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“My Lords, we must commend the audacious attempt by the plaintiffs to build a castle in the air. However, we must be guided by our knowledge of the law of physics and the dynamics of our mortal world in calling the plaintiffs to order so as to prevent the impending waste of state resources by embarking on what should be ordinarily be found within the infantile imagination of a six-year-old who is still exploring the infant probabilities of overindulgence in Marvel comics.”

This NASS lawyer must have grown up in Ibadan.

It is only Ibadan residents that can have this amount of thunderous and “savagerious” response.

Impressive “Vawulence” on court papers

Weldone Sir.

Malami and others should stop using Government resources for personal benefits.

NLPoliceWoman:
Keep insulting and I will keep acting stupid.
Rule 2.

VultureBBQGrills second account busted.

NLPoliceWoman:
[b]
Rule 2

Vulture Griller, this is your second account?

All the reports you have made with this has been on responses to the initial insults made strictly to .

If you are bold enough, respond with the original account instead of hiding.

You are just an insecure bot who cannot stand by his/her/its rants.

Even if it was him, he was only charged and not convicted.

Why are your sponsors afraid of a fair election.

I hate dirty politics

[quote author= post=112714751]Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.[/quote]You this hypocritical handle.

If it was news about one corrupt PDP or opposition member, you would have been everywhere using plural to quantify yourself. Now, there is glaring injustice by the AGF office and you are speaking from the corner of your snort.

You will eat your breakfast too. Just siddon on the plastic chair wey dem give you.

Malami, Emefiele and co would have their days in our courts one day.

Whether next year, whether next 5 years.

Animegirl:


Recently, I realised men don't want feminist or an independent successful woman who earns more than them. I also realised that rich guys give money and buy stuffs for a lady whom they like without complaining.

A rich man in love will always spend on his woman.

God bless all the legit rich guys, especially those in tech, professionals and owners of big companies, may their pocket never run dry.

You dont speak like an independent human. You are completely dependent on other peoples’ handouts.

You rate people based on how well they can give you alms.

You are just a female beggar with some education.

What can you really offer?

BluntCrazeMan:
I can't believe that my system has a virus oo..
Although, I don't have any antivirus on the system yet.

It is not a religion that you should believe in.

You too reason am. Shey normal sys dey behave that way?

Format everything. If possible reinstall a fresh copy.

Stop collecting movies from people. If its not from a verifiable name, dont install.

I know for sure that you are not using a MacBook. This wont happen on an apple system.


Windows is like living in an unfenced house in the village. No how wey goats no go dey sleep for your veranda.

Only if you have tasted Sveltekit…

React is adding blocks upon blocks because better solutions are coming up.

React would soon join PHP at the Grandmothers Association of Antique Solutions in a few years.

Now let me run away before they useState and useEffect to dabaru their virtual dom.

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Parisian:
You think all these people are lying right? You're the dumb one here.

Then i prefer to be dumb than have your lind of enlightenment

Nigeria cannot progress with her citizens being this dumb.

