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this is a deliberate ploy by BBA not 2 let 9ja steal the show again, cos we gat wat it takes 2 win d prize all d time if we choose to. So dey dicided to screen out d best n come up with this girl karen, everthing abt her is fake including her name KAREN. i've lost interest in this season, w8ting 4 next season.

Police woman? MBA, one BIIIG NO!
unless ofcourse u don ready to tear u Bleep up certificate. cos if u Bleep up, she go collect in arrears, cash 4 all d kpomo wey u don chop n book suite 4 u, inside hotel d'police cell.

would they also investigate the underaged school children that voted in Bauchi, Borno and some other northern states, my guess is that all those votes were also added to PDP.

[size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]U want 2 stop her from snatching ur boyfriend abi? simple solution
Snatch him first n u dont hv to worry abt her cos u gat him.[/size][/size][/size][/size][/size]

Guy how many languages do u undastand? cos its obvious u do not undastand english and pidgin since u r asking us to help translate to u dat " ur honey don waka pass u".

I can undastand y she did it. dat telling her parents thingy just show ur hand. ur game no tight so u wan use her parents put her back on track abi?

rite now? am thinking of money
am thinking the isrealites should go back to slavery so dat anoda moses will be sent to save them. which will provoke God to send anoda mana 4rm heaven, calculating _{cost of production 4 mana = N0, potential customer all d christian all over 9ja + d world ova = BILLIONS}

singing fela's * _{i no b gentleman lyk dat o, i b african man original , me i no b gentleman lyk dat*}

Didnt sombody just say they want 2 b dakore just now. dats how african men know how 2 b gentlemen _{have money to give her wateve she wants n she will open car doors 4 u}

technically yes, but wifey should kno dat monies borrowed to hubby is a bad debt.

_{well dem go settle mata 4 emirates stadium wen both of dem go trade gratitudes wifey 4 car n hubby for 4given debt}

chei poster u 2 much after we don marry 3 tyms (traditional, court, n whyte wedding) na only one bride we carry go house. take heart, atleast u dey helep your sis provide afta sales services  

na 4 where i hear say, women dey turn gay say men no dey do am well, c proof say we dey on top of our game. wit all d negativity (Being kul a slut, pregnancy etc) if d tables where turn say women na im b men, walahi dem 4 rock shege comot 4 men head, infact e 4 even dey for our national anthem.

On A Serious note: Poster u say u loff ur sista husband abi? there4 u no fit stop, i get tori 4 u
U WILL DEFINITELY STOP either  OYO or BY FORCE
If u stop OYO wen d truth wil come out, ur sista will atleast reason thro their hurt dat u made an effort to stop. atleast they wil let u come to their house afta giving the husband room arrest 4 d period ur r visiting but if U DO NOT STOP until the truth comes out which it definitely will, would have destroyed d small semblance of relationship u would ave had wit dem cos dey will want nothing to do wit u eva again. And d husband u said u love will stick by his wife n bone u.

Now how d u kno dat they r not both aware dat they r sleeping wit u. i doubt if it is a coincidence dat both of them made a pass at u. am thinking ur elderest sistas husband told ur other BIL wen he scored goal. dat thing u kuled mistake was a test to confirm wat ur eldest sista husband told him. now they r both snickering at ur back.

wen they r 2gether their convo goes somtin lyk this

eldest sista hubby: make i come book her 4 tuesday now, u kno say na u dey wit am 4 house

imm elde sis hubby: ah no, na my daily dose of vitamins b dat oo, u fit come carry am 4 wkend my wife go dey house then

eldest sista hubby: [/b]ok, i go come book am this wkend, ah the girl sweet, she dey remind me of wen my wife neva born pikin (laughing wickedly)

[b]imm elde sis hubby: ha, ha, ha she dey remind of my wife 4 yrs back all tight n sweet. (laughing deliriously)

U PICTURE!

I told her baby what if i told u hv found someone am in love wit n she said its ok if it makes u happy but can we still b friends?.
_{i was dumbfounded but its d sweetest thing a girl has eva said 2 mi}

Dude u need to handle ur biz, r u w8ting till she abuses ur mother b4 u drop her lyk a bad habit? u already kno dat d situation is not healthy cos she has SERIOUS trust issue. Let her go 4 some counselling b4 she begins dating.

Her name was pat. Still love her but i know it was best at we parted ways.

d reason is simple, handsome men marry ugly ladies cos they don't want their friends to visit them when " the friends" knows they are not at home"

While beautiful ladies marry ugly men cos they know that they are the ones who will settle 4 them after all the handsome guys have been thro them.

na ma own i tulk o, no troway insult











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my ONLY mother? wel i no go do anything, i go simply first pay her mother a surprise visit, slap the living daylights out of her mother b4 i go return to her n say "oya i don go slap ur mother back raise ur gloves make we dig am out"

Y? because b4 she get mind slap my mother in front of me she don ready 4 watever go happen, so if i beat her sef she no go feel am, but as i go slap her mother come even if i lose d fight she no go fit comot my fingers for her mama face. 1-1 draw.

