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Nairaland GeneralRe: Fellow Nairalanders:is Police Truely Our Friend? by tulk2mi: 11:30pm On Dec 23, 2011
Police is your friend is only as true as bail is for free
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With Men Living With Their Parents After Marriage? by tulk2mi: 11:29pm On Dec 16, 2011
question: What is wong with a man living with his parents after mariage?


Ans: the fact dat u called him a "man" is wrong
FashionRe: Two Nollywood Divas In A Fashion Ring! by tulk2mi: 12:10am On Dec 09, 2011
look at Genny's hand, d one clutching d purse, Samuel Peters would have killed to hv hands like dat, he would not hv been humiliated by klitschenko, if he had borrowed those hands 4 d fight. winkgrin
BusinessRe: Petrol May Cost N120 - Okonjo Iweala by tulk2mi: 3:21pm On Dec 07, 2011
is it not d same story weve been hearing since i was born, infrastructural development, employment opportunity, vocational training for our teeming youth  etc r d excuses for our increasing budgets over d years, yet nothing has changed. wats going to make this one different.
a couple of years down the road, we go begin hear say  subsidy money don loss  4 safe inside Iweala office. Chei na garri dem wan REMOVE 4 poor pple mouth. sad
PoliticsRe: Sylva Threatens To Embarrass GEJ By Releasing Sensitive Documents by tulk2mi: 2:55pm On Dec 04, 2011
zinosleek:
Bayelsa always provide Nigeria with people with questionable characters- alams,alaibe, sylva, jonathan. How will the state move forward with people like this.
u 4got 2 add Seriake Dickson grin

Chiori:
Whether or not Jonathan left things in a bad state is not the case; thing is, Sylva is an under-achiever if he could not make any headway out of the "mess" he inherited. That speaks volumes of the type of administrator he is, not being able to improve whatever he finds. If then, that is good riddance.
God bless u

numo86:
d truth is sylva knows he'l be apprehended immediately he leaves governors throne, so he's makin sure he exposes goodluck b4 dat time, and infact sylva is ver right, d goodluck administration in bayelsa took a lot of loans and did embessle a lot of cash for his elections while runin to be v.p, he carted away wit bilions, and so wen sylva came all he met was debt! Debt!! Debt!!!, so our oga goodluck is corrupt, how can corruption rule corruption??, thats y 9ja wil remain like this, thief thief rulers, but d truth is goodluck wil so end sylva's career, him go so deal with am ehh, sylva no go know himself again
u 4got dat Sylva also took loans at his inception dat was more than all d loans GEJ took to fast track development as he puts it, add it to all d allocation monies recieved 4 d past 4 years plus, lets c who will expose who. let him stop making excuses 4 his failure. Dt guy is simple clueless of wat governance is abt angry
SportsRe: Yakubu, Utaka Earn Super Eagles Recall! by tulk2mi: 11:31am On Nov 23, 2011
am sure siasia n amodu shuaibu would be warming up cos keshi's failure would outshine their's n wit 9ja recycling mentality they would be likely candidates to replace him.
Just as Demeji Bankole would still hope to be d senate president 1 day in 9ja

Why dont we just recall d USA94 squad am sure their experience would benefit the team.

We should learn to look forward, those that have served have done their best already, they can not do more than their best.
PoliticsRe: Military Rule In Bayelsa - Sam Omatseye by tulk2mi: 12:03pm On Nov 21, 2011
Babasessy:
Military rule in Bayelsa
By Sam Omatseye

If you followed what happened in Bayelsa State over the weekend, you can appreciate why President Goodluck Jonathan cannot understand the meaning of honour. A gangster moment played out in his home state and his signature was all over it. He turned a party primary into brigandage. It was an act of shame and dishonour barely a week after he bemedalled many undistinguished Nigerians. Chinua Achebe, a literary luminary, taught President Jonathan a lesson about honour: he rejected his Greek gift.

A primary of his party, the PDP, took place in spite of a court order forbidding it. But that in itself was lawless. The number one citizen of the country and leader of the party sat cozy in Aso Rock while a full force of the military unleashed impunity in his home state to execute a kangaroo election. On the ground, he deployed soldiers and Ringim’s men, the police force. In the air, the Nigerian Air Force planes buzzed ominously. The water was not left out. The navy ships chugged on the high seas in full gear. The sledge hammer fell on an ant.

Was this the same Jonathan all those who shouted transformational president hoped to get? What happened was clearly an act of brigandage by a power vortex in Abuja with the president at the top. It had nothing to do with due process. It had nothing to do with fairness. It had nothing to do with law and order. It was a day of jackals.

