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The affairs of d heart is foolish. if ur partner does things a normal rite thinking person wouldnt do 4 u.
for instances a girl who is not wayward but still slept wit u on d first date or a guy who lets say washes ur pants, and everybody calls him woman wrapper but he doesnt seem to care as long as it makes u happy.

then it proves dat person loves u wit his/her heart and not with the head.

Another Scapegoat floated by the police to redeem their negligence and incompetence. He was off duty(dats not excusing is support 4 d lynching). the question is, the act it self took HOURS near A POLICE STATION with all the ruckus goin on, WHERE? were the MEN ON DUTY, WHERE? was d DPO.
Bob Marley said, " U CAN FOOL SOM PPLE SOMETIMES, BUT U CANT FOOL EVERYBODY ALL D TIME" WE CANNOT BE BAMBOOZLED BY D POLICE UNTIL THE DPO IS MADE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE WHERABOUT OF HIMSELF AND THE MEN ON DUTY.

on anoda note, a sound lesson to other policemen who support or abet extrajudicial killings.

[quote author=Brand_new]We can only wish him all the best and speedy recovery. [/quote]I say AMEN to dat.

@Kunletiwoo, did u say decent men? if decent men are in the likes of polictician, bankers,lawyers even pastors etc,
they are d ones patronizing dis girls. Eva been to a function where this pple are gathered?they normally dont take their WELL DRESSED wives there, ur eyes will turn red.

If u dont beleive me, just ask the wife of a polictician where her husband is, u go her tori like
" I hv not seen my husband for days ooo, i hear he has bought a land in one hotel because of one ugly irresponsible girl who wears low waist"

It is only in nigeria dat trouser is an issue, d question is, is it only nigerian xtian dat will make it to heaven?
the Bible is d same everywhere, lets not join our environmental factor with d bible. I v neva seen a woman wearing a man's trouser, if u c a woman trouser u can definitely identify dat its a woman trouser. so pls lets drop this nigerian preaching, no b we holy pass.

AM NOT A PLAYBOY but got so many ex's. but 4 d topic @ hand let me just say one dat i rememba (was in lov wit her 2)
She likes one part of my bed. got accustom to seeing her there (most tym we play fight 4 d rite 2 b on dat particular spot, guesswhat she always wins )
now anytym i turn around on my bed a c dat spot empty its like smthing is missing. Break up was amicable, alot of unreconcilable diff. guess it was not meant 2 b

yeah let d Party begin. Gearing up 4 my day. Goin 2 church on sunday d 14th
then am gonna let d dogs out.
Yall invited.

Damon03: I guess all the ones I know av been mentioned, I think all this believes work only if you believe in them. A particular one I dint believe was spitting on the floor (causing sore throat) but now I know its only a way of preventing pple from spitting around, without covering it, which can be nauseating to others

we r in d same boat. tho most of dem actually did not work 4 me. but i really did blive dem.smh * i was seriously on a longtin wayback then*

if ur palm is itching or twitching it means some good fortune is coming ur way.

if u smash a mosquito against ur body u'll turn out to b a serial killer

For 9ja? who dey propose?
As soon as she give u smthing, she don dey introduce u give mama, next all her siblings don kno u (Cos she claim say she no dey do confidential love (Kelekele))b4 long marriage topic na una don dey take greet each other (UR FRIENDS N HER FRIENDS DON DEY ADDRESS UNA AS 'WEY UR WIFE' OR "WEY UR HUSBAND') b4 u close eye open u r already married. em, em, which tym wey u propose?

A born again christain man would hardly change his view on sex. anything other than wat he tinks d Bible teaches would be seen as untoward. am sorry baby u r stuck wit him.

a common occurence in marriages like your own(ask Pastors)Just smile like most of them do and act out "it is well wit me and my family"

I pray dat God will be ur strength cos u really need it.

Oh yes i remember. spent 1k, 5k, 10k, 25k on agidi, diet(a pancake like food but is red)liver and ice cream (d ones wrapped in transparent waterproof papers),i can also remeber buying chewing gums the ones dat comes wit pictures of musician then like the rock masked band Kiss and the ones with actors like John wayne, my friends and i threw those cards. Funny, back then i wanted to b grown up so dat i can eat egg (was told as kid that it was 4 grown ups) but now i really want to go back and be free of all my responsibilities. #JustWishing#

I constantly use words like
I dey tell U
Na wa to u oo
na God give u
no be ur fault (pidgin)


U know what i mean
or do u undastand (english)

Caracta: Hello birthday mates!

pheeeeeew, finally found y'all. wassup birthday mates!

