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firstking01:I'd rather have my fingers burnt in a hellish haze than typewrite in the banal, inarticulate way most young persons do. |
AHCB:A woman of the red-light-district is also "gainfully employed" - she gets money in return for letting random men between her thighs. "Get yourself a dignifying job" seems more like it. |
I'd tolerate them only as much as I'd tolerate the drone-like hovering of a mosquito beside my ear , a wasp close to my face or a rodent nibbling on my toes - I'd swat them away from my personal space. |
Why should any male have to tolerate females with meagre or no credible source of income when males on the same financial nadir get ridiculed for it? Why should I have to exchange wads of cash for the mutually pleasurable experience of intertwining limbs, locked lips and sweaty torsos in the guise of transportation fare or data subscription? Why should she demand I commit to the relationship when she'd readily tumble beneath the sheets with other men if my bank account mirrors her empty purse? Since women crave financially stable men, we demand they measure up to the men. Stop playing the gender equality card only when it furthers your selfish cause, hypocrites! |
Freewoman: Freewoman:https://www.nairaland.com/3805128/sex-never-forget#56651781 Apparently, freewoman is cheap...which is the nearest to 'free'. |
ekanDamie:You should have your head examined, you deranged hermit! |
Debbiepaul:While I do not stand in lieu of all members of my gender, I'd assert that a sizeable number of men actually remember special days important to their lovers but they hold back from displaying their emotions 'cause they believe - countless members of your gender have proven them right - that showing a women too much attention is counter-productive; women do not value full attention when they get it but still they crave it. You want proof? How many guys on Nairaland who give full attention, flirt and are overly-nice to Nairaland females they fancy have been taken seriously by these same females? See? ![]() Do I always remember special dates and moments related to the women in my life? Yes. Do I celebrate or felicitate with them on those days? Maybe and maybe not but I always remember. I've been lucky when it comes to females who are appreciative and respond to display of affection but you females need to do more to make guys come out of their cold, unresponsive shells. |
Debbiepaul:Years ago I'd have vehemently countered your assertion but I once had a thing going with a girl whose idea of going on a date included lying down face up on a basketball court on a starry night star-gazing with fizzy drinks and snacks - a picnic of some sort - and it was fun. So, yes, I agree you'd kiss your man and have steamy sex when he presents you with flowers. Some (comparatively few) women still love and appreciate those seemingly little, mushy romantic gestures. |
Amarabae:Of course, "Nice choice". That he's white - light-skinned - makes her choice right, yes? He could be a sadistic, ill-tempered, philandering woman-beater but it's alright, he's white so that evens the scale of pros and cons. Is it any surprising that you African women bleach the melanin off your negroid skins and adorn eurocentric hairstyles while , on the whole, African men aren't exactly bothered about skin shade? You feel birthing BIRACIAL offsprings is an achievement on its own probably worthy of a Nobel Prize or or something close. Love and/or money can be justified as the motives but skin colour? Free yourself from mental slavery, woman! |
KillerBeauty:If he does so, it'd seem like he's projecting his viewpoints on you. I don't drink alcohol but I have nothing against anyone who does...as long as they don't get drunk or try to get me to drink. |
Of course, women always fall over themselves for nicely-groomed, heavily-bearded men. |
[b] Which Nigerian-raised male would tell his sister , cousin or aunt "I love you" as the ending remark to a call ? We'd tell them "Alright, stay cool and safe" or something close. We reserve the "I love you" for our lovers and moms. That statement is too mushy to just throw around. |
Well, I suppose Lucky isn't so lucky after all. So much for the age-long superstition about the choice of names having direct impacts on our fates (you call it "destiny", I call it "fate" . Then again, Lucky is actually Lucky - he's himself, who he's meant to be. Work your mind about the multiple implied meanings. |
anitapreeti:I string words of the Anglo lingua more articulately than every tutor who's ever lectured you. All in real-time. It's "salon", not "saloon". Always use the quotation marks to indicate inferred words. |
Nothing more than a horde of happy-go-lucky, overly-superficial, uncultured obese gyno-humanoids who should rather spend more time in a gymnasium than a salon. Unbridled public display of questionable sexuality with so much butt-cheeks-grabbing and kisses. Does the groom-to-be know he's already sharing his love interest with other women? |
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you). You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached. You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection. If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as. |
Hogwash! He persuaded you to marry him but you did accept his proposal 'cause you had something to gain which you felt outweighed the loveless binding contract you were agreeing to. With the sea of reality washing away sand castle of dreams, how convenient it is to blame the pastor for your poor choices! |
Draei: Dare slip. Your team should dare slip a tiny bit and you'd hate yourselves. Barcelona is going for the double. |
Happy birthday, Lezz. Wishing you the best of what life has got to offer. Hopefully Madrid loses, Barcelona wins just to put the icing on the cake. |
Lawlahdey:When I'm really interested in a female, I don't flirt - I seduce. That's when I bring to bear my full charm, oratory skills and the nicer side of me is made manifest. Seduction is making your full intentions known and owning that person without leaving anything to chance. |
