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RomanceRe: What Is Your Homophobic Tolerance Level For Lgbts? by TSOM(m): 12:27pm On May 20, 2017
firstking01:
I still think the post is too simple for all these grammer.
I'd rather have my fingers burnt in a hellish haze than typewrite in the banal, inarticulate way most young persons do. smiley
RomanceRe: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by TSOM(m): 9:02am On May 20, 2017
AHCB:
Dude, do yourself the favour of being gainfully employed.
A woman of the red-light-district is also "gainfully employed" - she gets money in return for letting random men between her thighs.

"Get yourself a dignifying job" seems more like it.
RomanceRe: What Is Your Homophobic Tolerance Level For Lgbts? by TSOM(m): 8:49am On May 20, 2017
I'd tolerate them only as much as I'd tolerate the drone-like hovering of a mosquito beside my ear , a wasp close to my face or a rodent nibbling on my toes - I'd swat them away from my personal space.
RomanceRe: Guys: Ten Ways Of Being In A Peaceful Relationship With A Broke Girl. by TSOM(m):
Why should any male have to tolerate females with meagre or no credible source of income when males on the same financial nadir get ridiculed for it?

Why should I have to exchange wads of cash for the mutually pleasurable experience of intertwining limbs, locked lips and sweaty torsos in the guise of transportation fare or data subscription?

Why should she demand I commit to the relationship when she'd readily tumble beneath the sheets with other men if my bank account mirrors her empty purse?

Since women crave financially stable men, we demand they measure up to the men. Stop playing the gender equality card only when it furthers your selfish cause, hypocrites!
RomanceRe: First Ten People To Drop Numbers Gets Card by TSOM(m): 6:29pm On May 19, 2017
Freewoman:
09014572450
Freewoman:
Know it today that freewoman is not free afterall
https://www.nairaland.com/3805128/sex-never-forget#56651781

Apparently, freewoman is cheap...which is the nearest to 'free'.
BusinessRe: Pictures From "Made-in-akwa-ibom Products Exhibition In Uyo" by TSOM(m): 5:57pm On May 18, 2017
ekanDamie:
made in aba, showcased in akwaibom.

my people can claim ehn, we that only know how to plant cassava
You should have your head examined, you deranged hermit!
RomanceRe: GIRLS:If Your Boyfriend Gets You Flowers For Your Birthday,how Would You React? by TSOM(m): 5:15pm On May 11, 2017
Debbiepaul:
hmmm but most guys forget and that's hurtful ...feels like you mean nothing to him.
While I do not stand in lieu of all members of my gender, I'd assert that a sizeable number of men actually remember special days important to their lovers but they hold back from displaying their emotions 'cause they believe - countless members of your gender have proven them right - that showing a women too much attention is counter-productive; women do not value full attention when they get it but still they crave it.

You want proof? How many guys on Nairaland who give full attention, flirt and are overly-nice to Nairaland females they fancy have been taken seriously by these same females? See? wink

Do I always remember special dates and moments related to the women in my life? Yes. Do I celebrate or felicitate with them on those days? Maybe and maybe not but I always remember.

I've been lucky when it comes to females who are appreciative and respond to display of affection but you females need to do more to make guys come out of their cold, unresponsive shells.
RomanceRe: GIRLS:If Your Boyfriend Gets You Flowers For Your Birthday,how Would You React? by TSOM(m):
Debbiepaul:
winkI would kiss him on the lips and we'll have good sex ..at least he remembered.
Years ago I'd have vehemently countered your assertion but I once had a thing going with a girl whose idea of going on a date included lying down face up on a basketball court on a starry night star-gazing with fizzy drinks and snacks - a picnic of some sort - and it was fun. So, yes, I agree you'd kiss your man and have steamy sex when he presents you with flowers. Some (comparatively few) women still love and appreciate those seemingly little, mushy romantic gestures.
RomanceRe: British Family Storm Nigeria In Traditional Outfit To Take Home Their 9ja Bride by TSOM(m): 12:02pm On May 11, 2017
Amarabae:
nice choice girl.
biracial cute kids loading.
Of course, "Nice choice". That he's white - light-skinned - makes her choice right, yes? He could be a sadistic, ill-tempered, philandering woman-beater but it's alright, he's white so that evens the scale of pros and cons.