is it me or my imagination, anytime we hear rumour abt prosecution of fuel subsidy indictees, some union or associates of the oil sectors threatens strike over frivoluos issues. is this a salient message to Mr. President to do smthing otherwise #JustAsking, just like the House of Reps members threaten impeachment over Budget implementation when the apparent main issue is delay in release of funds for constituency project

Chei Unionism don reach family 2 smh
den form "JEALOUS UNSATISFIED WIVES CONGRESS (JUWC)"
n carried out their protest without placards but practicals
_{am thinking if dats the only way to protest my wife/gf/mistresses should beta form a one woman union.}

But this man should beta wake up and tell me d secret he used to get it up to five times, unless ofcourse he did not com b4 go back dead again . how d ting take stand afta the 3rd round? 2. make we know whether na 2 much "sweet" kill am or na d marathon race kill am? or na d women weight kill am wake up com talk b4 u die again.

Harbioollah: stay there,bro till i get one

by d time u go reach 'get', i don dey drink pami with our father abraham 4 heaven tay tay

Dagods: Get a pen & paper friends:-
58-22=36 meaning ur grandpa was 36 @ d time u were born,now d question is ; how old was ur dad when u were born?abeg u better check in 2 da next mathematical class ok.

its plausible
Lets say the grandad gave birth to the father at 18 yrs
and the dad gave birth to him at 18yrs that makes the grandad 36yrs add the boys age n u got it.
this is one randy male family.

[b][/b][quote author=080ict.com]This is not time to blame anyone because the mistakes have been made, all that is important is a solution to it as you read. Other people will equally learn from her mistake.

A friend of mine called me to trace a guy that got her friend pregnant. The problem is so difficult for me to fix my self in a serious case like this, i think this case did not concern me but i felt concerned to it because of how she explained it.

She said that her friend hookup to a guy on social network and they where friend to a stage it becomes some intimate without knowing that the guy gave her a wrong information about himself. She visit the guy in question to his house (Which was later found out that he didn't live there)and they made love which she later discovered that she is pregnant for the guy.

To cut the story short..... the guy told her to remove the babe with the money that he will send to her account if she will agree to collect the money. Now the guy is no where to be found but later she (the pregnant girl) noticed that the guy is in my town and she told her friend to ask me to help her and trace the guy since am in position to help her.

She refuse to let her parent know about the issue because she can't give a full detail of the 2go guy that got her pregnant and secondly she didn't want to inform the police becos she will be forced to inform the parent when police start their investigation.

Please what will i do? I don't want the girl to remove the innocent babe and secondly I think it is insecure for me to involve myself in the issue (i may be hurt if the guy find out that i am the person that set him up).[/quote]Where in our constitution or criminal code is it a crime to impregnate someone dat u need d police, just asking, d police would only arrest him 4 bail money n u r back to original prob * u don get belle*
Secondly wats xactly do u want 4rm him, he has clearly shown he does not want d baby nor is in he intersted in a relationship with u whether temporary or permanent. who will blame him
thirdly even if u get him u can not prove he is d father of the baby until u give birth and d relevant test r carried out, cos if u can give it up to him dat easily, how many oda 2go guys has browsed and downloaded their address(es).

since u r here 4 advice my advice is tell ur girlfriend 2go and tell her parents they will know wat 2 do.

it was clear from ur story dat she was decieved into d relationship, and once she found out she backed out,that should count 4 somthing. Didnt u also confirm dat shes not a slut. Yes there r so many women, but u fell in love wit this one. My friend my advice is go for it, u r only bothered cos mind dwells on it, if its any consolation sombody also Bleep ur friends wife b4 he married her, who knos it might b one of your friends.

Hmmmn for this dream e go tay b4 u wake up, dats if u no stroll 4rm there enter coma.
when u see am dem go wake u just like those egyptian mummy, dust don full ur face, wen she see u she go halla " wtf, i cant b with this masquerade"
keep on sleeping

First of all Op, the Heading is misleading
Here i am reading to see how she loved u to die instead na vice versa i com see.

secondly u don successfully fall mugu till now so, my advice be say na either u continue to ans d mugu or u begin dey count ur losses.

next tym no put oil 4 banga wey u no go chop.

i subscribe to unsubscribe all this useless deceitful networks and their adverts/promos.

if u r wit me let me hear say OH YEAH!!!

But seriously its really frustrating

ABSU 99/2000. d experince was jisike

i have a landlady, she's a widow, she's generally nice, behaves lyk a mother, u wont see her until u rent is due thats wen she becomes ur fone pal. my major problem wit her is dat she does not honor agreement reached wit u, especially with respect to renovation or repairs n increases rent arbitrarily