It was an attempt to ensure that a candidate, Chief Seriake Dickson of the House of Representatives, became the party candidate for the governorship election billed for February next year.  The drama unfolded in interesting ways last week. On Monday, the ward congresses were scheduled to take place. All the delegates appeared. But the PDP sent security men with party officials from Abuja to Bayelsa, gathered material, pretended they wanted to pay a visit to the governor, Chief Timipre Sylva, but fled to Abuja.  No election happened.  The only party candidate who endorsed the charade was Dickson. The other candidates cried foul. The party top brass had done the unexpected: a brazen heist of electoral materials.

Consequently, the court ordered that the party should not conduct the primary on Saturday. The party leaders said the court order was illegal because an electoral act said nothing should stop a primary or election. But an electoral act is an act of The National Assembly, and it is subordinate to the constitution. The court is a product of the constitution. Rather than go to court to challenge the decision, the president’s men tossed the law aside and went ahead with the so-called primary.

They turned the state into a zone. People in the state could not move around in some parts and had to trek in others. What we had was military rule in Bayelsa State. This reminds us of a time when militants overtook land and water, and it was easier to take shelter under the militants than under government. Thanks to the efforts of the Governor, Timipre Sylva, who initiated the idea of amnesty, that story is in the past, to all intents and purposes.

But what happened at the weekend was the flip side. Militancy became the official act of government, a contradiction of the officers of the law acting like militants. We cannot forget that then Governor Jonathan of Bayelsa State once ran away from the Government House when militants came calling.
It is an irony that he should deploy official force to pursue the same as the president and commander in chief of the armed forces.

The Bayelsa crisis began after the president asked the Inspector General of Police, Hafiz Ringim, to disband the security outfit of the state. That was the quiet seed of the coming of the federal might to the state. That preceded the screening process, and it became a drama resembling the Baba Suwe tragi-comedy over the famous narcotics charge. The NDLEA expected the substance to come down but the watch became endless until the court intervened and said it was becoming too dark a drama for Nigeria’s appetite. But in the PDP histrionic, it was more enigmatic. Day after day came with the party playing coy in telling the nation whether the state governor would be cleared or not even though he had been cleared in Port Harcourt. It took the rally in Yenagoa over a week ago to force the craven party to say Sylva would not be their candidate.

Even at that, they went ahead with their impunity last Saturday to hold a primary. Why did the president not attend the event? After all, in January this year, he voted at the primary in which Governor Sylva flew high as the party candidate. He is the party leader in the country and also in the state. He should have attended to show example. Here again, the president played to form. He would not come out in the open but play the serpent by hiding in the shrubbery.

Analysts still wonder how the delegates were arrived at. The president, members of the House of Representatives – except Dickson -, senators, members of the state assembly and local government council chairmen, among others were absent. We must add that former governor Alamiesiegha was present. He is now playing poodle to his former lieutenant.

So it was a primary of impunity, and that makes Dickson a candidate of impunity. The Independent National Election Commission was not present. So, how does the PDP want to get away with the act of gangsters of Saturday? If they go ahead with this in the primary, would they do same in the election and make Dickson a governor by impunity, a chief executive by illegality, a chief law officer by fiat?

This is not good for our democracy. Neither is it good for Goodluck Jonathan, who has bumbled in about every task he has placed his finger. He was a barefaced dictator last week, and we have seen one case after another where he is acting the role of a sole administrator with a deceptively gentle face.

Yet another irony. While he deployed full force in Bayelsa, three persons were kidnapped in a Niger Delta creek in a Chevron offshore field. In Bauchi State, some persons died and several injured in a communal clash and two died from gunmen’s fire in Kogi State. The president was shooting in the wrong direction. Yet, in his day of honours, he bedecked his service chiefs and IG with national medals. Was he thanking them for the deaths and fear in the land or was it a case of ignorance? Has the President forgotten about Boko Haram?

This is tragic.  What Jonathan and the PDP have done is an ominous precedent for this democracy. President Jonathan ought to give us a moral explanation for this act of brigandage. If Dickson was indeed popular in the state and the party, why not set the process free and see if he would win? It is clear Jonathan is bringing Hobbesian and Machiavellian logic to this democracy. This is what many fought against in the days of military tyranny. The PDP chiefs and Jonathan remind one of misuse of power dramatised in Shakespeare’s Measure for Measure. A character spoke of “my false overweighs your true.” This is what we saw in Bayelsa. But the victim in the play replied, “To whom shall I complain?”

It has to be the law to which we must complain. Now, will the courts stand by impunity or by justice? The Bayelsa case is a crucial test for this democracy, and we shall see if Chief Justice Musdapher’s judiciary will rise to its impressive claims.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/columnist/monday/sam-omatseye/26984-military-rule-in-bayelsa.html
b]Thanks to the efforts of the Governor, Timipre Sylva, who initiated the idea of amnesty
This is a blatant lie dont give him credit 4 wat oda notable ijaw leaders like Edwin Clarke, Timi Alaibi etc did.