Secondly God go bless her if she refrain but if she wan try me she go be the first person wey both heaven and hell go reject because by the time i go dey thro wit her even satan go see her fear say she wan come take over him kingdom for hell

In as much as am not subscribing to men who assult their women physically, all d ladies in d house r missing the part where she verbally abused him.

remember to carry knife and morter pestle is not an exclusive right!

they say " even d fish would not have been caught if it had kept it mouth shut"
ladies becareful of what u say to ur man please.

ma guy kool it down, this tory na joke i don hear am b4.
bros tell me how she go fit copy reprodutive organ by looking down below na d front she go c wot abt d womb n all dat?

yes hv done dat n he was kool wit it tho we were just colleagues in d office. i hv also witnessed a friend of mine date our friend's sista back in skool. he too was kool wit it.
But 1 thing is 4 sure if u r best mates then to go into dat kind of relationship, u should kno there's no turning back or bestmate might turn to worstmate if u get my meaning

If its 4rm my mum, siblings i would feel warm inside n with all sincerity tell them " i love u 2"

But other than dat i would just look at her in d face n say " yeah what do u want?"

the champ

Never marry a woman dat is BIGGER dan u, _{cos anytime kasala broke 4 una house na ur back get ground} . i don tulk ma own, if u marry na at ur own risk

my addiction?
Sugar in wat eva form _{i.e food, drinks, smooch} etc

dude, she left u 4 him n it wasnt abt wat u did. She's just not feeling u.
So even tho he contacted u, y didnt u just ignore him.
u treated her d way u r asking him 2 n she still left u, wat makes u think dats d way she wants 2 be treated.
if u want 2 vent out ur anger dat she left u, i guess u can do dat but make no mistake abt this even tho u give d guy a kiss she will still not comeback to u SO WAKE UP 4RM UR SLUMBER

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D 1st girl i really toasted was wen i was JSS3. i Went 2 spend the hols at my aunt place with my cousins. there this fellow that was renting her house that has refuse to pay up his rent and has also refuse to pack out of the house. she sent me and my cousin to go and live with him, u know to inconvenience him enuf to make him pack out. Luckily for us wen we got there the guy was packing out the remnents of his belongings. that was where i saw her. she was living behind the house. i was awe stricken and my cousin could sense that i was taken with her. Fortunately one my cousin knew her sista so he invited them to the house. suffice it to say that among all of us then i was the only one without a gf. my cousins tutor me on how to go about it. wen they finally arrived they sat on the couch, my cousin engaged the sista in a conversation and took her away 4rm the sitting room so that i could hv her audience. then my other cousin was signalling me with his eyes to go for the kill. my bros, na there wahala start, all d scene way i don play for my head disappear, every where silent like grave yard, i could hear my heart pounding, i no fit move. My cousin kept urging me on discreetly. in order not to fall my hand i summoned up courage. without thinking i just knelt down in front of her and blurted out "pls will u b my girl" i could hardly recognize my voice. she just smiled and said let me think abt it i'll give u may ans 2morrow. she stood up and left. men i was glad the ordeal was over and very proud that atleast i did somthing, honestly i was planning not to continue. fortunately or would i say unfortunately for me we were called back the next day so i neva had tha chance to get her answer.

Guys i hail o, toasting no easy
but now it comes naturally, u know wat i mean

_{Police creating a checkpoint along d street 4 pedestrian}

police: OYA EVERY BODY LINEUP!

Police: Show ur gsm id

1st pedestrian on d line: i neva register

police: u r under arrest!

1st pedestrian on d line: Oga 4 wat?

Police: under arrest 4 no em, _thinking 4 lack of em, in short u r under arrest 4 no name

police ruffles up d pedestrian n takes him to a corner

police to pedestrian: look if i take u go station na 1 million naira fine plus bail money but u fit settle N100,000.00 make i just take helep u.


Chei police don dream up more chopping idea

i dey wonder if police don register or get database for all criminal offenders wen dem arrest, or finger prints/dna database? dem get database 4 motor license or drivers license?

hhmmmmm, this idea no come out has a result of trying 2 check gsm misuseooo
all of us no wetin dey.

corruptly concieved brilliant idea

Wat do u want quantity life or quality life?
would u xchange a day with som1 u love wit a thousand yrs wit some u dont?
i wouldn't. Live life dont live thro it.

but thats me tulking thro my heart n not my head n the affairs of d heart r foolish.
So dude do d foolish thing n marry her , then u can now live a quality life without regrets.