Another android travesty

moyosore32:
So one time like that my frnds and I about 4 of us sha went for partying at Oniru beach,unknown to me my guys already invited some hook up gals laidat sha, I bn no plan to carry babe tho, buh as e be say my guys don control babes mk everywhere for make sense, I say no fuqin, buh I kon reason am for my mind say ds guys bn set me up ni sha, cos as d matter be like that now I go wan collect my own personal mule mk I for dey with babe wey dem carry come gimme,we sha dey dey flex and gazo our drinks and smoke when d babes arrived in a Uber ride as dem show we sort their Uber fee, as agreed with my guys I guess they were close by so d fare was reasonable, d babes Sidon we dey flex dey go, so my guys having already known ds gals me no know any of em, not used to carrying hook up babes laidat, we sha don dey cruise dey go, naso d one wey dem carry gimme sit down near me, we dey gist, as a gentleman I asked her what she wanted she said Origin plastic and energy drink and loud, luckily for me I get loud so I just had to purchase origin plastic and 2 red bull which is arnd 6k na beach we dey dem no send anybody papa come here, so i paid, small time into smoking d loud, she begin dey do one kain I say Wetin sup she say d loud dey make her feel hungry, oya Wetin u go chau, she say shawarma or anything edible one can find arnd, we no see shawarma naso I call for catfish for her 5k na everything dey inside d fish she rush am, still collect juice use step down, I dey skemp I order fish for myself I dey chop she follow me chau inside I no reason am, meanwhile time don dey go, so my guys and I decided to enter our various hotel room, so that’s how me and ds barbie sha head towards d room I secured, as we enter she just go lie down for bed dey yank off her cloth, next thing i just ask her say babe owfa oo say ow much oo,mk I know befor we begin devour ourselves dey scatter bed dey perform action movie cos all ds kain Instagram gals mk shout no for start for next morning ontop price naso she open that her rubbish mouth call 60k, I shock my eyes open wide, my ear stand one time say shuu, ds gal know money wen she call so, I asked her again to be sure I wasn’t deaf d first time, she still call 60k again, na derr I begin reason my life say o boy even if pesin dey do yahoo yahoo shey na laidis dem say mk we kon dey blow d money chai, I no gree ,d babe just dey irritate me that instant, I say I no gree o, I call 15k she open eye for me say weda me i high this, that, weda me I dey see her as smellos babe, one thing one thing, I say babe I never talk anything or insult u or whatever, I’m just trying to make a bargain here, it’s something past 12am already and next morning is barely few hrs from now, say why u go fit call that kain unreasonable price upon say shishi u never spend since u come and u don chop drink still smoke my loud o chai, she blatantly refused say me nor serious say if she don know she for no follow her frnds come say other better parole dey wey she no grace, I no just send again, I lock up cos me as I dey that moment I don zero up say e go pay me mk I no even think sex ds night again cos I was already pissed with everything d gal was saying and how she was doing, I still kon dey Para for myself say I for no collect mule, cos I was sure if I had set out earlier and ordered Uber on time I’d have gotten back to the mainland(home) at Max past 12am or derr about and I go sleep my house jejely for free, buh here now I’d already paid 25k for a room that I planned on using to execute fornication buh unsuccessful due to the stupid gals exorbitant price, naso d gal say she wan go outside say as we don disagree price so mk I no go dey tap current for her body befor day go break, omoh I felt let down buh i no panic, I let her have her way, she went out, i lock door, brought out my phone enter nairaland to try and read some stuffs befor I fall asleep, naso i sight something for bed I already turnd off d light, so I turn on my phone light naso I see money, 1k denomination bounded together i knew instantly that it belonged to the girl, I laffed and thought to myself afterall I got some of my money bk somehow somehow, I guess d money dropped off her leggings trouser when she was tryna yank off her clothes the other time or so, I counted and it was 13k, naso I just finally lock up and decide to sleep �,after few mins my phone rang it was my frnd who was in his own hotel room asking what happend btw me and babe wey dem carry gimme I told him babe said she wanted 60k for the night, and I had to let her go cos I sure wasn’t going to pay her that upon all I already bought for her earlier and na me still pay 25k for room, that wasn’t even d matter, he said that stupid gal came knocking on his own door disturbing him and his own hook up babe saying she wants to sleep over at their place befor she realized she had misplaced her money and she started crying buh dunno if it was in my room or where she went or where she was coming from, I just laff and cut off d call, my guy called bk and enquired to know if I saw d money I said no I didn’t, naso he clear me say d babe just dey cry and he no fit enjoy him show as d babe dey for their room so, say mk I try accommodate her till morning afterall morning go soon reach,I say no wahala, mk she dey come, D time was around 2am by now, so that’s how she came bk to my room sobbing I no even send her, I lock door I lie down for bed and she sat on d chair close to d bed, still sobbing I’m sure it was cos of that her missing money, some few more mins into her sorry state, i just decided to pity her cos d way she dey I no really like her condition lol, so that’s how I got up from d bed to pacify her and I sha brought out d money and showed it to her, she recognized it pretty fast as it was just as d way she bounded em together and her face lit up, she started thanking me saying, she didn’t know I was kind this that, yinmu, me wey I just decide to use church mind for her cos she don too vex me befor, I just dey skemp say see ds mugun babe, me wey u dey form Jennifer lopez for d other time, I sha gave her d money bk and she pleaded to allow her sleep in my room for the rest of the night I sha agreed based on based, say nobody dey derr, omoh mk i no cap much, ds babe straffed me from that moment until 5am we got exhausted and slept off naked all cuddled up until arnd 10am d next day when my frnds came knocking and her frnd were calling buh she no pick, it was a dramatic freaky day for us both, cos befor we checked out another round of hot quickie was observed as we showered together and I had to send her 10k for d showdown, we exchanged numbers and I invited her over to my place where series of love making occured again, omoh ds gal sabi doggy die, any small thing she don turn nyansh gimme, chai Adeola Bby ur face show ur shoe shine anywhere u dey now, I’m sure she’s aware of her sex Experience na why she charge me 60k that night buh I no be client wey go fork out 60k over d night for one random mainland babe because she get 1k+ Ff on insta

