fight masked foreign terrorists who have AK47 rifles with bare hands.

Foreign terrorists you say?

Jamesbally:
300k for a Keke napep? I will rather buy a Wheel Barrow, Than waste my hard earned money to buy this Aba made Keke napep

Since 300k which is around 500usd is hard earned for you, we understand.

A wheel barrow is also expensive now so i would advise you divert your precious resources to buying food to eat before trekking.

Cheers

The thing that would carry my two left legs to the south east at this period has not been invented.

If people can harm their kith, what would they do to an ‘outsider’ like me?

Let me enjoy taking stroll on the streets of Deira in peace after a wholesome meal at Wimpy’s

Ok

Kasaliola:
Good evening house... please I need your help.. if there is any marriage counselor or therapist. This could be lengthy and lot of typo... Please forgive me.. I open a new account for this.

I Am a father of two.. have been dating my wife since 2009, before we got married in 2014. But before the we got married we have been a love birds whereby everybody loves the way we cuddled ourself..

Its started in 2011 before I rented my first apartment, my parents didn't want me to marry her and her parents too, especially her big brother and sisters.. though it caused a lot of commotion then. But thank God they allowed cuz we forcefully told them we are meant for each other, I even speak bad words to my mother then, saying If I don't marry her in ur present I will marry her in her absent, those words hurt so dearly so she has to leave me and go ahead with my plans. And same thing with my wife family.

In 2012 I rented my own apartment and started living me.. I can't forget the very first day I raise my hands on her, I felt ashame of my self.. I don't care what she does or say then.. but I regretted doing so, I cried at the middle of the road cuz I don't know what came over me.

The only problem I have with her is that she swings mood. Always moody everytime and my parents noticed this when they come around and when she went to thier place..
This made me beat her plus the ways she disrespected me.. after doing this shameful thing, I will now come back to my senses and started begging her. I even beat her this Sunday.. all I want is someone to talk to on how I can stop this beating.. how I can tolerate her lifestyle... Am so mad and ashamed of my self.. if help me...

Thank you

A man stabbed his landlord for having an affair with his wife.

The man was convicted and sent to prison for a long time.

When he came back, the wife already had a baby for another person.

If you beat her and she dies, what would be your gain?

Put this at the back of your mind and you can change.

Beating your wife is not the solution to any issue bro. It makes you less of a man.

I dont beat kids talkless of adults

marshmonii:
you have been sanctioned for using derogatory words my friend

And who are you?

Whilst you are identifying yourself, what words look derogatory to you?

We could assist you with some English lessons.

danladi02:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haMhpDzWbkg

Nigeria may take her pride of place in her petroleum industry again as the governor of Kogi State and top presidential aspirant under the All Progressive Congress, Alhaji Yahaya Bello has said that he Will ensure full implementation of the petroleum industry bill signed by President Buhari. Bello reaching out to party delegates, stalwarts, and the entire Nigerians ahead of the APC primary said his administration will make sure there's zero importation of petroleum products while alternatively driving the development of clean energy and renewable sources if elected as the president.
Governor Yahaya Bello has also promised to harness our solid minerals potential to make Nigeria a self-reliant nation.

This commentary alone shows that Yahaya Bello does not understand governance in Africa.

You cannot be waiting on the food line and boasting that after you are well fed, you will come back to beat the food donor. You simply wait, eat and then you can do anyhow afterwards.

There are some powerful people who determine what happens in each African country and these people are benefiting from our heavy importation.

Africa is called an emerging market by the world powers and e get why.

We are the only ones that can absorb their mass production of inferior goods.

Any government that claims to pull the plug is resisted.

If you really want to wean us off these poisonous breasts, it must be done using intelligence, tact and diplomacy.

Yahaya, you are out.

advanceDNA:
U jumped at me with an insult but you are trying to make me look like the bad person... some of you come here forming land owners and ancient of days like others cant have a say anymore

Do you know who i am?

Do you know my age?.

You are lucky that i am busy this morning. I would have used the remnants of your lilliputian brain to mop the floors of Berger public toilet this morning.

