₦airaland Forum

234GT: Very funny posts by people. I almost turned down a 2.5m per annum bank job last year because of negative and envy-driven posts by people. Thank God I am in the bank now and I am enjoying the job.
It is not as stressful as people say. You are not forced to take loans. If you are heavily indebted as a banker, it is your choice.

We are talking abt access bank aπϑ their outrageous recruitment process aπϑ not a banker getting loan in a bank..
Btw, do Ʊ work in access bank?

walmuy: Workforce is found of telling candidates to write their phone numbers on the answer sheet but this time we were not told to that. Hope it won't back fire?

We were told to do so in lag - batch 2

otokx: We hear that if you are employed in Access and decide to leave within 2 years, there is a clause that stipulates you pay a sum of not less than 2 million. Dunno how true this is.

Very true. Dat's after dis stage

Has anyone been contacted after the interviews?

Shekson: Pls, do we need to bring our CV and documents along?

not at all....just ur id card nd test invite nd writing materials

oyeyipo w: Please how did u locate the place?

. It's by d road side beside UPS

I had already been briefed by someone abt it. Dat made me not to go for dia test again....dis is modern slavery. If i have 10 pple who can afford 300k each, why would i still by keen on getting employment in their bank? Dia recruitment process is notin but....SMH

I applied on pc aπϑ didn't get any msg. I think it's dia system cos my friends dat av applied didn't get any msg

Just check my test details...centre at workforce, gbagada on sat

zub: Hello tunlex, kindly give me cobel contracting cooporate website and email address. Thanks.

I don't have

pretimina: After selecting my location, msg updated was shown. I want 2 knw if dts all cos a friend has bn cald 4 interview on saturday.
Pls any1 wit info on wat d test z lyk? Tnx

My test location was updated aπϑ dat's all. I later got a text msg for d test on saturday

I studied accounting aπϑ had 2.1. aπϑ I have chosen my test location

1 Ajose Adeogun

try using a system, it works on it...just did mine but I didn't get any acknowledgement message

It was preferred work location Ʊ chose during d application aπϑ not test location

I think it's from dem. Cos I tried it using two different browsers

Has anyone been able to apply? Cos I can't fit in my date of birth

I got d msg too aπϑ I have chosen my preferred location

bimbo90: Tuesday 2pm..urs?

had mine dis morning.
What position did u apply for?

What time is ♈̲̣̣̥ō̶̲̥̅ϋ̲̣̣̥rs?

I got an interview invite for d above company. Anyone with useful info or tips abt d company. I ve searched d internet but couldn't find anything.

⌣»̶·̵̭̌·̵̭̌✽̤̈̊Ŧђɑ̤̥̈̊п̥̥̲̣̣̣kƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇✽̤̈̊·̵̭̌·̵̭̌«̶⌣ , I ll do dat on monday

It's drug marketing business..all dis GNLD pple

Can somebody help out? How do I apply? Am in Lagos

Mr Aboki: [b]Now I am officially pissed off..

Why all the uncertainties?!
Why cant one of these News papers exploit the FOI law and demand a comprehensive breakdown of a senators Salary, allowances, benefits, constituency project allocation and all other ssuch monies that they recieve?!


My problem with this type of news is that it only serves to just keep Nigerians busy debating in beer paloours and online forums. We have no concrete proof whatsoever on this matter. The news reporting can best be described as a 'rumour', with 'name witheld' people granting interviews.

Heres whats gonna happen as it did with the ALUU 4 story, Faruok Lawan story, Fuel Subsidy story, Police Pension scam story, e.t.c..

1. We will keep seeing news on this matter for a while until it becomes boring and over flogged.
2. Nigerians will debate and redebate and curse and swear and rant and do all these all over again, all in the comfort of their living rooms, cars, offices, beer palours, salons, e.t.c..
3. The Media will find the next big breaking story and do what they do best, abandon the old and move to the new.
4. Nigerians will also follow the media wherever they go.

And before you know it, the country becomes a nation of unresolved issues dating over 40 years. Examples include;

a. Babangidas 12.4 Billion dollar oil windfall loot - Happened over 20 years ago - Still unresolved.
b. Kudirat Abiolas Murder - 1996 (17years ago) - Still unresolved.
c. Odi Massacre - 1999 (12 - 13 years ago) - Still Unresolved.
d. Pa. Alfred Rewane Assasination - 1995 (18years ago) - Unsolved.
e. Marshall Harry assasination - 2003 (10 years ago) - Unsolved.
f. Bola Ige assasination - 2001 (12 years ago) - Unsolved.
g. Amina Soari Dikibo assasination - 2004 (9 years ago) - Unsolved.
h. Ex. Governor Peter Odilis corruption cases - 2007-till-date (6 years and counting) - Unresolved _{Rather his wife was made a supreme court judge}
i. Fuel Subsidy scam - Revealed in 2012 (Over 1 year and 8 months now) - Unresolved.
j. Farouk Lawan Bribery scandal - 2012 - Unresolved _{Infact, he is back in the house of reps..}
k. NNPC scandal report on KPMG - 2011 - Report killed & Buried _{(Infact, NNPC Offices in Lagos and other places were torched by arson to conceal evidence)}
l. 55 Million Naira Education Ministry Budget Scandal _{(Involving Senate President Adolphus Wabara, Osuji and others.)}
m. 1 billion Naira Ikoyi housing scandal - 2005 - Still Unresolved.
n. Aluu 4 lynching - 2012 - Still Unresolved.
o. Halliburton 180million U.S dollar scandal _{Involving Atiku} - Unresolved.
p. Bribe-for-job Scandal _{(Involving over 10 Federal Government agencies & enities)} - Unresolved.
q. Patricia Etteh's 685 Million naira contract scam - Never resolved.
r. Dimeji Bankole over 1 Billion Dollar scam - Unresolved..


e.t.c.....






So why do we even bother?!

Waiter!! Waiter!!!! Bring me 2 shots of Manpower, 2 Lemongrass, 1 bottle of Alomo and 1 bullet make I take wash eye this morning..

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Since Ʊ know all these, y not create a programme on any nigeria tv station aπϑ discuss these issues..Ʊ can also become a journalist aπϑ seek for d use of the FOI as Ʊ said in ♈̲̣̣̥ō̶̲̥̅ϋ̲̣̣̥r post.

I think the best option is to make this legislative position a voluntary one i.e. ŊΦ payment at all for any legislator, Ʊ r dia for community service. #mythought#

MC LION: who is writin arnd 4pm?

r u writing by 4pm?

Am writing ind afternun...anyone with me?