Dont hang out with girls like this.

Trust me, they can only waste your time and give you STDs.

The girl billed you based on her immediate analysis of your psyche.

You owed her only drinks. Any thing afterwards must be earned. She wants catfish, then she must be giving something in return at that moment; an unspoken guarantee of intimacy. If she won’t, then let her pay for her catfish herself.

You should have asked her wassap while s he was drinking the origin. If she wants to bill you, it is at that point. There is no further allowance for billing afterwards.

If she forms girlfriend for you at drink level and changes to prostitute at room level, tell her that you didn’t know she was into runs and that you dont do runs girls. Allow her to get out of the room calmly. Dont even negotiate downwards. Learn to respect your self and act disciplined.

If she does girlfriend levels, flow with her. When going the next morning, you give her what you want to give her. Dont ask for amount. If its transfer, ask for her account details and transfer.

See her off to the park, hug her, keep in touch.

Act like a man.

lifeoman:
i taught php is outdated

PHP has a lot of developers.

Many sites are built with PHP.

Many people know only PHP and its tech stacks…

As long as those people are still Senior Tech Leads in their companies, PHP would still be around.

PHP/Wordpress accounts for more than half of the internet.

PHP would be around for some time

shhai:
Happy New Month to all.

Help to modify our site https://shhaicapital.com/ and add the following :

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(2) when you click on the members registration offline the link is
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lifeoman:
Pls am considering html, css and javascript and mysql. Will it be possible

Nairaland is a dynamic website.

In the olden days when seun built it, he used vanilla HTML and CSS, with i think JQuery plus PHP/perl for backend? or whatever stone and chisel was available then.

Today, you would use frameworks like React or Sveltekit for the frontend and a cloud based Node.js/Python/PHP backend with Database like MySQL/PostgreSQL or MongoDB to store.

One thing with Nairaland though, the code is mostly tables and rows. This makes it look perfectly aligned in the middle of the screen. The disadvantage is that it shows the same view irrespective of screen size. It simply increases or decreases proportion as the case maybe.

Persistence on Nairaland is done with cookies that that ARE NOT secure and subject to Cross-Site Request Forgeries. As long as it is all banter and romance discussions, no ish.

sinkhole:
What is PyScript
PyScript is a framework that allows users to run Python and create rich applications in the browser by simply using special HTML tags provided by the framework itself. Core features include:

Python in the browser:
Enable drop-in content, external file hosting (made possible by the Pyodide project, thank you!), and application hosting without the reliance on server-side configuration.


Python ecosystem:
Run many popular packages of Python and the scientific stack (such as numpy, pandas, scikit-learn, and more).

Python with JavaScript:
Bi-directional communication between Python and Javascript objects and namespaces.


Environment management:
Allow users to define what packages and files to include for the page code to run

Visual application development:
Use readily available curated UI components, such as buttons, containers, text boxes, and more.

Flexible framework:
A flexible framework that can be leveraged to create and share new pluggable and extensible components directly in Python.

All that to say… PyScript is just HTML, only a bit (okay, maybe a lot) more powerful, thanks to the rich and accessible ecosystem of Python libraries.

https://engineering.anaconda.com/

I saw the news on Twitter during the week.

I am concerned if it will be able to even meet current JS capacities without the extra costs.

The current libraries and framework within the JS world have gone so far that PyScript needs to do more than becoming adaptable but commit to a paradigm shift for it to be taken serious.

Yes Python devs would like it and maybe use it to build their landing pages but for the development of real world applications, we would need to see it being more performant, cheaper and more reliable than JS to be taken serious

Channah1:
Lol.. you too like food mhennn...