We cannot forget that then Governor Jonathan of Bayelsa State once ran away from the Government House when militants came calling.
Atleast he ran away, Timipre Sylva invited this same militants to live in govt house as the invited governor to run the affairs of the state.


The Bayelsa crisis began after the president asked the Inspector General of Police, Hafiz Ringim, to disband the security outfit of the state.
The security outfit was called Famou Tamgbe, made up of cultist/miltants in police uniform used as a polictical tool to silence all opposition to Silva's Govt

So it was a primary of impunity, and that makes Dickson a candidate of impunity. The Independent National Election Commission was not present. So, how does the PDP want to get away with the act of gangsters of Saturday? If they go ahead with this in the primary, would they do same in the election and make Dickson a governor by impunity, a chief executive by illegality, a chief law officer by fiat?

This is not good for our democracy.

On this we agree, but like they say dont hate the playa, hate the game, bro the game is still the same, Timpre Sylva got out played by a beta playa grin

the closest we've come to an election was the presidential election dat brought in GEJ and that of Okorocha in Imo state, d rest is gangster selection by the mafia's dat pull the strings of our elections. but seriously Dickson Seriaki? he is going to make Sylva look like our savior.
SMH Bayelsa is indeed doomed
FoodRe: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by tulk2mi: 5:30pm On Nov 07, 2011
honey, e b like say u no comot brassierre cook dis food today grin grin

my colleague said her husband would say, "babe, this food no cham"
FoodRe: Euphemism(s) For ''This Food Is Tasteless''. by tulk2mi: 5:28pm On Nov 07, 2011
honey, e b like say u no comot bassierre cook dis food today grin grin

my colleague said her husband would say, "babe, this food no cham"
PoliticsRe: The 3 Worst Performing Governors In Nigeria? by tulk2mi: 10:48pm On Nov 05, 2011
dadicvila:
With the huge Allocatiön Bayelsa state recieves Monthly it will be Unwise to place any oda Governor b4 Thief Timipre Sylva, that Man has taken bayelsa state 20yrs backward, i was in Aba recently and with what i saw i will place Thief T.A orji 2nd,But Why are these Men so wicked??why steal everything??Na wa oO!
my broda thank you. Timpre Sylva cannot best any oda governor in 9ja. infact he is in d 38th/ 36+Abuja position. embarassed cry sad
PoliticsRe: Three Bombs Explode In Maiduguri by tulk2mi: 6:24pm On Nov 04, 2011
sheyguy:
he gba mee oh!! thing tee jona tan  (thing do burn finish 4 Yoruba)

Jonathan please dialogue with these pple oh
Diologue with who? Hell no. theres no where in d world govtment diologues with terrorist, it would send the wrong signal  dat govt will be compelled to do will of a bunch of crazy if u can create fear in d mind of d populace.

Truth is dat govt knows those who are sponsors of this pple but are afraid to act cos of the religious tone it might take if govt cracksdown on them.
BusinessRe: NERC Gets Rid Of Meter Maintenance Fee by tulk2mi: 1:26pm On Nov 02, 2011
A welcome development indeed. This action was long overdue. PHCN were simply ripping us off.
PoliticsRe: News Governor Timipre Silva Of Bayelsa Switches To Apga! by tulk2mi: 11:51am On Nov 02, 2011
Rolly83:
Look my Guy i have said this once that 'silver or sylva' I no sabi, will neva govern Bayelsa State again! CHIKENA!!!
My source?I BI SON OF THE SOIL, 'See Me See Government'
oh, no vex my broda, i kno no say u b govment pikin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: News Governor Timipre Silva Of Bayelsa Switches To Apga! by tulk2mi: 11:05am On Nov 02, 2011
Rolly83:
Are u 'daft' hav u not been listening to the radio or something! Go buy urself a 'transistor'.RUBBISH
Which radio station gave u dat info? i hv been listening to all d radio stations both in Bayelsa and Rivers, nothing like dat came up in d news.
theres no poster of Timpre Sylva spoting APGA logo in Yenagoa metropolis as at today

So MR. WISEMAN WITH TRANSISTOR RADIO we ask again where is your source?
RomanceRe: Help Me Out by tulk2mi: 10:59pm On Aug 04, 2011
sorry i meant shouldnt
RomanceRe: Help Me Out by tulk2mi: 10:58pm On Aug 04, 2011
ammamat:
@ m m m, is not about getting what he wanted coz we ve actually not done anything yet. Am thinking if he has new catch
maybe he tot he should waste his tym on nothing and go 4 something new wink
RomanceRe: ??? by tulk2mi: 10:09pm On Aug 04, 2011
no get a ghost buster to catch him so u can confirm kiss lipsrsealed
TV/MoviesRe: Karen's Victory Shows Resilience Of Nigerian Youths - Minister by tulk2mi: 5:30pm On Aug 04, 2011
blackmann:
[b]So winning money from a dumbass reality show is now an achievement? What about those that make millions from their inventions? If he is so myopic, maybe he should travel round the world and see what achievement is. To me an achievement is constructing things like solar-powered cars, Robots, Vehicles that can be used on the surface of the moon(all these done by undergraduates as their projects, mind you), carrying out research to develop cures for un-heard of diseases, just to mention a few. Achievement is doing something that has not been done before, like building the tallest building in the world, or the fastest train in the world, or the longest bridge to connect two or more countries. That is ACHIEVEMENT.