MissCheezyPuff:Every time your picture pops up in this corner of our cyberspace, it seems so out of place. Akin to a cactus in a mangrove swamp or a kangaroo on the icy plains of Siberia. You do not belong here. If there was a forum peopled solely by dimwits and simpletons, you'd outright win a vote as the administrator. Only you need do is act as _idiotic_ as you already do. You live on Nairaland, even at odd hours. You supposedly live in a timezone which is eight hours behind most of us but you're here even when owls are hunting in your hood. Do you ever sleep? Scared of your relatives taking advantage of you while you snooze? How about joining your cousins to make a drop of crack and engaging the cops in a gun battle so you'd earn a twenty-year jail sentence? At least, you'd find peace in prison in solitary confinement. See? I could be nice. I just suggested a way out of the hellhole you call a home. |
MissCheezyPuff:Honey, come over, our baby Valerie is hurt by my scathing remark. What are you going to do now? Report me to daddy? Well, I am daddy. Alright, not that "daddy"; you know, the daddy you grew up having who molested you? Memories, right? Depending on what fate has in store, I might just write your biography on this thread. VALERIE : TALES OF A MOLESTED SOCIAL MISFIT. |
MissCheezyPuff:Restating what your drug-dealing male relatives tell you every time you try to voice your opinion? They emphasize their intentions by punching you in the face, don't they? Isn't that why your hair is the way it is? Beaten to a pulp, they hold you by your unkempt hair as your scrawny limbs thrash wildly in protest in the air and 'thud!' - that's the sound of you hitting the floor like a wet ball of rag. Yes, "shut up". I know your story, don't reveal more. |
MissCheezyPuff:The focus is on your odd hair choice, not mine. You're the subject of this back-and-forth, not this male. Well, maybe if you were attractive , cultured and intelligent enough, I'd pretend I don't dislike your afro; maybe. You haven't earned the right to choose how KingSLAY addresses you. Know your place. |
MissCheezyPuff:A closely cropped hairstyle isn't an afro. Show me one picture you've seen of me rocking an afro and I'd deactivate right this minute. I resent that hairstyle for some odd reason. Low-cut, laser-sharp hairline is and will always be my style. And of course, the heavy beard. Run me off? You stand a better chance at emerging the clandestine head off the Ku Klux Klan. Would you prefer a more derogatory name? I could curse you out all week and not get pricked by my trained conscience. But I choose to refer to you as "Cupcake", Cupcake. |
MissCheezyPuff:You're darn right - I am egotistical; a direct contrast to your nadir-esque self-esteem. No, I don't wear an afro. I've NEVER kept the hair on my head longer than half an inch since I walked this earth. KingSLAY would refer to you as whatever he likes, "cupcake" just being one of them. You get that, Cupcake? |
MissCheezyPuff:I knew you looked odd like a revamped cryogenics-preserved being from the 1970's with your wild hair. What's more odd, you actually have been waiting for this opportunity to engage me in a back-and-forth. I'd be Santa Claus today, cupcake - I'd make your obsessive wish come true. And, Valerie, stop typing like a slave from Roosevelt. It's appalling. |
Smellymouth:https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-ZceTzXsAAYdy8.jpg Thank you, man; and he was awesome yesterday, again. Here's a meme for keeps : THE LIONel KING.
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Lsofdk:Thank you. I decided to be the graceful victor so I didn't rub it in your face. |
MDCCCXXXII:Davide is obsessed or listening to too many bickering voices in his head, I suppose. |
Mimzyy:True... We are in LOVE with football too. See? That's romance. |
Smellymouth:I hate Madrid but I'd have to admit Vidal deserved the booking. He had it coming since kick-off. Ancelotti should have substituted him long before that. Madrid exploited the gap left by Vidal and Marcelo was superb. The last two CL wins of Real were also overridden with referees making key mistakes in their favour. So was the EC win of Portugal. So was Barca-Chelsea a few years back, or Barca-Milan a few years back. The only peculiar thing: it always seems to favour spanish/portuguese teams.Hold on a second... Barcelona was unfairly punished when Abidal was red-carded in the 2009 UCL Semi-final against Chelsea F.C but we still do not make a fuss of it. The reverse happened in 2011 against Chelsea and it's always brought up in a bid to score a point like a nagging girlfriend during a quarrel. Nothing untoward happened against Milan. Messi was simply outstanding and his team won. Michel Platini is french, Sepp Blatter is Swiss so, pray tell, what direct ties do they have with Spain or its league teams? By "Spanish teams", I suppose it's an all-emcompassing umbrella for Barcelona and Madrid. The two teams have arguably the best players in the last six years ( same players consistently voted by the same folks who keep complaining about favouritism). I am not one for conspiracy theories, but it is getting a bit ridiculous now. Perhaps that's also the reason the video ref is still not near implementation.. I like RM prolly cox of CR7 but I can never be a fan of the Spanish league..Well, Spanish teams are classy (Athletico Madrid being the odd exception), English teams are nothing more than rugby players and Italian teams are gangs of savages and 'jerseyed' brutes. It's kind of funny that in contemporary times, Spanish teams have triumphed over other teams more, from Barcelona to Celta Vigo. That's proof of their superiority. |
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Dare slip. Your team should dare slip a tiny bit and you'd hate yourselves. Barcelona is going for the double.

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