I do o…lol

Channah1:
Lalasticlala or whoever is in charge of shooting food post up.

Bon Appetit.

That fish…

I will first partition it into mouth size, then i will go back to the eba bowl, scoop out some and travel back to the stew bowl.

Using my thumb and the eba morsel, i would sandwich the fish and then use the whole mass to scoop up the yummy egusi that is lavished with correct vegetables.

My hand will travel to my mouth and deposit the contents. My lips would ensure everything is sucked from the fingers before I return the hand back to the remaining fish.

Repeat 20 more times.

.

mrvitalis:
Finally ... finally Peter Obi has a big big big competition

I would choose him over Peter obi sha

Me too.

If he becomes our president, i can assure you that Nigeria will have the highest growth rate in Africa over the next 4 years.

Investors will be fighting themselves to come to Nigeria.

Jobs will be back.

That is if he is not assassinated.

Ask Muritala Mohammed wassap. He is the first and only President from Nigeria to go against any western power bumper to bumper with policies to improve the life of Nigerians.

thestreets:
Don't charge and use at the same time. charge then use.

Oh. The thing is plugged permanently beside one socket in one corner. Lol.

I only remember it when network is disengaged and i then notice it restarting.

I will try keeping it unplugged on the table for some days to observe.

Thanks

Danmboss:
idiot get out of my mention

Ewu Gambia,

You mentioned me first when I didn’t even know or care whether you are a rat foetus or catarrh mucus.

If you do any how, you will collect.

Nonsense and konkobility.

teeshet:
by sleeping with prostitutes. Fool

No, with your mum and her sisters. They used the money to buy you baby food so you wont die from kwashiorkor.

When you get home, ask your mother who truthCoder is. She might remember me as ‘Chief Banger’

Have you graduated now? You have grown o.

Nazgul:
You guys never really dated...at least to her. You were just fúck buddies. That's why she felt so comfortable sending you a video of herself fúcking another guy.

Finally be very careful with such girls, cos I've got this feeling that you'll definitely want a quickie when next you meet, legend has it that girls of such nature top the chart in the free distribution of STDs.

You are wise.

A lot of people think STDs are not real.

A unilag student died 2 years ago. She belonged to a group of girls. They have a group name which i wont mention.

Very few people knew she died of AIDs. She was a great club girl and a hang out freak.

There is a girl i know in abuja. She works in a government office. HIV positive yet ready to hang out. She never mentions her status but her provocative WhatsApp status would make you chat her.

There are wicked girls in the world. Be careful guys.

thesolutions:
I have original SanDisk and Fonecom M/Card and flash/OTG

Serial number verifiable?

Danmboss:
Go f**k your self

Dumb as a donkey. You had to send your response twice?

Yahoo boy, no common sense. (YBNC).

Be careful o, or what happened in 2020 will happen again.

Unzerious:
Why are our Governor's Daft? This man isn't a Pauper. He made a lot of Money from his years of Banking. He was a GMD of Zenith Bank.
This Politicians should grow up and stop Chasing Clout.

#Meffy2023

why are you reasoning like fowl yansh like this?

Do you know what is called a central bank?

Have you heard of ethics before?

You are a clear evidence of why our university degrees are worthless everywhere else. You go to school but school no impart anything inside that your agbalumo brain.

A central bank governor should not be political.

Meffy is the first central bank governor in the world to contest a political position whilst still in office. Let that sink into your impermeable head.

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You also need to work on your color blends. If you intend on using green and white, there are better ways of doing that.

Dating is a pictures based business. Let there be beautiful pictures on the site. The ambience must be welcoming, your registration page must be a bit more inviting and not industrial.

Finally, i did not get in as i mentioned earlier but i am hoping you have not gone the general way of Nigerian web owners that plaster adverts every where. Wait until you hit a magic number of users before using adverts.

My own goal is if I would not be making 2000 usd monthly from adverts, then I dont implement. Even then, i would prefer to go the nairaland inhouse mode.

I wish you the best.

Dont give up

SKhanmi:
Overheating? Keep it on the floor or something cool. Mine stopped switching off after doing that.

Ok. Thanks will give it a try.