Is it any surprising that you African women bleach the melanin off your negroid skins and adorn eurocentric hairstyles while , on the whole, African men aren't exactly bothered about skin shade? You feel birthing BIRACIAL offsprings is an achievement on its own probably worthy of a Nobel Prize or or something close.

Love and/or money can be justified as the motives but skin colour? Free yourself from mental slavery, woman!
RomanceRe: I Ordered For A Bottled Water And She's Angry by TSOM(m): 11:29am On May 11, 2017
KillerBeauty:
She over reacted though
I remember going to a bar with a guy.
I ordered for Smirnoff while he ordered for Hollandia.
I asked him why, and he said he doesnt drink alcohol.
So I ask him why then did he come to a bar if he doesn't drink alcohol. We could at least just hang out somewhere else.

So op, since u don't drink alcohol, you should have taken her somewhere else rather than go to the bar and start ordering for bottled water
If he does so, it'd seem like he's projecting his viewpoints on you.

I don't drink alcohol but I have nothing against anyone who does...as long as they don't get drunk or try to get me to drink.
RomanceRe: Adorable Photo Of Parents And Their Daughter Is Melting Hearts by TSOM(m): 11:19am On May 11, 2017
Of course, women always fall over themselves for nicely-groomed, heavily-bearded men. wink
FamilyRe: Trouble makers in marriages by TSOM(m):
[b] Which Nigerian-raised male would tell his sister , cousin or aunt "I love you" as the ending remark to a call ? We'd tell them "Alright, stay cool and safe" or something close. We reserve the "I love you" for our lovers and moms. That statement is too mushy to just throw around.
FamilyRe: Meet Lucky, A 16-months-old Baby Who Weighs Much More Than A 10-year-old by TSOM(m): 5:13pm On May 10, 2017
Well, I suppose Lucky isn't so lucky after all. So much for the age-long superstition about the choice of names having direct impacts on our fates (you call it "destiny", I call it "fate"wink.

Then again, Lucky is actually Lucky - he's himself, who he's meant to be. Work your mind about the multiple implied meanings. smiley
RomanceRe: Nigerian Bride & Her Squad Stun In Swimsuit At The Beach (Photos) by TSOM(m): 12:08pm On May 10, 2017
anitapreeti:
Na wah o
All these copy and paste o necessary undecided

Besides there's a difference between saloon and salon
I string words of the Anglo lingua more articulately than every tutor who's ever lectured you. All in real-time.

It's "salon", not "saloon". Always use the quotation marks to indicate inferred words.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Bride & Her Squad Stun In Swimsuit At The Beach (Photos) by TSOM(m):
Nothing more than a horde of happy-go-lucky, overly-superficial, uncultured obese gyno-humanoids who should rather spend more time in a gymnasium than a salon.

Unbridled public display of questionable sexuality with so much butt-cheeks-grabbing and kisses. Does the groom-to-be know he's already sharing his love interest with other women?
RomanceRe: Help! I Am 26 And A 41-Year-Old Prophetess Wants To Have Sex With Me! by TSOM(m): 5:39pm On May 08, 2017
You conversed intimately frequently enough for her to reveal her true age (women do not reveal their true ages until they get really comfortable with you).

You made no mention of her relationship status and kids which supposedly means she's unattached.

You are likely a sexually-liberal person who's open with his sexuality; hence, you must have given her reasons to make a play at you with lower chances of rejection.

If you still need advice about an issue which is clear-cut then you're having second thoughts which means you aren't the moral lighthouse you're trying to project yourself as.
RomanceRe: My Pastor Hurried Me To Marry Wrong Man, Woman Tells Court by TSOM(m): 5:07pm On May 08, 2017
Hogwash! He persuaded you to marry him but you did accept his proposal 'cause you had something to gain which you felt outweighed the loveless binding contract you were agreeing to. With the sea of reality washing away sand castle of dreams, how convenient it is to blame the pastor for your poor choices!
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Lezz by TSOM(m): 4:36pm On May 05, 2017
Draei:
Dream on Kingsley.
cheesy Dare slip. Your team should dare slip a tiny bit and you'd hate yourselves. Barcelona is going for the double.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Lezz by TSOM(m): 2:15pm On May 05, 2017
Happy birthday, Lezz. Wishing you the best of what life has got to offer.