If in the mallam's mind winning BBA is an achievement, and he's publicly stating that, then i feel sorry for the youth of Nigeria. They can as well go rob a bank of 30 million and call that an achievement as well. Bunch of irresponsible losers. angry[/b]
which one be all this agro naw grin just be hapi dat atleast she smile home wit d money 4 achieving nathing wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thanks Seun, I Got A Dream Job Through Your Site by tulk2mi: 5:06pm On Aug 04, 2011
thats d way to go bro, it is good to come back and say thank u.
i wish u a favoured hired life  smiley
PoliticsRe: Why We Barred Females From Wearing Trousers In Offices – Plateau Govt by tulk2mi: 12:04am On Jul 29, 2011
During working hours daytime - CLOSE THE GATE OUT!

During working hours nitetime - OPEN THE GATE U R WELCOME

Bunch of hypocrites
Ask those girls who wear trousers or are said to be dressing "indecently" who patronises them, Governors, Senators, Businessmen etc while their decently dressed wives are complaining their husbands do not have time for them cos they are no longer looking sexy.

Besides where in the world did they define trouser as a man's clothing?
2. cant u tell the difference btw a man's trouser and a woman's trouser?
Abeg make una rest this trouser case for nigeria abeg.
RomanceRe: Should This Guy Marry Anymore After Three by tulk2mi: 3:15pm On Jul 15, 2011
[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=155611.msg8720863#msg8720863 date=1310715075][/quote]my sis, no issue at all, its like he proposed to her and shes wondering if one day he's going to gather all his children, both claimed and unclaimed into one roof 4 her to mother n she's thinking if it will be another fuji house of commotion cheesy
RomanceRe: Thoughts Of Cheating On Husband. by tulk2mi: 3:08pm On Jul 15, 2011
its alrite just 2 think abt it, but to iumplement ur thots, ahh dats a different story altogether. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Wetin I Go Do? by tulk2mi: 3:37pm On Jul 08, 2011
r u seriously asking us wetin u go do?
If she brazenly comot 4 ur house 4 8 days, get the ordacity to tell u say she dey enjoy her self, den come back with no remorse or apology for d simple reason say u go club wit out her.
wetin she go do wen d offence pass dat one.
tell me den i go tell u wetin u go do
RomanceRe: He Wants To Marry Me But I Dont Love Him by tulk2mi: 2:25pm On Jun 17, 2011
U want advice? Every woman knows how to tell a man she's not interested, u dont learn it, it is inbuilt. just speak d language he undastand, trust me he would come near a 100 miles near u.
u'v just been speaking d one he does not undastand. wink

am thinking* dis man just wan scratch d kitty 4 all the isho, insult and grammar wey he don blow 4 ya head* well its up to u 2 speak english if he no undastand him language.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Tunde Bakare: A Bastard Can’t Rule The Yoruba by tulk2mi: 5:41pm On Jun 16, 2011
Once again Pastor TB like all typical politicians neva saw what happened in d north during d elections where underage children voted 4 CPC abi? dat does not fall into d category of rigging i guess. please he should be advised to drop the title pastor and pick up dishonorable instead, thats wen what he is saying will begin to make some elements of sense atleast now we know where he is coming 4rm. shocked shocked shocked

I hope God can still show him that their petitions at d election tribunals will fail cos its simply the best rigger won. wink grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is A True Frnd by tulk2mi: 12:59pm On May 27, 2011
livedit:
I feel a true friend is someone who will have your back by being faithful, loving and loyal to you. A true friend is someone you can trust and rely on in your time of distress or to share in your happiness. Someone you can talk to or just have someone to listen when you need an lending ear. Someone who will be themselves by being honest with you to tell you the truth rather if it's good or bad. A true friend is someone whom you can be comfortable with to express who you are without putting up a front or a facade. A true friend is someone who can accept the good AND the bad in you. A true friend is someone who won't be quick to judge you or be jealous of you when things are going good in your life.


i agree wit d bolded part .
A true friend does not judge u by your successes, failures or how much u r worth, but accepts u just d way u r.

I'll end it there because livedit could go on and on. grin

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