Nonsense and ingredients.

PS: Na play i dey play o.

advanceDNA:
Mr supporting striker...if you had any sense upstairs like you are trying to insult me you would have seen where ednut said "why would i expect any 2005 car not to have high milage and that all cars that enter nigeria is dubiously manipulated to reflect low mileage".

Is that an "average" context

Your issues cannot be solved on Nairaland. E pass us.

ArewaNorth:
https://dailytrust.com/police-discover-uniform-of-slain-cop-4-years-after-arrest-6

Doesnt add

advanceDNA:
Its still fallacy to say all road users drive 15k and above per year....

Stop acting as smart as a donkey.

He said average.

Dem no teach you average for school?

Saig:
When you were in your mother's womb you never knew a world outside of thag womb until you were born. It may be late for you when you realize that there is a world outside of this one. God loves you.
Look for the Church of Christ nearest you for worship and more info

Alaye, when your great grand parents were catching members of the other tribe for human sacrifice and killing twins, they didn’t know that followers of Muhammed and Jesus were busy fighting holy wars over Jerusalem for hundreds of years.

Did that stop them from enjoying their lives? Are you saying all your great grand parents and their victims or the twins killed are going to hell?

Humans will forever keep inventing their own religions to match the present times.


According to Elon Musk, if majority of the world’s people are going to hell, then he is ok with the idea.

If all the wonderful and bright people are going to hell and only those pessimistic religious bigots who see spiritual problems in everything are going to your heaven, kindly pass me the hell ticket.

ogbiwa:
A man with nine wives created a "sex roster" to ensure he doesn't neglect any of his partners in the bedroom.

But despite his best intentions, the schedule hasn't quite gone to plan.

Arthur O Urso, from Brazil, found the timetable to be a major turn off.

He said: "Our sex life is really fun and pleasurable, and initially I tried to have sex by appointment.

"But following a timetable caused a lot of problems and sometimes I felt like I had to have sex because of the schedule, and not for pleasure.

"On other occasions I had sex with one wife while thinking about another."

Arthur hit headlines last year after he married his nine wives in a joint ceremony.

He aimed to "celebrate free love" and "protest against monogamy" – but the nuptials weren't legally binding as polygamy is illegal in Brazil.

Like with any marriage, there have been ups and downs.

One wife has already decided she wants to divorce from the group.

Arthur revealed: "She wanted to have me all to herself. It didn't make sense – we have to share. I was very sad about the separation and even more surprised by her excuse.

"She said that she was missing a monogamous relationship."

And it’s been tricky for Arthur to strike a good balance in the bedroom too.

Instead of scheduling in steamy sessions, he’s decided to base his sex life on instinct.

He admitted: "It doesn't take long to get attention or affection when you have that many wives.

"It didn't seem right so we got rid of it and now the sex flows naturally, it's been great.

"It is very fun, pleasurable and unique to experience everything collectively, and they are all very different in bed.

"One of them, I won't name her to keep her privacy, likes to be dominant and I like a woman who tells me what she wants."

While Arthur insists his wives don't mind how often the others make love to him, he says jealousy crops up when it comes to gift giving.

He added: "When I have given one of them an expensive gift and another a smaller or cheaper one, there has been jealousy among them.

"They all demand attention, affection and sex to be part of our everyday life, and I can't do more for one than the other.

"I'm still learning about our relationship."

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/man-nine-wives-makes-sex-26798236

My guy. Correct.

Enjoy your life.

As long as you can afford to fund them, marry as many as possible.

This life is all we have, nothing elsewhere.

Iamdbull:
Finally nairaland family have a chance of being well represented at the big brother Naija, as your favorite boy Dbull on this one has registered please pray for me that I get chosen. I promise to come and do giveaway here and represent nairaland Wella.
The name of my fanbase is #BULLIONAIRES.


Here is an exclusive interview about myself that I did while applying


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8_SrbNMbw

Best wishes.

I will be rooting for you.

You deserve it.

Cheers