Hopefully Madrid loses, Barcelona wins just to put the icing on the cake.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 5:43pm On May 02, 2017
Lawlahdey:
TS.OM..you are either bored or you have a crush on valerie tongue tongue

Which of the above? grin
When I'm really interested in a female, I don't flirt - I seduce. That's when I bring to bear my full charm, oratory skills and the nicer side of me is made manifest. Seduction is making your full intentions known and owning that person without leaving anything to chance. smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 5:37pm On May 02, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
I was just leaving but I had to turn around when I saw this

cheesy what do u gain from these made up tales u call disses?

Really? Isn't there something productive u could be doing with ya time instead of wasting data like this ,I know u don't WiFi undecided

My goodness u too old!!! Go do something useful! undecided [/b][/Colo]
Every time your picture pops up in this corner of our cyberspace, it seems so out of place. Akin to a cactus in a mangrove swamp or a kangaroo on the icy plains of Siberia. You do not belong here. If there was a forum peopled solely by dimwits and simpletons, you'd outright win a vote as the administrator. Only you need do is act as _idiotic_ as you already do.


You live on Nairaland, even at odd hours. You supposedly live in a timezone which is eight hours behind most of us but you're here even when owls are hunting in your hood. Do you ever sleep? Scared of your relatives taking advantage of you while you snooze?

How about joining your cousins to make a drop of crack and engaging the cops in a gun battle so you'd earn a twenty-year jail sentence? At least, you'd find peace in prison in solitary confinement.

See? I could be nice. I just suggested a way out of the hellhole you call a home.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 5:18pm On May 02, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]an there u go throwing 1 of ya temper tatrums. I guess it's past ya nap time bye undecided[/color]
Honey, come over, our baby Valerie is hurt by my scathing remark.

What are you going to do now? Report me to daddy? Well, I am daddy. Alright, not that "daddy"; you know, the daddy you grew up having who molested you? Memories, right?

Depending on what fate has in store, I might just write your biography on this thread. VALERIE : TALES OF A MOLESTED SOCIAL MISFIT.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 4:50pm On May 02, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
[color=violet]
Shut -up undecided
[/color]
Restating what your drug-dealing male relatives tell you every time you try to voice your opinion? They emphasize their intentions by punching you in the face, don't they? Isn't that why your hair is the way it is? Beaten to a pulp, they hold you by your unkempt hair as your scrawny limbs thrash wildly in protest in the air and 'thud!' - that's the sound of you hitting the floor like a wet ball of rag. Yes, "shut up". I know your story, don't reveal more. smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 4:37pm On May 02, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]ERM...why would I have ya pics?

Closely cropped natural hair is a fro
An u don't detest Afros cuz u obsess over mine undecided

Don't address me at all
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The focus is on your odd hair choice, not mine. You're the subject of this back-and-forth, not this male.

Well, maybe if you were attractive , cultured and intelligent enough, I'd pretend I don't dislike your afro; maybe.

You haven't earned the right to choose how KingSLAY addresses you. Know your place.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 3:48pm On May 02, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
[color=violet] grin an here I thought I'd ran u off undecided my self esteem is fine

U do have a fro ,a closely cropped 1

undecided keep ya twisted names to yaself
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A closely cropped hairstyle isn't an afro. Show me one picture you've seen of me rocking an afro and I'd deactivate right this minute. I resent that hairstyle for some odd reason. Low-cut, laser-sharp hairline is and will always be my style. And of course, the heavy beard.

Run me off? You stand a better chance at emerging the clandestine head off the Ku Klux Klan.

Would you prefer a more derogatory name? I could curse you out all week and not get pricked by my trained conscience. But I choose to refer to you as "Cupcake", Cupcake.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 2:09pm On May 02, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]" waiting for the opportunity "huh? Ha ha cheesy u egotistical man,Ive not even been here ,been busy with work

An what's more if I look like a slave for wearing the natural hair God gave....so do you,I seen ya pic undecided u wear a close afro

And lastly undecided don't taint the endearing name " cupcake" with ya twisted usage of it[/color]
You're darn right - I am egotistical; a direct contrast to your nadir-esque self-esteem.

No, I don't wear an afro. I've NEVER kept the hair on my head longer than half an inch since I walked this earth.

KingSLAY would refer to you as whatever he likes, "cupcake" just being one of them. You get that, Cupcake?
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 5:12pm On Apr 28, 2017
MissCheezyPuff:
[color=violet]I knew u was obsessed with my hair when u couldn't stop mentioning it whenever u trolled me undecided . [/color]
I knew you looked odd like a revamped cryogenics-preserved being from the 1970's with your wild hair. What's more odd, you actually have been waiting for this opportunity to engage me in a back-and-forth. I'd be Santa Claus today, cupcake - I'd make your obsessive wish come true. smiley

And, Valerie, stop typing like a slave from Roosevelt. It's appalling.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 11:41am On Apr 27, 2017
Smellymouth:
Congratulations bruh..

Messi is definitely not human.. cheesy

Greetings Lsofdk.. cheesy
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-ZceTzXsAAYdy8.jpg

Thank you, man; and he was awesome yesterday, again.

Here's a meme for keeps :


THE LIONel KING.

RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 11:20am On Apr 27, 2017
Lsofdk:
[color=teal]The.SonofMark congratulations on your weekend victory cry [/color]
Thank you. I decided to be the graceful victor so I didn't rub it in your face.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 8:30pm On Apr 22, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
Hello? WTF is that? Who dare you likened that dude to glorious Kay?
Davide is obsessed or listening to too many bickering voices in his head, I suppose.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 9:05am On Apr 22, 2017
Mimzyy:
This is the Romance section angry.
True... We are in LOVE with football too. See? That's romance.
RomanceRe: Ladies...let's Share Our No Make Up Picx... by TSOM(m): 5:39pm On Apr 21, 2017
Smellymouth:
Boss, the referee decisions alwaya favors the spanish sides..

Take a look at the game btwn RM and Bayern. 2-2 was offside. 3-2 was offside. Casemiro should have gotten red, Vidal shouldn't have. Lewandowski falsely given offside in a free one-on-one. There is no way Bayern would have lost if the referees were fair. European top football is being ruined by the horrible refereeing over the past few years.
I hate Madrid but I'd have to admit Vidal deserved the booking. He had it coming since kick-off. Ancelotti should have substituted him long before that. Madrid exploited the gap left by Vidal and Marcelo was superb.
The last two CL wins of Real were also overridden with referees making key mistakes in their favour. So was the EC win of Portugal. So was Barca-Chelsea a few years back, or Barca-Milan a few years back. The only peculiar thing: it always seems to favour spanish/portuguese teams.
Hold on a second... Barcelona was unfairly punished when Abidal was red-carded in the 2009 UCL Semi-final against Chelsea F.C but we still do not make a fuss of it. The reverse happened in 2011 against Chelsea and it's always brought up in a bid to score a point like a nagging girlfriend during a quarrel.

Nothing untoward happened against Milan. Messi was simply outstanding and his team won.

Michel Platini is french, Sepp Blatter is Swiss so, pray tell, what direct ties do they have with Spain or its league teams?

By "Spanish teams", I suppose it's an all-emcompassing umbrella for Barcelona and Madrid. The two teams have arguably the best players in the last six years ( same players consistently voted by the same folks who keep complaining about favouritism).


I am not one for conspiracy theories, but it is getting a bit ridiculous now. Perhaps that's also the reason the video ref is still not near implementation.. I like RM prolly cox of CR7 but I can never be a fan of the Spanish league..
Well, Spanish teams are classy (Athletico Madrid being the odd exception), English teams are nothing more than rugby players and Italian teams are gangs of savages and 'jerseyed' brutes.

It's kind of funny that in contemporary times, Spanish teams have triumphed over other teams more, from Barcelona to Celta Vigo. That's proof of their superiority.

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